I couldnt believe my eyes!

[Mango]

Ok so today, I am eating my oatmeal right. After a few bites I look down into my bowl for my next spoonful of oatmealy goodness. Imagine my surprise when I see what resembles a FACE!!! So I say "What what what?" and I set the bowl down, take a few steps back and WOW! IT WAS CLARES FACE! IN MY OATMEAL!

Clare...what are you doing in my oatmeal? :confused: :confused:

[RenagadeOfFunk]

...pics are required...

...but by now I think you ate her face... :eek:


(another person that claire has to run away from...after all he thinks she is food)

[RingOfScale]

Wow ... umm ... interesting ??? One time i saw a picture of a cow in the clouds

-RingOfScale

PS do you think we all could just plead guilty to trying to raise our post count with useless stuff and get lesser penalties then having our post count reset?

[ntn4502]

. . . .



http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/ugh2.gif
:p

[ryanshep]

where is that picture with the smileys saying this thread is worthless without pics when u need it...

[Brak]

you know what else can't believe MY eyes?

my brain can't believe my eyes at how stupid this post is

[1stdeadeye]

Ok so today, I am eating my oatmeal right. After a few bites I look down into my bowl for my next spoonful of oatmealy goodness. Imagine my surprise when I see what resembles a FACE!!! So I say "What what what?" and I set the bowl down, take a few steps back and WOW! IT WAS CLARES FACE! IN MY OATMEAL!

Clare...what are you doing in my oatmeal? :confused: :confused:

Two words.....Get therapy! :eek:

:p

[dwab3000]

one time, in my freshly new annoed body i saw, i saw, i saw...ME

Oh and if you didnt know about the oatmeal thing, its clares new ad campaign...shes getting her face out everywhere subtley

[Tobe2be]

mango..she doesnt come out in oatmeal shes comes on in froot loops.. LIES i have checked my oatmeals countless times and i see no clare but i see her everytime i eat froot loops

[tribalman]

where is that picture with the smileys saying this thread is worthless without pics when u need it...


you mean this pic?

[penguinpunk555]

You guys are ummm.... Not going anywhere in life.

[spazzed]

Poor poor mango..I've said it once, I'll say it again, gime a few years to finish my schoolin' & I'll give you a discount on therapy :)

[Miscue]

Ok so today, I am eating my oatmeal right. After a few bites I look down into my bowl for my next spoonful of oatmealy goodness. Imagine my surprise when I see what resembles a FACE!!! So I say "What what what?" and I set the bowl down, take a few steps back and WOW! IT WAS CLARES FACE! IN MY OATMEAL!

Clare...what are you doing in my oatmeal? :confused: :confused:

How are you ever going to pass the drug test on your LVMPD background check? :p BTW, you get your plane tickets yet? 'IF' I can have a house purchased by then, there will be plenty of floor space to sleep on!

[Automaggin2]

Hey mango, theres a nice little place on rt. 72, going towards LBI. Check it out, its called the New Lisbon Developmental Center. I think you might enjoy it :p

[Tobe2be]

HOLY CRAP I just saw it too and i actually took a pic... look

[TraXeR]

HOLY CRAP I just saw it too and i actually took a pic... look


And I thought I was a clare fan... :eek: :eek:


...eep.

[magman007]

Two words.....Get therapy! :eek:

:p


i completely second this motion, and only because you are my friend mango! i dont want to see ya in a padded room!

[1stdeadeye]

HOLY CRAP I just saw it too and i actually took a pic... look

You boys just ain't right! Y'all are "sticky"! :eek:

[PyRo]

Another stalker. Thats great :)

[Dayspring]

South Carolina reference!!! :D


You boys just ain't right! Y'all are "sticky"! :eek:

[Jonneh]

That's what happens when you murder women with no plan to dispose of the body.

[Mango]

I guess I have to spell it out for some people:



/end parody

[magman007]

sure... notice how Jt tries to play it off as one big joke.... ;) :)

[Thordic]

Yeah Im printing this out and laminating it, that way I can bring it to every AO Day and when JT tries to make fun of someone, I'll just pull it out and he'll be forced to shush.

[1stdeadeye]

Yeah Im printing this out and laminating it, that way I can bring it to every AO Day and when JT tries to make fun of someone, I'll just pull it out and he'll be forced to shush.

I need it for SUnday! :eek:

:cool:

[Mango]

That will have no effect on me.

[1stdeadeye]

That's what happens when you murder women with no plan to dispose of the body.

:confused:

You mix the body parts with your oatmeal? Clare is a petite young lady, but I seriously doubt Mango could make a bowl big enough to fit the body in. :rolleyes:

:p ;)

[Mango]

:confused:

You mix the body parts with your oatmeal? Clare is a petite young lady, but I seriously doubt Mango could make a bowl big enough to fit the body in. :rolleyes:

:p ;)


Ok Scott...we are going to take that post...put it in this little box here....lock it....and NEVER let it out EVER AGAIN. :confused:

[Clare]

You mix the body parts with your oatmeal? Clare is a petite young lady, but I seriously doubt Mango could make a bowl big enough to fit the body in.

wow....there's way too much thought into that one. Creepy feeling +20

[1stdeadeye]

I was merely exploring Jonneh's strange post.

:cool:

[dyeguy65]

Two words.....Get therapy! :eek:

:p


i dunno...maybe hes hungover

[Automaggin2]

i dunno...maybe hes hungover


Maybe he mixed some magical mushrooms in with that oatmeal......

[MadChild]

what kind of oatmeal was it?

[TraXeR]

Holy crap guys, chill. It was a parody. You know.. haha?

[Tobe2be]

so trax are you saying i photoshoped that image.... its true i tell you its true. i saw clare in my oatmeal ;)

[Caffiend]

wow....there's way too much thought into that one. Creepy feeling +20

Only +20? I figured it'd be more like x20 :)

[1stdeadeye]

Ok Scott...we are going to take that post...put it in this little box here....lock it....and NEVER let it out EVER AGAIN. :confused:

I was mocking Jonneh! :cool:

[Jonneh]

I was mocking Jonneh! :cool:Results of my post:
Imply Mango likes killing women
Imply Mango has killed Capo
Results of your post:
Make yourself look like a crazy stalking type person

mock
v. mocked, mock·ing, mocks
v. tr.

1. To treat with ridicule or contempt; deride.
2.
1. To mimic, as in sport or derision.
2. To imitate; counterfeit.
3. To frustrate the hopes of; disappoint.MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

btw mango, is your sig some sort of mango circlejerk? I know you used to be called SprayingMango, but that really is filthy!

[1stdeadeye]

Results of my post:
Imply Mango likes killing women
Imply Mango has killed Capo
Results of your post:
Make yourself look like a crazy stalking type person
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

btw mango, is your sig some sort of mango circlejerk? I know you used to be called SprayingMango, but that really is filthy!


LOL!!! I know. I was trying to imply others were stalkers and became the brunt of my own joke. :( Well a backfire every now and then is the price of my sarcasm and humor! :cool:

[UltimatePaintballer]

And I thought I was a clare fan... :eek: :eek:


...eep.

your not a clare fan, your just stupid

[TraXeR]

your not a clare fan, your just stupid

It was more of a continuation of the parody as a weak joke, not serious. Frankly, I don't find your comment to be to helpful either, but I take no heed.

[cris8762]

alright mango, spill the beans

we know you made out with that bowl of oatmeal, how badly did you burn your tongue? :cool: ;) :D