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Z-man
06-07-2004, 03:29 AM
oh great, I see that now we have that stupid animated GIF of the "IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!!" banana among others..

Anyway yes kids it's another video for you to enjoy. I originally planned for it to be a speed test video as it's really about the only thing I do well. However, the takes I made, though fat in little parts, were fragmented and not very impressive. However! This video does show 2 nice things:

1- The lvl10 is your friend

2- When combined with a Victory board that does not break a sweat no matter how fast I pushed it, you don't need no silly ACE and you can shoot just about any type of paint.

It's a larger download of ~30 MB but that is because I refuse to do 320x240 size videos. Still its streaming so you wont have to wait too long. It won't be up long though. It's also a promo for the AO Day next week in NorCal so I am taking it off-line then. A limited edition video :headbang:

Edite: Offer expired. Movie is down now.

GoatBoy
06-07-2004, 03:48 AM
:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

Enemy
06-07-2004, 05:30 AM
i have to ask how much longer till we get to see the direct input rt with paint..im dying to see if the halos claimed 35 is just hype or not and i would love to see how badly the valve shoots down if at all!!!! oh and how come the didnt break one ball but the viking couldnt get it out the barrel i thought the mag was the blender and was to high pressure for soft paint!! ;)

ZapTheMad
06-07-2004, 05:47 AM
"happy b-day to me"

haha! cant wait to see some 3000 psi action :shooting:

LittlePaintballBoy
06-07-2004, 09:13 AM
NEW SMILIS OH MY GOD WOOT!!!!! AND WE HAVE MY NINJA ONE FROM AIR!!!!!!! PHEER! :ninja: :headbang:

EDIT: I forgot to add something good to this thread: <3

tony3
06-07-2004, 09:22 AM
:hail:

Flow_Tech
06-07-2004, 09:33 AM
i think Zman is an EXCELLENT singer :cheers:

behemoth
06-07-2004, 09:50 AM
Am i the onlyone that hates quicktime? :rolleyes:

PEANUT BUTTAH JELLY TIME~!! :dance: :dance:

:D

The Action Figure
06-07-2004, 09:53 AM
YOU SUCK AT WALKING haha good vid, I personally like the singing. :clap:

trevorjk
06-07-2004, 09:55 AM
oh man you gotta work on an evil laugh so when your shouting HES IN THE BACK HES IN THE BACK you have a laugh to go with it :bounce:

Major Jam
06-07-2004, 10:09 AM
I just have to say the Viking is not paint/barrel matched. It's pretty obvious whoever matched it had no clue. If you get that many breaks its time to go up a size or two. I've seen it and done it on a Viking.

Otherwise, GREAT video! :) Can we have another sir?

Steelrat
06-07-2004, 10:21 AM
Oh Z-man, et tu? After the whole victory board happiness, you need to dump on a viking? Geez, man, you can't get a paint match with crap paint. You just use a big bore barrel, like, say, a lapco big shot *cough*usedonsfl*cough* and use that. But your point was well made, and when you eventually learn to walk a trigger, im sure that victory will help you out :D .

Or, I can just get my pandora board, set it to unlimited ROF full auto, and really test the Halo's limits :headbang:

Vanced
06-07-2004, 10:31 AM
:hail: Take a Bow... relevence lacking... but pure entertainment gold !

Steelrat
06-07-2004, 10:38 AM
You know, he actually screams like that in a game. I keep waiting for someone to say "Whats that lady yelling about?"

teufelhunden
06-07-2004, 12:13 PM
And the viking vid is yet another argument for why paint match is stupid. :)

Altimas
06-07-2004, 12:24 PM
Rock on!!! That was pretty sweet!

Z-man
06-07-2004, 12:42 PM
Yeah I am sorry Ryan I did not look for a Viking to rip on you or anything it just happened that he was going to try shooting. I do believe that did DID try to match the paint but to be fair I think what was happening was that after you break one, the junk in the barrel lends itself to breaking more. If he had cleaned out the barrel, it might have been better.

He is one of our back players and looooves his Vikings. Biased yes? Staged na, but it's odd paint to say the least. very wet bags and translucent fill. Made in Ireland... I got 5 cases of it :)

And as for the screaming part... yes I did that for reals and yes I do sound like that in the games I play... I gotta train myself or something.

The Action Figure
06-07-2004, 12:46 PM
brittle paint= assured breakage on opponant







or in the breach, barrel, hopper, bag, pog :cool:

Bolter
06-07-2004, 12:48 PM
is that Hovid paint? Very cheap and nasty stuff Z-Man, Ive seen it bounce off trees!!

Downloading video now :ninja:

kauai_paintball
06-07-2004, 07:18 PM
Hey Zak, Ill be in norcal for 4 weeks in july starting july 8th. can we have an AO day when im there? :clap:

Chronobreak
06-07-2004, 07:37 PM
couldnt get he vid to work :( however i did hear it :D wow look at all the smile choices we have now :clap: : :rofl: :rofl:

LittlePaintballBoy
06-07-2004, 07:57 PM
You really do have the wierdest yell, whenever you do that on the feild I look around to try and find out who it is coming from :rofl: But then he shoots you. :shooting: :cry:

Chronobreak
06-07-2004, 08:05 PM
ok had to update QT what a pain anyways saw the vid and anothe nice one from z-man and im also stil waiting for the scuma victory boarded halo and leave the walking to people who can do it faster :p

RenagadeOfFunk
06-07-2004, 08:36 PM
...i am not even going to lie and say you sing well... :nono:


...but I will agree that the paint did suck....it sort of looked like this -> :bounce:

127.0.0.1
06-07-2004, 09:17 PM
Umm.. what I can say? Looks like that Viking hates the freak ;)

Mighty Mike
06-07-2004, 10:23 PM
Excellent video Zak!! There's going to be some unhappy rec-ballers when NorCal invades Santa Clara Paintball this Sunday..... :cuss:

ZapTheMad
06-07-2004, 10:53 PM
I'm down for some AO vs. the WORLD!

MWUAHAHAHAHA! :shooting:

kylyo123456
06-08-2004, 09:17 AM
Mine only shows up as static....I want to hear the scream :cry:

Z-man
06-08-2004, 11:10 AM
BAD PC CHILDREN!!! update your quicktime to 6.5 or whatever it is. Apple ait that bad. They make the best Mp3 player and free application out there and even made it for you Windows punks too! :cheers:

Blennidae
06-08-2004, 11:24 AM
Mine only shows up as static....I want to hear the scream :cry:


Ask a pre-school girl to scream out something you might hear on a paintball field, same thing... :D

swanster
06-08-2004, 04:07 PM
is that Hovid paint? Very cheap and nasty stuff Z-Man, Ive seen it bounce off trees!!

Downloading video now :ninja:


yeah, ive seen it bounce off my head

Blazestorm
06-08-2004, 07:12 PM
Great Vid Dude... Tempting me to get another Emag over a Viking... DAMN YOU!

*ponders*

You suck. :cry:

Now I have to get an emag... :cuss:

AGD
06-08-2004, 07:32 PM
Oh my GOD that was great! Got to hand it to ya Zack your the man! Can't wait for the next one!

AGD

Blazestorm
06-08-2004, 07:37 PM
BTW I can convert that to WMV and host it on my site if you need some extra bandwidth :D

Cryer
06-08-2004, 07:47 PM
you are teh suck at singing... :tard:

You owned that vik, tho :headbang:



HES IN THE BACK HES IN THE BACK CHECK HIM!!!!11! :rofl:

Skoad
06-08-2004, 07:47 PM
i hate quicktime :(

Evil Bob
06-08-2004, 09:15 PM
I've had that stuff bounce off of my goggles, it truely is garbage paint.

-Evil Bob

Skoad
06-08-2004, 10:40 PM
Im guessing its just my quicktime, but I'll ask anyway. Is the sound way off? like, he starts pulling the trigger and you can hear the shot sounds 3 seconds later

Steelrat
06-08-2004, 10:44 PM
LOL, stickied! Now I want to see some real firepower! I've seen leppers who could walk a trigger better! Quit trying to be respectable, and just sweetspot the damn thing.

Smoke
06-08-2004, 10:55 PM
i hate quicktime :(


Quicktime > all

Z-man
06-08-2004, 11:24 PM
wow this one gets stickied and its not even my best work... I will have to make this next one UBER pimp.

LittlePaintballBoy
06-08-2004, 11:36 PM
We must have someone with crazy fingers come to AO NorCal, LeatherPants, wanna make the trip up? :p

FallNAngel
06-09-2004, 01:24 AM
I find it kind of funny when you say they're the same hopper and paint... and it's a different hopper... Past that, I've seen Halo's just crush the paint *MANY* times. It happened with my Cyborg.... Nelson Hotspot was crushed in a Z-boarded Halo B and in my Empire Halo... couldn't get a hopper out without several breaks/chops. Put in PMI Premium and no problems. Switch to an Evo2 and use the Hotspot, no problems.

Z-man
06-09-2004, 01:36 AM
I find it kind of funny when you say they're the same hopper and paint... and it's a different hopper... Past that, I've seen Halo's just crush the paint *MANY* times. It happened with my Cyborg.... Nelson Hotspot was crushed in a Z-boarded Halo B and in my Empire Halo... couldn't get a hopper out without several breaks/chops. Put in PMI Premium and no problems. Switch to an Evo2 and use the Hotspot, no problems.

I figured that the same model hopper with the same board using the same paint from the same bag on the same day within 5 minutes of each other and standing 5 feet from where I tested my SFL was close enough. But yes you are right, that is not my clear Halo B with the Victory board. It's a clear Halo B that has been dyed yellow with a Victory board. You have exposed my little ruse! :cry:

ZAust
06-09-2004, 04:45 AM
wow.. im.. im.. FAMOUS!!! zak, im thinking we need to create the ultimate andrew w.k./comeback kid hybrid video, to completely take over the world!

lord1234
06-09-2004, 08:37 AM
can someone PLEASE convert this to wmv? blazestorm you would be the man if you did..some of us just do not have QT..and can't install it on work computers.

Butterfingers
06-09-2004, 09:55 AM
Oh Z-man, et tu? After the whole victory board happiness, you need to dump on a viking? Geez, man, you can't get a paint match with crap paint. You just use a big bore barrel, like, say, a lapco big shot *cough*usedonsfl*cough* and use that. But your point was well made, and when you eventually learn to walk a trigger, im sure that victory will help you out :D .

Or, I can just get my pandora board, set it to unlimited ROF full auto, and really test the Halo's limits :headbang:


A lapco bigshot isnt big... its .689 standard bore.

The lapco bighshot is a derivative of the lapco autospirit which is TINY bore .684 small bore.

The pandora wont be any faster They did a test on a DTM viking which is a full auto WAS board and maxed at around 23 bps.

The speed is ram limited. After 25 or so bps I suspect that it starts making partial strokes making for some fun dryfiring but useless for firing actual paintballs.

Butterfingers
06-09-2004, 10:16 AM
BAD PC CHILDREN!!! update your quicktime to 6.5 or whatever it is. Apple ait that bad. They make the best Mp3 player and free application out there and even made it for you Windows punks too! :cheers:


What about us Linux Punks? :cry:

<img src="http://www.isc.tamu.edu/~lewing/linux/sit3-shine.7.gif"
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</p>

You cant say no to teh penguin!

Z-man
06-09-2004, 10:41 AM
Of course not. OS X = Free BSD. Rock solid except for the nasty file sharing setup.

Steelrat
06-09-2004, 11:25 AM
A lapco bigshot isnt big... its .689 standard bore.

The lapco bighshot is a derivative of the lapco autospirit which is TINY bore .684 small bore.

The pandora wont be any faster They did a test on a DTM viking which is a full auto WAS board and maxed at around 23 bps.

The speed is ram limited. After 25 or so bps I suspect that it starts making partial strokes making for some fun dryfiring but useless for firing actual paintballs.

You took me too seriously. I am allowed to make fun of him. I bought that Victory board ;)

As for the full auto viking, I figure we will slap it on there and see what happens. Might not exceed the destructive testing WAS board shown in that odd night-vision video (if thats the one you are talking about) but it will be fun to see it first person.

Jay's_Folly
06-09-2004, 02:36 PM
For those that don't like Quicktime or can't install it there is an alternative called, oddly enough, quicktime alternative. From the release notes:

QuickTime Alternative will allow you to play QuickTime files (.mov, .qt and other extensions) without having to install QuickTime Player from Apple. It also supports QuickTime content that is embedded in webpages. The QuickTime plugins include iPIX and QuickTimeVR. The QuickTime Browser plugin supports Internet Explorer, Opera, Mozilla, FireFox and Netscape.

Features:
- Media Player Classic 6.4.8.2
- QuickTime codecs 6.5.1.17
- QuickTime DirectShow filter
- QuickTime plugins
- QuickTime Control Panel
- QuickTime Browser plugin 6.5.1.17


Grab it here: quicktime alternative (http://a1.edskes.com/q/quicktimealt133.exe)

There is also an alternative for the real one player as well. Just scroll down and you'll find links and more info for everything here: alternative players (http://home.hccnet.nl/h.edskes/mirror.htm)

Loved the video BTW :headbang:

1stdeadeye
06-09-2004, 04:33 PM
You scream like a little girl! :p

:cuss: WAS!

FallNAngel
06-09-2004, 07:34 PM
I figured that the same model hopper with the same board using the same paint from the same bag on the same day within 5 minutes of each other and standing 5 feet from where I tested my SFL was close enough. But yes you are right, that is not my clear Halo B with the Victory board. It's a clear Halo B that has been dyed yellow with a Victory board. You have exposed my little ruse! :cry:

with the same batteries and the same drive cone spring too, right? I'm not trying to say it's a bad video, I'm just saying it isn't the same hopper...

Zedaine
06-09-2004, 07:36 PM
BAD PC CHILDREN!!! update your quicktime to 6.5 or whatever it is. Apple ait that bad. They make the best Mp3 player and free application out there and even made it for you Windows punks too! :cheers:

I'm glad to see that Z-man loves macs :D Even repairs them too. The rest of you need to see the light.

Nice vid Z-man, practice on walking the trigger faster though ;)

JimmyBeam
06-09-2004, 08:12 PM
I'm down for some AO vs. the WORLD!

MWUAHAHAHAHA! :shooting:

im in for that

Twon
06-10-2004, 06:57 AM
A lot of bounce and not that fast. Overall great video.

Twon

Tedrzz
06-10-2004, 06:07 PM
That wasn't an 04 Viking. Your video may need editing. The back of the marker is flush with the gripframe on 04 Viking's, and on previous years the back of the marker goes past it. You can obviously see the back of the marker going past the grip frame.

Not trying to flame, just wanted to point something out. :)

Ted

Z-man
06-10-2004, 06:59 PM
oh dear! Glad you cuaght that. To be honest I had forgot to ask Mike if his was an 04 or 03. He had rattled off the thing to me so many times I thought I knew it all. I know it has the WAS b/c I talked to him about it. Anyone else able to confirm is that s an 03 or 04? Steelrat? I would have thought you would catch that one ;)

Thanks for the heads up. This video will be going down either way on Sat evening.

Blazestorm
06-10-2004, 07:22 PM
Yah it looks like an 03, 04 had some better stock milling and I am 95% sure they came with eyes stock

Carbon
06-11-2004, 12:23 AM
freals though, Zmans scream is the most audible on the field, most definitely an asset when you got 18 otehr people yelling and shooting away. When you heard zman say "Carbon, your bunker your, your bunker, your bunker" you pay attention.

hey Zman, time for a straight-from-scuba live fire to school those little chumps at PBN.

jayloo
06-11-2004, 05:20 AM
What about us Linux Punks? :cry:

<img src="http://www.isc.tamu.edu/~lewing/linux/sit3-shine.7.gif"
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</p>

You cant say no to teh penguin!

I use linux only for all my web needs, browsing and authoring. Xine and mplayer are the best DVD/Video players out for linux.

BTW, Firefox OWNS all.