Nato got a bit bored so...

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

"So I was in my room with my cocker. I was bored and decided to fiddle around. Of course for the sake of safety I put on a condom. I was having a grand ol time until my mom walked in on me. She was screaming saying that I was making such a racket. I know some of you would be thinking, "that sucks" Well that's not the half of it! I was short stroking! I felt so embarrassed. Luckily I didn't shoot anything… my balls were all swelled up."

nato must have been pretty bored...

[tony3]

nato= :dance: natos mom= :cry:

[coolcatpete]

"So I was in my room with my cocker. I was bored and decided to fiddle around. Of course for the sake of safety I put on a condom. I was having a grand ol time until my mom walked in on me. She was screaming saying that I was making such a racket. I know some of you would be thinking, "that sucks" Well that's not the half of it! I was short stroking! I felt so embarrassed. Luckily I didn't shoot anything… my balls were all swelled up."

nato must have been pretty bored...
There are so many ways to interpert that, if I didnt play pb I would just laugh.
Pete

[hAppy]

There are so many ways to interpert that, if I didnt play pb I would just laugh.
Pete
how many ways are there?! :confused:
i can only think of 2 :tard:

[coolcatpete]

how many ways are there?! :confused:
i can only think of 2 :tard:
Fine I lied and I like to exagerate so I should just go sit in the corner.
Pete

[ß?µ£ §mµ®ƒ]

HAHA thats an awesome story, how long is his shaft/barrel on his cocker? :rofl: mines 12 inchs on my gun

[AGDlover]

LMFAO lol OMG thats great :dance: :rofl:

[tony3]

HAHA thats an awesome story, how long is his shaft/barrel on his cocker? :rofl: mines 12 inchs on my gun

Weak, mines 16in :spit_take

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

Weak, mines 16in :spit_take

umm...i have a kit so i can change the length of mine :D

[Target Practice]

umm...i have a kit so i can change the length of mine :D

I can do that too. It's a neat trick, but I can only do it once. :wow:

[Trick]

He should get a stiffi for his cocker...

[Spartan X]

Well cockers tend to leak alot so you have to clean up after them.

and you have to take them for walks and feed them lots of nitro cause there hungry little fellas.

[ShooterJM]

Weak, mines 16in :spit_take

That doesn't matter man, it's bore size....

[penguinpunk555]

eeewwwwiieee...

[Fatjon]

well my cocker can hit 16bps

[Igotu]

Its not the size that matters I how you use it.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

i can unload a ton as far as 100ft in 5 seconds

[AGDlover]

snyper thats nothen i got my cocker to push ppl up agenst walls it was going soo fast heheheheheh

[ß?µ£ §mµ®ƒ]

ahh but its not always length that matters, mine bores .69 in width, i call it my boomstick, but sometimes when it gets wider i call it my big shot thats .70 wide! :dance: :rofl:

[spazzed]

That'd doesn't matter man, it's bore size....

Or a combination thereof
:wow: :dance: :rofl:

[MBro]

... 'nuf said

[tony3]

That'd doesn't matter man, it's bore size....

.693 :wow:

[AGDlover]

ahh but its not always length that matters, mine bores .69 in width, i call it my boomstick, but sometimes when it gets wider i call it my big shot thats .70 wide! :dance: :rofl:


no see yours is .33 ;)

[ß?µ£ §mµ®ƒ]

ya .33 of a meter :dance: :clap: :dance: (thats a foot) :D

[AGDlover]

ya .33 of a meter :dance: :clap: :dance: (thats a foot) :D


meter eh? more like milameater and look at the number 33 and think real hard

[tony3]

What is a "milameter"

[amoeba]

cockers need some lubing once in a while ;)

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

i use gold cup lube with mine