Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles

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LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.



David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.

But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.

Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.

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[cphilip]

Aw nuts.....

[Sinistarr]

It takes ...er, took balls to carry a sawed off shotgun in your pants.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Now that is just a kick in the balls.

[Sinistarr]

Now that is just a kick in the balls.
He only wishes...

:rofl:

[Lohman446]

That judge must be an SOB.. I think he was probably punished enough... see where they have gun control they just dont teach gun safety... DO NOT STUFF A LOADED SHOTGUN IN YOUR WAIST... if you must keep the barrels far away from umm.. yeh

[PyRo]

Yeah the poor got his nuts shot off I don't think he will be doing it again. let him go.

[Cheeseball24]

yeah ferget jailed i dont think he's gonna eb carryin around shotguns in his pants anymore... except now he might not have to be so careful. hmm...

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

5 years for shooting your nads off with a shotgun? what has this world come to?

[SlipknotX556]

I think shooting off your nads would be punishment enough.

[BobTheCow]

Aw nuts.....LOL!! Such terrible puns just deserve special recognition. :p

[penguinpunk555]

ouchies.... :cry:

[dwab3000]

i immediately thought of someone on here....

*looks around at the crazy ppl*

well i can say this..he doesnt have the balls to do it again ;)

[ß?µ£ §mµ®ƒ]

I would expect this from the french, doesn't england have a no gun law?

[1stdeadeye]

British sex change operation?

[TheTramp]

I would expect this from the french, doesn't england have a no gun law?


Yes, that's why he got such a harsh sentence for shooting off his own nuts.

[SlartyBartFast]

While he remains on the planet and is therefor ineligible for a Darwin Award, he did do the next best thing.

His stupidity has effectively removed him from the gene pool. :tard:

Seems to me that that's worth more than an honorable mention. After all, most of the other honorable mentions can still breed. :p

[paintbattler]

Sucks to be him.

[Bolter]

ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch! :cuss:

[TeamNausea]

Now he/r really have to worry about "dropping the soap"..

[penguinpunk555]

David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.



If they were friends why did he get a shotgun? Also,they were arguing about buying another beer. The numbnut already had 1 1/2 gallon of beer. Well,he only wishes he had numbnuts now. Well,nuts all together.

[platinumjason]

He got what he deserves. Getting drunk and into an argument and then he runs home to get his loaded shot gun? I dont think he had just wanted to show it to him. :dance:

[Chris42050]

One less stupid person to Bread.

[Cryer]

One less stupid person to Bread.
"breed" ;)

[TeamNausea]

Lol

[Warewolf50]

Yeah ouch, anyone else thing that if he blew his nuts off that means his legs were right behind them, and a shotgun that close probably a whola loat damage to his leegs also. So along wiht loosing his nuts he also probably screwed up his legs royaly so i think he has been punished enough.

[p8ntball365]

how much you wanna bet he dosent have the balls to do that again ;)

[TeamNausea]

how much you wanna bet he dosent have the balls to do that again ;)
perfectly thought out! :D

[kauai_paintball]

Well at least he wont stay up too late anymore. (worring about teaching his children how to responsibly handle firearms... get your mind outta the gutter!)

[Jonneh]

While he remains on the planet and is therefor ineligible for a Darwin Award, he did do the next best thing.

His stupidity has effectively removed him from the gene pool. :tard:

Seems to me that that's worth more than an honorable mention. After all, most of the other honorable mentions can still breed. :pI'm relatively sure, since he can now no longer reproduce, classify worthy for a darwin award.

[SlartyBartFast]

worring about teaching his children

Children? What children? :p

Unless he alread HAD children. He's proven that he's too incompetent to adopt and helpfully prevented himself from ever becoming a parent.

[vf-xx]

I'm relatively sure, since he can now no longer reproduce, classify worthy for a darwin award.


Seconded. I do believe that's how it works.