New Krysys toon...EP2.

[Toothpick]

Krysys released whiney superstars volume 2 on their site last night. It's a bit more vulgar than the first, both had their ups and downs. Oh, and another rambling thta was okay.

www.krysys.com for the lazy.

[eNder159]

nhahahahahahahahah i want stickers!!!!!! lol everything from

"sponsor me"

"i hate you"

to "bunker money"

[-=Squid=-]

As stupid as the first.

[Automaggot68]

Hahaha!
Look! It's Ollie Lang !

[personman]

As stupid as the first.
I have to concur :(

[tony3]

As stupid as the first.

I don't think I could say it better then that. That guy doesn't even sound like a real pirate.

[Krysys]

Hey, thanks for the great comments guys! Remember, Krysys.com also accepts "user submissions" any takers? Anyone? That's right...you can't do any better, or you would be.

Thanks for watching.
And reading (if you've learned how)

[Halliday]

A good amount of Squeegie. I liked it.

[WenULiVeUdiE]

I like it. The voices make it even better. Good job, and keep it up.

[Blazestorm]

Best part "Hey look it's ollie lang" :ninja:

[-=Squid=-]

Oh yes... I can't do a better job. I must have failed to realize how hilarious and creative it was.

EDIT: Expect a user submission from me, then you can't cop out and tell me I couldn't do better. If you cant take harsh critisism you shouldn't have a public website such as this one.

[TeamNausea]

yeah just as bad as the first i must say...no i cant do any better but i dont try to do nice ones and fail...

[Automaggot68]

I don't think I could say it better then that. That guy doesn't even sound like a real pirate.

Double Yew tee eff? How does a REAL priate sound?

[TeamNausea]

yeah lol i was wonderin how you know what a real pirate sounds like lol

[nt2004]

As stupid as the first.
yep. More immature garbage whining about tourney players who whine? How ironic :rolleyes:

[AGD]

Well from my perspective I find it quite entertaining!!

AGD

[SpecialBlend2786]

I liked it....

[Number13]

Some people don't like it - more power to them. Some people like red apples, I like green. Don't start a flame war over whether you support Krysys.com guys, just express your own opinion. If you want to comment on what others have said, then add to the conversation instead of regressing into barbaric insults.

That said, I think the site rocks. The odd, not-so-traditional voices make in more funny to me. Cap't's outfit is hilarious - I too want to see some Krysys stickers! Everyone's whined about something on that board at some point, and I think it's great to be able to make fun of oneself. And come on, the switch from blackboard to overhead was great! The editorials are great and the viewpoint refreshing.

But jeeze...reccomending a Tippmann??? :tard:

Keep it up Johhny!

MC

[tony3]

Double Yew tee eff? How does a REAL priate sound?

He seems to me like its doing half "butt" job of trying, go full out pirate or just do a normal voice. I can do a better pirate voice then that.



Hey, thanks for the great comments guys! Remember, Krysys.com also accepts "user submissions" any takers? Anyone? That's right...you can't do any better, or you would be.

Thanks for watching.
And reading (if you've learned how)

Why would I bother making pointless flash animations? You are right, I can't do any better. If I wanted to learn flash I could, but I have no use to learn it. I should make one of these that makes fun of woods ball players. I'd have a never ending supply of material :rolleyes:
Let the flames roll...

[Krysys]

Oh, there will be some about woodsballers, don't worry bout that. Also, I AM one of those whiney players. I have, countless times blamed it on the guns, the reffing, the paint, cheating...blah blah. It's about self-humilation and turning something angry into something more humerous. I like negative posts, it keeps me going. Yes, I'm whining about whiney players...well..captain krysys is. Squeegy, the parrot, hates him too. And then there will be P-fitty. The paintball "pimp" who guides you on how to cheat, and ninja baller who just owns everyone. The only time I speak through my own voice is in the ramblings. Those are me, and how I feel. The rest is for entertainment. To say that "I'm" whiney in the cartoons, is like saying keeno (sp?) reeves is flying in the matrix. He's not...his character is...get over it. I'm not here to please everyone. If I was, I would make something boring and cookie-cutter because that seems to be the popular trend. Those who support, thank you! Those who don't....thank you too. Critisism is always needed and welcome.

-Johnny K.

[tony3]

Ok, there is a difference between poking fun at yourself and poking fun at something that you don't do. I still don't like the comics, but I understand it much better.

Tony

[penguinpunk555]

I love them....

[Enemy]

omg i love this stuff.. i spent all summer mowing lawns for that piece of junk. look its ollie lang thwack.. you have no idea how badly ive wanted to do that to someone!!! and the bird is awesome.. people that dont find the humor in that either needs lots of theropy or none at all!!! though they need a warning on there i tried watching the first one not to long ago with my nephew next to me to hear the parrot go f off boy i found the close button fast!!!

[Blazestorm]

Krysys, can I do voice acting for the ninja baller?

:D :eek: :ninja:

[Chipper]

I wonder if this is on PBNatiion....

[bofh]

yeah lol i was wonderin how you know what a real pirate sounds like lol

Pirates are normally pretty quiet.



Considering that they are all dead. :0

[MindJob]

Well from my perspective I find it quite entertaining!!

AGD


THE MAN HAS SPOKEN.

Now SILENCE.

[Halliday]

Pirates are normally pretty quiet.



Considering that they are all dead. :0
Excuse me? The oceans of our world still have pirates. Visit Asia or China and ride in a boat. You'll see some pirates, they just don't wear those big hats. They drive powerboats and have machine guns :shooting:

[bofh]

Excuse me? The oceans of our world still have pirates. Visit Asia or China and ride in a boat. You'll see some pirates, they just don't wear those big hats. They drive powerboats and have machine guns :shooting:

How's this, all the pirates with Captain's Coats and parrots are dead. They sure don't speak english.

[eNder159]

I wonder if this is on PBNatiion....


done...

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=612534

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[Battlewear]

Excuse me? The oceans of our world still have pirates. Visit Asia or China and ride in a boat. You'll see some pirates, they just don't wear those big hats. They drive powerboats and have machine guns :shooting:

Hmm I think that solves it, Pirates are just Wannabe Paintball players!! That must be it..

As for me, I love it, I found it to be very funny.. As for the voice, I like it, could be funnier if he did it to sound like Captin Jack Sparrow!!! LOL Now that would be funny! Better yet, make the Parrot sound like that!! YIKES! I see some people coming with Fire sticks. Time to go ;)

:rofl: :headbang:

[Blazingace]

AWESOME.........Who doesn't know someone at one time that has whined about these things that he is animating? What is wrong with it? "I think it's stupid" What the hell is that? Why is it stupid, because thats you? You see yourself being talked about and it makes you feel insecure? Whatever. Krysys is a breath of fresh air in a stagnant field. Its about time. Come get me if you want. I will destroy you!

[Blazestorm]

Dewd I'm so agg, I got my bandana around my neck, 10 pieces of fake gucci headwear, cut up proflex, agg HKed timmy with HK tank cover and a sick custom modded halo I'm so agg lewk at me...

Hkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhkhk.

Cyborg... is coming...

[Blazingace]

Go blaze!!!!


PS Thanks alot Tom. I know that Johnny appreciates it.

[MicroMiniMe]

done...

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=612534

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Funny. Its been closed and loopback edited. How surprizing. I'm *sure* its for insta-flamewar protection and not mod censorship.
:rolleyes:

'Can't shoot what you can't see *POOF*.'

I think its amusing. More power to ya man.

[FragTek]

OMFG ROFL! I love Krysis, they only get better and better :D

Squeegee is still #1!!! The villagers demand SQUEEGEE!!!

"Let's go smoke some ganja"

[-=Squid=-]

I think its stupid because to me, its completely unfunny.

[Krysys]

Blaze (storm) I could hug you man. Someone after my own heart. I would LOVE to have someone do the voice of the ninja...only one problem...he doesn't talk...just owns people. Mr. Kaye, thank you for the kind words. I'm working on some actionscripting now, so it should only be a month or so before there are some games up there. Remember, I'm always looking for other content to put up there. If you guys wanna do some gossip or something, I'm all for it.

Thx for the support.

johnnyK

[-=Squid=-]

In fear of looking like a complete hypocrite, I will step forward and say this:

I just watched the snake video. That made me laugh, really, really hard. Honestly; it was just some obvious/simple humor, but jeez, it just seemed so random. I dont know.

Dont mind me.

Nick
PP

[Blazestorm]

Omg... I could make grunting noises or something like the sound effects... Example - Instead of getting a sound effect that is "wooosh" I actually say it... it would be different :p

Ah well...

"Hey look... It's ollie lang... *SMACK*... mmmm intestines... yummy yummy yummy in my tumtumtummy..." :eek:

[nt2004]

I think its stupid because to me, its completely unfunny.
yeah he has some good points in his rants and such but i just dont find the animations to be very funny. Whatever though, some people do and thats fine

[Krysys]

Blaze, toss me an email at JohnnyK@krysys.com. I think you have already, but I most likely lost it. Just so I can keep you in mind for voices/sounds and what not. Also, Squid, I'm glad you found something you liked! Different strokes for different folks.

-Johnny K.

[gc82000]

I liked it. It is so exagerated that it is kind of make beleive. Krysys hurry up and make episode three. and can you make an all squeegy toon.

Thanks GC

[FragTek]

Johnny,

Hope this isn't like illegal or copywrited in any way... But Squeegee is so damn good I just had to copy him and set him for my windows logon note :)

http://www.fragtek.com/squeegee

Squeegee is the pimpest of them all... muahahaha!