What Would Squeege Say?

[AGD]

I have to admit I like the little carnivorus wise cracker! I think we should make Squeege stickers but what should he say at the bottom? (keep it clean)

AGD

[MDA71]

Howz about:


"I love being put on a waiting list."

[WenULiVeUdiE]

It's a shocker, it's a cocker, no! It's a mag!

Mine is lame.

[InexactMelissa]

I have to admit I like the little carnivorus wise cracker! I think we should make Squeege stickers but what should he say at the bottom? (keep it clean)

AGD

'Squeegie' and 'keep it clean' - isn't that an oxymoron? :p

[Derman2k]

Captain Krysys is awesome. Especially in episode 2 with the DM4/billyclub. heh

[Muzikman]

I dunno, I don't think there needs to be any saying, just the URL to the site. I think the site speaks for it's self.

[paullus99]

Ummmm.....intestines.....

[Halliday]

"Snake!"
"Snake!"

"Streetpizza, my favorite."

"Come to Squeegie baby!"

"My Mother didn't love me enough."

"Blah blah blah."

[Glickman]

For the elite speakers:
- AGD R0x0rs j0 b0x0rs!
- AGD Pwnz0rs j00!

For the Gullible:
- Come to this site for free candy!

For the Pro-Peta-
- Come to see Animal Milkshakes!

For the Pie-Lovers
- Pie... Just that simple!

Also:
- I pee on Mag haters
- Got Balls?
- Honk if you like what u see!

http://img9.exs.cx/img9/8411/aaa15.jpg
and so on with the peeing, and the picture, and the ho goo cachooo

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

YOU PEE'D ON SHATNER!!! :wow: :rofl:

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

Umm, i think he should say, BUNKER THIS! or BUNKER THIS &$!#%! (thats more like what id expect from sgueege). I also think it would be cool if they said YA CANT SHOOT WHAT YA CANT SEE! or YA CANT SHOOT WHAT YA CANT SEE !&%#$! I know ya said keep it clean so just do what i did if ya put it on the sticker. Even without the bad words it would still be sweet to put on the sticker.

[eNder159]

i eat agg monkeys

[68magOwner]

(keep it clean)
AGD


....i mean, its not like ti says i love shooting *****es on his shirt or anything, we ahve to keep it clean :rolleyes: lol
anyway, i youd love a sticker of him :headbang:

[68magOwner]

[QUOTE=Halliday"Come to Squeegie baby!"[/QUOTE]

best so far IMO

[Automaggot68]

"Snake!"
"Snake!"

"Streetpizza, my favorite."

"Come to Squeegie baby!"

"My Mother didn't love me enough."

"Blah blah blah."
HAHAHAH!! STREET PIZZA. -_-;;

[Blazestorm]

"Anybody need a Sex Slave?"

"Kill the kid... come on... kill the kid I'm hungry..."

"Mmmm intestines... yummy yummy in my tummy tum tummy..."

Course those are too big for a sticker :(

I'd get 5 of these... 2 for my gun, 2 for my loader, and one on my mask somwhere :D

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

"Anybody need a Sex Slave?"

DO THAT ONE!!! :rofl:

[Krysys]

" you're not mAGG!"

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

" you're not mAGG!"

PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT ONE!!! AGG IS *****!!!

[personman]

Does anyone else get the feeling that Krysys is secretly Tom Kaye?
I'm talking, TK is doing Krysys.com under the pen name Johnny K.
Which could account for his enthusiasm ;)
I'll bet TK is looking for a way to release all the frusteration and anger that has HAD to have built up over the years ;)

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

I doubt it but if it is him, TK COME CLEAN!

[MindJob]

I have to admit I like the little carnivorus wise cracker! I think we should make Squeege stickers but what should he say at the bottom? (keep it clean)

AGD

"LOOK GOOD LOOSING.."

[MicroMiniMe]

I have to admit I like the little carnivorus wise cracker! I think we should make Squeege stickers but what should he say at the bottom? (keep it clean)

AGD

"I'm a sucker for hype."

[pickedlast]

"HeY gUyS wAtCh ThIs!"(rednecks last words..incase u dint know..yes with the alternating caps)
"sucka please"
"im a pirate... ARGH"
"I LOVE MOM!"
"i love MY MAG.. u silly goose"
"if ur name was billy.. i would call u silly billy.. cuz ur so silly"(too long but o well)
"anyone for a :cheers: "
"this one time at the field..."
"i paintball naked"
"chicks dig me"
"DOWN WITH YOU AND YOUR SILLY _______"(insert word there.. like.. cocker... or smart parts)
"u silly goose"
"ARRRGGHHHHH"(just for fun)
"HEY YO BEVERLY, PUT THAT **** DOWN YO!"(yell that at skool... u get wierd looks) :tard:
"you down.. im down.. ok.. lets go"(i dunno)
"mother.. ur silly.. but i like you.."
"how about i show u my moves in chess.. you know im a master"
"WHO BROUGHT HIM!?!?"
"KILL THE BANANAS!! :shooting: :dance: "(pics and everything)
"I LOVE TOM KAYE!!! HES MY HERO!!!"(i had to suck up.. but u know its true"

i have more... i think if u choose one of mine.. i should get free stickers

[Krysys]

Okay, now TK if you're going to make stickers using MY IDEA then you know what I'm going to have to ask for. ...

You're going to have to let me do some original (more refined) art for sqeegy.

Thought I was gonna say royalties huh!? lol.

On a similar note, my girlfriend said the sticker should just say W.W.S.D.

Like the jesus bracelets...but SOO not. (What would squeegy do?) for the acronym challenged.

Thx for the support guys!

[amoeba]

Okay, now TK if you're going to make stickers using MY IDEA then you know what I'm going to have to ask for. ...

You're going to have to let me do some original (more refined) art for sqeegy.

Thought I was gonna say royalties huh!? lol.

On a similar note, my girlfriend said the sticker should just say W.W.S.D.

Like the jesus bracelets...but SOO not. (What would squeegy do?) for the acronym challenged.

Thx for the support guys!



hahah that's an awesome idea

W.W.S.D

[pickedlast]

w.w.t.d.....(what would TOM do).... have... urgh.. to... suck.. up.... to... master.... tom..... *twitch twitch* :tard:... where am i again?.... but seriously
"dont piss me of... ill repeat your words"
"dirty barrel??? CALL ME"
"will clean barrels for crackers"
"im infuria...uh.. i cant spell"
"paint paint paint oo oo..in ur barrel oo oo.. let me clean it"
"i have feathers.... to clean ur barrel"
"i will throw feathers... dont tempt me"
"I LOVE MOM"(i love that one)

[68magOwner]

i think the WWSD would offend to many people

[Muzikman]

I think WWSS would work even better. "What Would Squeege Say" ;)

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

I think WWSD is great. You should make some with WWSD and some with it writtin out. If it offends someone then they dont need to buy them. I dont see why it would offend anyone though.

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

I think WWSS would work even better. "What Would Squeege Say" ;)

That is a good idea but it doesnt flow nor look as good as wwsd, what would squeegie do?

[slade]

Does anyone else get the feeling that Krysys is secretly Tom Kaye?
I'm talking, TK is doing Krysys.com under the pen name Johnny K.
Which could account for his enthusiasm ;)
I'll bet TK is looking for a way to release all the frusteration and anger that has HAD to have built up over the years ;)
that would make sense... they are both anti-hype, and on the krysys web site, there is the ramblings titled "those truly hurt" about Tom Kaye.

and the WWSD is a good idea... it reminds me of a book that i read where the main characters motto was "what would jesus not do?"

and my contribution:
"i like playing with cockers"

[InexactMelissa]

wtfwsd ?
I know, more offensive, but perhaps more in character.

[DiSoRdeR]

Does anyone else get the feeling that Krysys is secretly Tom Kaye?

I have not seen them both online at the same time yet, but how would we know if it is him :confused:

[AGD]

No its not me (but I wish I thought of it first). What DOES WWSD stand for?

AGD

[ghideon]

What would Squeegie Do?

As in the WWJD (What Would Jesus Do?) bracelets.

[slade]

No its not me (but I wish I thought of it first). What DOES WWSD stand for?

AGD
what would squeege do?
(youre probably better off not knowing)

[pickedlast]

WWSD=WHAT WOULD SGUEEGY DO!!!... tom.. u gotta be on top of things.. jk
i still like "I LOVE MOM"

[jayloo]

Squeege's shirt says it all! lol

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

lol, his shirt does say it all but i think WWSD would be the best thing to put on the stickers.

[gc82000]

I dont see why we have to change it. I would just go with what Krysys wanted. He is the creator, I think?

Or how about "Watch the snake."

[Thordic]

WTFWSD would be awesome.

Its not exactly PG-13 but its definitely in-character :)

[OhMyAMoose]

I think WWSD is great. You should make some with WWSD and some with it writtin out. If it offends someone then they dont need to buy them. I dont see why it would offend anyone though.

"Keep it clean"

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

WWSD or WTFWSD get my vote. I think WWSD would be the best because WTFWSD is kinda unclean lol.

[Thordic]

WTFWSD isn't too bad, compared to sex slaves and whatnot :)

[bunker17]

just write I R G

I repeat gossip...
okay bad idea

[brianlojeck]

I vote for WWSD.

and for the record, I just watched the cartoons and they are freakin' hillarious! (and I'm not just saying that because I sent in a sample for the gossip column. ;-)

"No Daddy! Don't touch me in my happy place!"

coming from a parrot, that's effin' funny...

[Octavian]

"i hate you"

or

"anti Agg"

or

"i hate Agg"

or we should ask the parrot wat he thinks it should say.....

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

"i you"

or

"anti Agg"

or

"i Agg"

or we should ask the parrot wat he thinks it should say.....

LMAO! Do two different stickers. One with WWSD and one with I H@TE AGG!

[pickedlast]

i got one... it fits the character.. i still like WWSD tho.... "my mother didnt hug me enough"... they should make squeege dolls.. and on the back of his shirt it says... "i love mom"its irony..i think... o well...

[FooTemps]

I think that WTFWSD would fit more into character...

And AGD should rename to Air Gun Games... that way everyone will get pissed off about it and drop AGG.

lol

Air Gun Games: "We're AGG... literally"

But yeah, STREETPIZZA!

[InexactMelissa]

Air Gun Games: "We're AGG... literally"


:rofl: :dance: :bounce: :rofl: :dance: :bounce:

[gc82000]

Air Gun Games: "We're AGG... literally"

But yeah, STREETPIZZA!


""anti Agg"




That is kind of contradictory to what we want isnt it.
:rofl: :headbang: :rofl:

I like "streetpizza" to be a sticker too.

[Bolter]

you guys will have to forgive me, I own an Xmag......what exactly is a squeege? ;)

[Hairball]

I think it'd be fine without any caption at all. He speaks for himself.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

well squeege sais a lot of stuff...
http://krysys.com/gossip.htm

and nothing clean comes outa his beak :p

[Hexis]

WWSD

What Woudn't Squeege Do?

Think a little differently about "Do".

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

anything with a hole?

[pickedlast]

sounds right to me...i still like "my mother didnt hug me enough"

[Lee]

for all the conspiracy peeps.....as of the time of this posting, AGD AND Krysys are both online at the same time....things that make you go hhhmmmm.....

[pickedlast]

conspiracys r evil... why would tom make another account.. other then the fact that 9029843908 ppl probably bother him... but anyways..... "WWSD" or "MY MOTHER DIDNT HUG ME ENOUGH" or..... something ..cuz thats how squeegy does :tard: ... oo another one "KILL THE KID" "im hungry.. kill the kid"(or banana... whatever u want) :shooting: :dance:
:hail: TOM KAYE

[Pain For Pleasure]

"Rawk I hate you"
"Johnny, stop touching me in my happy place"
"Mmmmm intestines"
"Rawk to hell with you"


I like actual quotes from the movies better. Or something you would only get if you saw it. WWSD and WTFWSD also work.

[Krysys]

"Johnny, stop touching me in my happy place"



Nice! lol. Made my day man.

-Johnny K.

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

So, whats the status on these stickers?

[richie]

"I got your AGG hangin" while grabbing his crotch.Can a bird grab his crotch since he doesn't have hands?Do birds even have crotches?hmm.................

Sorry I don't know what came over me.Krysis made me do it.

[InexactMelissa]

Funny, and probably pg-13 rated.

I would imagine that Squeegie could grab his crotch since he can hold those signs, but my concern is without the animated 'jiggling' of said held crotch, he would just look like a really decripit bird :tard:

[Captain Canuck]

*SQUAWK* " Take Off you HOSER... While you're gon bring me another BEER" *SQUAWK*

[Rich_TPP]

Krysys kicks ***. Jerry (Gerard), our field owner and few of us guys gathered around and watched that. We all fell on our asses laughing ...repeatedly! Can't wait for Episode 3 as I tend to ref those whining kids more than I play nowadays~.

Anywho, the sticker idea is GREAT. We were thinking about doing some Captain Krysys T shirts. With sayings like:

"Look good losing...repeatedly!"

"Go ahead, blame your lack of playing skill on a tiny little ball"

and

"Gun seems to work fine to me" (with picture of him whacking the kid over the head with the DM4)

How could you go wrong?


As for the Sticker idea...i'd get one..favorite Squeegie quotes:

"Not enough sexy *****es"

"Sreet Pizza!"

"Kill the kid..I'm hungry!"

For a sticker? Something maybe like "You can't shoot what you can't see" with some pic of him doing that "game winning move" (and we only got a 1 for 1! LOL) would be choice.

[Trick]

WTFWSD.

It has to be that.

[pickedlast]

i concur... WTFWSD... or real quotes "kill the kid.. im hungry"

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

Yeah, i agree that WTFWSD is the best but there hasnt been any word from TK as to whats gonna happen with these stickers.

[p8ntballsteve]

IT'S TIME TO GO TO THE MATRESSES :shooting:

[MidnightRider]

What would Squeegie Do?

As in the WWJD (What Would Jesus Do?) bracelets.


I always thought WWJD meant... Who Wants Jack Daniel's? :cheers: :cheers:

Peace

MR :cool: