How to make a girl sign off in 12 IM's

[nato]

So I play this game with people that I like to aggrivate online... it goes like this...

RULE 1.least words used to make someone sign off wins!!!



Note:This was an Instant Message that actually just happened.

@@ [8:18 PM]: why hello there
WILD N8 BOY [8:18 PM]: hey
@@ [8:18 PM]: hwo ar eyou
WILD N8 BOY [8:20 PM]: IM NOT RESPONDING TO THAT
WILD N8 BOY [8:20 PM]: IM me when your ready to write English!
WILD N8 BOY [8:20 PM]: hmmph! >:o
@@ [8:21 PM]: nate just admit it ... you know u missed me
WILD N8 BOY [8:21 PM]: who is this?
@@ [8:22 PM]: :(
WILD N8 BOY [8:22 PM]: im serious... Julia?
WILD N8 BOY [8:22 PM]: is this julia?
@@ [8:24 PM]: no its molly
WILD N8 BOY [8:24 PM]: oh from school?
@@ [8:24 PM]: ya know levine whos gone to school with you for the past 3 years
WILD N8 BOY [8:25 PM]: whos levine?
WILD N8 BOY [8:25 PM]: is that levs full name?
@@ [8:25 PM]: ok nevermind i gg bye
WILD N8 BOY [8:25 PM]: haha i got to make fun of his funny name
@@ signed off at 8:25 PM

N.A.T.O.

[nato]

Hrmm not so funny if you dont know background info...


1.Levine is Mollys last name.

2.A kid we both know from school is named Lev... hence the frustration...

...aww crap crappy thread alarm!!!


N.A.T.O.

[-=Squid=-]

I will try this. I will edit when im done.

[nato]

Beat my 12... o h wait it was 11!!! haha beat my 11!!!

Note To All: dont cheat. its dumb

N.A.T.O.

[-=Squid=-]

Damnit... none of the girls I talk to are online, out of like, 30. Its almost creepy... Dont worry. They will come.

[nato]

HAH!

good luck...
N.A.T.O.

[AGDlover]

i think i can do 2 IM's!!!!

[personman]

I win.
I dunno if that's a good thing or a bad thing :(

[Igotu]

hahahha you just opened a whole new way to play.

[mcveighr]

haha

call them fat

"go eat some more babies fatty"

"abortion face"

[Chipper]

I win.
I dunno if that's a good thing or a bad thing :(
That takes skill man, true, pure skill.

[flyinasian016]

haha

call them fat

"go eat some more babies fatty"

"abortion face"

:rofl: :spit_take

Oh my god, that was so fricken funny. Abortion face!! LMAO. Im still wiping the tears off my face from that one. You Canadains Crack me Up! :rofl:

[_tMAN]

man this thread is going places. It took me about 10 minutes to stop laughing :clap: :headbang: :rofl:

[WenULiVeUdiE]

And you thought this would be a lame thread!?

" Go eat some more babies fatty" haha best line ever.

[SpecialBlend2786]

.................................................. ......lol :rofl:

[Benfica4ever]

I can do it very easy.
Me-Can u block me for like 1 sec?
her-k
her-has signd off at ??

[dirty_canadian4894]

the only chick that i know thats online right now is my gf in a bad mood so im gonna hafta not play this game today. sry :(

shed be like this :cuss: :shooting: me> :hail: <me

[nato]

Haha! I am equally enjoying this! I figured it would suck cause mine took too much info to understand.

Basic rule... if you have a joke that you have to explain then its not worth telling!

Personman... is that your X or something?!?

:rofl: N.A.T.O. :rofl:

[Halliday]

Eventually you will get to a point in your life when you will want to talk to girls.

[tsc]

How very intelligent and mature of you!

Why, I bet your peers are just flocking to your side, begging to bask in the radiant glory of your vast wit and incredible sense of hum---

Screw it. I have this odd feeling sarcasm is useless here.

Why the hell would you do this, and why would you think it's a good idea to brag about it? yeesh... :tard:

[nato]

Well... seeing as how I am a dashing looking young fellow, I have found myself in a precarious position. As girls begin to show interest in me, a good amount of them want to be more than friends. This is when I explain to them that I don’t want to be with them. Once this occurs the girl "understands" and continues to bother and worse, stalk me. This is the best way to get them out of my hair. ;)

N.A.T.O.

[painTech]

the story n soil: hey! penis.
***: hey
the story n soil: penis penis penis.
***: naugty
the story n soil: damnit your supposed yo be furios and block me.
***: you ****in bastard!!
*** signed off at 7:07:08 PM.

[logamus]

this thread is the first good sign that i am actually feeling my age. what an amazing wast of time. i am officially requesting the one minute of my life that i spent reading this thread back, thank you.

[RingOfScale]

dood guys, i seriously think i take the cake. There is this girl named Amy Keate (phone ## 408-564-6793 , prank call her please but dont mention me) who i liked 2 years ago, and went on 1 date with. but it didnt work out, and every now and then i send her a message just cause i'm bored, and she NEVER responds, about 10 times in a row she has just signed off without bother to say gtg or anything . i'm so popular!!!

[Sac]

5 and it wasnt even a girl

trackrunner110: go eat some more babies fatty
ShatterStarFmc: lol
trackrunner110: abortion face
ShatterStarFmc: hey i'm on ibn a few second so i gotta jet, k?
trackrunner110: w/e

then he signed off :headbang:

[felony]

Hrmm not so funny if you dont know background info...


1.Levine is Mollys last name.

2.A kid we both know from school is named Lev... hence the frustration...

...aww crap crappy thread alarm!!!


N.A.T.O.


good call.. still funny

[dwab3000]

again...

you people scare me...

*goes off to eat some babies*

baby back ribs.....yummmmm

[Benfica4ever]

dood guys, i seriously think i take the cake. There is this girl named Amy Keate (phone ## 408-564-6793 , prank call her please but dont mention me) who i liked 2 years ago, and went on 1 date with. but it didnt work out, and every now and then i send her a message just cause i'm bored, and she NEVER responds, about 10 times in a row she has just signed off without bother to say gtg or anything . i'm so popular!!!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe you have bad timing with this girl ;)

[Benfica4ever]

LoCoChOp (4:24:08 PM): hry
LoCoChOp (4:24:11 PM): hey*
DeeLicious2o3 signed off at 4:24:18 PM.


Hmmm this isent good... :cry:

[splatattack33]

one time i got online to talk to ppl and i went to type to the person and they signed off does that count? because isf so i would be negative words :dance:

[tony3]

Well... seeing as how I am a dashing looking young fellow, I have found myself in a precarious position. As girls begin to show interest in me, a good amount of them want to be more than friends. This is when I explain to them that I don’t want to be with them. Once this occurs the girl "understands" and continues to bother and worse, stalk me. This is the best way to get them out of my hair. ;)

N.A.T.O.

I wish nato would like me :(

[Automaggot68]

haha

call them fat

"go eat some more babies fatty"

"abortion face"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
HORRIBLE.

:cheers:

[dwab3000]

well i did it in one

333-half-evil - hey boots, i know your sad from your break up..but do like maddox says, and go to the anorexic ward, and call ppl fat

boots - :( you dont think before you speak do you...*bad words* head...you know, i anorexic right!....*bad words*

there we go

now my im hated by her...

[Warewolf50]

Personmans was deffintly hte best, i couldnt stop laughing after seeing that. I shall try it tongiht. Maybe i will piss off our very own xmetal2001 GF, im good at pisisng her off.

[Final_Dragoon]

one time i got online to talk to ppl and i went to type to the person and they signed off does that count? because isf so i would be negative words :dance:

i dont think you can have negative words. maybe you had VERY VERY bad timing.

[dwab3000]

im still winning...but christy (boots)..hasnt forgiven me :( ...and weve been frends since we were little kids

[Benfica4ever]

Umm i think i won...she dident even respond to me...i said hey and she blocked me..do i win?
this isent good though.... :(

[dwab3000]

well if thats not enough

333-half-evil[12:43]*poopy*-head
-vandy signed off-

no it wasnt bad timing..cause we needed to talk..and i was pissed at her

btw poopy isnt the exact word..this one was more or less a bad word

anyway..me and her are still fighting..this was from half a year ago...mostly cause i dont agree with a thought of hers...(its about religion)

[RenagadeOfFunk]

Eventually you will get to a point in your life when you will want to talk to girls.

^^^man this guy is crazy....man, what a crazy guy....go talk to girls you crazy guy...yeah, who is crazy now. :tard:


I wish nato would like me :(

...what?....a baby eater?