Paint Ball Poem

[dj89]

hi guys i need a paint ball poem for shcool or john deere or atv.

need the name of the wighter too

[LaW]

Write one :) its not that hard... but the ones I have seen floating around for the most part were not THAT great... so hopefully someone can suprise me with something great

[dj89]

i have to get one from the net :tard:

[scrumpy]

I think there is one on www.krysys.com under rants. It's not good, infact I think it sucks, but it's a poem, and it's paintball related.

[WenULiVeUdiE]

The best I could find-

PAINTBALLISTIX (PBX) ©
We play paintball.
We ref paintball.
We ref while dodging 28 balls per second.
We drive 24 hours to get to a tournament.
We cram 10 guys into a flea-infested motel because even the Econo Lodge has rejected us.
We pick the lint out of our pockets searching for that last quarter to pay for the Wawa hotdog or the 7-Eleven burritos because we’ve spent our money on paint.
We have been accused by our girlfriends and wives of cheating on them because we come back home with welts on our necks.
We have bought and hidden equipment from our wives, or claimed they belonged to a “friend.”
We have debated on the quality of paint: less filling, tastes great.
We start before dawn.
We end long after dusk.
We win and glory over every triumphant play.
We lose and agonize over the tiniest of mistakes.
But always…



We play paintball.


Taken from PBX. www.pbxbattlezone.com

[dj89]

can't find it :confused:

[Glickman]

whats with the sudden "have AO do your homework" trend?


i gotta get into it :D

[RingOfScale]

everyone's i'm about to whip out some mad freeztyle shiat yo<>

Ryan Greenspan
I think you deserve a ban
'cause you bonusballed my mom
And a guy name'd tom

But that's ok
cause personally i think you really suck
why don't ya hop in a truck
and drive to the pond
where you can *CENSOR!* a duck

I could take you anyday
so hey-

cya on the field
i will make your championship ring become stealed
your wounds won't ever be healed

who knew
that i'm so much better than you



-ringofscale

(PS: the writer has no grudge against ryan greenspan, its just that his name fit...)

[gc82000]

Check out the Why I play paintbal thread. There are some reasons to play that could be poetry.

[dj89]

The best I could find-

PAINTBALLISTIX (PBX) ©
We play paintball.
We ref paintball.
We ref while dodging 28 balls per second.
We drive 24 hours to get to a tournament.
We cram 10 guys into a flea-infested motel because even the Econo Lodge has rejected us.
We pick the lint out of our pockets searching for that last quarter to pay for the Wawa hotdog or the 7-Eleven burritos because we’ve spent our money on paint.
We have been accused by our girlfriends and wives of cheating on them because we come back home with welts on our necks.
We have bought and hidden equipment from our wives, or claimed they belonged to a “friend.”
We have debated on the quality of paint: less filling, tastes great.
We start before dawn.
We end long after dusk.
We win and glory over every triumphant play.
We lose and agonize over the tiniest of mistakes.
But always…



We play paintball.


Taken from PBX. www.pbxbattlezone.com


thanks man