Everything in the Rebel fleet...

[Mango]

can be fixed with a spot welder.


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[BlackWeenie]

... is that right..?

[mcveighr]

Why arent you banned?

[thecavemankevin]

dang, where did that stupid "report post to moderator" button go?

mango, on the off chance you have one of your very rare post gems i click on most of your posts....but usually i find out we are both idiots, you for posting your dumb crap and me for clicking on one of your posts knowing you posted it

[logamus]

can be fixed with a spot welder.


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and by a pilot no less. since when did an xwing jockey become a tank mechanic??? george lucas blows.

[Mango]

logamus understands.

The rest of you need to learn how to lighten up.


Also, everything on the Mellenium Falcon can be fixed with a screw driver and/or a hydrospanner.

[Mango]

Why arent you banned?


Why don't you lurk some more.

[Mango]

dang, where did that stupid "report post to moderator" button go?

mango, on the off chance you have one of your very rare post gems i click on most of your posts....but usually i find out we are both idiots, you for posting your dumb crap and me for clicking on one of your posts knowing you posted it


Who says that what has to be posted has to be written like it's a Nancy Drew novel? It's not my fault you're wearing your ovaries on the outside today.

[Kai]

Mango, I think your mistake is assuming the average AO'er can pick up what you are referencing.


The pilots are crappy, anyway.

[Mango]

Well I was hoping they would. Shame...

I guess I should retire back to writing my thesis post for tonight so that others can experience my intelligence. I need to retabulate my correlation, my P value was far too low for AO's standards.

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[felony]

its true.

when i was on hoth i saw it with my two own eyes. thankfully we found Luke in the snow the next day, we were worried..

[Archangel Kid]

reading mango's post's make me giggle on the inside and out :D

[Bulldog]

Shooting Gungans and Ewoks makes me happy. :)


And sand people.

[MantisMag]

logamus understands.

The rest of you need to learn how to lighten up.


Also, everything on the Mellenium Falcon can be fixed with a screw driver and/or a hydrospanner.

and remember: always perch your toolbox precariously hanging over the edge above where you're working so that the slightest bump will dump all those tools you never use on your head. :clap:

[MaChu]

Yeah, exactly how can R2 fix a whole X wing with nothing but what looks like a cattle prong?

[1stdeadeye]

Who says that what has to be posted has to be written like it's a Nancy Drew novel? It's not my fault you're wearing your ovaries on the outside today.

Bwahaha.

Nancy Drew, eh? :p

[Lumberjack]

What I want to know is how can R2 fix an entire X-Wing from one tiny panel on the back?

:bounce: :spit_take

[Chipper]

What I want to know is how can R2 fix an entire X-Wing from one tiny panel on the back?

:bounce: :spit_take
Well, to answer your question....

R2 is obviously telepathic. Its BS when people say thing like "Yoda" (dum tard who got lucky :tard: ) Uses the "force." Its really R2 just screwin around. All the Jedi Council is is a bunch of lucky arse tards.

And so is Luke. He gets all da hawt chicas.

And the "Mellenium" Falcon takes 81 octane gas. And the wookie has only 1 big ear.

[skife]

wtf is up with a bowcaster anyways, is it a lazer crossbow, if it is then wouldn't it just be considered a lazer rifle because there would be no way you could shoot 'lazer arrows'

just break the bow peices off it and use it as a rifle... bam less weight to carry.

[AllAmericanMag]

Who'd have guess that Ton-tons fly when you kick them with an AT-AT...?

[1ofkind]

Mango AO's 1# hore

haha try it out man ;)

[pputkowski]

Mango AO's 1# hore

haha try it out man ;)

hooked on phonics...try it out man ;)