Cliched paintball sayings post em here.

[Carbon]

IMHO anyway.
i keep hearing this one or variants of it.

"...if i get snapped out and bonused, i deserved it cause they were quicker than me"

[xXHavokXx]

So there I was, looking at 5 12 year olds with DM4's, Halos, 68/45 tanks and 13 pods on each of them. and there I was with my ____________ (insert underdog marker here, usually a pump or something heavy, ALWAYS ON CO2) and I hand fed it, and shot all of them out with one shot each and they each shot 15000.

[M-a-s-sDriver]

HAVOCK!!!
Lay off my Gdam sayings.

And more to the point:" How many times I gotta hit em before they leave?"
Retort: "It was spray."
Brent.

[TraXeR]

"My gun is better."

[spacedtedybear]

My gun is more accurate/can shoot farther than your gun because it's a lower pressure gun than yours.

[Richter]

how about the: "whatever man what ever" or the "huh what do do mean"they are playing yhe ignorant card when you ask/accuse them about their blatant and obvious hits as the game ends.
It seems the ignorant excuse/saying is more and more common. Is it me or do these people that have these sayings think the whole world is stupid? It reminds me of the hoodlums you see on the show COPS blatantly lieing to the officer. Sorry for my little rant in your thead; the "sayings" part of the thread reminded me of these idiots which is becoming more prevalent.

[AclowN]

see Palmer wearing this on a shirt at scenarios alot, not sure whos quote it is but i want one of dem shirts :P

"how many times per second do you NEED to miss me"

[magmanl337]

"Closed bolt guns are more accurate than open bolt"

Note: Derek... not a word from you......

[Carbon]

"he doesnt even shoot left handed"

[elpimpo]

"i kept bustin my balls try to hit her but i was shooting blanks and there was all this nasty white goopy s*** dripping out of my stiffi"

[FreakBaller12]

: points to sig: :ninja:

[magmanl337]

"ARE THOSE MY BALLS ON YOUR FACE?!" Hehe :clap:

[Remington]

"AGG!"

:rolleyes:

[Titansu]

My mom bought me this gun - :cool:

[Automaggot68]

'no no no no.....I worked two summers mowing lanws and saving up, no one but Me paid for this DM4, (insert barrel kit here) profiler, (insert damned expensive HPA system).

[Creative Mayhem]

Dude got lit up like a xmas tree

[Loud Tim]

"shoot cases mow faces!"

"roll your guns!"

[Head knight of Ni]

"Is that a shocker?!"

"No. It's an AutoMag."

"What kind of automatic"

"A-U-T-O-M-A-G"

"What's that"

"alright its an Angel :cuss: :mad: "

"COOL!!11!!"

[Lumberjack]

He was sprayin and prayin!!

How many BPS does your stick feeder run?

*Looks at Phantom* Where do the batteries go?

[Furby]

"getoutgetoutgetoutgetoutgetoffmyfieldyou'regoneomg refgethimout"

[jayloo]

"getoutgetoutgetoutgetoutgetoffmyfieldyou'regoneomg refgethimout"

LOL

Add GTFO to that too.

[The Action Figure]

HeHe NOoBIe You LIkE THis AGG GAT CAPablE oF 136 BPS and Only RAmpING aNd BounCING iS WherE ITS At!

[Lohman446]

One case, on kill

[GT]

"how much does that cost?"

"he has a jersey, He must be good"

"why do you need all those pods?"

"I have owned six of those _______ (insert gun here) and they were holding back my game. Now I have a _______ (insert gun here) on order and a _______ (insert gun here) on order as a backup" all the while playing with a spyder.

[Deltree]

"AGG!"


was waiting for someone to say that

[Curly]

"roll your guns!"

Just because I kept screaming that in Chicago doesnt mean you have to say its cliche. Or maybe I'm just that cool. :)

[Gambit1106]

you muderalized them

[matmc89]

look at that large naked man in back left....oops it was martha stewart....or maybe i only say that

[MadChild]

GGA!

[frontrunner]

"Is that a shocker?!"

"No. It's an AutoMag."

"What kind of automatic"

"A-U-T-O-M-A-G"


lol thats so OP

have you herd this one for their reffs yet
"pads are for PU$$IES"

[NukeGoose]

"So there I was... People to the left of me... People to the right of me... I go over to the can, and BAM! he's gone... I go over to the dorito, and BAM! he's gone... then I got shot... but that's OK."

<<PUSH>>

[fuzzynutzipper]

if you want a cheaper sport... go play softball

I'm a sniper

and my personal favorite conversation i had with someone:

him - "i can shoot 30 bps because i have a halo!"
me - "You show up at the chrono range at the big game... and you pull 30 bps over the chrono... i'll give you my mag and everything else i own. if you do pull 30 bps, i get your gun."
him - "uh... no thanks..."

[CodeMA]

"Kid, there not gonna shoot you if you bump when I TELL YOU TOO, now Fing get out of my bunker before I shoot you myself!"

"Wow, were did you get that Jersey, are you sponsored by Draxxus!?!?"

"Is that an Angel, no no, wait thats a Matrix right?"

"Dynasty would own you on the feild..."

"F*** Smacktalk"

"Gonna mow me some muppets"

[GotMag?]

"we owned them"

"What is that"

"Automag"

"Whoa, its automatic?"

"Yes"

[NITH]

Kid: "Yeah, I traded in my dirtbike mom and dad bought me for christmas for this (fill in the blank). But the dang thing keeps messing up whenever I adjust it."

Me: "I'll trade you my (fill in the blank) that never fails. You never have to adjust it, it has a warrantee, and it weighs half as much as your (fill in the blank)."

Kid: "No."

Me: :mad:


Note: I can't spelllll.

[Gambit1106]

we all see this one too

Like new F/S (insert gun here), less that one case thru it. Never been on the field :rolleyes:

[Titansu]

Now that was a sticky situation....


http://sp24-7.lambtron.com/grabs/207/flash58.jpg

[Furby]

LOL

Add GTFO to that too.


My team captain has forbidden us to use that one in particular...he's no fun.

[Lumberjack]

"Does it hurt when you get hit?"
"Depends on how close you are."

PBIF
PaintBall Is Fun!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

[hardr0ck68]

accuracy by volume
and the ever famious
Why do you shoot a mag?

(back before i burnt up my 4.01 board it was ushally followed by)
I DIDENT KNOW A MAG COULD SHOOT THAT FAST!

off topic i ushally found that amusing, seeing as how i only ever hit 12-16bps in game (according to the on gun counter) , but kids with timmys who claimed to be shootin 20-30 would say i was fast....intersting, no?

[Carbon]

"Its not the gun its the player" this in context of: newb players with big $$ elctros vs rentals or low rof semis.

[FreakBaller12]

Now that was a sticky situation....


http://sp24-7.lambtron.com/grabs/207/flash58.jpg



good stuff good stuff lol :spit_take

[Flip]

Player: "I normally shoot between 16 to 20 BPS"

Me: "You've checked this over a BPS Chrony?"

Player: "A what?"

Me: "A Chrony that shows your ROF"

Player: "They have those?"

[matmc89]

you just got sniped muppet