I'm wanting to be a snipz0r what do I need?

[PyRo]

I want to be a paintball sniper and want to know if you have any advice for me. I already have a guillie suit, 36in barrel, 8 hole mod, all the ans parts, what else can I get get make my gun more accurate or be a better sniper?

[teufelhunden]

Night Vision Skopez!

[Carazy]

You need a HUGE SCOPE, infared vision, and bayonet, Also you need some sort of silencer, don't want them to know where its coming from do you?




36 inch long barrel... thats almost half the size of my... nm

[thecavemankevin]

in order to be a paintball sniper you need to hide in the woods outside of a world cup field and snipe people on teams that apose yours. ooo ooo, and dont forget to dress all in black.

ps. make sure you wear something to cover you hair if it is blond ;)

[CrimsonGhost]

How about beating yourself over the head with a 18" Boomstick until you have Dain Bamage then slide into a cammo jumpsuit and grab your 18" barreled,pump,tube fed cocker (cause those are the most accurate GUNS out there) and laying on your belly all day.
:ninja:
Lol..sorry that was mean...but fun

[Rift]

isnt the general purpose of a sniper to be much much further away from his target? i dont really see how you could be a pb sniper since the guns dont shoot that far. Aside from concealing yourself well you will be just like everyone else. Unless ya have some super high poered pb gun no one knows about.

[CrimsonGhost]

The term should be Assasin or assailant...lol. Sniper in paintball...is an argument that is nearly as old as the game.
I think Tyger recently did a bit on this...entertaining.

[$tevo]

what gun are you using? you can make a silencer, im not sure how to but you can find that out over the internet somewhere. just try what you have, maybe a little scope could help. but go out and try what u have, see how it works out.

[slade]

make sure you use a cocker, as of course everyone knows that cockers shoot much farther than any other gun out there. :rolleyes:

[kungfuhampster11]

36"? wayy too short, put a straight elbow on the end of that and put another barrel in the other end of the elbow, thatll amke it like 50"!!!

[xXHavokXx]

Use a trix, they are quiet. then crawl everywhere, even to dinner, wear a ghillie and always speak in code like foxtrot oompa loompa whiskey tango, use at least an 18 if youre a real sniper use a taso cold stone 21 inch barrel.

[ojhspyro89]

M281 i think thats what they are called. Yo8u could get special paintballs made to fit the 50 Cal barrel.......

[personman]

j00 n33ds an awp!
ROFL HEADSHOT!

[FreakBaller12]

Use a trix, they are quiet. then crawl everywhere, even to dinner, wear a ghillie and always speak in code like foxtrot oompa loompa whiskey tango, use at least an 18 if youre a real sniper use a taso cold stone 21 inch barrel.


hahah lol :clap: :hail: :rofl:

[MicroMiniMe]

Hehe, Loud Tim needs to post why his field does not allow guillie suits anymore.

Human torch ninja style.

[Echo419]

j00 n33ds an awp!
ROFL HEADSHOT!

0mfg n00b h4x0r wtf!!!111!

[ScatterPlot]

hehe... you should make a huge barrel from adapters alone. Spyder/Tippmann to Tippmann/Spyder, rinse, repeat.
And you need to ghillie out your gun. And grow a huge beard and put twigs in it to hide your face. And your hair. And you could hollow out a big tree trunk and wrap it around you. :ninja:

[xXHavokXx]

Hahahaha and when people accuse you of campin say: it's not camping its a genuine strategy used by all militaries.


I've noticed in my paintball lifetime most "snipers" are 13 or fat.

[B.A.M.]

i like to use my ghillie suit to stalk people in paintball but i dont snipe. get a rifle cover http://www.airsoftarms.com/viewproductdetail.php?ProdID=4871

[themish]

hey if ur interested i have a 7 foot barrel to snipez0r with. You'll need an 88/45 tank to fire one shot tho...so make sure u get lots of pockets for ur ghillie suit

[Pballwizz]

Bahaha, Spam at its best.

[ilikePB]

Bahaha, Spam at its best.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/iwh_99/forum%20fun/spam2.jpg

[duby]

Tippmann+flatline+rt+nice scope+some nice camo=nice little sniper package

[Target Practice]

what gun are you using? you can make a silencer, im not sure how to but you can find that out over the internet somewhere. just try what you have, maybe a little scope could help. but go out and try what u have, see how it works out.


isnt the general purpose of a sniper to be much much further away from his target? i dont really see how you could be a pb sniper since the guns dont shoot that far. Aside from concealing yourself well you will be just like everyone else. Unless ya have some super high poered pb gun no one knows about.

All aboard for the last train to Humorville!

...

Whoop, sorry fellas, looks like you just missed it. Maybe next time, but I doubt it.

[ScatterPlot]

All aboard for the last train to Humorville!

...

Whoop, sorry fellas, looks like you just missed it. Maybe next time, but I doubt it.




:rofl:

[Thunder Bunny]

36 inch long barrel... thats almost half the size of my... nm
Height?

Oh, to the sniporz, you need waterproof paintballs so you can hide underwater.....

[Warewolf50]

HAHA the funniest posts in this thread are the ones where people dont realize that this is one big joke, So if your one of the few where this joke jsut went right over your head, im helping you out here.

[snake_eater]

I've noticed in my paintball lifetime most "snipers" are 13 or fat.
:rofl:


This is so true...





snake_eater

bannaphone :dance:

[ScatterPlot]

HAHA the funniest posts in this thread are the ones where people dont realize that this is one big joke, So if your one of the few where this joke jsut went right over your head, im helping you out here.
Haha yeah, just remember who Pyro is next time you take one of his posts seriously :D

[xXHavokXx]

Height?

Oh, to the sniporz, you need waterproof paintballs so you can hide underwater.....


Me and my delta force commando unit mil-sim team squadron battalion regiment do that because we train harder than real delta force and are elite commandos because when we arent training in helicopter insertions we play counter strike to keep our skills honed.

[magking1971]

Me and my delta force commando unit mil-sim team squadron battalion regiment do that because we train harder than real delta force and are elite commandos because when we arent training in helicopter insertions we play counter strike to keep our skills honed.
That sounds like all the Airsoft guys! :rolleyes: ;) :p

[Fred]

you need to replace your hopper with a stick feed, and put a pump kit on your mag, it'll make it shoot farther!

:shooting: :tard:


don't forget goggle-flage... every sniper needs goggle-flage...

---Fred

[ScatterPlot]

Yeah, stick feed, but you also need a HUGE CO2 tank on a HUGE remote, with a HUGE expansion chamber and a HUGE gas thru stock. The bigger the better :D

[punkncat]

I think you should dress up as a mage and throw nerf darts at the other paintballers while yelling "lightning bolt , lightning bolt ,....."

It will be just as effective as being a l33t h4x0r5 5nipz0r.

[Mosfet]

I think you should dress up as a mage and throw nerf darts at the other paintballers while yelling "lightning bolt , lightning bolt ,....."

It will be just as effective as being a l33t h4x0r5 5nipz0r.

psshhh... Noob!
He can't cast lightning bolt yet! Hes just beginning, which means he has to start with Magic Missle until he gains more Experience!
Everyone knows that! :rolleyes:

:D

[punkncat]

Yes , but when you are a l33t 5nipz0r then the experiance point gain is very quick. Heck I bet he gets prizmatic sphere before a week goes by.

[Mosfet]

Yes , but when you are a l33t 5nipz0r then the experiance point gain is very quick. Heck I bet he gets prizmatic sphere before a week goes by.

0h N03z! n07 T3h Pr!zM@71c $pH3@r!!!!
No one will get him out then!!! :ninja:

[daviselk]

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L83r
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Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring, :dance: BannanaFone.

[punkncat]

0 Mi G0$h U n00bs!11/!!2@!212!2!!2one!@!@12!@1tootwo@121212!!!!
3V3rY1 N0'z Th4t U h4V3 t0 B 4t Le4$t A lVL 8 2 B aBle 2 Ca$t LiGhTnInG B0LT!!*****
AnD H3 I$ 0nLY 4 lVL 3 DrUiD!111 (uNle$$ h3 Ha$ An UM'd ShAko!!111 0n)

L83r
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Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring, :dance: BannanaFone.

HOLY CRAP!!!!

What did you just say? I get the everyone knows you have to be part , but whats the beginning say?

[LUKE4696]

You can't forget the bi-pod, it's a sniper must!

[HoppysMag]

d0nt f0rg3t th3 sl1l3nc3r 4nd sm0k3 b0mbs!!!!1!

[Fixion]

How about beating yourself over the head with a 18" Boomstick until you have Dain Bamage then slide into a cammo jumpsuit and grab your 18" barreled,pump,tube fed cocker (cause those are the most accurate GUNS out there) and laying on your belly all day.
:ninja:
Lol..sorry that was mean...but fun

Correction, replace 18" Boomstick with 18" Stainless Steel ;) .

[msm0711]

you need to replace your hopper with a stick feed, and put a pump kit on your mag, it'll make it shoot farther!


---Fred

Fred's obviously been bonus balled by a PGP before....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/msm0711/ALLPump.jpg

Don't forget the 12 grams....

[Got_Paint]

in order to be a paintball sniper you need to hide in the woods outside of a world cup field and snipe people on teams that apose yours. ooo ooo, and dont forget to dress all in black.

ps. make sure you wear something to cover you hair if it is blond ;)


ROFL!


Solm's actions are some of the funniest ever!.