Another Mango car thread! v.BeemerComeFlameMe

[Mango]

So if the Liberty is gay, then what SHOULD I have gotten? Beemer probably will say I should have gotten this:

http://www.goldcoastbritcar.org/News/december2001/oscar.jpg

Pyro says I should have gotten this to tote my kids around (btw those kids come free with the van):

http://www.rholee.com/images/Family/2003/Our%20new%20mini-van%203.jpg


Admittedly I wanted one of these:

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/picture_library/dir_15/car_portal_pic_7750.jpg


http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/cool.gif
http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/kekekegay.gif


So what do you think AO?

[1stdeadeye]

Liberty owns Mini!

Hell I crap bigger then a Mini!

Go offroading in the Jeep and enjoy!

Matt loved his! :headbang:

[Thordic]

http://www.dieselstation.com/wallpapers/MG-Xpower/MG-XPower-006.jpg

[Chipper]

Pyro says I should have gotten this to tote my kids around (btw those kids come free with the van):

http://www.rholee.com/images/Family/2003/Our%20new%20mini-van%203.jpg


So what do you think AO?

I think that with the free kids that is a hell of a deal. But, you know, you should just ride your bike. OR you could pimp this.....


http://www.matrasport.dk/Cars/Espace/Gallery1/Medium/renault_espace_1998_99.jpg

[splatattack33]

i think sometimes even though your my hero , that my friend you may have soem feelings for the same sexhttp://www.antville.org/img/viastellarum/GayPride.jpg

[Steelrat]

2 out of 3 Nazis agree that the volkswagen is the best car for mango.

http://people.westminstercollege.edu/staff/bknorr/graphics/present38.jpg

[Mango]

2 out of 3 Nazis agree that the volkswagen is the best car for mango.

http://people.westminstercollege.edu/staff/bknorr/graphics/present38.jpg

http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

[Beemer]

what happend to the Steelrat thread asking about the Mango thread???

Thats 2 count em 2 nuked threads in a day :shooting: :wow:

I think I missed reading some posts in your thread Mango before you wacked it. :tard:

All my quality posts in 2 threads gone in a click :bounce: and I was just posting for my count :headbang:

Taking bets on how long this one will last. WHY did you start another one anyway????

[PyRo]

Wranglers have back seats, you can drag kids around in those :). Or you could have just been super cool like me and went for the camaro.

[rkjunior303]

Although A Cooper S is pretty bad arse, you can't pass up the liberty with the 2 free kids.. I mean, heck, you could trade one for a x-mag or a DM4 (or something) on PBN.

[BobTheCow]

Wranglers have back seats, you can drag kids around in those :).What does a backseat have to do with dragging? :confused:

The many faces of "drag":

<img src="http://www.stanford.edu/~colleenr/drag.jpg">

<img src="http://www.gearheadgallery.com/gallery/drag%20cars/etchellsmed.jpg">

<img src="http://enquirer.com/editions/2003/02/14/smoker_zoom.jpg">

Or just drag the kids along behind the thing using <img src="http://www.magicwithstyle.com/Cut%20Rope%20Small%20Photo.jpg">

[AGDlover]

buy the van, kill the kids, rip out the back seats, throw a inflatable air matress where seats were, get giggy with your woman

[i_baked_cookies]

that picture of the van was taken on my birthday

[daviselk]

I have been inside an oscer myer weiner mobile.. and it was AWESOME! definatly get it! The kids and your wife will love the weiners you will be supplying them with! ;)

[RevBrown]

Course if your a real big dude get the mini. Big guys in little cars are always funny.

[CasingBill]

Any of the cars on this list would have worked fine for you.

Ten best cars for Mango (http://www.gay.com/style/auto/package.html?sernum=496)

[gimp]

Don't buy a mini. One of my brothers just bought one and now he is even lamer.

[BobTheCow]

Don't buy a mini. One of my brothers just bought one and now he is even lamer.But I'll bet he has a gigantic penis. It's like reverse compensation.

[Beemer]

"Ten best cars for Mango"

Ha Ha good one CasingBill. I had a 3 series when I used to be gay. :ninja: Had to get a truck[not an SUV] to prove I wasnt anymore.[I made the big switch] New Silverado 1500 cabplus 4 by, vortex V8.
Whats the GVW of the Liberty anyway?

The liberty is past Gay though. Its like girlie. :eek: It just needs a few minor mods to qualify as really girlie. In fact I think I would Take the girlie Jeep over the stock Liberty.

Im going for a refresh course to, off-road driving school "Let's Go Jeepin," :cool: Mango you should come to being a newbee to 4 wheeling and all. Oh wait the only High sideing or skid plate scuffing youll be doing is on the curbs at the WallyMart parking lot. :rofl:

http://www.truckworld.com/4x4-OffRoad/00-fangjeep/jeep-chk.html

http://www.truckworld.com/4x4-OffRoad/00-fangjeep/jeep_chick.jpg

http://www.truckworld.com/4x4-OffRoad/00-fangjeep/cherokee-1.jpg

[Mango]

http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif


You know thats not a bad idea but I think I'm just going to slam some 22" spinners on it.

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jtrussell7/theydontstop.gif


Seriously though, the jeeps in those pics are like from 1992, this is an 05' dude. It's BEFORE new it's so friggen hot it couldnt wait for the date to change. I'm going to cut the springs, slam some spinners on and be doing some serious pavement scraping.



Sorry though, I can't give you a ride since the truck will scrape if fatties get in.

[PyRo]

Thats the same jeep in both pics and it's a 97. Lower it and I WILL hurt you.

[Destructo6]

Or you could have just been super cool like me and went for the camaro.
But then he'd have to get the official Camaro driver's haircut: the mullet.
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/classifications/01/camaromullet.jpg

[PyRo]

Where did you find my picture?

[Beemer]

Nice try hoser I aint a fattie. Even if I was I dont ride in girlie jeeps,but thanks anyways. Unless your girlie Jeep is like Dora Fang's and you look like her then I will :cheers:

Ya Ya old school body. Where will your liberty be in 12yrs, but go back and read the Mods :tard: aint no way you or me is gonna follow that on the trail, not with out some of the mods. Ill follow her and you can follow me, just stay away from rocks for now will ya. 4wheeling is a whole new edjumacation, I dont want to see you hurt yoursel....I mean the liberty.

[bornl33t]

this whole thread = rauffle :tard:

[TransMan]

But then he'd have to get the official Camaro driver's haircut: the mullet.
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/classifications/01/camaromullet.jpg
thats not a mullet u need to spend more time in the south.....

[Destructo6]

That was the mulletsgalore.com's "camaro mullet". Don't blame me, they're the presumed experts.

Is this better or worse?

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/motw/images/ProfileImage.jpg

[BobTheCow]

That was the mulletsgalore.com's "camaro mullet". Don't blame me, they're the presumed experts.

Is this better or worse?

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/motw/images/ProfileImage.jpgI don't believe Phil gave permission for us to use his picture...

[daviselk]

Ha HA HA! That is one fine camero mullet. :hail:

[1stdeadeye]

Lower it and I WILL hurt you.

Have to agree! :nono: