funny quotes from AOers

[slade]

a while ago i kept any funny quote i saw in my sig, but it ended up getting too large and i put my setup in my sig instead. so i decided, why not make a thread just for funny quotes from AOers? so this is it. i havent been here too long, so there are probably a lot from before i was here, and some i missed. so post any funny quotes you have or can remember.



"Up yours, Jesus!" --=Squid=-

"Remember friends don't let friends surf pbnation." -mcdkid

"That is funny, the frame that you are going to are going it me has one." -minimag03 (what was he on??)

"Well hmm lets see 15 minutes of labor....if i write DYE across the front of it with a Dremel then i guess i could sell it for 300 dollars" –RogueFactoryKid

posted by Lohman446 referring to the French version of halo: "I found a new weapon.. the WHITE FLAG... we dont have to run anymore"

"The Nova looked just like a Vibrator but definately didn't operate the same way..... erm... nevermind..." -Mosfet

"My bio book made reference to male anal rape." – Python14

"Maine, is that even a state anymore? Never hear anything about it" - govnamac

In regards to someone’s friend whose dm4 was too quiet to activate a reloader b: “Have him yell "Bang!" when he fires, it'll be abso-effing-lutely hilarious!!!” - caffiend

"The only English the French Army knows is We Surrender!" – 1stdeadeye

"Yeah I feel more American, my ability to speak properly has been corrupted, and my spelling is going down hill... yep definitely more American." - manike

"die in a velociraptor" - Mango

there are probably a lot more from mango that i dont have/havent seen :rolleyes:

:edit:

I was snapping out the couch one day and my dog came by and bunkered me :(
Needless to say I refuse to shoot inside now.

In before the lock! :p

[1stdeadeye]

"/yourself"-Mango
"Die in a fire" Mango
"Simmah down now" Facts of Life
"yub" Shartley

[Mango]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jtrussell7/eyes.gif

[Echo419]

I only clicked on this thread so i could add

Mango - "Go Die In A Velociraptor" ... but u already got it i'm proud of you ;)

[justjoshin590]

my sig

[kauai_paintball]

my sig

[magmanl337]

Thread started by Chipper entitled: "Is it just me or...."

Post #1 from Chipper:

.....or are there alot of threads that start like this one?


Post #3 from Cphilip:

Yea... and a lot of them end like this.....

*cphilip closes thread*

[Rob218]

Thread started by Chipper entitled: "Is it just me or...."

Post #1 from Chipper:

.....or are there alot of threads that start like this one?


Post #3 from Cphilip:

Yea... and a lot of them end like this.....

*cphilip closes thread*

This one made me laugh the hardest here at 11.30 at night.

[The Action Figure]

"anything I say" -mango

[slade]

my thread died?!!??!?? doesnt anyone have any funny quotes? oh well, heres another one i found in the thread on what all paintballers have:

"Definately extra lube. I keep two bottles at all times. Can't leave home w/o your lubricant." -warbeak2099

[magmanl337]

Here's my quote of something NOT to say infront of someone that doesn't play paintball:

"Hey man, I lost my condom, I need to borrow yours for saturday. Don't worry, I'll wash it when I'm finished. I also need to borrow some of your lube, I'm all out. Also, my girlfriend finally got rid of her bush, and I think I'm getting a stiffi." :rofl:

[frop]

my thread died?!!??!?? doesnt anyone have any funny quotes? oh well, heres another one i found in the thread on what all paintballers have:

"Definately extra lube. I keep two bottles at all times. Can't leave home w/o your lubricant." -warbeak2099

hehe i sigged that ;)

[HoppysMag]

tom had a good one but i dont remember it!

[-Tab]

it was something like this....


"so basically, we just got the mayor arrested"

quik.

great story behind it. worth finding

[FreakBaller12]

Definatly

"In before the Lock" from 1DE he says it in like every thread in the friendly corner. :clap: :rofl:

[slade]

Definatly

"In before the Lock" from 1DE he says it in like every thread in the friendly corner. :clap: :rofl:
yeah... you know, im beginning to think that part of the reason those threads are closed is because 3/4 of the posts in them are "in before the lock."

[i_baked_cookies]

someone quote me... itll make me feel important.

[thecavemankevin]

Definatly

"In before the Lock" from 1DE he says it in like every thread in the friendly corner. :clap: :rofl:

thats because mango posted it

i still like my sig

[-=Squid=-]

ME = #1


Yay.

[SpecialBlend2786]

someone quote me... itll make me feel important.
:headbang:

[MrWallen]

Yeah, my sig...

[SpecialBlend2786]

quik -"10 round tubes and 1/2 naked asians? This cant be good."

lmao i remember that hahahha

[RogueFactoryKid]

I'm on a list i wasnt even aware of until now, Double U to the OOO to tha OOO to the Tee!!!!!one one one

[slade]

I'm on a list i wasnt even aware of until now, Double U to the OOO to tha OOO to the Tee!!!!!one one one
you were in my sig for a while until it got too large...


(damn i should probably get back to that essay, ive written more in posts on AO while procrastinating than i have in the essay...)

[B.A.M.]

no ones said this" Hey are those my balls on your face"
kauia paintball can u send me that sig cuz its da bomb :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[-=Squid=-]

no ones said this" Hey are those my balls on your face"
kauia paintball can u send me that sig cuz its da bomb :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
... Because it's an Evil sticker.

[B.A.M.]

but i happen to have the sticker but ive never seen any one else with it

[Chipper]

I feel loved.


Everything he ever posted- Mango (because its always pointless or stupid and I think thats funny)

[LittlePaintballBoy]

Not everything he says is funny, he knows alot about serious stuff. People just like his funny things more :)

[slade]

Not everything he says is funny, he knows alot about serious stuff. People just like his funny things more :)
ex. exercise threads - i was so surprised when i first saw that, it was the first serious post of his ive ever seen... i havent been here too long.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

my sig

is too big :mad:

[LittlePaintballBoy]

ex. exercise threads - i was so surprised when i first saw that, it was the first serious post of his ive ever seen... i havent been here too long.


Guess not. He was mostly serious until he changed his name.

[slade]

Guess not. He was mostly serious until he changed his name.
what was his old name?



...lol i hijacked my own thread...

[LittlePaintballBoy]

It was SprayingMango, he didn't actually change it he just stopped spraying.

[slade]

It was SprayingMango, he didn't actually change it he just stopped spraying.
i heard about that, but i thought it was just his e-mail name, which he got from a random name generator.

[LittlePaintballBoy]

It was his AO handle too.

[FreakBaller12]

Originally posted by Spraying Kevmaster
"poor spraying...

Phil, can I be Spraying Kevmaster?

Spraying feels left out "


Ok....

-by cphil when he changed kevmaster's name. :rofl:

[slade]

"who needs camo? honestly? i play *** naked with some body paint on to match the bunkers. no one sees me until im right next to em, and when they open their eyes they think "is that dude ****ing naked?" and while they are pondering i shoot em up....simple as that." - from the sig of warthog2t0