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vomit-fish
11-09-2004, 09:02 AM
ok guys this is a new style of paintball me and friend are marketing.


G MOUSE


it is also our key point in marketing our new system of paintball


TIRED OF THOSE TIRED FINGERS?
SICK OF WALKING OR RAKING A TRIGGER ALL DAY AND ONLY SEEING 20-25 BPS?

OUR NEW SYSTEM WILL GARAUNTEE FAST AND MORE CONSISTENT SHOOTING.

OUR SYSTEM COMES WITH 2 BREEDING MICE AND 5 MICE READY TO RUN!!

OUR SYSTEM IS A WHEEL THAT CONNECTS TO YOUR GUN AND TRIGGER FRAME

THE MICE THEN RUN IN THE WHEEL WHICH TURNS A RAMSHAFT CYCLING YOUR GUN AT OVER 50 BPS

KEEP THE MICE IN A COOLR SO THEY DONT TIRE THEMSLEVES OUT BEFORE THE GAME

THESE MICE ARE GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TO RUN WHEN THEY HIT THE WARM AIR

YOU CAN EVEN KEEP AN EXTRA MOUSE IN A POD IN YOUR PACK.... JUST BE SURE TO ADD SOME ICE.

FORMULA 51 IS ALSO AVAILABLE FOR THE FEMALE MOUSE

FORMULA 51 IS BASICALLY A LOVE JUICE THAT PEAKS HER SEXUAL PEFORMANCE

IT IS ALSO A GENETICALLY ENGINEERING AGENT THAT MAKES GIANT MICE

THESE MICE ARE GARAUNTEED TO CYCLE YOUR GUN AT EXCESS OF 50 CPS

NEW BOARDS ARE AVAILABLE FOR ALL INTIMIDATORS, MATRIXS, IMPULSES,NEW SHOCKERS,ANGELS,BUSHYS,NME,NERVE AND ALL AKALMP GUNS

A NEW TRIGGER SYSTEM FOR COCKERS IS ALSO AVAILABLE, IT CONVERTS A COMPLETELY MECH COCKER TO ELECTRONICALLY CONTROLLED FRONT BLOCK AND BOARD

OUR SYSTEM ALSO COMES INTEGRATED WITH A FEED SYSTEM CALLED "THE SANCHEZ"(patent pending)

THIS FEED SYSTEM IS A CO2 POWERED SYSTEM KIND OF LIKE A Q LOADER BUT WITHOUT THE HASSLE OF SRPINGS AND ALL THE POWER OF CO2

12 GRAM CARTRIDGES WILL BE AVAILABLE WITH MOUSE EMBLEMS EARLY DECEMBER

OUR WEBSITE IS NOT CURRENTLY UP SO POST HERE

WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT BECAUSE OF OUR LIMITED RESOURCES

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO REGISTER WITH US CONTACT ME OR MY ASSOCIATE ON AIM

AIM IS NIRVANSON4LIFE OR ROCKANDROLLGUY

AFTER U REGISTER WITH US U WILL RECIEVE AN INFORMATION PACKAGE THRU THE MAIL

FOR EVERY G MOUSE YOU SELL YOU WILL RECIEVE A 40 DOLLAR COMMISION

THIS SYSTEM IS ALREADY PATENTED SO DO NOT TRY AND MAKE ANY MOCK UP SYSTEMS BECAUSE YOU WILL BE FACING AA LAWSUIT BEYOND BELIEF. WE HAVE ALREADY ENGAGED IN SEVERAL LAWSUITS PERTAINING TO THE ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS. WE HAVE SETTLED OUR LAWSUITS AFTER 3 HARD YEARS OF FIGHTING AND ARE NOW READY TO MARKET OUR PRODUCT THROUGHOUT THE WORLD

THANK YOU AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR HELP MARKETING OUR PRODUCT

WE PROMISE YOU WILL BE THE ONLY ONE AT THE FEILD WITH A BIOENGINEERED GUN

PICTURES WILL BE FORTHCOMING THIS WEEKEND,POSSIBLY A VIDEO OF THE LOADING PROCESS

BobTheCow
11-09-2004, 09:05 AM
:( Stop shouting at me...

thecavemankevin
11-09-2004, 09:52 AM
hey man, just so you know TYPING IN ALL CAPS MEANS YOUR YELLING!!

Wc Keep
11-09-2004, 10:14 AM
This Was Pretty Gay. Ive Never Seen Something So Wasteful In My Life.

LaW
11-09-2004, 10:48 AM
wasted my life and possibly yours? sorry man I didnt find it that funny

Please also dont type in caps that is really annoying... :)

Jackel411
11-09-2004, 10:56 AM
Wow I dont know what was of a greater amount... the wasted brain cells used to create that or the bandwith used to post that...

felony
11-09-2004, 11:37 AM
actually ill take 1 board for my timmy. :cheers:

m20power
11-09-2004, 11:58 AM
You owe me 4 miniutes of my life back.

adt501
11-09-2004, 12:49 PM
sorry man, i already have a patent on this

my loader uses well trained gerbils

i do have prior art to back my legal claim, but its on video, and its quit racey :ninja: