Top 10 reason's not to spam!

[sue1984]

1. Thou shalt not spam
2. Thou shalt not steal spam
3. Thou shalt not covert spam
4. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour with spam
5. Thou shall not kill with spam
6. Thou shall not commit adultry with spam
7. Thou shall not bear the name of spam in vain
8. Thou shalt have no spam in thy life
9. Thou shalt not create any spam
10. Thou shalt be banned from this day forward ;)

[BobTheCow]

God hates spammers. <img src="http://www.automags.org/forums/images/icons/icon13.gif">

[sharpshooter1286]

ban him!

[slade]

what the hell is this?!

oh well, second post = off topic spam, ban him cphil!! :mad:

and a word of warning to the spammer: dont retaliate/yell at mods/mess with us in any other way unless you want to see the tubgirl pics :tard: im still scarred from that...

[-=Squid=-]

What a piece of crap.

You're going to hell for this.

- Goro

[The Action Figure]

im all for those sites (most of them), but read the rules and dot be a moron

[punkncat]

Bye sue1984....

Not only spam , but off topic as well. If there were any chance of this sliding by it would have been in the friendly corner.

[-=Squid=-]

He/She doesn't have anything in there profile, and it looks to me like they just made an account SOLELY to spam, surely dont play paintball either.

- Goro

[SpecialBlend2786]

Goro should tear you in half

[ej_y4]

im a chistain, all i can say is BAN HIM......i hate spammers....read the rules next time

[Enemy]

sue i have something to tell you maybe you should sit down for this one...











gods not real and get off our boards!!!!

[penguinpunk555]

I am a Christian but you are breaking the rules of the forums. You shall be banned.


If you want to spread the Gospel do it other ways. You are hurting more then helping...

[slade]

oh i didnt even realize that those were religious links...

Even more of a reason to be banned!! don't push your beleifs on me through spam!!! I'm athiest and am going to stay that way! Haven't you ever heard of separation of church and AO?!

[slade]

every time you spam god kills a christian.
please, think of the christians. :cry:

[Lethargic]

every time you spam god kills a christian.
please, think of the christians. :cry:

Really? Shoot, I need to start spamming more often! ;)

[slade]

Really? Shoot, I need to start spamming more often! ;)
oh sorry, i meant kitten. no one cares about christians ;) .

i want to see the actual statistics sometime, but i would bet that newspapers receive about 10x the number of e-mails/letters/phone calls for animal abuse stories as they do for child abuse/homicide/other human abuse stories. animals are cute and fuzzy and people are scum.




(in case anyone didnt realize i was joking with that last part)

[fire1811]

in before the lock

[Fred]

Manike illustrated it best..

http://www.automags.org/~Manike/banhim.jpg

[-=Squid=-]

This thread gets an F.

- Goro

[slade]

6. Thou shall not commit adultry with spam
gah!!!!!

ok their are a few ways to look at that... all of them disturbing.



*edit*


4. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour with spam
5. Thou shall not kill with spam
how do you do that? :confused:
that would be... interesting. :ninja:

[gc82000]

to kill with spam just feed it to them, they will have a heart attack worse then Bill. What was it the five finger heart technique?

To bear false witness is to say your neighbor likes spam.

[slade]

to kill with spam just feed it to them, they will have a heart attack worse then Bill. What was it the five finger heart technique?

To bear false witness is to say your neighbor likes spam.
the five finger exploding heart technique!!
or something like that... :tard:

and no, i think the "bear false witness" is to say your neighbor committed adultery with spam!!!





damn im up late, its 2 here...

oh well g'night AO!!

[magmanl337]

Reason 11:

11. cphillip

[BobTheCow]

Reason 11:

11. cphillip<i>Last edited by MarkM : Yesterday at 08:48 PM.</i>

:tard:

[JoshK]

maybe this person just has a really "F***ed up" sense of humour????

[nirvana1234]

maybe this person just has a really "F***ed up" sense of humour????
maybe he was just F***ed up :D :cheers:

[gc82000]

So is he banned? :confused:

[slade]

So is he banned? :confused:
yeah mark edited the post and banned him/her. thats why it says "banned" in the caption under his/her name.

[justjoshin590]

somebody get the keys, its time to let out mango......

[Deathshadow9k]

11. thou shalt not talk about spam club.

and let this thread end, for with the banishment it is done.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

shoudn't this thread be locked?

[MarkM]

If the subject is done with, then why are people still posting in it? Raising their post count, trying to make a smart comment etc etc
Ever heard of a fishing expedition? As a lot of people just got caught in the net ;)
No-one was forced to post were they?