Ive had it with my dog!! Akita FT

[lather]

Came home last night to find my dog just ripped up $800.00 worth of curtains. Whats worse, my girlfriend and I just bought them a couple of weeks ago. (If you think paintball is expensive, go and price curtains, holy crap they are costly).

So I have decided to offer my Akita up for trade:

Specs:

2K1 Ultralight Akita. She only weighs 70 pounds whereas the average Akita weighs between 80-110. Quite a bit of weight savings and a lot easier for when you have to lug her around!

Custom colored--Guarrenteed one of a kind!!

Brown to White Vertical fade with some black,brown and white sponge on body.

UL Akita Rips!! (email me for pics of ripped curtains,carpet, and pillows if interested). Not quite as fast as a Greyhound but she is built solid and has never broken down on me yet!

--2k2 model only seen about 18 cases (Eukanuba).

-- Dual eyes (reflective)

-- Female QC/QD

-- Unique valving system! UL Akita requires air at only atmospheric pressure (14.7 psia, 0 psig). Kiss your HPA/CO2 goodbye!!! The only drawback is that the UL Akita needs to vent methane gas from time to time.

-- Basic Aural Response Koding System, B.A.R.K.S. (tm) comes standard!! This feature will automatically alert you to anyone and anything that gets within range. Perfect for woodsballers!!

(Disclaimer: due to patent/legal issues with another company the B.A.R.K.S. feature may have to be discontinued).

If trade is right I will include these Accessories:


Kennel--Prevents runaway!


Custom Laser engraved tag "Kuma"


Any reasonable offers will be considered

No Impulses!

Pics:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-7/766693/Kuma.JPG

sorry about the grainy pics



This is just for me to relieve a bit of stress. I love my dog and wouldnt trade her for the world. :)

[xballfan780]

I am a dog lover , but if my dog did that I would sell him ;)

[BobTheCow]

-- Dual eyes (reflective)
...
Kennel--Prevents runaway! :rofl: That was hilarious man, she looks like a great dog. :)

[SCpoloRicker]

2K1 Ultralight Akita.

Any reasonable offers will be considered
No Impulses!



haha.

But my Impy is teh roxorz!

[slateman]

Umm. . .not to sound off topic but . .

You can spend $800 un curtains!?!?!?

[Blazestorm]

That's just too funny man :D

[skife]

[QUOTE=lather]Came home last night to find my dog just ripped up $800.00 worth of curtains. QUOTE]


Seirously man... just use a blanket.
they work better and are way way cheaper.
plus you can get pretty much anything on a blanket you want (picture wise)

[Bolter]

hehe sorry about your curtains, but you just made my day with that post :D

[Jeffy-CanCon]

Funny post!

Seriously, I can sympathise. I had a beagle once that I stupidly spoiled as a pup. grown up, he'd get upset at being left alone, and did a lot of damage to my apartment. :(

[SCpoloRicker]

Umm. . .not to sound off topic but . .

You can spend $800 un curtains!?!?!?

Thats not even unreasonable. I currently have the cheapo paper shades and blackout curtain, but I've looked at nice ones. Wood shades are even worse, like $1500 a set.

[fcpchop]

wow that sucks... ya thats a small akita, i used to have an almost all black one. i miss her :( Benficachop has one, hes freaky HUGE

[tony3]

Trade pure bread golden retrevier? You are going to have to add though.

[-Tab]

our siberian husky can be a pain, too.

she often makes us all feel like this:
:cuss: :mad: :cuss: :mad: :cuss: :mad: :cuss: :mad: :cuss:

[SpecialBlend2786]

hahaha those specs are awesome. B.A.R.K.S, thats classic :rofl:

[dj89]

My xmag but you will need to add :p ;)

[-Tab]

Trade pure bread golden retrevier? You are going to have to add though.


HAA!!

WHAT A LOWBALL!!

[Shives]

There is a reason "window treatments" are usually written into a contract on a house. I think washers and dryers and fridges are more negotiable most of the time.

Shives

[lather]

Trade pure bread golden retrevier? You are going to have to add though.


Specs?

I can toss in a bag of Greenies. Got any feedback? :)