So I Try To Bring In My Xmas Tree....

[SlipknotX556]

I try to bring in our christmas tree today so we can decorate it and stuff. I go outside and my dog was laying next to my tree. I go no big deal, walk over to pick it up and she growls at me, I became :confused:. So I know better then to try and take something from my siberian husky, so I go inside and 5 min later I look out the window and she is laying on top of the tree. But me being stupid didnt get a picture of that, but I did grab a pic of here guarding her tree...

[HoppysMag]

i think ur dog has a tree fetish

[Python14]

Silly boy....your dog layed eggs in the tree.

[BobTheCow]

Did you piss on it before your dog got a chance to? That has a tendancy of really irking them.

[mcveighr]

Your dogs fat.

[SlipknotX556]

Your dogs fat.

Actually if she looses 3 more pounds, she is at the right weight for a siberian. She was really fat a few months ago, she lost 18 pounds.

If you dog is fat, feed it green beans, it works wonders for fat dogs.

[tony3]

Challenge it to a dual for the tree.

[HoppysMag]

i agree, run up and slap it with a glove

[TraXeR]

As annoying as this may sound.. If you really have trouble getting the tree away, simply collar your dog to the nearest 'stuck' place, then grab the tree and run. We had the same problem with our neighbours dog at one point.

[PyRo]

I sell christmass trees :)

[tony3]

You seem like you would sell christmas trees...

[DiSoRdeR]

If you dog is fat, feed it green beans, it works wonders for fat dogs.
Is this true? I have an overweight Dalmatian.

[HoppysMag]

Is this true? I have an overweight Dalmatian.
yes it is, my aunts golden was over wieght and it helped thin him out

[WickeDKlowN]

I wish I had a dog, but instead I'm stuck with this cat that showed up like a year and a half ago. I still love her though.

As for your tree problem, just grab the tree and walk off. If she bites you, kick her in the face or something.

[68bird]

im so empty now

[SlipknotX556]

I wish I had a dog, but instead I'm stuck with this cat that showed up like a year and a half ago. I still love her though.

As for your tree problem, just grab the tree and walk off. If she bites you, kick her in the face or something.


I hate cats.

I could never kick my husky in the face, it has been through to much with me. But my beagle, I could kick in the face in a second, I hate that thing. It bites my shoe when I am sitting on the couch, it jumps on the table in my family room when im eating fast food and steals fries, whenever I go anywhere with my mom, it goes to and gets to ride in the front I have to sit in the back of the car. I hate that thing.

[tony3]

It sits in the front over you? Wow, you just got owned by your beagle

[SlipknotX556]

It sits in the front over you? Wow, you just got owned by your beagle

When I have to go somewhere with my mom, the beagle can come with us, then yeah I do get owned. Otherwise If I have to take it somewhere AKA the vets, it sits in the truck of our car. :rofl:

[68bird]

this is my brother wyatt he just got OWNED

[TMAXXKING1]

get the dog a slim jim... the dog will loose her will to keep the tree safe .... while she is snapping into a slim jim bring it inside ....


problem solved for .99 cents

[HoppysMag]

get the dog a slim jim... the dog will loose her will to keep the tree safe .... while she is snapping into a slim jim bring it inside ....


problem solved for .99 cents

or you could just take the tree away for free. if your afraid of your own dog, thats pretty bad

[ScatterPlot]

OK if you want some dog treats that are cheap try the "Pup-corn". I got a 2 lb bag at PetSmart the other day for like 13 bucks. It's a huge bag of dog-cheetos that my dogs will like kill for. Throw em some of those and be done with it.



Oh yeah, and Slipknot got beagle-owned.

[B.A.M.]

Try peanut butter keeps em occupied for a while

[Chipper]

You should get a tree from Pet Smart for your dog, it sounds lonely.

Do like live in Kansas where there aren't any trees?

[SlipknotX556]

You should get a tree from Pet Smart for your dog, it sounds lonely.

Do like live in Kansas where there aren't any trees?


I live in South Florida. I used to live in NY and my husky spent 5 years in NY before we moved down here. She was surround with trees and everything. We had a giant pine tree in our yard she was always next to. I guess she is remembering what a pine tree smells like, because she hasent smelled one in over 5 years. We always use a fake tree for christmas, but this year we got a new one.

[Eric Cartman]

or you could just take the tree away for free. if your afraid of your own dog, thats pretty bad

I agree. I love dogs, but they have to know who's boss. It's dangerous to own a dog, especially a big one, that you can't dominate. You should be able to tell her to sit down, shut up and then just take the tree.

[ScatterPlot]

Pwnx3r8 Tht Dawwgg!!!!!11!!1!!!1!

[SlipknotX556]

I agree. I love dogs, but they have to know who's boss. It's dangerous to own a dog, especially a big one, that you can't dominate. You should be able to tell her to sit down, shut up and then just take the tree.

I am not afraid of her, I just dont like to take things that she is enjoying, obviosly she was digging my xmas tree. She knows all the basic commands, like sit, say, down, come here. After seeing my dog chew up 2 poodles because they charged her, she can do some decent damage to a human. Although she has never bit me or any member of my family, she has been known to growl and show her teeth and stuff to people she dosent know or dosent like(AKA all my brothers friends) She is the best dog I have ever had, wouldnt trade her for anything.

BTW - I did manage to get the tree in with the help of a can of green beans. :dance:

[oneworld]

WOOT!

;) i say we call this day (12/20/04).

natianol green bean day


obvousley they have odd powers and work magic :ninja: ;)

[B.A.M.]

my dog hates all veggys cept for lettus.

[FreakBaller12]

my dog loves carrots
And my friend's dog drools perfusely when they eat oranges,
and only oranges, it's wierd.

[Tunaman]

Try peanut butter keeps em occupied for a whileDont do that. Chocolate will kill a dog. ;)

[HoppysMag]

Dont do that. Chocolate will kill a dog. ;)
so, since when is peanutbutter chocolate?

i can assume u thought he said peanut butter cups not keeps

[Chris42050]

Ya, no chocolate. Give it antifreeze. :ninja:

[lather]

im so empty now

lol!

Is your dog spayed? If not, introduce an unneutered male dog, while they are preoccuppied with doggy love, grab the tree and run.

That may solve your xmas tree problem, but expect another problem to come up in several months time.