Police officer drove me home

[B.A.M.]

Well i was skateboarding home from work and this cop decides to tell me to not be in the middle of the road. I cant really do this cuz there is snow, dead hookers, and sand on the side of the road. SO any way he drives off With a dead hooker and 3 minutes later he drives up behind me and tell me to get in the car. He acts nice to me and asks if i wanted to the radio which i say yes. Once at my house i have to get my aunt and tell her that the next time he'll take my board away from me. Then i saw a dead hooker

I can understand the cop was doing his job but i'm still :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: because i was just tring to get back home and not doing anything bad.
Dramatization

[Echo419]

I've been escorted out of a public library by guards, just for walkin in with my board...

[B.A.M.]

ya most cops up here are all jerks and even my aunt said she can understand that i just wanted to get home i mean its completly dark.

[hitech]

...I just wanted to get home i mean it's completly dark.
Sounds like the wrong time to be in the middle of the street.

[B.A.M.]

there were street lights

[personman]

Sounds like the wrong time to be in the middle of the street.
Not unless you want to hit by a car :headbang:

[B.A.M.]

If i got hit by a car that would of been fun ;)

[land hurricane]

Not unless you want to hit by a car :headbang:

No way man! Hardcore skateboarders always ollie over cars! Haven't you ever played Tony Hawk's Pro Skater?

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

I don't feel bad for you.

[B.A.M.]

I don't feel bad for you.
I'm not on a pity run im just tell a story to entertain you.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Then you should have added some dead hookers, that can liven up any story.

[B.A.M.]

Then you should have added some dead hookers, that can liven up any story.
k will do

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

k will do

Excellent I look forward to reading your second installment.

[HoppysMag]

omg dead hookers everywhere!!

for lack of a better pic
http://www.mgm.com/mgm/images/stills/MGMA000664-still_hires.jpg

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Dirty Work was a great movie.

Dead Hookers could easily solve all the worlds woes.

[mwsriders]

how old are you?

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Who?

The person who started this thread is almost 16.

[matmc89]

growl at them next time

[B.A.M.]

in 22 days is my b-day and i get my permit.

[mwsriders]

thats the problem. You are 16. They are taking you home because it is probably illigal where you are at to skateboard on the street and you are 16 so they can hassle you.

[tony3]

You should of been hardcore, smashed his windshield, smith grinded this hood, pissed on his hood, and ran. That's what a real boarder would do.

[quik]

Your not cool unless you get the mayor arrested pal.

[WickeDKlowN]

At first I thought you were talking about actually skateboarding next to dead hookers, then getting a ride home in a cop car with a dead hooker in the back or something. That would have been hilarious.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

At first I thought you were talking about actually skateboarding next to dead hookers, then getting a ride home in a cop car with a dead hooker in the back or something. That would have been hilarious.

And my thesis has been proven.

[B.A.M.]

but if i smashed his windsheild i might have gotton cut :( .

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

not if you wrapped a t-shirt over you hand.

[Bolter]

Your not cool unless you get the mayor arrested pal.

I just spat coffee at my screen!! ROFL!!

billabong, you got a free ride home man! Not so bad really :)

[B.A.M.]

probaly since i work at dunkin doughnuts and cops love doughnuts

[dirty_canadian4894]

speaking of getting mayors arrested this is for you quik ;)

[HoppysMag]

probaly since i work at dunkin doughnuts and cops love doughnuts
me too. give the cops free stuff. they leave good tips. get to know them when they come in and they are nice when they pull you over. you probibly will still get pulled over. but it can be the differance between a ticket and a warning

[Creative Mayhem]

Well i was skateboarding home from work and this cop decides to tell me to not be in the middle of the road. I cant really do this cuz there is snow, dead hookers, and sand on the side of the road. SO any way he drives off With a dead hooker and 3 minutes later he drives up behind me and tell me to get in the car. He acts nice to me and asks if i wanted to the radio which i say yes. Once at my house i have to get my aunt and tell her that the next time he'll take my board away from me. Then i saw a dead hooker

I can understand the cop was doing his job but i'm still :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: because i was just tring to get back home and not doing anything bad.
Dramatization


MMMMM Dead hookers..... :headbang:

[Big'n slo]

MMMMM Dead hookers..... :headbang:



Hoe Down!!! Hoe Down!!! :headbang: