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thecavemankevin
11-12-2001, 11:14 AM
I saw a hair between some of the keys on my board so i turned it upside down and started shaking it. I was amazed at all the hair and dust and crumbs and crap that fell out.

Why don't you guys try it, perhaps we will find Jimmy Hofa's body...??? :)

wyn1370
11-12-2001, 11:19 AM
Ewww, that was disgusting. I guess 2 years of collecting will do that.

Ground_zer0
11-12-2001, 02:28 PM
my keyboard is like 4-5 years old. It can be offically classified as a living organisim. I just try not to pay attention to all the junk inside of it. Cleaning can't save it. Ill buy a new keyboard someday if paintball doesnt keep eating all my money. -Matt

cphilip
11-12-2001, 02:52 PM
I got sesame seeds outa mine! Musta been that Bagel I ate the other day? :D

InfinatyBPS
11-12-2001, 03:18 PM
That was fun, i saw different kinds of seeds and crumbs and i even fuond a couple of staples.

FeelTheRT
11-12-2001, 03:38 PM
lol, your keyboard is nothing! mine is sooo sick. There's like dust, hair, peices of pizza, bread crums, and some other crap that i can't make out. Time to get out the vaccum :).

Mag89
11-12-2001, 07:30 PM
A few crumbs fell out and that is all. We just got our new computer several monthes ago.

BTAutoMag
11-12-2001, 07:52 PM
hey cool i just did it and for about a year i'd been missing parts out of my parts kit. guess where i found the wire nubbin:D

MajorDamage
11-12-2001, 07:55 PM
I just had a few crumbs and a lil' dust. Probably because we got a new keyboard a few months ago because my lil' bro dumped a glass of water on our old one! !!NO!!

ENDO!

CoFFeY[NiTrO]
11-12-2001, 07:58 PM
lol. A piece of a fingernail came outta mine.....aww....is.......that.......a........a.... ...a pube!!!!!!!!!! Awww grosss

lol!

thecavemankevin
11-12-2001, 08:22 PM
Dude, if you found one of your short hairs down in there, then you have been surfing more than paintball sites. I think you just won the most disgusting crap in your keyboard award.

CONGRATS!!!

MJS1214
11-12-2001, 08:28 PM
no i won 2nd place i found what looks like a dead rat's tail...eeeeeewwwwww i shouldnt have disected it....

PyRo
11-12-2001, 08:59 PM
I made that mistake once, and will not make it again :) No cleaning up the crumbs for me.

Restola
11-12-2001, 11:39 PM
i found a dead hooker in mine

Flamebo
11-13-2001, 06:02 AM
I used to do that. Try popping off all the keys and you'll really be shocked at how filthy it is. That's why when I buy new keyboards I make sure to get one of those think plastic covers before I even hook it up, because I know some gross **** will fall in it.

graycie
11-13-2001, 07:51 AM
i found crumbs, cat hair, my hair, and an assortment of dust.

slateman
11-13-2001, 08:11 AM
My Dad has had the same keyboard of 15 years (thats not a misprint-15 years). It goes back to his old 8088 with five and a quarter floppys. He said he has never cleaned it, so guess what I did?:D

there was probably enough crumbs to make a loaf of bread and enough hair to make a wig. I also found quite a bit of lead from mechanical pencils and about 60 cents in change!?!

Tbone
11-13-2001, 10:40 AM
I shook my keyboard and I found my tippmann carbine I had been missing for some time, a couple of nickels, and two cases of guiness. Who knew?

jackass2030
11-13-2001, 11:00 PM
HAHAHAH, i found like enough chip crumbs to make a full bag or doritos..........and i dont think that was glue.......hahahah

udtseal
11-14-2001, 08:07 AM
I keep my computer area really clean so I dident get anything, even though my keyboard is like 2 years old. I drove my ferrets crazy shaking the keyboard though, they went all nuts and dooked like crazy and bit my toes. OUCHIE!

jah871
11-14-2001, 02:27 PM
i found lots of hair and crumbs, a d=few penies, wire nubbin, lots of pencil lead and some dorito crumbs.

xmetal2001
11-14-2001, 08:59 PM
Coooollll...about a loaf of bread in crumb form.....

slateman
11-15-2001, 07:27 AM
Originally posted by udtseal
I drove my ferrets crazy shaking the keyboard though, they went all nuts and dooked like crazy and bit my toes. OUCHIE!


You are a Navy Seal. You should not be saying "OUCHIE! ":D

gimp
11-16-2001, 01:13 AM
I have a laptop, and not much stuff gets under the keys.

A good trick to clean your keyboard though: Take the keys off, and blow compressed air on it. You can use your compressed air tank. Just use a remote, or something. Your smart enough to figure it out.