OK, dead people you wanna bunker.

[Carbon]

Abraham Lincoln: Because hes tall. And tall guys usually play back. And as you know, bunkering back guys is pretty damn satisfying. Its like when your pawn makes it across the chess board.

Hitler: duh

[Smoke]

Napoleon: He's short, so he'd make a speedy front guy. It would be fun to bunker him right in the face.

I'd bonus ball Hitler a few....hundred times.

Atilla the Hun: It would be fun to make someone so ruthless and mean my *censored*. :)

[50 cal]

Stalin, just because.

[slade]

Gandhi!


just had to post that :D ;)

[Carbon]

BWHAHAHHA

i was waiting for someone to say Ghandi. Becasue, you know....he'll just sit there. Although i thing he would make a good Mid.

[_tMAN]

Hitler, because I would bonus ball him so bad.

[WenULiVeUdiE]

Hitler, Stalin, Hussein (still alive, oh well) and all those others. I'd have to go for King Loius XVI. Treated his people like crap. Fat lard...

[Echo419]

Gandhi!


just had to post that :D ;)
The balls would go through his dried up skin and bones, like computer paper

[nastymag]

Pee Wee harman

uhh .... Frankie Muniz .... man that would be sweet

[MicroMiniMe]

Just don't go around trying to bunker Ghengis Khan...

So was JFK longballed then or FF by his own team? :tard:

[Chronobreak]

stalin,-ofcourse...

nostre damas(spl)and then i would ask him if he saw it coming.... :cool:

[CaliMagFan]

I love this thread Carbon...!

I'd bunker the hell out of Harry Houdini and then ask him if he can "escape that elim."

If he tried any funny bizz I'd serve him bonus balls... 50% more free-- this week only

[mark_1791]

Uhhh...bin Laden anyone?
(tho' I dont think it would stop at bunkering)

[magman007]

um... he said dead people.... half the people on this list, arent dead!

frankie munez? alive

binladen? presumed to still be alive

hussein still kicking for some reason


cant you people atleast follow a thread for once?

[Target Practice]

Jesus.

[SSniper]

lol.. yeah.. jesus was on my list too...

who else?? ummm... elvis... that hair annoys me...

[minimag03]

Tupac is probley up there on my list. Mainly because everyone else shot him, why can't I?

Chris Farley- so I could talk to him afterwards :D

Guy that shot Bob Marley - because he shot BOB :mad:

-minimag03

PS: Carbon, good come back thread from last one, I dont see how this one could boil over

[BobTheCow]

Tom Kaye.







Am I doing this right?

[minimag03]

Tom Kaye.







Am I doing this right?

If he is dead, and we don't know... :cry:

[Target Practice]

Tom Kaye.







Am I doing this right?

I SEE WHAT U DID THAR.

[Big Weapons]

Just don't go around trying to bunker Ghengis Khan...

Is having a horse legal on the field?

[Carbon]

LOLING@

-So was JFK longballed then or FF by his own team?

-Tupac is probley up there on my list. Mainly because everyone else shot him, why can't I?

-I'd bunker the hell out of Harry Houdini and then ask him if he can "escape that elim."

-Jesus: jesus would proabbly give you a hug afterwards. Im cool with that tho. Jesus is just alright with me.

[Enemy]

id bunker martin luther king!! just because theres million streets named after him!!!

i cant think of any others most of them i would rather use a real gun with anyway!!

[tyrion2323]

I would like to bunker the following people OUT OF RESPECT:

Kurt Cobain
John F. Kennedy
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Fyodor Dostoevsky
James Joyce
Jacques Derrida
A'had Ha'am
Theodor Hertzl
David ben Gurion
Yitzchak Rabin
The entire band "The Smashing Pumpkins" (Broken up...akin to dead)


I would like to bunker the following people FOR OTHER REASONS (avoiding flame war)
Yasir Arafat
Nietsche
Hegel
The entire Catholic Church
The entire band "A Simple Plan" (alive, but oh well...)
The entire band " Coheed and Cambria" (alive, but oh well)
A large majority of rappers
A large majority of AOers

[mag88888]

haaaa. nostre damis. def on my list. did you see it in your dreams?

[ojhspyro89]

I dunno bout bunkering jesus id be afraid to because hed pull some super natuarl stuff on you, but i bet hed be cool with it lol.

Id bunker kurt Kobain fur shure

Mozart
Picasso
Everyone in my history book


Im drawing blanks......

[Skywalker]

id bunker martin luther king!! just because theres million streets named after him!!!

i cant think of any others most of them i would rather use a real gun with anyway!!


I second that. Try living near a school that is named after him. :shooting:

[Linkwarner]

A large majority of AOers

does that include ME!!!

[XbeasleyX]

I'd bunker my hero. John Browning because he was the greatest engineer I can imagine. Now I love guns but I would bunker Charlton Heston because he makes every gun enthusiast(sp) seem like a lunatic.

[Link44]

i know this person isn't dead, and accually this isn't really a person, but they should be dead or something like that......well i'd bunker and bonus ball smart parts :shooting:

[CrimsonTurkey]

Nikolai Tesla - My balls would be incinerated before they even got close(thats sounds odd)

Hitler - With marbles

Al Capone - I wouldn't live much longer but imagine the bragging rights!

[BigBadBeDDy]

i would so bunker/bonusball the guy(cant think of name) who shot john lennon

johnny when i get up there in heaven(hopefully) drinks are on me :cheers:


o and i would love to bunker hitler......or shove a pineapple up his @$$(lol good ol little nicky)

[Big Weapons]

I'd bunker Dimebag. Of course, it'd be eerily similar to his death.

[XbeasleyX]

Everyone in Metallica. I can't wait for them to die. :ninja:

[Coray]

hitler defiantly...cant think ofd anyone else

[pop tart]

I'd probably bunker Tyler Durden and Bruce Lee :D

[Python14]

Christopher Reeve....yeah....I know....I'm probably going to hell.

[minimag03]

Steven Seagal - because...well...umm...I just don't like him and his kung fu pony tail.

http://www.hunt101.com/img/246090.gif (http://www.hunt101.com/?p=246090&c=500&z=1)
PS: I know he isn't dead

[CaliMagFan]

In addition to Harry Houdini, I would go for the run through and try and get Mother Teresa.

[Buff]

bunker Jesus?
er.....not wise :ninja:
the paintballs would prolly come right back and get you......are he'd pull a Neo and dodge them........ :eek:

[master_alexander]

i was thinkin neo, that would be cool to see what he would do, probably catch them and throw them back. and the pillsbury dough boy, and finally...

i can't believe annyone with siblings hasn't said this yet...


MY BROTHER !!!!

YEA HE IS SO ANNOYING!!! i will be able to bunker him in a matter of weeks though, i can't wait for bonus shots..

and then last but not least this guy :rofl: so i can turn him into this guy :cry:

that was stupid

o well!

[Carbon]

oh the subject.

Stephen Hawking


on the subject: Big Pun

i bet he plays back too!

[CKY_Alliance]

courtney love~~o wait shes not dead...only in my dreams

[Target Practice]

courtney love~~o wait shes not dead...only in my dreams

No, but her husband is!

Hey, if someone asked me if I'd rather sleep with Courtney Love or take my own head off with a shotgun, I'd be taking door number two also.

[barrel break]

I'd like to bunker Hitler, with a shotgun.

[thorn]

id bunker hitler, and of course bonus ball him. however, i would have to aim the c02 canister at his head, then break the valve off...then take my gun by my barrel and smash him, then stab him with my jegged, broken barrel.
but i dont think he's even worth my gun. "spits on hitler"

[CKY_Alliance]

No, but her husband is!

Hey, if someone asked me if I'd rather sleep with Courtney Love or take my own head off with a shotgun, I'd be taking door number two also.


thats why i would bunker her because his death she had him kiled it wasnt suicide. i also would also take door number 2

[ColdFuzion]

Someone got to Cobain before me, so instead, I'll play living OR dead people I shall bunker.

Courtney Love (Add a little more than few bonus balls on this one)
Founder of SmartParts (I'm being hypocritical again... I have a Shoebox Shocker, but hate SP)
Whoever is causing the hAir to possibly never come out (BONUS BALL!!!!)
Countless McDonalds people who have kept my change!!!

-Cold

[germanman]

i'D BUNKER.... the Dixie CHicks. I know...they're alive, but i wish they weren't! :shooting:

[Evil1]

Everyone in Metallica. I can't wait for them to die. :ninja:

You took the words right out of my mouth.
I'd bunker Steve Perry too, cause Journey sucks.

[warpspyder]

Everyone in my history book



Couldn't have said it better myself.

[gc82000]

haaaa. nostre damis. def on my list. did you see it in your dreams?
I bet he would see it coming then turn and gogg your butt. :rofl:

[LudavicoSoldier]

The Pope! :ninja:

Just cause I had an extra large bottle of Hatorade! :ninja:

[D-Block]

Johnny Cochran - for those stupid gun control ads on the radio
Neville Chamberlain - .....idiot!

[BobDoleIsMyHero]

I would bunker Dr. Seuss. He might make a fun rhyme/story about it. :dance:

[buzzboy]

50 cent.....well....he deserves to be dead

Not a real person but the one bad angel from Dogma

On that same note.....buddy christ

[etjoyride]

hitler-with a tank
and jesus- just to see if anything would happen :rolleyes:

[ultralight]

Patton. excellent general, brought hitler to his knees.
Grant. excellent general, brought confederacy to it's knees.
Hannibal. excellent general, brought rome to it's knees.
Vaselij Zeitsev. excellent sniper, struck fear into the hearts of nazis.
Achilles. exceptional warrior.
Elvis. the king.
Harley Earl. the father of modern automobile design.
Sam Colt. made the first reliable repeater.
John M. Browning. the Tom Kaye of the frearms world.
Larry.Moe.Curly.Shemp. why not?

it would be an honor to bunker these people.

or be bunkered by them.

[Vex]

Guy that shot Bob Marley - because he shot BOB :mad: -minimag03
Uh, Bob Marley didn't die of a gunshot wound--so why would you be mad about that? :confused:

[master_alexander]

i would bunker this guy that just stole my girlfriend... he is not dead... yet...

and i don't know if this has been said but bunker...


HOUDINI!!! that would be cool...

[adam_61550]

Rosie O'Donnell
Donald Trump
Mace Windu :tard: Although it would no doubt be very hard to bunker a Jedi...

[Target Practice]

Hey, now the Pope and Jonny Chocran are both dead. Now they count.

[LudavicoSoldier]

Hey, now the Pope and Jonny Chocran are both dead. Now they count.

Damn straight! The power of christ compells me to BUNKER!

[jackbauer]

Habib Marwan :D

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