Any1 know how 2 puke?

[blackclown]

It sounds like a stupid question but i feel really bad and i want to jsut get it out of my system because i know im going to puke sooner or later. Please help!

[wad04]

take two or three fingers, and stick it as far down your throat as you can.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Ipecac syrup.

[sabrefanpc]

ipecac

[blackclown]

Thanks alot but i feel worse thanks for trying.

[sabrefanpc]

doctor.

perhaps a shrink for taking medical advice from a bunch of paintballers :rolleyes:

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

He asked how to throw up Ipecac works.

And who are you calling a paintballer?

[sabrefanpc]

sry, i use paintballer as a compliment. :dance:

thought most people on here are but :cheers: anyways

[SAW]

He asked how to throw up Ipecac works.

And who are you calling a paintballer?
Yeah, really. Show me one paintballer on this forum... :rolleyes:

[Target Practice]

Yeah, really. Show me one paintballer on this forum... :rolleyes:

Not me!

[paintbattler]

I was feelin sick and felt like a needed to throw up. So i went to get pepto bismal..i took one tiny sip of it and i threw up..maybe it will work for you

[grw4w34]

When i need to puke, i just drink more. Ive seen some people puke at the taste of some hard alcohol.

[Python14]

One word......Aristocrat

[sabrefanpc]

When i need to puke, i just drink more. Ive seen some people puke at the taste of some hard alcohol.

which taste?

[WickeDKlowN]

Drink some Wild Turkey. That might make you puke.

I think Hydrogen Peroxide will make you puke too. That or your stomach will explode, in which case I take no responsibility for giving you said advise,

[SpecialBlend2786]

I think Hydrogen Peroxide will make you puke too. That or your stomach will explode, in which case I take no responsibility for giving you said advise,

:rofl: :rofl:

[Warewolf50]

yea fingers down throat couple of times will do the tick. Tried it once just to see if it works and sure enough it does.

[quik]

A gallon of milk in 2 minutes.

[matt-o]

drink some bleach.












sorry, i just couldnt beleive noone said it yet

[PyRo]

drink some bleach.
Antifreeze > Bleach
If you leave a bowl of bleach out overnight what happens? Nothing. Leave a bowl of antifreeze out and you get lots of dead animals.

[RevBrown]

Yeah, really. Show me one paintballer on this forum... :rolleyes:


What?!!! people who play paintball around this forum?

Heads will roll for this.

[gc82000]

Oh I tought this was a forum for painting balls. Now wonder why there are all these forums for GUNS. :eek:

[Eric Cartman]

It sounds like a stupid question but i feel really bad and i want to jsut get it out of my system because i know im going to puke sooner or later. Please help!

...dying to post tubgirl or goatse links... :spit_take

[matt-o]

...dying to post tubgirl or goatse links... :spit_take
viva la fecal japan?

[lord1234]

the easy way

get a glass of water
CHUG IT
start retching...it works great...i had to pull the trigger like this while I was in israel because I got really sick on the bus once...i knew that as soon as it got out of my system i would feel better.

[WicKeD_WaYz]

This is totally irrelevant but yesterday my friend swallowed a goldfish and puked it up and it was still alive. But then it died a few minutes later.


edit: o yea he just stuck his finger down his throat.

[Thordic]

This is totally irrelevant but yesterday my friend swallowed a goldfish and puked it up and it was still alive. But then it died a few minutes later.


edit: o yea he just stuck his finger down his throat.


He ate one goldfish and puked?

I ate 54 goldfish at a party once and was fine. What a pansy.

[sabrefanpc]

:wow:

was it a bet, hungry, were they swimming in vodka or what?

[Thordic]

At my old fraternity, all our parties were themed. One of those themes was the Wildnerness Party, which we used combined with a Buffalo Brew party for a WildeBrew party.

In any case, we'd go pillage pine trees from all over. Our fraternity house was an old firehouse, and the entire garage portion where they used to park the firetrucks was the party floor. It was all painted black, 30' bar along one edge, a raised stage along another side, and a DJ booth in one corner (the ceilings were like 20' or so, so the booth overlooked the whole floor).

So we'd take piles and piles of pine trees and cover the walls and stage and whatnot until the party floor looked like a pine forest. We'd have couches conventiently located inside little tree-caves, etc. You get the idea.

One attraction of the party was a huge two-level fish pond which we'd stock with about 1,000 goldfish. Everyone was supposed to eat a fish at the party. So before the party someone inquired of one of the older brothers what the previous record was for goldfish consumption. I found out the record was 27, and it belonged to someone from another house. I couldn't let that stand.

So I started going at the goldfish when the party started. The only problem was a guy from another fraternity was going toe-to-toe with me. We got up to 50 and called it a draw and neither of us was showing signs of slowing and it was getting pointless.

So I went and borrowed a bottle of Jack Daniels, got the other guy so drunk he passed out, then I went back and ate four more fish.

As far as I know, my record still stands at NJIT.

[Jack_Dubious]

:rofl:

[sabrefanpc]

:tard: huh?

[WicKeD_WaYz]

He ate one goldfish and puked?

I ate 54 goldfish at a party once and was fine. What a pansy.


54...my god I dont know if I could eat 54 goldfish sized anything, let alone have them swimming around in there.


But it wasnt a bet we were just wandering if he puked it back up after 5 minutes if it would be alive, so we took one of his brothers goldfish. He had to make himself throw it up though.

You swallowed them whole/alive right?

[Thordic]

Yeah. One was a bit too big to get down though, he got stuck in my throat so I had to cough him up and chew him. That was a bit nasty.

[SAW]

A Bet?

[WicKeD_WaYz]

well after a certain point of drunkness you dont really taste anything going down. I couldnt ever do that sober though. Or drunk either for that matter.

[Thordic]

I was sober when I started, pretty wasted by the time the party was over though. Theres pictures somewhere I think. i need to borrow some photo albums.