Serial bird-crapper strikes thrice, caught red-handed! [56k bring a hose]

[BobTheCow]

The past few days, my family's been waking up to vandalized cars in the vicinity of our house. Not in the traditional sense of vandalization, mind you; this prankster was much trickier than anything we'd ever encountered before. He'd been leaving his mark, alright, and it wasn't pretty.

http://img162.exs.cx/img162/6523/birdcrapcamry2resized1em.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

http://img162.exs.cx/img162/3883/birdcrapbuickresized7nd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

http://img162.exs.cx/img162/2471/birdcrapvanresized0wt.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)


This morning, however, we caught the bastard red-handed... err, red-bellied.

http://img162.exs.cx/img162/3183/birdcrapcamrywithbirdresized4p.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)


Apparently this sick freak gets off to early morning sideview-mirror-perching... oh, the horrors of suburbia!

[teufelhunden]

SHOOT-AH!

[Maggot6]

Haha, get him constipated (sp) somehow.

[fire1811]

Haha, get him constipated (sp) somehow.

I think a pellet or a .22 would do just that.

[wanna-b-ballin']

shoot it with your paintball gun. a paintball would do less damage to a car if you missed, and it wouldn't do any permanent damage if you washed it off quickly.
the neighbors probably wouldn't call the cops if you shot you paintball gun; but a pellet gun being shot toward the street may be a different story.
and the paintball would either kill it, or hurt it badly. go for the kill, that is unless you want a cat to get it.

[wanna-b-ballin']

or you could kill all of the worms in the area so he has nothing to eat and moves away.

[onedude36]

Get a video of you shooting it with the paintball gun :clap:

[Alley]

Get a garage, unless you intend on killing the entire bird popluation....I think maybe you could have a copy cat (irony in the word huh) more of a copy bird pooper :)

[Bad_Dog]

put a fake owl ontop of yer car...

they sell for a couple of bucks at most hardware stores...

or if youre really cheap find a picture of an owl on google and print it out... then tape it to a box and set it on your car... :)

[Bad_Dog]

and heres an owl for you to print off :D

http://wwwstatic.kern.org/images/calmzoo/greathornedowl001.jpg

[Glickman]

squirrels + m733 airsoft + metal bb's = mmmmmm squirrel

[Alpha]

put a fake owl ontop of yer car...

they sell for a couple of bucks at most hardware stores...

or if youre really cheap find a picture of an owl on google and print it out... then tape it to a box and set it on your car... :)

Hahahaha.. Wow that made me realize how stupid birds are. Silly vegetarians.

[frop]

Last, I looked, shooting animals (aside from hunting) is highly likely to be able to be construed as animal cruelty, so watch yourself, there's enough jackassery in the world (yeah, I contribute too).

[billybob_81067]

Gahhh!!!! I think you jinxed me with this thread! I read it today at lunch and then went back to work and when I parked my pickup I cracked the windows cause it was freakin hot today. Anyways when I came back outside of our shop to where my pickup was and opened the door I saw where a bird had perched on the cracked window and shat directly inside...

:mad:
:shooting:

[behemoth]

Gahhh!!!! I think you jinxed me with this thread! I read it today at lunch and then went back to work and when I parked my pickup I cracked the windows cause it was freakin hot today. Anyways when I came back outside of our shop to where my pickup was and opened the door I saw where a bird had perched on the cracked window and shat directly inside...

:mad:
:shooting:

THAT sucks.

Feed it alkaseltzer tablets,..... :D

[Muzikman]

DO NOT shoot any animal with a paintball gun.

A paintball gun is not made for hunting. You want to shoot an animal, but a real gun.

[behemoth]

DO NOT shoot any animal with a paintball gun.

A paintball gun is not made for hunting. You want to shoot an animal, but a real gun.

I agree, i hear stories about that, and i think "THIS is why backyard-ball is becoming frowned upon by our oh-so-esteemed law enforcement officers"

[wanna-b-ballin']

when i said to hit it with a paintball, i did not mean for it to sound like it was a good idea to go hunting like that. i was providing a way to get rid of the bird, without causing property damage. yes, if you hit the bird hard enough, or in the right spot, it will die; birds are very fragile creatures. and by posting this message, i am not saying you should use a paintball gun, but that if you feel the need to do so or not do so, then you should use your own judgement.
sorry for any confusion.

[mcdkid]

its stupid either way.

and BOB, get a cat, or put something thats is sticky for a while on some paper, and set it on top of the mirror. when it gets stuck, throw a fire cracker, or make a loud noise (something that won't hurt it). after it gets unstuck it won't come back.

or get creative, and make a trip wire or something.

[Phobos]

http://www.acecanopy.com/outdoor-canopies-shade-canopies.html

Tent for your car.

[BobTheCow]

http://www.acecanopy.com/outdoor-canopies-shade-canopies.html

Tent for your car.
Did... umm... did ya read the thread? Look at the pretty pictures? ...no? Never mind. :tard:

[DiSoRdeR]

squirrels + m733 airsoft + metal bb's = mmmmmm squirrel
Where did you get squirrels from? Its a bird lol

[mcdkid]

maybe he's a squirrel man.

[Phobos]

Your right its helps when you read. Ok try this....

http://www.birdbgone.com/megaspike.htm

lol, Megaspike 2004