Code Red! I Repeat, Code Red!

[Target Practice]

Second Squad, come in! We have a possible zombie outbreak in sector 7A. We need containment, people! Get down there, NOW! First and Third squads, come with me. We have a bug to kill. A big bug.

GO GO GO!

[pbzmag]

:confused:

[Target Practice]

:confused:

I said GO, goddamnit! Report back when your objectives have been completed. Remember, Priority One is to bring back the Life Form.

ALL OTHER PRIORITIES HAVE BEEN RESCINDED!

[Jakedubbleya]

Its like Resident Evil meets Starship Troopers.... :confused:

[Lohman446]

TP... you may want to lighten those drinks up a little before your next one.

[-=Squid=-]

Their was actually a zombie outbreak today in Cambodia. I think it was Cambodia? It was somewhere.

[Target Practice]

TP... you may want to lighten those drinks up a little before your next one.

This is serious! We need to get those bastards! Have you ever seen a mummy rip someone's limbs from their body?! I have, son, and it wasn't pretty! Now let's go out there and give 'em hell!

[Target Practice]

Their was actually a zombie outbreak today in Cambodia. I think it was Cambodia? It was somewhere.

See, it's starting! Grab your women, chamber a round, and let's get to work!

Link from the BBC. (http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm)

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

I have my magnetized screw driver, LETS RAISE SOME HELL!

[MagmanLee]

What the hell?

[HoboJudge]

Oh no! They're too strong. I need back-up. Where is second squad, where are you! The doors, the doors!

[Jakedubbleya]

See, it's starting! Grab your women, chamber a round, and let's get to work!

Link from the BBC. (http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm)

Did bbc get hacked or something? Im seriously freaked out man WTH IS GOIN ON MAN! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[MadPSIence]

Did bbc get hacked or something? Im seriously freaked out man WTH IS GOIN ON MAN! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


n00b :rofl:

[Maksimus54]

Yeah, is that a joke? cause that is really scary otherwise.

[warpspyder]

Come on guys didn't any of you play/watch Resident evil?? Shoot for the head. Or just take a 12 gauge and blow their heads off.

[Jakedubbleya]

n00b :rofl:

Oh come on comin from somebody with 230 posts lol,

but yeah ima newb.

[Igotu]

They're gonna get the virus make geneticly altered form to try to make people live longer and make super zombies like the ones in the new version of dawn of the dead.
SUPER ZOMBIES :shooting: :tard:

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Guys, Zombies, this is not a laughing matter you pooptards.

[pbzmag]

I have my magnetized screw driver, LETS RAISE SOME HELL!

I've got my toenail clippers! Time to slice and dice!

[covadsucks]

"Ya gotta shoot 'em in the head and then burn 'em." -Tom Savini

I guess it's a good thing I got some .45 Hydrashocks left over.

[Alpha]

How friggin cool would it be if zombies took over. I'd have a blast fighting them off until I got turned into one, and then I'd have fun making orgasm sounds and biting other people.

[Kai]

Roger that Target Practice, my squad is gearing up as we speak. Departure set for 0200 Hours.

Remember guys, this is a possible zombie outbreak. Avoid their teeth, and shoot for the brain.

Above all else, remember: The life form must be retreived AT ALL COSTS.

[ultralight]

i thought i was on ATZ for a second there.

a S.T.U.D. unit is on its way.

[magman007]

Targetpractice, close air support is geared up and ready to go. November 8 sierra golf spectre gunship is already in the air circling the area, no movement reported. Echo 1 and 2 are set for carrier launch at 0300 and will be surveying the area. good luck, and god speed

[Vex]

Copy that--QRT 1 & 2 (Quick Response Team) from Omega Sector has been deployed. ETA: 0525 hours, local time.
I will update you as situation progresses.

[Target Practice]

Copy that--QRT 1 & 2 (Quick Response Team) from Omega Sector has been deployed. ETA: 0525 hours, local time.
I will update you as situation progresses.

Roger. We have a SOR team on standby if needed. Commence full radio silence at 0530.

[RevBrown]

Second Squad, come in! We have a possible zombie outbreak in sector 7A. We need containment, people! Get down there, NOW! First and Third squads, come with me. We have a bug to kill. A big bug.

GO GO GO!


Hey!!! Back off. I am on coffee break and this is a union position. I'll do the job as soon as I am damn good and ready.

[nippinout]

Hey!!! Back off. I am on coffee break and this is a union position. I'll do the job as soon as I am damn good and ready.

The Hobos with Broadband Local 612 Union is commencing our sympathy inaction.

[Vida]

Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?

[Vex]

Roger. We have a SOR team on standby if needed. Commence full radio silence at 0530.
Copy that, TP. QRT 1 has created a perimeter around one of the hold ups and is ready to engage hostiles. We do not expect to encounter any friendlies. We'll update ASAP.
Radio silence commenced.

[SCpoloRicker]

Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?

Well, I'll tell you what I do know... Just one of those things took my entire crew apart in a week. They... They.. seem to gestate within a human host..

When we brought Clark back in, he had one attached to his face. We tried to take it off, we couldn't.. later it fell off on its own. He seemed fine... we were all sitting in the kitchen.. and it.. burst through his chest......

/*sigh*Its a bughunt.
//paraphrase

///original link down?

[Python14]

::::::radio::::::

Sir Sir Sir

This is major Norsk from the country side. The fires in the major cities are pushing them out into the woods. It's safe to move during the day, but at night we have to fortify ourselves. It's scary out there. The local rednecks are doing well though. They seem to be good at this. I request a platoon of Marines and an armored divison to accompany us and clear out a safe way thru the valley so we can investigate the cities to the north and west.

...out sir.

::::::radio out::::::

[magman007]

Air strike will be commencing at 2300z keep the area clear, dropping moab over target area, total decimation expected. Clean up crew will be activated at 53 past the hour

[punkncat]

COMMENCE TRANSMISSION

WE HAVE A BREACH IN SECTOR 4!!!!

I think they came in through the air vents. We are trying to pin them down, but there are so damn many of them......they seem to be getting more intelligent!
We are going to try and make it out.....will rendevous with Group 1 at ..... ...... ......

END OF TRANSMISSION

[edweird]

I have convinced the 62 Fighter Squadron, nay the 56th fighter wing (the largest fighter wing in the free world[which I work for]) to assist in further zombie extermination. Expect WCMD's on targets in time to clean everything up.

(Um TP is this some sort of strange way to draw me from my mid day slumber? if so, yeah and stuff. somehow I woke up from a dead sleep to find this as I F5'd the browser I had left up) Im deadbolting the door and moving my shotgun closer to bed, setting my roomies attack cat to carodid.

[B.A.M.]

:::RADIO:::

General we have a massive out break on the west coast and they are pushing us past the Rockys. Hopefully we'll slow them down. Were planing to fortify the COlorado river and make a last stand

OVER

[Python14]

::::::radio::::::

GENERAL GENERAL! The zombies are mutating. They are faster and stronger than they were earlier. Some of them seem to have abnormal strength and power. Some of them are even climbing up the walls of the homes....GENERAL....AHKAL:HFPSOHNAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


.....

:::::end of radio transmission::::::

[Jakedubbleya]

Confucious say: When the only tool you have is a shotgun, lifes problems start looking a lot like zombies.

[ScatterPlot]

The link died... :(

[ntn4502]

is this serious, I have not been notified?

[Alley]

I thought this was going to be about some crappy flavor of MT. Dew...hmm, guess not ! :)

[LawnGnome7]

I thought this was going to be about some crappy flavor of MT. Dew...hmm, guess not ! :)

i thought the exact same thing

[Maggot6]

MY LEG, OH MY GOD!!

[FromTheBack]

You guys get real bored don't ya?....real bored

[Vex]

You guys get real bored don't ya?....real bored
Looks like the zombies already got to FTB--we'll have to euthanize him quickly before the transformation begins.
Sorry buddy...

QRT 2 has sustained a casualty. We will continue with the purge as planned.
QRT 2 out.

[FooTemps]

All ground units:

Provisions are being sent at marked drop zones within sectors 24e, 6a, 73q, and 36j at 1200. All requested ammunition and specialized armaments have been allocated and will be dropped 1500.

QRT2:

There are no probable drop zones for medical units and supplies within your immediate vicinity. Allocate needed materials from other squads.

A HArms AP (Heavy Armaments Anti-Personel Assault) unit will land at the city outskirts 0500. We request that QRT1 and 2 rendezvous with the unit and get them situated for nest demolition. Any HArms units available will maintain fortifications of "safe zones" and operate requested armaments.

[Maggot6]

My Pancreas, Oh My God!!!

[B.A.M.]

:::RADIO

GENERAL

We have the main M1A1 batlle group just out side QRT2. There equipt witha new bioweapon that kills the zomies much more effectively. Hopefully this will turn the tide

OVER

[Jakedubbleya]

AGGGGH! ZOMBIEESSS!
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/kylieweb/Kylie/bio-dome.gif

[SIGSays]

Get out of there, She's gonna BLOW!!!

[Jack_Dubious]

Long tall Sally, she's built fo' speed - she got everything, that Uncle John needs...
oh baby... yeah baby...
gonna have me some fun...
gonna have me some fun...
gonna have me some fun...

[Lohman446]

Im not sure if my concern is that this thread started or that it has lasted this long....

Edit: N/M I figured it out. My concern is that I am still reading it for each new post

[Target Practice]

After a day and a half of conducting operations in Sector 7A, I have begun to experience some...symptoms. While I never came in direct contact with the undead, I have begun to show signs of the Disease. This is the reason for my recent lack of reports. I will attempt to report back as my sitution progresses.

At present, I fear it may be...airborne.

Godspeed, gentlemen. Godspeed.

[warpspyder]

Im not sure if my concern is that this thread started or that it has lasted this long....

Edit: N/M I figured it out. My concern is that I am still reading it for each new post


Ditto....... :shooting: :tard:

(see that's supposed to be a dude shooting a zombie)

[Kai]

Brains... BRAINS... BRAINS!!!!!

[Linkwarner]

Transmission commenced:

"May I join the fray?"
*tosses warpspyder a Remington 870 Express*
*Linkwarner carrying Mossberg 500*
Lets Rock and roll
*ka-click*
*keeps gun pointed at tp*
"Just in case man, just in case"

End Transmission

[slade]

...and then I'd have fun making orgasm sounds and biting other people.
At AO NE VII, Im sure as hell not sleeping in the same tent as you.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Now we know what we are up against!

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm_files/_41075343_anjar203afp.jpg

[Pballwizz]

Hmmm...should I or should I not ruin the fun by giving the real info....hmmm....

[Target Practice]

Hmmm...should I or should I not ruin the fun by giving the real info....hmmm....



You just don't get it, do you?

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

FYI my pic = REAL!

[Jakedubbleya]

Just a decomposing dog.. lol...

[warpspyder]

Transmission commenced:

*tosses warpspyder a Remington 870 Express*


End Transmission

If it ain't a .50 cal I don't want anything to do with it. *Pulls out M82-A1*

"I got the power."

[Jakedubbleya]

*pulls up in go-kart equipped with Mark-19 40-Millimeter grenade launcher.*

.50 cal my ***

[slateman]

*Slateman sticks his head in the thread* "What the He . . . . .." *Turns around and slowly walks away muttering to himself* Man those guys are weird . . . .


*Comes back half an hour later* Can't we just be friends with the aliens? Come on, lets invite them to have some brews http://www.nelsonandsimich.co.nz/webfiles/NelsonandSimich/webpages/images/5776/heineken.jpg

Everyone enjoys Heineken :cheers:

[Vex]

*Slateman sticks his head in the thread* "What the He . . . . .." *Turns around and slowly walks away muttering to himself* Man those guys are weird . . . .

*Comes back half an hour later* Can't we just be friends with the aliens? Come on, lets invite them to have some brews
Everyone enjoys Heineken :cheers:
NO! DON'T GIVE THEM BEER!! It increases the onset of symptoms three-fold. Dammit, now we've got to alter contingency plan alpha. Local residents have been attempting to "befriend" the hostiles by offering them alcoholic beverages in order to buy time to escape.
We need to be re-supped big time!
Someone respond...
QRT 1 out.

[FooTemps]

ALL RESPONSE TEAMS

Contact central command post ASAP. Due to lack of communication, the whole region within a 6 mile radius has been quarrantined and blockaded with heavy artilery and no evacuation protocols in place. All units are commanded to kill on sight whether friend or foe.

CONTACT CENTRAL COMMAND ASAP TO CONFIRM ANY SORT OF PRESENSE IN THE DANGER ZONE.

If contact is established within 24 hours, protocols will be modified and supply flow will be reopened.

[Vex]

QRTs 1 & 2 are inside the hot zone. We have a good situation over the hostiles, but we need those supplies!

[slateman]

QRTs 1 & 2 are inside the hot zone. We have a good situation over the hostiles, but we need those supplies!

Supplies are on the way :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

http://www.tarpsandcanvas.co.za/images/truck-heineken.jpg

[slateman]

http://www.beerchurch.com/images/Roadaccident2.jpg

We were . . . . ambushed . . . . . too many . . . . . its so horrible . . . the beer is all gone . . . .


They ruined the beer!! THOSE BASTARDS!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Big'n slo]

http://www.beerchurch.com/images/Roadaccident2.jpg

We were . . . . ambushed . . . . . too many . . . . . its so horrible . . . the beer is all gone . . . .


They ruined the beer!! THOSE BASTARDS!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:






NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[slateman]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I know, I know. Just breath deep soldier. I'm pissed too.

In response to this barbaric attack, I have comissioned a new unit to deal with this unspeakablely evil action. They will ruthlessly hunt down and destroy the perpetrators of this crime against humanity.

We will take the most treacherous of all creatures . . . .
http://www.contentwithlife.biz/photos/contact/photos/chorley.jpg

And turn them into the most brutal killing machine in the history of bug killing

http://www.cats.alpha.pl/smieszne/rambo.jpg

The Claw Squad. Will guarentee your kitten catnip, a body bag, or both :shooting:

[Hasty8]

Roger. We have a SOR team on standby if needed. Commence full radio silence at 0530.


Uh, dontcha mean SAR? (Search And Rescue).


I this is real (most other links point back to the BBC) then it really is a bit scary. Think of the biological weapon implications!

[Target Practice]

^^^I just picked an acronym.

Well, it turns out that my previous symptoms were due to a cold and allergies. Needless to say, I'm back on my feet.

We here in HQ are planning an op to get supplies and arms to a small pocket of resistance in south-east quadrant of the city. Anyone with munitions and men to spare, contact SSgt. Mason, and we can get them squared away.

[ScatterPlot]

One warning, coming from a small skirmish in my sector earlier today- beware of their song about big butts.




[/kung pow]

[Maggot6]

http://img203.echo.cx/img203/2918/fckedsquirrel3ad.png The squirrels are coming..

<a href="http://img203.echo.cx/my.php?image=fear19ch.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://img203.echo.cx/img203/7391/fear19ch.th.png" border="0" alt="Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us" /></a>

[ScatterPlot]

OK Seriously guys, we've all had our fun. There's not really any zombies.




(head twitches)


HELP MEEEEEE!!!!


(head twitches)

Nevermind that, just remember no more zombies...

[bam wannabe]

i found our hero!!

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/546/546076/resident-evil-apocalyspe-20040909065558408-000.jpg

[Target Practice]

i found our hero!!

What a coincidence, I have found our zero.

Click for info:

http://www.potatoboy.net/users/sarah/retarded.jpg (http://www.automags.org/forums/member.php?find=lastposter&t=173917)

[CrimsonTurkey]

And I thought the LARPers that frequent my hometown were weird...

[Kai]

Jesus, Crimson... You are ugly as hell.

[Jakedubbleya]

*pokes Crimson*

Ewwwwww