need help with stalker

[wad04]

alright so heres the story. About 6 weeks ago at lunch this girl i have no idea who she is suddenly comes up to our lunch table and starts talking to me about her cats. Apparently she has a major crush on me i guess, and to make it worse shes special ed so i really don't know what to say to her other then "ok but i don't know you?".
Well a few weeks of her standing next to me at lunch was about enough, so i talked to my counsler about it and she contacted her teachers and she stopped bothering me. Now about 2 weeks later she somehow found out my flipping phone number and is calling me 20 times a day. I'm being as nice as i can possibly be, but i just don't know what to tell her to make her stop calling me. Now she knows my classes, my phone number, and my address. I don't know what to do.

any ideas?

[SAW]

Shoot her.

[wad04]

i don't feel like getting 20 to life for shooting a special ed girl.

[SpecialBlend2786]

oh man there is a girl like that at our school. She just hugs people though...

[-Tab]

i don't feel like getting 20 to life for shooting a special ed girl.


you could shoot someone else. that way, you'll be in prison and she won't be able to reach you

[Muzikman]

Date her!:)

[warpspyder]

Date her!:)


What he said :p . It happens, and something not quite as bad happened to me once. Just do the little kid thing. Ignore them until they go away. It actually works almost all of the time.

[spectre184]

I hope yout parents are aware of this? If so see if they can contact here parents and explain what is going on.

I just hope no one is telling her BS that you like her and stuff and egging (SP?) her on. If she got your # then I think someone is. In that case that's not good.

[Glickman]

pick ur poison

truth vs her facing down the end of a boomstick...









well..... actually the last one doesnt sound that bad

[wad04]

ignoring her does not help trust me. If she continues to call me i'll star 69 her and talk to the rents.

[AGDlover]

just say "ok lissen, Your really nice but your really not my type and your makeing me want to kill myself so if you want me to live stop talking to me its the only way"

[RoamingStorm]

ok well if your willing to seek help, talk to your counselor and have her contact this girls parents, but hey, you at least have bragging rights, you cant keep them away, no matter how hard you try..

[CaptaiN_JacK]

Listen, this is going to be really hard for you to do but it's about the last option you have. Next time she calls, totally tell her off. I don't mean the usual "Please stop calling me", I mean "If you call me again I will get a restraining order". Unless you talk to her straight about the problem, she will probably think you are playing hard to get. If someone is egging her on, and it seems HIGHLY likely there is someone feeding her bull, this is the best way to tell her straightforward you don't want anything to do with her.

And then shoot her.

[teufelhunden]

Do speds know what restraining orders are?

[p u r e e v i l]

Do what Muzikman said... date her... get a little sucky sucky.

Look at it this way, with the lights turned out? The moans all sound the same... even if it's because she can't talk... they all mean the same thing.

[Bluestrike_2]

Do speds know what restraining orders are?

He can explain it to her. Also, as already stated, she is probably being egged on.

[Evil1]

Is she hot? I would guess no being your fed up with it. If she is hot, remember, dumb chicks put out most of the time. ;)

[WicKeD_WaYz]

Do what Muzikman said... date her... get a little sucky sucky.

Look at it this way, with the lights turned out? The moans all sound the same... even if it's because she can't talk... they all mean the same thing.


Im with him. It all feels the same bro.

[covadsucks]

She's only doing it to make you feel like a man cuz she needed the money...


Just call her folks and have them make her stop.

[Duzzy]

Just idle curiousity how did someone who is mentally disabled get your phone #, your address, and learn your class schedule? Doesn't sound like any of the "Special Ed" people I've ever known or met...

[wad04]

well maybe shes half special ed bc she sits at the special ed table and she talks funny. but yeah if she calls me today, i'll just totally flip out on her, because i've honestly been to nice to to completly tell her off until now. And no shes not hot. actually she looks a lot like this :tard:

[Thordic]

My friend slept with a retarded girl once. No joke.

[sbpyro]

Listen, this is going to be really hard for you to do but it's about the last option you have. Next time she calls, totally tell her off. I don't mean the usual "Please stop calling me", I mean "If you call me again I will get a restraining order".

Fairly interesting thing bout restraining orders. Unless you have dated the person it is actually quite hard to get one against them. My fiance (prior to us being together) had a problem with a guy who called and called, threaten her grandmother and yelled at her parents. And she could not get a restraining order against him unless she "dated" him. She did go on date with the guy and was able to get a restraining order on him.

So in your case you may be outta luck bit e the bullet go out with her once let her see the "inner you" and maybe she'll be running away from you.

Guess it does pay to be fugly you don't have this problem :)

[Lohman446]

A) Get restraining order
B) Get concealed carry permit
...

But seriously, talk to the girls parents or your school counselor (sp), its sounds like both you and her are the victims of a cruel practical joke. Or... well, she's in love :p

[SCpoloRicker]

My friend slept with a retarded girl once. No joke.

A "friend" you say... :p

[darwin]

There all pink on the inside

[mike19087]

There all pink on the inside
hey man pu*** is pu*** and if shes special ed it just means she has even less of a brain to stop u. GO FOR IT MAN :clap: :clap: :clap:

[wad04]

wow you guys grow a penis, thats flipping gross

[SAW]

hey man pu*** is pu*** and if shes special ed it just means she has even less of a brain to stop u. GO FOR IT MAN :clap: :clap: :clap:
You're so cool!

[MantisMag]

i think this thread is special. :rolleyes:

[trains are bad]

That's what you get for being nice.

Sometimes it's appropriate to be an *** hole.

[wad04]

oh man, so i was at a friends house and apparently she called. she talked to my mom i guess which is probably good bc shes a phsych nurse. haven't asked her about it yet.

[mcdkid]

find a real GF, or if you have a friend thats a girl get her to play the part...well you will owe her a favor one day, but it will be worth it. that should work... unless she goes crazy and the other girl starts loosing fingers.

[wad04]

hahahah funny you say that! I actually tried that. i had a girl friend of mine sit on my lap when she came over. when the stalker came over she just shot me this really mean look and left, but she came back the next day.

[mcdkid]

you need to just go at it on the table...

[billybob_81067]

ignoring her does not help trust me. If she continues to call me i'll 69 her and talk to the rents.

Fixed your post :cool:

[Target Practice]

You are the most pathetic human being alive.

[SpecialBlend2786]

hey man pu*** is pu*** and if shes special ed it just means she has even less of a brain to stop u. GO FOR IT MAN :clap: :clap: :clap:

idiot.

[tropical_fishy]

You are the most pathetic human being alive.

I'm hoping you're using the term "human being" loosely.

[Target Practice]

I'm hoping you're using the term "human being" loosely.

If you're agreeing with me, I'm flattered.

Oh, wait, no I'm not.

[68bird]

tell her u dont like cats only a retard would sleep with a.......... a retard?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

[tropical_fishy]

If you're agreeing with me, I'm flattered.

Oh, wait, no I'm not.

You just happened to have a decent opinion in this case.

[mcdkid]

OK NEW PLAN.... got any guy friends that owe you a favor?

[wad04]

bad news... ok so every tuesday we religiously go to taco tuesday, and i buy 4 hard shells and a tater ole. but anyway thats besides the point, now i get very upset if something disrupts my taco expierence such as my flipping stalker waiting for me at the door i go into after i'm done eating from taco johns. But i did find a weakness in her, i think shes scared of stairs because after i saw her i ran up a flight of stairs and she didn't follow me. gah. there goes my perfect taco tuesday. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[68bird]

if she is special tell her u hate her cuz ur alergic to cats and u think they are stupid and u feed them to ur dog. she will probibly screem and run away

[SCpoloRicker]

http://members.aol.com/playtrekk/misc/cbgspock.gif

[Target Practice]

http://members.aol.com/playtrekk/misc/cbgspock.gif

Yep.

[SpecialBlend2786]

if she is special tell her u hate her cuz ur alergic to cats and u think they are stupid and u feed them to ur dog. she will probibly screem and run away

hahaha wow, first time i read that i was like "Wtf i'm not her...."

then i realized i'm stupid. that is all. :tard:

[wad04]

no phone calls from her today! woot!!

[Glickman]

$10 says in 2 weeks well see a thread saying...



"bored & lonely, anyone wanna be a stalker?"

:clap:

[wad04]

hahahaha.

After i told her off on the phone last night she came up to me at lunch today and said "screw you" and left. i was like whoa!!

[68bird]

why did u give her your number if u dident want her stalking you?

[mcdkid]

he didn't she got it from somebody.

[Eric Cartman]

My friend slept with a retarded girl once. No joke.

How are you gonna come in and drop a bomb like that wothout giving any details?

This thread rocks by the way! Several of the posters are going strait to hell :D :ninja:

[Glickman]

hahahaha.

After i told her off on the phone last night she came up to me at lunch today and said "screw you" and left. i was like whoa!!

and you're sure shes mentally retarded?

those mentally retarded kids ive seen arent able to handle conversations

[wad04]

well i think shes like half retarted, bc for one she looks the part and 2 she partly acts the part. but dang if she can figure out my classes and my phone number, i would say shes on her way to being only half retarted. but i think shes leaving me alone now its day 2 and no alaxandra. yippe!

[matmc89]

one word...Mace

[wad04]

yessss another day with out seeing her.

[Kai]

I've just got to say that I am really proud of AO right now.

I came in here, sights set on telling you to bone her. Then I saw that twenty other people had already beat me to it.

Bravo, AO. Bravo.

[mcdkid]

I've just got to say that I am really proud of AO right now.

I came in here, sights set on telling you to bone her. Then I saw that twenty other people had already beat me to it.

Bravo, AO. Bravo.


makes you feel proud.

[Jakedubbleya]

damn guys dont u know u gotta be nice to retards?

and i bet u totally coulda got some sucky in less than ten minutes. course if she told anybody about it after u broke up... kiddie prison for u.

anybody know the crime for "raping" a retard w/ both parties minors?

what a gross thread

[HarrysSon]

id igore them like i do to other special ed. kids

[bam wannabe]

im going to say 2 words which will solve your problems. and this advice must work... i mean, the crazy white guy in the beginning of jurassic park was yelling it when a female velociraptor was going nuts over his coworker....

"SHOOT HER!!!" :shooting:

[UltimatePaintballer]

i actually think this kid is missing/wanting her if everyday he comes on saying

"Yes, 3rd day of not seeing her!"

soon it will be

"69th day she didn't come too me, she now is going after my best friend and he says she using her mouth hands and feet...... :cry: "

dude man, you lost your chance, besides, she probably wouldn't know the difference in size, or if you sucked, BIG LOSS!

[wad04]

hahaha

[Creative Mayhem]

I've just got to say that I am really proud of AO right now.

I came in here, sights set on telling you to bone her. Then I saw that twenty other people had already beat me to it.

Bravo, AO. Bravo.

Whurred.

[Automaggot68]

I've just got to say that I am really proud of AO right now.

I came in here, sights set on telling you to bone her. Then I saw that twenty other people had already beat me to it.

Bravo, AO. Bravo.
Thus sayeth the lord.

[Alley]

You people mostly frighten me......I mean really...fear. :eek:

[wad04]

she called

NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR STUPID FOUR WHEELERS AND YOUR FLIPPING CATS

[mcdkid]

just tell her you kill cats or something weird. or that your gay.

[wad04]

shes half retarted, she doesn't get it. so i told her i switch phone numbers, in which i told her my friends phone number who she calls zach.

[personman]

I dont know, I think if the next time she started talking about cats, if you said something like

Speaking of cats, I have the funniest story! Alright, the other day I was in the car with my brother (or something like that) and we were driving along, and we see this cat limping along the side of the road. So, we swerved to hit it, but the cat jumped up and hit our windshield and he flew like 50 feet up in the air and I looked in the rearview mirror and saw him hit the ground and it was SOOOOO funny. I was laughing so hard.

Or something to that effect. I think it might make her sick or something.

[RingOfScale]

personman has skills.

the fake phone # switch is good also.

or just start answering the phone "Jake's Jumbo Pizzaria, how many I take your order?"

^^ pretending to be a pizza place actually works, i did it like 5 times in a row to this one friend of mine and they totally didnt get it.

[Glickman]

"yes this is the assisted suicide helpline, how would you like to die today?"

man... need this on so many people's speed-dials





"ok sir, now you are going to insert that pill... yes... um-hum... yep, the black one labeled 'cynide'... yes... right into your rectum.... ok, great you got it? alright, thanks for calling the assisted suicide helpline, please call again"

[tranman]

no alaxandra. yippe!

Well you took the time to learn what her name was. You claimed to not know who she was but now you know her name. Sounds to me like you like the attention. ;) :confused: :D

[wad04]

right because when people tell me their names.... i always forget them?

[psychoreaper_666]

pssst.... over here....... come closer.......... know how to ghet rid of a girl?

TELL HER YOU DONT LIKE HER AND SHE NEEDS TO DIE!

she might cry but it would be worth it.

[PyRo]

Tell her she is fat. That should do it for most high school girls.

[personman]

Tell her she is fat. That should do it for most high school girls.
Unless she mistakes fat for phat..

[GhillieGuy]

My friend slept with a retarded girl once. No joke.
Mine too! I will never let him live that down..

[mcdkid]

Mine too! I will never let him live that down..

try to work that in somehow if you give a speach at his wedding. lol

[dyeguy65]

Shoot her.

Better yet, shoot her cats.

[wad04]

ithink i'm agoing to smother her in her voim

[Linkwarner]

I hate making people mad, or sad for that matter, just see what happens next time she comes up to you, or calls you, just act stupid, like, "How do I know you again?" "Who are you?" and other stuff like that, or just get a girlfriend to kiss you on the cheek.

[baseball1926]

my advice would be to date her...then be a **** to her so she stops liking you. it works. done it before and havent talked to the girl since.
my other advice would be to listen to the people saying she will probably put out if shes retarded.

[wad04]

problem solved. i told her i moved to nebraska.. its all good

[CrimsonTurkey]

Intimidate her. You people are pathetic little wretches.

Grab her by the neck and tell her that the next time you see her she takes one to the nose, the second time she gets two, the third, she gets three... and so on and so forth. You don't even have to actually do it just try and scare her a little bit. Work into conversation a few fights you've been in, real or fake, add a knife into one of them.






Or just bone her

[TMAXXKING1]

easy
do this
write her a love letter and sign it with a made up name ..

so she spends time looking for someone that loves her ...

about a month later after she hasnt found the guy
write another letter .. saying you moved to africa .. or italy

make up something simple ...


and dont listen to the slow kids that post on here ..

you would have to live with your mistake . for the rest of your life ..

just look at the slow kids that posted on here i bet half there parents are sad with the mistake they made ....

i bet on the other side of the screen .the slow poster's
have dad's saying every day they wake up why didnt i pull out ....

[Automaggot68]

easy
do this
write her a love letter and sign it with a made up name ..

so she spends time looking for someone that loves her ...

about a month later after she hasnt found the guy
write another letter .. saying you moved to africa .. or italy

make up something simple ...


and dont listen to the slow kids that post on here ..

you would have to live with your mistake . for the rest of your life ..

just look at the slow kids that posted on here i bet half there parents are sad with the mistake they made ....

i bet on the other side of the screen .the slow poster's
have dad's saying every day they wake up why didnt i pull out ....
QFT

Haha. Dude, Listen to Bruce. He's the man.

[BuyMyMag]

Just be a total jerk to her. Who wants to hang around with a jerk all day? She won't want to talk to you, or be around you.

[wad04]

yeah if she ever calls me again..... but for all she knows i moved to nebraska now.

[onedude36]

If she believes you moved to nebraska, she must be retarded.

[wad04]

ok damnit she called. this was the conversation we had.

her: is wade there?
me: hes in nebraska go away.
her: this is wade isn't it?..... are we still friends?
me: no i don't know you.
her: are you mad at me?
me: i don't know you
her: i have a staff infection
me: *click*

calls back

her: why won't you talk to me?
me: okay, first you're a freshmen, second you're retarted, third i don't like you. never call my house again.
her: *click*

i've been nice long enough

[billybob_81067]

ok damnit she called. this was the conversation we had.

me: i don't know you
her: i have a staff infection
me: *click*

i've been nice long enough

You gave her a staff infection!!! :eek:

[MadPSIence]

drop your draw's and deuce right in front of her in a park or something. she'll never bother you again

[B.A.M.]

ok damnit she called. this was the conversation we had.

her: is wade there?
me: hes in nebraska go away.
her: this is wade isn't it?..... are we still friends?
me: no i don't know you.
her: are you mad at me?
me: i don't know you
her: i have a staff infection
me: *click*

calls back

her: why won't you talk to me?
me: okay, first you're a freshmen, second you're retarted, third i don't like you. never call my house again.
her: *click*

i've been nice long enough
She's pretty quick for being a sped money and to guess that its actually you on the phone.

[personman]

haha best thread ever

[UltimatePaintballer]

she called. this was the conversation we had.



dude you freaking like her, you are holding conversations with her now!

other girls will think it is cute if you go out with a retarded girl, you might not get any from those girls but hell you aren't getting any right now either...

[wanna-b-ballin']

you could arrange a date at some popular restaurant, and tell her you have reservations. say that there is going to be a theme at the restaurant that night and that she has to dress silly.
then dont show up.
and when she calls you because she is so upset, you can play on her favorite topic, cats.
say that you forgot about the date because your cat was dieing and that you kicked it in the head so that it would go quicker. then mention in as much detail as possible about what you did to it next. be creative.


or, you could be nice and say that you dont like her and that she is annoying you.

[Target Practice]

haha best thread ever

more like worst thread ever

[SCpoloRicker]

more like worst thread ever

PUNCH HER IN THE FACE AND YELL AUTO MAGS DOT ORG

[wad04]

hahahaha thats great

[B.A.M.]

more like worst thread ever
maybe the most awsomest worst best thread ever.


PUNCH HER IN THE FACE AND YELL AUTO MAGS DOT ORG
Exactly

[Enraged Monk]

Kill her parents, put them into a blender, make them liquid, make "strawberry" shakes...

She goes home, finds no parents, cries cause no one will make her waffles for dinner...

End of story.

[wad04]

you are a sick man

[Warewolf50]

Kill her parents, put them into a blender, make them liquid, make "strawberry" shakes...

She goes home, finds no parents, cries cause no one will make her waffles for dinner...

End of story.


Better yet offer to take her out for milk shakes and feed her, her parents and then when she eats them start laughing yeliing ehhh u ate your parents.

[wad04]

oh god

what have i done.. you sick sick people

[PyRo]

Show her this thread...
So simple.

[mcdkid]

well this will be hard to do, but you must waste your "i'm dead card".

You only get to fake your death once before things get fishy, and i know you might have been saving this for later, but you have to use it.

i won't ruin my plans by telling them before i "die", but be creative.

[Enraged Monk]

just take about 3 sleeping pills and go on a date with her, order soup, fall asleep in the soup, then when you wake up, say your on herion.....

Speaking of which, herion is NO laughing matter...

BTW, does she love waffles, cause all the retarded people at my school love waffles...

[inerwolf]

you people in here are the bigest group of sicko's i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it makes me so very very very pleased to be one of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wow: :clap: :dance: :D

[wad04]

hey lets make a club

[Wheelman]

I've just got to say that I am really proud of AO right now.

I came in here, sights set on telling you to bone her. Then I saw that twenty other people had already beat me to it.

Bravo, AO. Bravo.

Can I get a big hell yeah from the front row right now!


What grade are you in? Because trust me I say I hope you don't have long to go because they will follow you until the end of your days. Or until schools is over anyway.

[the_gifted_retard]

You all should know that wad is making this up just for some attention. And if he isn't making it up, he likes being stalked by a "retard" because of the attention he is getting at school and on this forum. Plus I doubt she is retarded because retarded people can't talk and probably wouldn't go to the same school as you. Maybe what you're trying to say is that she's really incredibly stupid. There is a difference between stupid and retarded and this girl doesn't seem like retarded if she knows how to use a phone.

[personman]

Plus I doubt she is retarded because retarded people can't talk and probably wouldn't go to the same school as you.
Not true. Ever heard of special ed?

[wad04]

okay coming from the screen name "gifted retard" stfu.

yes she is retarted, she sits with the special ed students. And no i'm not making this up you moron, its a problem.

[wad04]

yeah wow 4 phone calls in a row from her.

told her if she called again **** was going to hit the fan.

[Glickman]

heard it 100 times, but ignore her. seriously, theres no better pay back then sitting down in class looking straight ahead and having he just talk away, not getting anything from it

the reason she keeps calling is cause you keep answering. literally and figuratively. if you dont play victim, she doesnt get anything out of it.


:clap:

[Enraged Monk]

rip out your heart, wont help with your stalker, but it will make AO a much, MUCH better place

[Conversekidz]

I call shens on this thread

[Enraged Monk]

i call shens on you, i see no proof you exist, so therefore you dont.... :tard:

[Conversekidz]

special ed does not equal retarded.

I had several friends in highschool that were "special ed" because they couldn't spell.


This thread is stupid.

Boner her and get it over with.

[Enraged Monk]

how do you boner someone...? Im confused, personally I thought you popped a boner?

:wow: NEW REALIZATION :wow:

[wad04]

alright well i threatend to get a restraining order and call the police. yeah im just ganna ignore her again i guess.

[Enraged Monk]

its her parents fault shes alive, make sure there are no other tardies and eliminate the eggs and sperm..

First you gotta disguise yourself as a retard though... :tard: ...ill poke you with a fork till your eyes look like that

[tony3]

drop your draw's and deuce right in front of her in a park or something. she'll never bother you again

Just dropping his pants in front of her will give her enough reason to never talk to him again.