Paintballers, Have You Ever...?

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

E/X-Mag Owners

relocated your battery? (tank cover, rubber banded it to your barrel, etc.)
shove something into your battery compartment that shouldn't be there?
Taken out your battery and replaced it with an ipod shuffle?
Tried to make your own battery?

Beginners

taped a laser pointer to your barrel and use a rubberband to hold the button down?
taped camo cloth to your marker?
used the terms "bullets, ammo, you're dead!" in a game?
made your own drop forward?
used pringles cans as pods?
made a hopper from a liter of coke?
thought sticking stickers on your marker made it look cool

Pump/Stock Class Players

gotten weird looks when you use an auto trigger really fast?
had someone ask you if a 12gram cartridge was refillable?

Mag users

had a player ask you what kind of gun you use?
been the only player on the field with a mag?
have people complain about the weight of your mag?
have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag?
been complimented on the weight of your mag?
had someone say your mag is quiet?
had your mag mistaken for a shocker?

Rental Users

Had a rental that didnt shoot out more than 1 ball at a time?
Had your hopper stay still on the marker?
Had to NOT recock the marker after cocking it once?
Had a rental that actually worked?
Had goggles that didnt smell?

Autococker Owners

Purchased your cocker just because you liked how the back block moved back and forth?
purchased your autococker just because it looked complicated and cool?
had the back block smack you in the face?
gotten pinched by the back block?
used the velocity cheat accurately?

Shocker Owners

Had your shocker mistaken for a mag?
Had your feedneck break off?

Old Old School Players

thought back on the good ol' days when everyone got along?
missed the times when the game was less physically demanding?
wish you were young enough to whoop everyone's ramping behind?
wondered why it takes more than 4 hits to get someone out and another 3 to make sure he's out?

Woodsball Players

rolled around on the ground to cover your scent?
refused to go to a better bunker because someone told you there was a spider in it?
taken a leak on the playing field?
wondered how on earth those speedballers could afford paint?

Speedball Players

at one point thought speedball was too intense?
not gotten into an arguement?
not cheated?
had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back?
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car?
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar?
tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names?

Everyday Paintball Player

talked on your cell phone while in a game?
ate or drank during a paintball game?
used your barrel as a back scratcher?
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire?
listened to music while in a game?
shot your own teammate on accident and hide?
purposely shot a ref
been bribed with paint to surrender?
shot yourself on accident?
had a teammate shoot you on accident?
been tangled in brush?
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her
bunkered someone without a marker?
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you?
made strange noises on the field?
had your finger stuck in a barrel?
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game?
played paintball using snow forts?
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons?
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands?
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk?

yea... it's late and i'm bored
final question (which was inspired by a teammate and his girlfriend)

If the love of your life and your paintball gun were dangling off the side of a cliff and you could only save one of them... what would you save?
(for those youngens like me that don't really have that commitment yet... then replace "love of your life" with "girl that is a pain in the butt and prevent you from buying that extra case of paint"

[warbeak2099]

I would save the girl and form a chain with her so she could grab the pb gun.

[Maggot6]

Everyday Paintball Player

-talked on your cell phone while in a game; edit-to a person on the other side of the feild?

I have :)

[warbeak2099]

I am now going to drop everything in my life and worship you. That is just intense.

[Enraged Monk]

talked on your cell phone while in a game? - yes
ate or drank during a paintball game? - yes
used your barrel as a back scratcher? - yes
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire?
listened to music while in a game? - yes
shot your own teammate on accident and hide? - yes\/no, i didnt hide, i laughed
purposely shot a ref - yes
been bribed with paint to surrender? - yes
shot yourself on accident? - yes
had a teammate shoot you on accident? - yes
been tangled in brush? - yes
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her - yes
bunkered someone without a marker? - throwing paint is the same right?
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you? - yes/hotel california
made strange noises on the field? - yes
had your finger stuck in a barrel? - yes
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game? - yes
played paintball using snow forts? - yes
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons? - yes
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands? - yes
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk?...she thought it was KY on my workbench for like a month



Purchased your cocker just because you liked how the back block moved back and forth? - yes
had the back block smack you in the face? - yes
gotten pinched by the back block? - yes
used the velocity cheat accurately? - yes(BUT NOT ON A FIELD)

at one point thought speedball was too intense? - NEVA..plus im like the only one who will move on the field, so its like target shooting
not gotten into an arguement? - yeah
not cheated? - neva cheated once in my life
had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back? wanna see the scar
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car? - nope
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar? - i had three welts together that looked like texas after my first day of practice for my team
tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names? does esparigus count (cause thats what i always call the snake)

[JoshK]

E/X-Mag Owners Have never owned an Emag


Beginners

taped a laser pointer to your barrel and use a rubberband to hold the button down?No

taped camo cloth to your marker?No(but I tried to put on burlap)

used the terms "bullets, ammo, you're dead!" in a game?No

made your own drop forward?I bent one that a previous owner of my gun made into a different shape but didn't even think of using it.

used pringles cans as pods?Never even thought of that!

made a hopper from a liter of coke?Nope

thought sticking stickers on your marker made it look coolNo


Pump/Stock Class Players Have never owner one, but am going to get a pump kit for the autococker I'm getting.


Mag users

had a player ask you what kind of gun you use?Yes

been the only player on the field with a mag?No

have people complain about the weight of your mag?No one had the privlage of touching let alone holding my mag.

have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag?No

been complimented on the weight of your mag?No, Look two questions above for the answer.

had someone say your mag is quiet?No

had your mag mistaken for a shocker?Kinda...


Rental Users

Had a rental that didnt shoot out more than 1 ball at a time?No

Had your hopper stay still on the marker?Yes

Had to NOT recock the marker after cocking it once?Don't remember...but I think yes until the tank started losing pressure.

Had a rental that actually worked?Yes

Had goggles that didnt smell?Have never rented goggles.


Autococker Owners

Purchased your cocker just because you liked how the back block moved back and forth?Yes :)

purchased your autococker just because it looked complicated and cool?Deffinatly yes!

had the back block smack you in the face?Nope I realized it goes back and forth :p.

gotten pinched by the back block?No

used the velocity cheat accurately?I didn't even know about that until a few days or so ago...long after I sold my autocockers. I still don't know how to do it.


Shocker Owners Have never owned one.


Old Old School PlayersI don't consider playing for alittle over 2 years "Old School".


Woodsball Players

rolled around on the ground to cover your scent? No, that's silly.

refused to go to a better bunker because someone told you there was a spider in it?No

taken a leak on the playing field?Yes :ninja:

wondered how on earth those speedballers could afford paint?Yes


Speedball Players

at one point thought speedball was too intense?No

not gotten into an arguement?No

not cheated?Yes...but I have had it happen where I got a gun shot and didn't notice it. Expecially with this black evo shell. :mad:

had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back?Never tried a superman dive.

thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car?Not quite yet.

had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar?Uh...

tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names?Nope.


Everyday Paintball Player

talked on your cell phone while in a game?No

ate or drank during a paintball game?No

used your barrel as a back scratcher?Yes :D

taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire?No Haha

listened to music while in a game?No

shot your own teammate on accident and hide?No

purposely shot a refMaybe :ninja:

been bribed with paint to surrender?No

shot yourself on accident?Yes...but it bounced. :p

had a teammate shoot you on accident?No

been tangled in brush?Yes

brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot herAm planning on it. :cheers:

bunkered someone without a marker?Kinda...I had no more paint left.

sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you?HAHA! No...but I have sung, and waved at people on the other team during rec play.

made strange noises on the field?Don't we all?

had your finger stuck in a barrel?Nope...can't say I have.

had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game?No

played paintball using snow forts?No HAHA...never thought about that before. :rolleyes:

made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons?No

convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands?No

had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk?No haha.


yea... it's late and i'm bored
final question (which was inspired by a teammate and his girlfriend)

If the love of your life and your paintball gun were dangling off the side of a cliff and you could only save one of them... what would you save? The girl of course. New paintball guns can be bought (plus my current gun is a stingray II)

(for those youngens like me that don't really have that commitment yet... then replace "love of your life" with "girl that is a pain in the butt and prevent you from buying that extra case of paint"

Answers in bold. :)

[gortman44]

E/X-Mag Owners

relocated your battery? (tank cover, rubber banded it to your barrel, etc.)
shove something into your battery compartment that shouldn't be there?
Taken out your battery and replaced it with an ipod shuffle?
Tried to make your own battery?

Beginners

taped a laser pointer to your barrel and use a rubberband to hold the button down?
taped camo cloth to your marker?
used the terms "bullets, ammo, you're dead!" in a game?
made your own drop forward?
used pringles cans as pods?
made a hopper from a liter of coke?
thought sticking stickers on your marker made it look cool

Pump/Stock Class Players

gotten weird looks when you use an auto trigger really fast?
had someone ask you if a 12gram cartridge was refillable?
I watched some guy walk up to this lady, who was working the air, and asked her if she could fill 12 grams. She had this look of :confused: . I started laughing so hard

Mag users

had a player ask you what kind of gun you use?
Everytime
been the only player on the field with a mag?
only twice have i not been, and that is 10 years of playing, ok more like 4 times
have people complain about the weight of your mag?
yes , that is why it is the lightest gun i have ever heald now ;)
have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag?
been complimented on the weight of your mag?
had someone say your mag is quiet?
had your mag mistaken for a shocker?
You mean to tell me that it is not a shocker :confused: :p ;)

Rental Users

Had a rental that didnt shoot out more than 1 ball at a time?
Had your hopper stay still on the marker?
Had to NOT recock the marker after cocking it once?
Had a rental that actually worked?
Had goggles that didnt smell?

Autococker Owners

Purchased your cocker just because you liked how the back block moved back and forth?
purchased your autococker just because it looked complicated and cool?
had the back block smack you in the face?
gotten pinched by the back block?
used the velocity cheat accurately?

Shocker Owners

Had your shocker mistaken for a mag?
Had your feedneck break off?

Old Old School Players

thought back on the good ol' days when everyone got along?
missed the times when the game was less physically demanding?
wish you were young enough to whoop everyone's ramping behind?
wondered why it takes more than 4 hits to get someone out and another 3 to make sure he's out?

Woodsball Players

rolled around on the ground to cover your scent?
refused to go to a better bunker because someone told you there was a spider in it?
taken a leak on the playing field?
wondered how on earth those speedballers could afford paint?

Speedball Players

at one point thought speedball was too intense?
not gotten into an arguement?
not cheated?
had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back?
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car?
Yeah, i almost got so sick as to go home, thinking about it. That was weird
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar?
yep my first of those was on my neck, when i finally got the courage to make a attempt to get with this one supper hot chick at my school
tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names?
no but that is a good one

Everyday Paintball Player

talked on your cell phone while in a game?
ate or drank during a paintball game?
used your barrel as a back scratcher?
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire?
listened to music while in a game?
shot your own teammate on accident and hide?
Yeah, cause i was scared how fast he was shooting and didnt know it was him so just popped out shooting. then was like woops. He didnt even look back at me either. just had this :confused: look and walked off the feild
purposely shot a ref
been bribed with paint to surrender?
shot yourself on accident?
had a teammate shoot you on accident?
you mean you call those accidents :eek:
been tangled in brush?
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her
bunkered someone without a marker?
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you?
made strange noises on the field?
had your finger stuck in a barrel?
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game?
God i hate it when that happens. no really
played paintball using snow forts?
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons?
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands?
all time classic in junior high, that long time ago.
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk?

yea... it's late and i'm bored
final question (which was inspired by a teammate and his girlfriend)

If the love of your life and your paintball gun were dangling off the side of a cliff and you could only save one of them... what would you save?
Dang since the love of my life just cheated on me , that is a hard question..... But i would still say her :spit_take . I know im dumb, but I would only do it so i could be like :cuss:
(for those youngens like me that don't really have that commitment yet... then replace "love of your life" with "girl that is a pain in the butt and prevent you from buying that extra case of paint"


WOW

[cdacda13]

Beginners

taped a laser pointer to your barrel and use a rubberband to hold the button down?No
taped camo cloth to your marker?No
used the terms "bullets, ammo, you're dead!" in a game? No
made your own drop forward?No
used pringles cans as pods?Now thats an idea
made a hopper from a liter of coke? nope
thought sticking stickers on your marker made it look cool If you see stickiers on my gun, kill me.

Pump/Stock Class Players- Ones coming shortly.

Mag users

had a player ask you what kind of gun you use?- Many times
been the only player on the field with a mag? Many Times
have people complain about the weight of your mag?- Only females
have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag? Yes
been complimented on the weight of your mag? Pay attenion much?
had someone say your mag is quiet? No
had your mag mistaken for a shocker? Yes, and its was an old 68 classic


Woodsball Players- ONly played a couple of games.

rolled around on the ground to cover your scent? No
refused to go to a better bunker because someone told you there was a spider in it? No
taken a leak on the playing field? Yes
wondered how on earth those speedballers could afford paint? No

Speedball Players

at one point thought speedball was too intense? Nope
not gotten into an arguement? Nope
not cheated? Yes
had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back? One elbow, and 2 revy shells will tell you that story.
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car?- Now I am.
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar? 50 welts was the record on my body.
tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names?No

Everyday Paintball Player

talked on your cell phone while in a game? Yes
ate or drank during a paintball game?Yes
used your barrel as a back scratcher?Yes
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire?no
listened to music while in a game?Yes
shot your own teammate on accident and hide?Shot them, yes, hide, no.
purposely shot a ref- He wasn't paying attenion, I did him a favor.
been bribed with paint to surrender? No
shot yourself on accident? Many times
had a teammate shoot you on accident? Yes
been tangled in brush?Nope
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her- still looking for the right one
bunkered someone without a marker? I did it without a working marker
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you? Yea, it was a x-mas song, forget which one though/
made strange noises on the field? Yup
had your finger stuck in a barrel? Nope
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game? Yes
played paintball using snow forts? Ill remember that one.
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons? Nope
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands? Yup
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk? nope

yea... it's late and i'm bored
final question (which was inspired by a teammate and his girlfriend)

If the love of your life and your paintball gun were dangling off the side of a cliff and you could only save one of them... what would you save?- No comment :ninja:

(for those youngens like me that don't really have that commitment yet... then replace "love of your life" with "girl that is a pain in the butt and prevent you from buying that extra case of paint"

I got lazy with the colors.

[buzzboy]

Here goes

E/X-Mag Owners
When I was a Beginner

taped a laser pointer to your barrel and use a rubberband to hold the button down? No
taped camo cloth to your marker? Not tape I actually sewed it on
used the terms "bullets, ammo, you're dead!" in a game? No
made your own drop forward? No
used pringles cans as pods? No. I don't even use pods
made a hopper from a liter of coke? No
thought sticking stickers on your marker made it look cool No

Woodsball Players

rolled around on the ground to cover your scent? No
refused to go to a better bunker because someone told you there was a spider in it? Yes
taken a leak on the playing field? Who hasn't
wondered how on earth those speedballers could afford paint? But of course

Everyday Paintball Player

talked on your cell phone while in a game? Between games
ate or drank during a paintball game? Yes
used your barrel as a back scratcher? No
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire? No
listened to music while in a game? No
shot your own teammate on accident and hide? Almost
purposely shot a ref No refs
been bribed with paint to surrender? Just about
shot yourself on accident? Again who hasn't
had a teammate shoot you on accident? Yes but we were walking and his trigger caught on his clothes
been tangled in brush? Yes
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her No girlfriend/wife to shoot
bunkered someone without a marker? No
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you? Yes
made strange noises on the field? Yes
had your finger stuck in a barrel? Somebody I know did to keep the sand out of it. He shot himself
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game? No
played paintball using snow forts? No
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons? No
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands? No. Most of my friends play
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk? No girlfriend

If the love of your life and your paintball gun were dangling off the side of a cliff and you could only save one of them... what would you save? Yes I'm a youngen but if I did have a wife or girlfriend I would save her and have her help save my gun.


EDIT: Forgot to say. Someone shooting a VL gun called my Pro/Carbine with an unported barrel quiet.

[sbpyro]

E/X-Mag Owners

If the love of your life and your paintball gun were dangling off the side of a cliff and you could only save one of them... what would you save?

(for those youngens like me that don't really have that commitment yet... then replace "love of your life" with "girl that is a pain in the butt and prevent you from buying that extra case of paint"

The girl since my mag would survive the fall.

Love of life and girl that is a pain in the behind etc etc are usually the one and the same.

[BuyMyMag]

[QUOTE=SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

Beginners

taped a laser pointer to your barrel and use a rubberband to hold the button down? - NO
taped camo cloth to your marker? - YES
used the terms "bullets, ammo, you're dead!" in a game? - YES
made your own drop forward? - NO
used pringles cans as pods? - NO LOL
made a hopper from a liter of coke? - NO
thought sticking stickers on your marker made it look cool - YES


Mag users

had a player ask you what kind of gun you use? - YES
been the only player on the field with a mag? - YES
have people complain about the weight of your mag? -NO
have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag? - NO
been complimented on the weight of your mag? - NO
had someone say your mag is quiet? -NO
had your mag mistaken for a shocker? - NO


Autococker Owners

Purchased your cocker just because you liked how the back block moved back and forth? -NO
purchased your autococker just because it looked complicated and cool? - MMAAYYYBBEEE
had the back block smack you in the face? - NOT YET
gotten pinched by the back block? - YES!
used the velocity cheat accurately? - NO

Shocker Owners

Had your shocker mistaken for a mag? -NO
Had your feedneck break off? - YES ON THE OLD 4x4 SPORT


Speedball Players

at one point thought speedball was too intense? - NO
not gotten into an arguement? - NOT YET
not cheated? - Is ramping cheating? :]
had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back? - NO, BACK PLAYER
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car? - Sadly, YES
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar? - YES
tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names? -NO LOL

Everyday Paintball Player

talked on your cell phone while in a game?- NO
ate or drank during a paintball game? - NO
used your barrel as a back scratcher? - NO
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire? - NO
listened to music while in a game? - NO
shot your own teammate on accident and hide? - YES
purposely shot a ref - NOT "PUPOSELY"
been bribed with paint to surrender? - NO
shot yourself on accident? - YES
had a teammate shoot you on accident? - YES
been tangled in brush? -NO
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her -NAH
bunkered someone without a marker? - YES!
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you? - NOT YET
made strange noises on the field? - NO LOL
had your finger stuck in a barrel? - KINDA
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game? - LOL! NO
played paintball using snow forts? - NO, LIVE IN TEXAS :tard:
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons? -NO SNOW HERE
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands? - NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk? - HAHA ONLY MY MOM



I answered the categories that involved me....

[AGDlover]

:shooting:
E/X-Mag Owners

relocated your battery? (tank cover, rubber banded it to your barrel, etc.) THATS UGLY!!!
shove something into your battery compartment that shouldn't be there? ...no i dont even want to know where you got this one...

Taken out your battery and replaced it with an ipod shuffle? I'm too poor to afford an IPOD
Tried to make your own battery? nope

Mag users

had a player ask you what kind of gun you use? yup
been the only player on the field with a mag? lol lots of times
have people complain about the weight of your mag? lots
have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag? hmmm maybe once
been complimented on the weight of your mag? hmm good question
had someone say your mag is quiet? ya a lot of ppl do
had your mag mistaken for a shocker? lol ya

Speedball Players

at one point thought speedball was too intense? nope
not gotten into an arguement? yup
not cheated? not once
had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back?oh ya
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car? nope
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar? nope
tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names? ...wtf

Everyday Paintball Player

talked on your cell phone while in a game? lol ya it was funny
ate or drank during a paintball game? yup
used your barrel as a back scratcher? no but good idea
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire? nope
listened to music while in a game? yup
shot your own teammate on accident and hide? i didnt hide i didnt know if i did untill he showed me the inside of his mask :eek:

purposely shot a ref yup CPX refs suck
been bribed with paint to surrender? nope
shot yourself on accident? lol who hasnt
had a teammate shoot you on accident? yup
been tangled in brush? yup
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her nope
bunkered someone without a marker? yup
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you? lol I've sung but never had some one on the other team with me

made strange noises on the field? what kind of strange noises... :ninja:
had your finger stuck in a barrel? nope
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game? yup
played paintball using snow forts? ya that was fun
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons?nope
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands? lol yup did it to my lil cuz
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk? lol yup


good quiz lol

[CJ55]

[QUOTE=SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]E/X-Mag Owners

relocated your battery? (tank cover, rubber banded it to your barrel, etc.)-No
shove something into your battery compartment that shouldn't be there?-NO
Taken out your battery and replaced it with an ipod shuffle?No
Tried to make your own battery?No

Mag users

had a player ask you what kind of gun you use?Yes
been the only player on the field with a mag?Yes
have people complain about the weight of your mag?Yes
have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag?Yes
been complimented on the weight of your mag?No
had someone say your mag is quiet?No
had your mag mistaken for a shocker?Yes

Shocker Owners

Had your shocker mistaken for a mag?Yes
Had your feedneck break off?No


wondered why it takes more than 4 hits to get someone out and another 3 to make sure he's out? This one is a Great Question, Yes

Speedball Players

at one point thought speedball was too intense?No
not gotten into an arguement?No lots
not cheated?Never cheat.
had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back?No
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car?Yes
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar?No
tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names?No

Everyday Paintball Player

talked on your cell phone while in a game?No
ate or drank during a paintball game?No
used your barrel as a back scratcher?Yes
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire?No
listened to music while in a game?Yes
shot your own teammate on accident and hide?No
purposely shot a ref?Yes
been bribed with paint to surrender?No
shot yourself on accident?No
had a teammate shoot you on accident?No
been tangled in brush?Yes
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her?Yes me Ex
bunkered someone without a marker?Yes
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you?No but will try
made strange noises on the field?Yes
had your finger stuck in a barrel?No
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game?No
played paintball using snow forts?No
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons?No
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands?YES great trick
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk?No

yea... it's late and i'm bored
final question (which was inspired by a teammate and his girlfriend)

If the love of your life and your paintball gun were dangling off the side of a cliff and you could only save one of them... what would you save?Love of Life and make her buy my next marker.

[Arstron]

Mag users

had a player ask you what kind of gun you use? everytime I play
been the only player on the field with a mag? everytime I play
have people complain about the weight of your mag? [color=blue]No
have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag? No
been complimented on the weight of your mag? yes
had someone say your mag is quiet? yes
had your mag mistaken for a shocker? yes

Woodsball Players

rolled around on the ground to cover your scent? No
refused to go to a better bunker because someone told you there was a spider in it? No
taken a leak on the playing field? yes
wondered how on earth those speedballers could afford paint? No

Speedball Players

at one point thought speedball was too intense? No
not gotten into an arguement? No
not cheated? yes
had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back? No
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car? not bought a car, but thought about it fixing up my colorado :D
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar? yes
tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names? No

Everyday Paintball Player

talked on your cell phone while in a game? No
ate or drank during a paintball game? No
used your barrel as a back scratcher? yes
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire? No
listened to music while in a game? No
shot your own teammate on accident and hide? No
purposely shot a ref No
been bribed with paint to surrender? No
shot yourself on accident? No
had a teammate shoot you on accident? yes
been tangled in brush? yes
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her yes
bunkered someone without a marker? No
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you? No
made strange noises on the field? yes
had your finger stuck in a barrel? No
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game? No
played paintball using snow forts? No
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons? No
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands? No
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk? No

yea... it's late and i'm bored
final question (which was inspired by a teammate and his girlfriend)

If the love of your life and your paintball gun were dangling off the side of a cliff and you could only save one of them... what would you save?
(for those youngens like me that don't really have that commitment yet... then replace "love of your life" with "girl that is a pain in the butt and prevent you from buying that extra case of paint" thats the easiest question of all, for either mag or autococker, id choose the gun, for the spyder... well I would end up thinking to long about it and probly lose them both. :D

[BD_Paintball]

Woodsball Players

rolled around on the ground to cover your scent? No
refused to go to a better bunker because someone told you there was a spider in it? No
taken a leak on the playing field? yes
wondered how on earth those speedballers could afford paint? No

Speedball Players

at one point thought speedball was too intense? No
not gotten into an arguement? No
not cheated? yes
had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back? No
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car? yes
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar? yes
tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names? No, but we had some interesting names for them

Everyday Paintball Player

talked on your cell phone while in a game? No
ate or drank during a paintball game? yes
used your barrel as a back scratcher? no
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire? No
listened to music while in a game? No
shot your own teammate on accident and hide? i dot him, but i ment to
purposely shot a ref? yes, he was one of our friends brothers
been bribed with paint to surrender? No
shot yourself on accident? No
had a teammate shoot you on accident? yes, many noobs shoot me and dont know im on the same team untili yell at them the next game
been tangled in brush? yes
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her? no
bunkered someone without a marker? No, but my brother did it to someone who was shooting at me
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you? yes
made strange noises on the field? yes
had your finger stuck in a barrel? No
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game? yes
played paintball using snow forts? No
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons? No
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands? No
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk? No

[wanna-b-ballin']

Beginners
taped camo cloth to your marker? I BUILT A CAMO OUTFIT. KINDA LIKE A SHIRT.
made your own drop forward? YES, BUT IT WAS TOO FLIMSY. MY TANK HAD SUSPENSION
used pringles cans as pods? THOUGHT ABOUT IT

Pump/Stock Class Players
gotten weird looks when you use an auto trigger really fast? YES, I CRONOED IT, AND HIT 5 BPS

Mag users
had a player ask you what kind of gun you use? EVERY TIME I PLAY
been the only player on the field with a mag? FREQUENTLY
been complimented on the weight of your mag? YES. I DUNNO WHY, ITS ALL STAINLESS STEEL
had someone say your mag is quiet? ALL THE TIME
had your mag mistaken for a shocker? YEP

Rental Users
Had a rental that actually worked? YEP. BOTH TIMES. THE TIPPY WAS THE STRAIGHTEST, MOST ACCURATE GUN I EVER SHOT. I WAS SUPRISED. THAT GUN WAS AN EXCEPTION TO ALL OTHERS.
Had goggles that didnt smell? NO

Old Old School Players
wondered why it takes more than 4 hits to get someone out and another 3 to make sure he's out? I HAVENT PLAYED FOR LONG, 3 YEARS, AND I STILL DONT KNOW WHY.

Woodsball Players
rolled around on the ground to cover your scent? NO
refused to go to a better bunker because someone told you there was a spider in it? YES. :(
taken a leak on the playing field? YES

Speedball Players
at one point thought speedball was too intense? WHEN I WAS NEW
not gotten into an arguement? I'V BEEN IN A FEW
not cheated? NEVER CHEATED
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car? ALL THE TIME, BUT PAINTBALL IS BETTER THAN A CAR.
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar? NO, BUT I GOT SHOT IN THE NIPPLE, AND BOTH NIPPLES WERE VERY DIFFERENT COLORS. IT WAS AWSOME.

Everyday Paintball Player
shot your own teammate on accident and hide? YEP. A SNAPSHOT GONE BAD.
purposely shot a ref YEP, HE WAS A DOUCHE
been bribed with paint to surrender? NO, BUT I HAVE BEEN SURRENDERED BY SOMEONE WITH NO PAINT.
shot yourself on accident? NOPE. IT WAS ON PURPOSE.
had a teammate shoot you on accident? YES. AND IT HURT BAD. 3-SHOT BURST POINT BLANK TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE
been tangled in brush? YEP
bunkered someone without a marker? WHAT ABOUT WITH A POS MARKER?
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you? YEAH. IT WAS FUNNY
made strange noises on the field? EVERY TIME I GO
had your finger stuck in a barrel? UNFORTUNATELY, YES
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game? TACKLED BY AN OPPOSING PLAYER AND THEY FLEW OFF.
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands? ALMOST
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk? MY MOM

yea... it's late and i'm bored ACTUALLY I FOUND THIS THING TO BE PRETTY COOL.

[VFX_Fenix]

E/X-Mag Owners

relocated your battery? (tank cover, rubber banded it to your barrel, etc.) No
shove something into your battery compartment that shouldn't be there? No
Taken out your battery and replaced it with an ipod shuffle? Wha???
Tried to make your own battery? Umm.... maybe....

Beginners

taped a laser pointer to your barrel and use a rubberband to hold the button down? Thought about it
taped camo cloth to your marker? Nevah
used the terms "bullets, ammo, you're dead!" in a game? Ammo is such a generic term though...
made your own drop forward? no
used pringles cans as pods? Once you pop you can't stop
made a hopper from a liter of coke? Dire emergencies call for drastic measures
thought sticking stickers on your marker made it look cool No

Mag users

had a player ask you what kind of gun you use? Only on weekends
been the only player on the field with a mag? Always
have people complain about the weight of your mag? It's an E-Mag of course
have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag? Nope
been complimented on the weight of your mag? If by "weight" you mean ballance, then yes
had someone say your mag is quiet? Occationally
had your mag mistaken for a shocker? Haven't had this one yet

Autococker Owners

Purchased your cocker just because you liked how the back block moved back and forth? No
purchased your autococker just because it looked complicated and cool? Cool, maybe
had the back block smack you in the face? Even with a beaver tail no less
gotten pinched by the back block? Hasn't everyone been bitten by their Cocker?
used the velocity cheat accurately? The what?

Old Old School Players

thought back on the good ol' days when everyone got along? I miss them dearly
missed the times when the game was less physically demanding? I don't remember those days... you must be talking like pre 1995
wish you were young enough to whoop everyone's ramping behind? Ummm... word?
wondered why it takes more than 4 hits to get someone out and another 3 to make sure he's out? Yeah, what's up with that?

Woodsball Players

rolled around on the ground to cover your scent? No, that's just silly, everyone knows you bathe in the blood of virgins to do that!
refused to go to a better bunker because someone told you there was a spider in it? HOw about after I found out there was a Spider in it?
taken a leak on the playing field? No, at least not durring a game
wondered how on earth those speedballers could afford paint? I don't wonder anymore, my bank account complains everytime I buy paint

Speedball Players

at one point thought speedball was too intense? While being bonus balled from the time I left my bunker until well after I was in the dead box... yes.
not gotten into an arguement? I've argued with Refs after games, but not with other players, when the game is on, the ref's call is law
not cheated? Intentionally, no, I was nailed actually for playing on with a hit that I dind't think broke though and the situation didn't give time to propperly check.
had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back? I don't dive....
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car? Umm... not until you mentioned it...
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar? I maintain that I was in an intense practice at the field and not doing other things...
tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names? Do logging refferences count?

Everyday Paintball Player

talked on your cell phone while in a game? Didn't I see this on a sit-com once? and Yes.
ate or drank during a paintball game? Nah
used your barrel as a back scratcher? Hey, that's a good idea
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire? No, not a campfire anyway...
listened to music while in a game? The field I worked at used to blast music on Field 1
shot your own teammate on accident and hide? On accident, yes, hide, no.
purposely shot a ref Only because he wasn't paying attention
been bribed with paint to surrender? people do this?
shot yourself on accident? My first time out with my bandnew Bushmaster 2000
had a teammate shoot you on accident? Yes.... curse you Storm
been tangled in brush? Yeah... "The Jungle" sucked
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her No comment
bunkered someone without a marker? Does a slingshot count?
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you? No
made strange noises on the field? Yes...
had your finger stuck in a barrel? No
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game? This happens to people that aren't renting?
played paintball using snow forts? Yes, it was cool
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons? Brilliant!!!
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands? Only once... and it was funny when they ate it
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk? Having a lady who's been around guns most of her life... not really

yea... it's late and i'm bored
final question (which was inspired by a teammate and his girlfriend)

If the love of your life and your paintball gun were dangling off the side of a cliff and you could only save one of them... what would you save? Umm... I'd save my girl, because... well I shoot an Automag... of course it'll survive the fall!!!
(for those youngens like me that don't really have that commitment yet... then replace "love of your life" with "girl that is a pain in the butt and prevent you from buying that extra case of paint"

:ninja:

[barrel break]

E/X-Mag Owners

relocated your battery? (tank cover, rubber banded it to your barrel, etc.)
shove something into your battery compartment that shouldn't be there?
Taken out your battery and replaced it with an ipod shuffle?
Tried to make your own battery?

Beginners

taped a laser pointer to your barrel and use a rubberband to hold the button down?
taped camo cloth to your marker? Yes
used the terms "bullets, ammo, you're dead!" in a game? Yes
made your own drop forward?
used pringles cans as pods?
made a hopper from a liter of coke?
thought sticking stickers on your marker made it look cool Yes

Pump/Stock Class Players

gotten weird looks when you use an auto trigger really fast?
had someone ask you if a 12gram cartridge was refillable?

Mag users

had a player ask you what kind of gun you use?
been the only player on the field with a mag?
have people complain about the weight of your mag?
have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag?
been complimented on the weight of your mag?
had someone say your mag is quiet?
had your mag mistaken for a shocker?

Rental Users

Had a rental that didnt shoot out more than 1 ball at a time?
Had your hopper stay still on the marker?
Had to NOT recock the marker after cocking it once?
Had a rental that actually worked?
Had goggles that didnt smell?

Autococker Owners

Purchased your cocker just because you liked how the back block moved back and forth? Yes
purchased your autococker just because it looked complicated and cool? Yes
had the back block smack you in the face?
gotten pinched by the back block? Yes
used the velocity cheat accurately?

Shocker Owners

Had your shocker mistaken for a mag?
Had your feedneck break off?

Old Old School Players

thought back on the good ol' days when everyone got along?
missed the times when the game was less physically demanding?
wish you were young enough to whoop everyone's ramping behind?
wondered why it takes more than 4 hits to get someone out and another 3 to make sure he's out?

Woodsball Players

rolled around on the ground to cover your scent?
refused to go to a better bunker because someone told you there was a spider in it?
taken a leak on the playing field? Yes
wondered how on earth those speedballers could afford paint? Yes

Speedball Players

at one point thought speedball was too intense?
not gotten into an arguement?
not cheated?
had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back? Yes
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car?
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar? Yes
tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names?

Everyday Paintball Player

talked on your cell phone while in a game?
ate or drank during a paintball game? Yes
used your barrel as a back scratcher?
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire?
listened to music while in a game? Yes
shot your own teammate on accident and hide? Yes
purposely shot a ref
been bribed with paint to surrender? Yes
shot yourself on accident? Yes
had a teammate shoot you on accident? Yes
been tangled in brush? Yes
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her
bunkered someone without a marker? Yes
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you? Yes
made strange noises on the field? Yes
had your finger stuck in a barrel? Yes
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game?
played paintball using snow forts?
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons?
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands?
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk?

yea... it's late and i'm bored
final question (which was inspired by a teammate and his girlfriend)

If the love of your life and your paintball gun were dangling off the side of a cliff and you could only save one of them... what would you save?
(for those youngens like me that don't really have that commitment yet... then replace "love of your life" with "girl that is a pain in the butt and prevent you from buying that extra case of paint"

See above

[refugee]

Beginners

taped a laser pointer to your barrel and use a rubberband to hold the button down? no
taped camo cloth to your marker? no
used the terms "bullets, ammo, you're dead!" in a game? no
made your own drop forward? yes
used pringles cans as pods? No but I have used a canteen
made a hopper from a liter of coke? yes
thought sticking stickers on your marker made it look cool no


Mag users

had a player ask you what kind of gun you use? Yes
been the only player on the field with a mag? Yes
have people complain about the weight of your mag? Yes
have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag? no
been complimented on the weight of your mag? Not yet
had someone say your mag is quiet? yes
had your mag mistaken for a shocker? not yet


Autococker Owners

Purchased your cocker just because you liked how the back block moved back and forth? Yes
purchased your autococker just because it looked complicated and cool? yes
had the back block smack you in the face? no
gotten pinched by the back block? no
used the velocity cheat accurately? never tryed


Old Old School Players

thought back on the good ol' days when everyone got along? yes
missed the times when the game was less physically demanding? no
wish you were young enough to whoop everyone's ramping behind? yes
wondered why it takes more than 4 hits to get someone out and another 3 to make sure yes he's out? yes

Woodsball Players

rolled around on the ground to cover your scent?
refused to go to a better bunker because someone told you there was a spider in it? whatteva ya say pal
taken a leak on the playing field? Of corse
wondered how on earth those speedballers could afford paint? yah


Everyday Paintball Player

talked on your cell phone while in a game? Nope
ate or drank during a paintball game? Yep
used your barrel as a back scratcher? Nope
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire? Yep
listened to music while in a game? Nope
shot your own teammate on accident and hide? No but I have accidently bunkered a teammate, cant hide affter that.
purposely shot a ref Guilty as charged
been bribed with paint to surrender? Nope
shot yourself on accident? Yep
had a teammate shoot you on accident? Ofcorse
been tangled in brush? You know it
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her Nope
bunkered someone without a marker? Who me or the guy Im bunkering?
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you? Nope
made strange noises on the field? Always
had your finger stuck in a barrel? Nope
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game? Nope seen it a bunch thowe
played paintball using snow forts? Yep
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons? no
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands? :) Yep
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk? no

yea... it's late and i'm bored
final question (which was inspired by a teammate and his girlfriend)

If the love of your life and your paintball gun were dangling off the side of a cliff and you could only save one of them... what would you save? Thats a hard one.
(for those youngens like me that don't really have that commitment yet... then replace "love of your life" with "girl that is a pain in the butt and prevent you from buying that extra case of paint"


Good survey some one should graph the results :D

[WARPED1]

Shocker Owners

Had your shocker mistaken for a mag?
Had your feedneck break off?


No.
No.

[SpitFire1299]

E/X-Mag Owners
none of these...
Beginners
none of these...

Mag users

had a player ask you what kind of gun you use?No.. i would kick there ***
been the only player on the field with a mag?Sometimes..
have people complain about the weight of your mag?Eek! never
have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag?never..
been complimented on the weight of your mag?Yes.
had someone say your mag is quiet?Lots and Lots of times.
had your mag mistaken for a shocker?not a shocker, but an angel once, lmao

Rental Users
Autococker Owners
Shocker Owners
Old Old School Players
Woodsball Players
none of these...

Speedball Players

at one point thought speedball was too intense?
not gotten into an arguement?
not cheated?yes... yes... and......... yes
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar?yes

Everyday Paintball Player

ate or drank during a paintball game?yeah.. i had to relax.
used your barrel as a back scratcher?lol.. yes.
shot yourself on accident?Yeah.. a couple times.
been tangled in brush?Yeah, and got shot at by like 10 people.
bunkered someone without a marker?Ive done that like 30 times..
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you?
made strange noises on the field?Of course.. who doesnt??
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game?Yes.. and then i got hit in the face.
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk?no.. no one would be that stupid :rofl:
If the love of your life and your paintball gun were dangling off the side of a cliff and you could only save one of them... what would you save?
Hah.. im not that greedy. I would take my girlfriend.



This was actually pretty fun answering, thanks! :cheers:

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

it's an interesting way to kill time :)

[ojhspyro89]

First drop i made i made on a mill out of a square stock of aluminum.....lol

I like shooting refs.

I am WAY to lazy to do that hole thing.

[atm743]

well for the mag questions.

yes people say that my mag shoots quietly

lots of people whine about the battery being there and being heavy (e-mag)

[The Action Figure]

mag owners

had a player ask you what kind of gun you use?
been the only player on the field with a mag?
have people complain about the weight of your mag?
have been accused of shooting hot because you use a mag?
been complimented on the weight of your mag?
had someone say your mag is quiet?
had your mag mistaken for a shocker?

all of them

Autococker Owners

Purchased your cocker just because you liked how the back block moved back and forth?
purchased your autococker just because it looked complicated and cool?
had the back block smack you in the face?
gotten pinched by the back block?
used the velocity cheat accurately?

all but the last

Woodsball Players

rolled around on the ground to cover your scent?
refused to go to a better bunker because someone told you there was a spider in it?
taken a leak on the playing field?
wondered how on earth those speedballers could afford paint?

all of these

Speedball Players

at one point thought speedball was too intense?
not gotten into an arguement?
not cheated?
had a superman dive go terribly wrong for your back?
thought about how the money you spent on paint could have bought you a car?
had a bunch of welts on your body that looked awkwardly familiar?
tried to stand out from other teams by using vegitables as bunker code names?

all but 2, 3, and the last

Everyday Paintball Player

talked on your cell phone while in a game?
ate or drank during a paintball game?
used your barrel as a back scratcher?
taken wood from a bunker to start a campfire?
listened to music while in a game?
shot your own teammate on accident and hide?
purposely shot a ref
been bribed with paint to surrender?
shot yourself on accident?
had a teammate shoot you on accident?
been tangled in brush?
brought your girlfriend/wife paintballing just to shoot her
bunkered someone without a marker?
sang a song on the field and have an opposing player sing along with you?
made strange noises on the field?
had your finger stuck in a barrel?
had your goggles fly off your head in the middle of a game?
played paintball using snow forts?
made a snowman and use paintballs for his face and buttons?
convinced your friends that it was really a gumball in their hands?
had your girlfriend wonder why you had lube sitting on your desk?

all but 4, 8, 18, 19, and the last