RaV3n_Pa1ntba||
12-08-2001, 12:25 AM
Mommy tells little jimmy to go sit on santas lap.
Santa: Now Jimmy what do you want for christmas
Jimmy: A superbolt
Santa: huh? what the fu....i mean whats a super bolt jimmy
Jimmy: The best bolt for an automag, it makes it lighter, less kick, less paint breakage its like you died and went to heaven.
Santa: i dont think i can get you that, wouldnt you rather have a puppy
Jimmy: No
Santa: yes
Jimmy:Now
Santa:yes
Jimmy:yes
Santa: No
Jimmy: Hahahah i got you now you have to get me it or else ill tell mommy you malested me.
Santa: ***grabs kid by Throat*** Listen up here kid, i am in no mood for you shim sham now say you want a god damn puppy and get off my lap before i throw you off
Jimmy: Hey who you think your talking to...i dont want no friggin PUPPY i wanna SUPERBOLT FROM AIR GUN DESIGNS NOW!!!!!!!!
Santa: ***Nudges Jimmy off***
***jimmy walks back to mom***
Jimmy: You will regret this (slowly fades off)
The day before christmas jimmy had an idea. He went downstairs and gassed up his mag, picked out green and red paint only and waited on the roof with a pillo, hand warmer, and his backup tank.
Jimmy dazes off until he hears a hohohoh!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS and bells jingling. He says hey you, (SANTA) HUh???? what??? how ??? he see me???? oh shhhiii.....(fades off)
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANG.
Jimmy: HEY SANTA, I JUST LIT YO UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!
----THE END---
cmon man give me some credit here it was 2:00 am i was boored and couldnt go to sleep :)
Santa: Now Jimmy what do you want for christmas
Jimmy: A superbolt
Santa: huh? what the fu....i mean whats a super bolt jimmy
Jimmy: The best bolt for an automag, it makes it lighter, less kick, less paint breakage its like you died and went to heaven.
Santa: i dont think i can get you that, wouldnt you rather have a puppy
Jimmy: No
Santa: yes
Jimmy:Now
Santa:yes
Jimmy:yes
Santa: No
Jimmy: Hahahah i got you now you have to get me it or else ill tell mommy you malested me.
Santa: ***grabs kid by Throat*** Listen up here kid, i am in no mood for you shim sham now say you want a god damn puppy and get off my lap before i throw you off
Jimmy: Hey who you think your talking to...i dont want no friggin PUPPY i wanna SUPERBOLT FROM AIR GUN DESIGNS NOW!!!!!!!!
Santa: ***Nudges Jimmy off***
***jimmy walks back to mom***
Jimmy: You will regret this (slowly fades off)
The day before christmas jimmy had an idea. He went downstairs and gassed up his mag, picked out green and red paint only and waited on the roof with a pillo, hand warmer, and his backup tank.
Jimmy dazes off until he hears a hohohoh!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS and bells jingling. He says hey you, (SANTA) HUh???? what??? how ??? he see me???? oh shhhiii.....(fades off)
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANGCLANG CLANG CLANG.
Jimmy: HEY SANTA, I JUST LIT YO UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!
----THE END---
cmon man give me some credit here it was 2:00 am i was boored and couldnt go to sleep :)