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Mango
12-24-2005, 03:12 PM
Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays everyone.

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*edit: all the reg 2005's /yourself, DIAF, ----->GTFO
**edit: love for my OG's ^_^

Creative Mayhem
12-24-2005, 03:16 PM
Hooray for holidays!

/lazy
//need to drink

hardr0ck68
12-24-2005, 03:16 PM
merry xmas mango!!

Long time so see! You been up to anything amusing?

Indignant
12-24-2005, 03:22 PM
Merry Christmas, or X-Mas if you hate Jesus.

Ole Unka Phil
12-24-2005, 03:52 PM
Merry Christmas Mango. :cheers:

hardr0ck68
12-24-2005, 04:03 PM
Merry Christmas, or X-Mas if you hate Jesus.


oh is that why i typed xmas? silly me i thought it was to just save on typing.

SCREW YOU ARMY; THERE WAS NO REASON TO EDIT MY POST. I did not swear or attempt to circumvent the filter, i made sure the indended word was clear however but from all the threads containing arse i dont believe that to be in violation (or at least fully upheld). As for flaming you should edit the post above as well. Do you still have a sore arse over that whole "states rights" thing? come on tell me my "ignorance is hanging out"

etjoyride
12-24-2005, 04:13 PM
Happy christmahanukwanzaka everyone!!!

Army
12-24-2005, 04:17 PM
May God Bless you and yours Mangy :clap:

Yogster
12-24-2005, 04:18 PM
Merry Christmas Everyone
:cheers:

Timmee
12-24-2005, 04:36 PM
Since I probably won't be able to post this tommorow either, Merry Christmas and/or Happy Holidays.

:)

wad04
12-24-2005, 06:07 PM
mry chrisms :)

Automaggot68
12-24-2005, 06:16 PM
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BigEvil
12-24-2005, 06:30 PM
Hooray for holidays!

/lazy
//need to drink

I second the motion.

/lazier
//am already drinking

:cheers:

Indignant
12-24-2005, 07:17 PM
oh is that why i typed xmas? silly me i thought it was to just save on typing.


:rolleyes:

It's a joke. Line from the Colbert Report.

slade
12-24-2005, 08:13 PM
hey, youre back! its been a while.

merry christmas, everyone.

paint magnet
12-24-2005, 09:33 PM
*edit*
I'm watching It's A Wonderful Life right now, great movie.

*sigh* Mayhem, you Canadians and your drinking...*lifts a shot glass of Crown Reserve in your honor* :cheers: :D

*edit again*
The weather sucks down here...it's like 50 degrees outside. Looks like now snow on Christmas again...for the 42nd straight year :(

mikey101
12-24-2005, 10:02 PM
Merry Christmas!

master_alexander
12-24-2005, 10:07 PM
merry christmas
it doesent feel like it. its about... 65* outside or so.

----

hey mango, where in south jersey are you?

fire1811
12-24-2005, 10:12 PM
merry christmas and happy new year everyone

be safe

Steelrat
12-24-2005, 10:18 PM
This thread is bound to get a good number or replies. Mango always delivers.

billybob_81067
12-24-2005, 10:25 PM
Merry Christmas from the Redneck everyone!

Especially to you Squid... ;)

Kevmaster
12-24-2005, 10:34 PM
mkthx mango!

Merry Christmas to you too :)

GordDesigns
12-24-2005, 10:43 PM
MERRY HOHOHOHOHOHO
Pass around the happy juice and celebrate ( responsibly ) :rolleyes:

Best wishes to all :cheers:

xmetal2001
12-24-2005, 11:58 PM
Merry Christmas everybody.

Rumble
12-25-2005, 12:21 AM
Merry Christmas!

Tobe2be
12-25-2005, 02:43 AM
Merry Xmas to all



MANGO SWALLOWS!!!!!!!!!

Soopa Villain17
12-25-2005, 08:57 AM
Merry Christmas may you get lots of presents :cheers:

BobTheCow
12-25-2005, 09:21 AM
It's Christmas time again
time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

I had to make a 2 a.m. CVS run and then get up at 6 and after three cups of coffee I'm still exhausted and cynical and I've got a very full day of driving and visiting lots of family ahead of me and BAH HUMBUG.

Happy fake birthday, Jesus. :cheers:

warpspyder
12-25-2005, 09:59 AM
Merry christmas, and happy new year to everyone at AO!

Flip
12-25-2005, 03:27 PM
Sorry I can't give credit to the original author cuz I don't remember who it is/was :)

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, 'cept Johnny DeLouse.
He polished his gun and topped the agitator,
awaiting old Santa, who'd be by some later.

A cruel trick Santa played on last Christmas day,
when he left poor Johnny a cheap old Stingray.
He worked through the summer as a grocery shelf stocker,
and he saved and he saved for a trick Autococker.

He awaited St. Nick in a tactical crouch,
his cammies matched perfect, his mom's brand new couch.
His red dot cast eerie a glow on the place,
as he waited for Santa to show his fat face.

When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
that Johnny got ready for Santa to splatter.
He pulled down his Spectras and chambered a ball,
'cause Santa was here, and was fixing to call.

Now Santa's no dummy, he has intuition,
he took down the chimney his own ammunition.
He wore an Intruder and sported a Mag,
A case of RP tucked away in his bag.

That volley which followed was more than just fair,
the paintballs collided in the midst of the air.
Johnny dove for new cover, and Santa moved too,
the place would be wrecked before they were through.

As their hoppers went empty and their shooting did quit,
Johnny wiped off his goggles, he couldn't see $hit.
Old Santa was crouching on one ancient knee,
and stacking the presents under the tree.

Johnny was aiming to shoot at him some more,
when the sight in his sights made his jaw hit the floor.
Santa ignored him, in his eye was a glisten,
as he layed out for Johnny a nitrogen system.

He went up the chimney as quick as he'd come,
he left Johnny dripping paint, emotionally numb.
He'd ambushed old Santa and was now feeling mean,
but Santa laughed last, he left him to clean.

Johnny straightened the stockings and he wiped up the paint.
He cleaned until morning, he thought he might faint.
Santa's an awesome player, he thought in his head,
as he trudged to his bedroom and into his bed.

Don't wait up for Santa on this Christmas Eve,
that jolly old fat guy has a trick up his sleeve.
If you've revenge in your eye like Johnny delouse,
you'll only get spanked and end cleaning the house.

Merry Christmas to all.

JoshK
12-25-2005, 03:37 PM
Merry Christmas everyone.

That is good Flip.


Happy fake birthday, Jesus. :cheers:

AHAHAH Amazing.

siloseven
12-25-2005, 04:32 PM
Marry Christmas All! :cheers:

and I agree with Master Alexander, it dosn't feel like it. it is 65* thanks to the wind and sunny out :cool:

but I don't get to enjoy it, I get to work all day :cuss: :cry:

so drink one for me :cheers: :spit_take

Mango
12-26-2005, 09:34 AM
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