1999 Topless Paintball Calander (sorry no pics:))

[1977FordBronco]

I was at the old pb store today, which has changed managers in the last couple months. The new manager has been cleaning years and years of paintball "stuff" out of the office and came across several calanders distributed by warped sportz in 1999. There are two versions, a bikini and a topless calander! It was so unbelievably cheesy. A girl crawling around naked in the woods with an oldschool JT mask and LED Angel just isn't my bag I guess, but whatever. Anyway, I've only been playing for a little under two years and wanted to know if any of you remember theses and who has some dusty copies under their beds. Sorry if this should be in friendly, I jsut thought it was funny.

[GT]

I would love to see the pics!

[1977FordBronco]

It's just funny how they took the pictures...The pictures in the bikini calander are exactly the same poses and scenes. I think they took the bikini shot and then ripped the top off and took another one. The pictures were of the highest quality I assure you :rolleyes:

[CrimsonGhost]

I think I have 2 of these somewhere. I got them from KAPP ...I think one of the guys at KAPP s GF's was one of the models.
Yes, I think it was a WARPED thing though.
I think the nekkid version had "splats" over the more...tender bits of the women.
It was made at the end of the "goggles only"era so...the masks they were wearing were pretty normal for the time.

Yeah, it was like a velveeta log slapped between 2 pieces of wonder bread....CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSEEEEEEE!!!!

Twas good for a quick oggle and a round of "Eewww" or "Niiiice!" :cheers:

[Mr. BoBo]

I think I have 2 of these somewhere.

Why have I never seen said cheesy calendar?

Bring them by and I'll scan them in :-)

[SCpoloRicker]

Pre-order.

/in black :ninja:

[Recon by Fire]

Send pics! :hail:

[CrimsonGhost]

Why have I never seen said cheesy calendar?

Bring them by and I'll scan them in :-)

Becasue it would involve me sorting through a bunch of gear and garbage I have NO desire to sort through. lol.

I will try and see if I have them still.
I had one of each so we can post the pg ish ones ...then email the not so pg ish ones to ADULT members who would like to laugh at the stuff that was "cool" or "the stuff" 6-7 years ago .

[fire1811]

I actually still have one of those calanders hanging in my garage

[Dark Side]

Yeah, it was like a velveeta log slapped between 2 pieces of wonder bread....CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSEEEEEEE!!!!



How can any calender with half naked women sporting paintball gear be cheesy?

[SPECK]

I think it would be hot, lol. :cheers:

[fire1811]

Hold on I will post the pictures :p

[warbeak2099]

I'd pm them to people who are interested as opposed to posting them in pb talk. You might get in trouble with the mods.

[fire1811]

It was a joke ------> :p
:D

[warbeak2099]

Oh... I feel so sheepish. here should be a smiley for that, a smiley sheep.

EDIT: Here's some:

http://applexnet.com/modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/Shaun.png

http://70.85.81.229/2810/110/emo/animal-smiley-085_SKIPPING_SHEEP.gif

[paint magnet]

I saw a feature in Penthouse that had girls holding various markers (everything from Pro-Lites to Talons and, ahem, cockers), but I don't think that's what you're referring to :D

[azzkikr]

too bad they don't still make them huh.

i wouldn't mind seeing those pics either

azzkikr

[Cow hunter]

guess noones been to jayloo latley? they have a "ladies of pb" section...... 6th page is the best :D

[fire1811]

guess noones been to jayloo latley? they have a "ladies of pb" section...... 6th page is the best :D
note who posted most of those ;)

[behemoth]

notice after this was posted, all the 'top hits' are "ladies of PB"

:ninja:

[Rudz]

good job fire, btw has anyone looked at the link of the splat girls from splatt magazines website??? now those are NICE!!!!