so i go to the ebay paintball section...

[slade]

as usual, just browsing while slacking...

http://sporting-goods.listings.ebay.com/Paintball_W0QQfclZ3QQfcoZ1QQfromZR4QQsacatZ16045QQ socmdZListingItemList

and this is the first result:

http://cgi.ebay.com/wow-Seduce-BRAINWASH-the-GIRL-NEXT-DOOR-w-MIND-CONTROL_W0QQitemZ7213682459QQcategoryZ87120QQrdZ1Q QcmdZViewItem

:p

...are they hinting paintballers need the help or something? :(

[Crazy]

rediculous... and hillarious at the same time...
I guess if you have low enough self esteem and think you need buy a girl of ebay, you might get suckered in to buying such a joke of a product.

[grEnAlEins]

I saw this earlier too. I thought it was sorta comical, and sad too. Oh well.

[warbeak2099]

I think that the most hysterical part of it that they say how this form of hypnosis has been proven to work. Actually, it's been scientifically proven that you can't entice other people to do things through hypnotism.

[FreakBaller12]

second link is gone, what was it? :confused:

[Dark Side]

Yep can't see it. Must have been a scam maybe???

[Cow hunter]

Yep can't see it. Must have been a scam maybe???
there better be sarcasm there.....

[slade]

hmm, someone deleted that pretty fast.

lets just say the title was "wow-Seduce-BRAINWASH-the-GIRL-NEXT-DOOR-w-MIND-CONTROL"

it was basically way too much oversized text (and pictures...) saying "you can get any girl you want to bed regardless of the fact that youre ugly, for only $20! penis enlargement included!"

[grEnAlEins]

Yep can't see it. Must have been a scam maybe???
Not a scam! I bought the item, thats why its gone...

:rofl: j/k I am betting scam. It did say in the description "act now before ebay shuts this down forever." I bet they were right...

[snoopay700]

I think that the most hysterical part of it that they say how this form of hypnosis has been proven to work. Actually, it's been scientifically proven that you can't entice other people to do things through hypnotism.
Things against their will, basically things they wouldn't normally do, like kill someone.

[slade]

well, guess its back...

http://cgi.ebay.com/wow-Seduce-BRAINWASH-the-GIRL-NEXT-DOOR-w-MIND-CONTROL_W0QQitemZ7213817443QQcategoryZ47252QQrdZ1Q QcmdZViewItem

[skife]

well, guess its back...

http://cgi.ebay.com/wow-Seduce-BRAINWASH-the-GIRL-NEXT-DOOR-w-MIND-CONTROL_W0QQitemZ7213817443QQcategoryZ47252QQrdZ1Q QcmdZViewItem


i herd rice cars in the background of the sample videos

[warbeak2099]

Things against their will, basically things they wouldn't normally do, like kill someone.

Or go to bed with some wierdo. Unless the chick was going to sleep with you anyways, hypnotism wouldn't work. Either way it's useless.

[thecavemankevin]

well, guess its back...

http://cgi.ebay.com/wow-Seduce-BRAINWASH-the-GIRL-NEXT-DOOR-w-MIND-CONTROL_W0QQitemZ7213817443QQcategoryZ47252QQrdZ1Q QcmdZViewItem


and gone again

[UTDragun]

yeah I saw it, it was pretty lame, it gave an example of one of the pickup lines guaranteed to work 8 out of 10 times and it was pathetic, maybe work 8 out of 10 times if your trying to pick up 13 yr olds.


at the bottom, it says it comes with free 30 day supply of pills proven to give you an extra inch, and their disclaimer was that it was scientifically proven to treat a very serious disorder known as "old timers" :rolleyes:

[slade]

yeah I saw it, it was pretty lame, it gave an example of one of the pickup lines guaranteed to work 8 out of 10 times and it was pathetic, maybe work 8 out of 10 times if your trying to pick up 13 yr olds.
actually, the 13 year old girls i know have much higher standards.

theres only one pickup line that works every time... :ninja: but it will cost $19.95 to hear.

[PumpPlayer]

Baby, you must be Jamaican...


<wait for it>



'cause Jamaican me crazy!