*** April Ugliest Motm ***

[topazpaintball]

Inspired by Munnin

Sure, anyone would love to use some Deadlywind or custom anno'd or Tuna-tuned mag with all kinds of aftermarket parts. But it takes real guts to walk onto the field with something that looks like it fell out of the car when you shift from D6 to reverse on the highway, and then proceed to blow everyone away with it :tard:

So, this thread is for you. The few, the proud, the owners of hideous mags. Show us what you got!

If someone wants to be the judge of this, feel free. I'm afraid I don't have any prizes to give...

Rules:

1) You must own the mag

2) It can't be pretty :clap:

[RoamingStorm]

is there a prize?

why didnt you start in may? april is already half over

[topazpaintball]

is there a prize?

why didnt you start in may? april is already half over

I'm afraid I can't give stuff away like RR can, but I might be able to scrounge up some small stuff. If you read the last page of the April MOTM thread, you'll see why I started this

[RoamingStorm]

I already read it, and Im sad that I dont have my old classic mag anymore, I lost a fieldstrip screw so I used ductape, lots of duct tape

[slade]

there already was one of these a while ago, and i distinctly recall a classic mag with ductaped cardboard grips on a damaged 1X stock frame, with a scraped up body and 2-liter loader.

[Munnin]

hahahahahahhahahahaha wish i had a camera now :cry:

[punkncat]

Its funny that you start this thread. A few months ago I was on that in between time waiting for a new marker while the old one was in the mail. I have an old Eclipse bodied classic with the sawed off composite frame, PF body, just as oldschool as it can be. Not that its really ugly, but what you said about having the guts to come on the field with it.

One of the guys was just giving me complete hell about it being an antique, gonna shoot dust not paint, etc. I bunkered him twice that day with it. I will never sell that one mag. Could barely give it away anyway....

Good thread, hope to see some truly disgraceful pics.

[topazpaintball]

My mag is my only respectable marker :rolleyes:

All the backups are completely built from a box of spare parts (Espyders and such) and they are hideous...

[Automaggot68]

I nominate AGDlover.

[neppo1345]

I nominate AGDlover.

I second that nomination

[AGDlover]

I nominate AGDlover.
Dude what is your problem seroisely?

[Automaggot68]

Dude what is your problem seroisely?



I seriously don't have a problem, I just think that your mag would do well in this contest. It's my opinion, friend.

[Munnin]

[whiney voice] NOOOO FIGHTING GUYS!!!!! [/whiney voice]

[topazpaintball]

I guess this thread is dead anyways. I'll repost a May one, and hopefully see some truly disgusting mags :D

[Automaggot68]

I guess this thread is dead anyways. I'll repost a May one, and hopefully see some truly disgusting mags :D

It doesn't have to die dude.
I can get you pics of his mag.

[marctooshbro]

i found one!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a206/nickdaganggester/56759230_l.jpg


not mine

[topazpaintball]

i found one!
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a206/nickdaganggester/56759230_l.jpg


not mine

how do i do the (img/) thing

yea, that's what I'm talking about.

just use image URL

[Teamslayer76]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a.../56759230_l.jpg
This is that one, anyway I think I can get this. :)

[Arstron]

I have to put my dragun-mag back together and then you will have pictures, I think it is pretty ugly. :D

[BobTheCow]

i found one!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a206/nickdaganggester/56759230_l.jpg


not mine
THANK YOU!!!!!

Damn I've been trying to find that picture for a while now, with no luck. Thanks. :)

[slade]

i found one!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a206/nickdaganggester/56759230_l.jpg


not mine
ahh, that was it. i forgot the cardboard foregrip and didnt know if it was the same gun with the crown royal tank cover ;)

[sisco87]

ahh, that was it. i forgot the cardboard foregrip and didnt know if it was the same gun with the crown royal tank cover ;)
I remember seeing that mag a while ago! Man that thing makes me laugh.

:rofl:

[mobsterboy]

i found one!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a206/nickdaganggester/56759230_l.jpg


not mine


see guys, this is what happens when Martha (slade) and AGDLover get together :nono: :wow: :ninja: :rofl:

[slade]

see guys, this is what happens when Martha (slade) and AGDLover get together :nono: :wow: :ninja: :rofl:
are you still mad that i refused your advances?

youre the reason parents warn their kids about the intarweb. :ninja:

[topazpaintball]

my advances, thank you very much, were towards your mother :wow: . Geez, misdirection is at an all time high guys

Speaking of misdirection, this thread seems to have wandered slightly :p

[Munnin]

seriously, what IS with all the hostility on this forum all of a sudden? please tell me this isnt turning into another pbn

[topazpaintball]

seriously, what IS with all the hostility on this forum all of a sudden? please tell me this isnt turning into another pbn

Hmmm... we all seem to post in intelligible english, we haven't made any outlandish claims, and we haven't started typing like an inebriated koala with no fingers, so I guess we're not PBN yet :headbang:

[Glickman]

Hmmm... we all seem to post in intelligible english, we haven't made any outlandish claims, and we haven't started typing like an inebriated koala with no fingers, so I guess we're not PBN yet :headbang:

but we ARE apparently using sentence enhancers :p

http://paintball216.tripod.com/paint/automag7.jpg


not mine

[slade]

my advances, thank you very much, were towards your mother :wow: . Geez, misdirection is at an all time high guys
seriously, show some maturity here. can we just get off of moms? i just got off yours.

[jenarelJAM]

http://paintball216.tripod.com/paint/automag7.jpg


not mine
Holy..... Thats like something straight out of star wars...
:clap: :headbang: :clap: :headbang: :clap: :headbang: :clap:

[slade]

yeah, i guess so. You know, getting off yours is one thing, getting out is totally another. Especially with as many men she's been with, and how cheap she is (**Insert dirty inappropriate comments about below minimum wage pricing and what not**)

Speaking of which, i'll just post up your mothers picture. She's gotta be the ugliest "ihavenoeffingcluewhatsheis" ive ever seen, so i guess thats kinda like a mag
that was lame.

and this has already gone on far too long.

[Arstron]

but we ARE apparently using sentence enhancers :p

http://paintball216.tripod.com/paint/automag7.jpg


not mine

The space mag does not belong in this thread, that is a work of art and not ugly by any means IMO.

[mobsterboy]

that was lame.

and this has already gone on far too long.

im deleting my posts from this thread. if you really wanted to continue this idle banter, first lemme finish with your girlfriend, then you need permission from your mommy

[slade]

if you really wanted to continue this idle banter, first lemme finish with your girlfriend, then you need permission from your mommy
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5171/line8no.jpg

[mobsterboy]

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5171/line8no.jpg

im guessing you <3 MS Paint??? :p

[slade]

im guessing you <3 MS Paint??? :p
actually no, i found a "mobsterize" filter in photoshop, it was the only way i could tone an otherwise brilliant visual composition down to your intellect.

[mobsterboy]

actually no, i found a "mobsterize" filter in photoshop, it was the only way i could tone an otherwise brilliant visual composition down to your intellect.

i really like your sense of writing. Can we be friends? NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN MARTHA, I WANT STEAK

[slade]

i really like your sense of writing. Can we be friends? NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN MARTHA, I WANT STEAK
I really like your writing too. theres this english teacher that i could certainly do without, would you like to use your talent to help out a poor soul?

/threads over anyway, it was won with the crown royal/ductape/cardboard hybrid

[mobsterboy]

well, i wouldnt mind, except that Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day, and if the song goes to crossdressing, we might have to get AGDLover in here(he likes to do that kind of stuff)

we kinda killed this thread, but thats ok, cuz it was a parody of this really good idea, as are most sitcoms, movies and books, but this one was a duddddddddddddddddddddd

[mobsterboy]

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5171/line8no.jpg

here you have it folks, the most fubared and ugliest mag you will EVER SEE!!! :eek: :ninja: :wow: :cry: :nono: :headbang:

[slade]

wait wait, i think i can actually add to this thread.

http://www.g3pb.com/web_images/xmag.jpg

+ mobsterboy + CNC lathe and mill =

http://www.botos.com/weekly/imgp3503a_800.jpg

[mobsterboy]

dont worry, the guns just covered up with all the metal shavings cuz its too beautiful :D

[PnueMagger]

actually no, i found a "mobsterize" filter in photoshop, it was the only way i could tone an otherwise brilliant visual composition down to your intellect.

This actually just made me laugh aloud in our comuter lab. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[topazpaintball]

By my calculations, it will cost me $10000 in anodizing to make, but it'll be sooooo worth it :headbang:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v414/Topazbullet/Paintball/Ninjamag.jpg

[TheAngryDrunkenRussian]

Oh my FREAKING god!!!!

[evildead420]

ROFL!, im laugh my butt off from that ghey xmag :rofl: good job.


I <3 Men

lol

[stop whining buy a mag]

So by putting one of Tuna's valves on there, are you implying he's gay?

I knew my gaydar picked him up.

You win.

[wanna-b-ballin']

So by putting one of Tuna's valves on there, are you implying he's gay?

I knew my gaydar picked him up.

You win.

thats not a tuna. thats a goldfish.

but if its gay, maybe a suckerfish?

[thefool]

according to google image search...
http://mag.awn.com/issue10.08/10.08images/panzner03_UglyDucklingAndMe.jpg

[Tao]

I have an old school classic mag. it has power feed right; the old school kind which goes directly into the side (no hang over on the left site where you could attack a warp) It has a beat up pewter coloured mainbody and the old school cast zinc grip frame. The zinc frame had a black coating but it started disintegrating so I scrapped it off. it has the old crown point barrel in a almost faded black. It has copper pipe air fittings with soldering everywhere. It is pretty ugly and when people see it they think I am playing with a super cheap gun! it still out shoots everyone else. It needs a revy or else it is so easy to outshoot the loader and chop paint.

I love using this gun in rec play!

[m-a-r-k-7]

but we ARE apparently using sentence enhancers :p

http://paintball216.tripod.com/paint/automag7.jpg


not mine

Awesome! I've been looking for this picture forever!

[TheAngryDrunkenRussian]

I got a new horrible mag. IT'S MINE IT DON'T FREAKIN' WORK . bAHHHA BHA BHAH

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/9282/p22200015bd.jpg

stupid tank 3K garbage. Any want to buy a tank????

[shorty24]

Wow, this thread ate it :rofl:

So worth my time though :rolleyes:

[Arstron]

Well I thought id go ahead and make this thread useful, here is my ugly mag!
Dragun frame modded with a reverse solenoid
Tboard
Ultra chip
Eyes
Electrical tape eye covers :dance:
twist lock body and barrel drilled for eyes (and stuck together)
lapco feedneck attached to the vert feed body by set screws
classic rail with a horribly attempted polishing job

Shes ugly as can be, but shoots great!

http://webpages.charter.net/arstron/umotm/Photo_042606_002.jpg

[captian pinky]

i got yall beat dont have a pic but ok automag valve powerfeed right with powertube broken off and then i got creative put a spyder bevertail on the body and attached a plastic tube(dye barrel sleeve ul come in) to make a stock class style mag and then single finger trigger frame 32 degrees barrel black rail drop and asa yes the asa wigled stainless steel line 1 foot long it had a for grip that had nicks and cuts in it and then i was smart and sanded the whole thing cuz i was bored then drilled out the inside did i mention it had duck tape grips with a 9 oz tank and i called it the gat oooya i drew eyes on the gun cuz ya it just sucked but ya and i had to hit the back of it every other shot for it to recharge

if i dont win then yall need to fix ur guns or sell it or through it away

[bunny5]

Its in parts and scratched to hell.....

Just wait..... ;)

http://www.jayloo.com/files/pics/32000/Project_SFL.jpg

[Z-man]

Its in parts and scratched to hell.....

Just wait..... ;)

http://www.jayloo.com/files/pics/32000/Project_SFL.jpg

You BETTER give me images of all these for my SFL gallery. I'm up to 12 SFL's found.

SFL Gallery (http://www.zakvetter.com/pages/paintballs/marker_gallery/sfl_e-mags/page1.html)

[bunny5]

Zman...Already up there :D

[Z-man]

Zman...Already up there :D


....I knew that.