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BigEvil
07-27-2006, 09:23 AM
They say a picture is worth a thousand words;

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4532/egunsxu9.jpg

I say, this picture says "HELP ME!"

I think the time has come for the AO family to intervene on behalf of one of its own...

A-tac-one

While there is no group such as AA that is called "Xmags Annonomous", I think in this case there should be.


As a casual friend of his, I will be more than happy to lend my help. I call dibs on the Blue SFL and Silver Euro :D

It's for your own good Eric. Don't make us come out there :D I am only trying to help.

(BTW, A-tac-one is the "BigEvilOnline Hero of the Month" for July)

paintman1234
07-27-2006, 09:27 AM
lord jesus :wow:

d4m4don3
07-27-2006, 09:32 AM
Wow :eek: So are we like forming a Mag-Whores anonymous?

BigEvil
07-27-2006, 09:44 AM
Wow :eek: So are we like forming a Mag-Whores anonymous?


From what he tells me he has MORE than this. :eek:

Yes, MWA - Mag Whores Anonymous. (aka Maggers With Attitudes) I Like it. :-)

behemoth
07-27-2006, 09:44 AM
I saw the title for this thread, and instantly began to laugh.

Eric, We hate you.

behemoth
07-27-2006, 09:45 AM
From what he tells me he has MORE than this. :eek:

Yes, MWA - Mag Whores Anonymous. (aka Maggers With Attitudes) I Like it. :-)

Straight outta <s>compton</s> <b>Wheeling, IL</b>

geekwarrior
07-27-2006, 09:47 AM
i have been swearing profusely for the last ten minutes since viewing this thread...thats about 10 grand in Xmags alone....

nevets11_2003
07-27-2006, 09:47 AM
so this is why I cant seem to find any xmags
do they get any use?

Piranti
07-27-2006, 09:49 AM
Everytime A-Tach-One doesn't use an X-mag Baby Jesus kills a kitten.



I want to cry now, I can't even get a single X-Mag :mad:

nevets11_2003
07-27-2006, 09:52 AM
I think we should have a rule/limit to how many xmag/sfl mags you can own.

BigEvil
07-27-2006, 09:52 AM
Everytime A-Tach-One doesn't use an X-mag Baby Jesus kills a kitten.



I want to cry now, I can't even get a single X-Mag :mad:

Hey now, no hating in my thread. We are hear to help and lend support for his problem by allowing him to sell them to us. :rofl:

SO be a pal and lend him a shoulder to lean on in this difficult time.

rkjunior303
07-27-2006, 09:52 AM
That's like 12K worth of X-mags.

Piranti
07-27-2006, 09:57 AM
Hey now, no hating in my thread. We are hear to help and lend support for his problem by allowing him to sell them to us. :rofl:

SO be a pal and lend him a shoulder to lean on in this difficult time.


I know, I will lend my support by offering to buy one :dance:

evildead420
07-27-2006, 10:00 AM
OMG, and I just got one X mag. you slut. :spit_take

Muzikman
07-27-2006, 10:02 AM
How many actually work?

BigEvil
07-27-2006, 10:04 AM
How many actually work?

I think all of them......

bunny5
07-27-2006, 10:05 AM
I thought owning ONE SFL emag was rare..... :tard:

geekwarrior
07-27-2006, 10:06 AM
Hey now, no hating in my thread. We are hear to help and lend support for his problem by allowing him to sell them to us. :rofl:

SO be a pal and lend him a shoulder to lean on in this difficult time.

sell one? that would mean he would have cash to buy more, and we're back to were we started

The proper thing to do would be to confiscate them....and maye donate them to AO members

BigEvil
07-27-2006, 10:07 AM
sell one? that would mean he would have cash to buy more, and we're back to were we started

The proper thing to do would be to confiscate them....and maye donate them to AO members


We could buy them off of him and sell them back for more money......

LinearGoose
07-27-2006, 10:07 AM
This is where my slogan comes in.
Mags are like Pokemon.

StygShore
07-27-2006, 10:17 AM
Goes back to my theory that there are only like 50 X-mag owners... they just have multiple guns :)

Scary thing is most of them are 1 off customs!!! I remember seieng the price tag on a few of those when they were for sale...what the heck do you do for a living?!?!!?!?!?


I want a better pic of the bottom one that is lying down - looks to be the same colors as mine.



Styg

RavishingEddie
07-27-2006, 10:19 AM
Hey I have a better idea! How about someone buys an xmag with me and we split the parts, I keep the body and they keep the lowers? :cheers:

WenULiVeUdiE
07-27-2006, 10:26 AM
Dude, uh that's not normal, persay...

Nice collection though.

behemoth
07-27-2006, 10:35 AM
I want a better pic of the bottom one that is lying down - looks to be the same colors as mine.


Styg

Its gloss black.

Yours and probably 30 others...

BigEvil
07-27-2006, 10:40 AM
Nice collection though.


Thats an understatement. Its probably the nicest collection on paintball guns on the planet. One day I hope to meet him and see them first hand, then roll around on the floor with them all.

(Me) :rofl:
Xmag Xmag Xmag

RapidTransit
07-27-2006, 10:45 AM
A-Tac-One = Bill Wieman? Or atleast a relative of some sorts?

Bill Wieman - Whords Hemis
A-Tac - Whords X-Mags


If I wasn't so into E-Bodys(4 Challengers and 2 Cudas), I'd probably have more X-Mags than A-Tac :rofl:

StygShore
07-27-2006, 11:01 AM
Was more interested in the reds and blacks on it thanks, and the gloss looks exceptional on that one.


Styg



Its gloss black.

Yours and probably 30 others...

cyrus-the-virus
07-27-2006, 11:13 AM
OH...MY......GAWD!!!!!!

IT's...... JUST ......BEUTTIFULl!!!!

I want it......

A-Tach-One
07-27-2006, 11:14 AM
Oh my!!!! :eek:Oh my!! BigEvil, that pic was given to you in confidence! lol ;)

Yes, they all work but the XKitty still has an issue from time to time. :cheers:

rkjunior303
07-27-2006, 11:35 AM
the x-kitty has always been possessed, if i remember correctly.

RavishingEddie
07-27-2006, 11:39 AM
OMG I so like the one that is on the top white and has a black fade to it. A big picture of that one would make my day :)

FiXeL
07-27-2006, 11:40 AM
Now i know why it's so hard to find a Xmag... :D

Then again... i have a euro xmag, and i want a cnc xmag aswell... once you get hooked, you get hooked bad i guess...

Great collection, and if he is ever letting the cnc pewter one go, lemme know :)

GordDesigns
07-27-2006, 11:46 AM
You Need Help

Let us all pitch in and help our fellow magger relieve his pain. :p
Somewere there is a bank account thats running on empty.

Sweet collection man! :clap: :hail:
An X-Mag for every day of the week.



Add my name to the "if I ever sell one " list please.

:cheers:

A-Tach-One
07-27-2006, 12:18 PM
the x-kitty has always been possessed, if i remember correctly.
Yes, if I place a drop of oil on the plunger it functions like a charm, so I figure the issue lies in the milling since I have replaced everything else. Something is just off a touch.

Thank you everyone, I appreciate your comments and the offer of help. :D I truely feel like a Whore now since BigEvil ratted me out. I will let the guys on the "list" know if one has to leave. Actually the one I would sell right now is the Pewter but the wife has claimed that one, and alas I can not let it go in fear of losing most of my collection. :rofl:

ravishing, this? Formally owned by RRFireblade
http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/138/x350cont9kc.jpg

BigEvil
07-27-2006, 12:45 PM
More Pics More Pics More Pics !!!!!!

Geoff Call
07-27-2006, 01:30 PM
Its not the xmags that you have to worry about. Its the stockpile of other AGD memorabilia he has hiding there.

:I picture Tom Kaye print bedsheets: hehe

And remember AO barrel condoms aren't a safe method of birth control...

Beautiful guns bud.



Geoff Call
Paintball Charleston

StygShore
07-27-2006, 01:44 PM
A-Tach-One


Thats it get the whole collection out and pile it up in the middle of the room and post up some pics.


We may have found the biggest AGD fanboy out there :)


Styg
( and yes i am jealous )

etjoyride
07-27-2006, 01:49 PM
YOur wife must be the most paintball understanding woman on the planet. what do you do that allows you to have about 15gradn worth of mags? do you rob banks?

I'll take the black with red accents Xmag if you ever get ored of it(not that i could EVEr afford it)


I don't think i've ever been this jealous

CKY_Alliance
07-27-2006, 01:50 PM
Its not the xmags that you have to worry about. Its the stockpile of other AGD memorabilia he has hiding there.

:I picture Tom Kaye print bedsheets: hehe

And remember AO barrel condoms aren't a safe method of birth control...

Beautiful guns bud.



Geoff Call
Paintball Charleston


Speaking of xmags..paintball charleston finally sold there tequilla sunrise xmag umm monday i think it was when i was there.

Anyone on the forum happen to be the one to purchase it?

Geoff Call
07-27-2006, 02:07 PM
Speaking of xmags..paintball charleston finally sold there tequilla sunrise xmag umm monday i think it was when i was there.

Anyone on the forum happen to be the one to purchase it?

I believe his handle is wknight. Very nice guy.

geekwarrior
07-27-2006, 02:11 PM
YOur wife must be the most paintball understanding woman on the planet. what do you do that allows you to have about 15gradn worth of mags? do you rob banks?



if you do rob banks, do you have an opening for a getaway driver?

Pha|anx
07-27-2006, 02:15 PM
Sadly, A-Tach is not the person with the worst case of this disease.... Well, that is as far as X's go.

Maggot6
07-27-2006, 02:27 PM
*grabs machete and mapquests a certain someones house*

StygShore
07-27-2006, 02:58 PM
I think the gauntlet has been thrown down....

Who IS the biggest AGD fanboy?


Who has AGDgunwhoreism disease the worst of anyone?



Sadly, A-Tach is not the person with the worst case of this disease.... Well, that is as far as X's go.

Pha|anx
07-27-2006, 03:00 PM
Who has AGDgunwhoreism disease the worst of anyone?His identity is confidently, due to people like Maggot6 having access to machetes and mapquest.... :nono:

geekwarrior
07-27-2006, 03:02 PM
His identity is confidently, due to people like Maggot6 having access to machetes and mapquest.... :nono:

sheeeeeenanigans

A-Tach-One
07-27-2006, 03:04 PM
Sadly, A-Tach is not the person with the worst case of this disease.... Well, that is as far as X's go.
Xactly, I'm off the hook and can continue on. And rob banks? Hmm, don't have time, need to pack my AGD gear up and head for the hills. A certain someone with a Machete is looking for my Mags! :shooting: :cheers:
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/4195/xmagpostermg1.jpg

etjoyride
07-27-2006, 03:24 PM
^ do you jsut love to taunt us???

oh and Pha|anx you want to PM me that certain persons AO name so that i can ummmmm.... rob him (I mean praise him)

A-Tach-One
07-27-2006, 03:31 PM
^ do you jsut love to taunt us???
Nah just having some fun. Acually I plan on posting some type of guessing game in PB Talk this week or next week and the winner gets a laminated poster of Clare holding the XKitty. Not sure if that would be of interest to anyone. :cheers:

etjoyride
07-27-2006, 04:47 PM
Surely you jest(i ithnk you are) ;)

a more important question is who wouldn't be interested

RavishingEddie
07-27-2006, 04:51 PM
Yes, if I place a drop of oil on the plunger it functions like a charm, so I figure the issue lies in the milling since I have replaced everything else. Something is just off a touch.

Thank you everyone, I appreciate your comments and the offer of help. :D I truely feel like a Whore now since BigEvil ratted me out. I will let the guys on the "list" know if one has to leave. Actually the one I would sell right now is the Pewter but the wife has claimed that one, and alas I can not let it go in fear of losing most of my collection. :rofl:

ravishing, this? Formally owned by RRFireblade
http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/138/x350cont9kc.jpg

OHh man!!! I have a new task at hand, turn that picture into a poster and put it on my room. :clap: :clap:

If you ever decide to sell her ;)

the mag guy
07-27-2006, 05:44 PM
let me know whenever you decide to listen to big evil and sell one.
BTW amazing job. I wish I had you disease.....and money

MANN
07-27-2006, 07:54 PM
I call dibbs on being on your team.

Ooops My gun broke. :(

Can I borrow one of yours?? :D :D

AWESOME COLLECTION. :hail: :hail:

neppo1345
07-27-2006, 08:06 PM
I think I pooped my pants a little when I saw that picture...

Troen
07-27-2006, 08:31 PM
i got the money to buy the infected a week after a tach bought it...bastard, i saved for like a year.

Arstron
07-27-2006, 08:43 PM
I am not sure who has the biggest collection of new agd parts, but I would be willing to bet that muzikman has the biggest collection of old agd parts in the world. Either way, I think the challenge has been laid out. Who does own the most Xmags?

....Wish I had an xmag.... :cry:

nate2k191
07-27-2006, 10:08 PM
if any of you knew about BEO (http://www.bigevilonline.com/modules.php?name=Forums) , then this would be old news :D

:hail: A-Tach-One :hail:

mabey after i sell my car, computer, and the rest of my belongings i can buy your red SFL, i know its gonna be tough, but there are rehab centers to help with the symptoms of withdraw.

but really... its a collection, so my guess is that he holds onto them for a long, long time, I don't blame him, i'm taking my e-mag to the grave.

m-a-r-k-7
07-27-2006, 10:41 PM
Why is I only get bad diseases like cancer and lymes? I want a cool one like the X-mag infection!

Some guys get all the luck!


*Goes back to minimag, only mag in his collection*

pb4jc
07-28-2006, 01:21 AM
Last time i saw that many X-MAGS in one location the owner was found with a crushed in face presumably due to a Chuck Norris round house kick to the face.

QUIK A-TAC SAVE YOURSELF WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME I'LL COVER THE SHIPPING YOU SEND THEM ALL TO ME!!!!

cyrus-the-virus
07-28-2006, 01:01 PM
I Call Dibs On The Hello Kitty One!!!

Rudz
07-28-2006, 02:24 PM
eric isnt that bad, hes my idol, ill be lucky to get one sfl, great collection , and yeah eric is nowhere near as bad as another ao member.and no im not saying who, but its doesnt take very much thinking.

GT
07-28-2006, 03:21 PM
You have got to be kidding me, 3 SFLs?

fullofpaint
07-28-2006, 03:30 PM
I'll take that one on the top right off your hands for 500 or so I mean look at that messed up anno :p

o and obviously the worst mag collector is Tom Kaye :dance:

Rudz
07-28-2006, 04:19 PM
I'll take that one on the top right off your hands for 500 or so I mean look at that messed up anno :p

o and obviously the worst mag collector is Tom Kaye :dance:
wanna bet an xmag on that?

BigEvil
07-28-2006, 04:23 PM
wanna bet an xmag on that?


Dont forget, TK is into Dinosours... D'oh

m-a-r-k-7
07-28-2006, 04:41 PM
eric isnt that bad, hes my idol, ill be lucky to get one sfl, great collection , and yeah eric is nowhere near as bad as another ao member.and no im not saying who, but its doesnt take very much thinking.

Yes it does, people have been mentioning this person since I joined AO. I still hav eno idea.

Rudz
07-28-2006, 07:06 PM
his collection is classic here in the ao archives

StygShore
07-28-2006, 07:10 PM
would his initials be CM?


Styg

mag_lover05
07-28-2006, 07:26 PM
i just had a party in my pants....thats to many emags/xmags/sfl mags for one person. i hope you get hit by a shortbus and these go up for grabs :D

A-Tach-One
07-28-2006, 08:35 PM
More Pics More Pics More Pics !!!!!!
http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/3571/superxmagwo7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8071/tequilaxuc6.jpg
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6696/silvereurone2.jpg
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2264/contestpew6kd.jpg
http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/3936/warpedsfl3aa.jpg
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2240/sflredbr3.jpg
http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/3422/s55uv.jpg
http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/1120/ba6qd.jpg
http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/138/x350cont9kc.jpg
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2688/xkittyur6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
As far as the most Mags owned, doesn't Jay(RRfireblade) have 20 something mags still?

dahoeb
07-28-2006, 09:08 PM
i have been swearing profusely for the last ten minutes since viewing this thread...thats about 10 grand in Xmags alone....
holy crap, thats exactly what i was about to type....


there needs to be an order written within the archives of AO, an order against hording 10g's worth of mag glory!

nate2k191
07-29-2006, 12:07 AM
among other mags of yours, the tequila brings tears of joy and amazement to my eyes. :wow:

JoshK
07-29-2006, 12:53 AM
You whore...you even have two of my favorite mags ever!

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/7403/supermagvk6.jpg

And

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3209/sfln6mp4.jpg

If memory serves me right the directly above this statment (The Blue Beast) is now the Infected anoed SFL....


I hate and love you at the same time....it sucks.

-Josh

RRfireblade
07-29-2006, 01:16 AM
Awesome collection !!




As far as the most Mags owned, doesn't Jay(RRfireblade) have 20 something mags still?

"Mags" , I'm not sure of the exact number. I'd have to go digging thru boxes. Off the top of my head I have ONLY a measly 3 Xmags...then like 5-6 Micro/Emags in various states , couple of original RTs (sn# in double digts) , 3 Sydarms ( 2 of are #18 and #22) , maybe a dozen or so classics in parts and peices ( couple low Sn# in there) , 8 Micromags (3-4 frist gens) , 2 pump mags a parts for one more.

Of those , there are only 5 (that belong to me) sitting out and ready to play.

Oh , and common courtesy should keep me in the upper page of that 'list'. ;)

senghing27
07-29-2006, 11:52 PM
I don't know why, but Eric likes to IM and go... "Hey looks at me, I'm a gunwhore and I need help*"
*Not actually Eric Speaking

jsdatjsd
07-31-2006, 05:40 PM
..and maye donate them to AO members

I will sacrifice myself for this duty.

Want my address so you can ship it to me?

Of course, I will gladly assist you in this difficult time by taking it off your hands for no money, thus ensuring you don't turn around and purchase another.....

ShotOnSight
08-01-2006, 12:51 PM
Geez, I remember trying to get one of these off of you, Do you know how many hours I stayed up late gazing at the computer screen tracking the 2 x-mags that I now own down ?

I would e-attack you but sadly I lack the e-balls for such an endevoure. for being a personal trainer you sure do own alot of mags, do you train with them ?

Jonno06
08-01-2006, 01:19 PM
I have never been more jealous in my life :(

geekwarrior
08-01-2006, 01:31 PM
we need a picture like the girl in american beauty, only instead of rose petals, she's covered in Atachs Xmags.....who should we get to pose, maybe elisha cuthbert? shannon elizabeth? :bounce:

SpitFire1299
08-01-2006, 02:17 PM
Wheres the 720 xmag!???? :cry:

A-Tach-One
08-01-2006, 03:51 PM
Wheres the 720 xmag!???? :cry:
:ninja: You must have Psychic powers ;)

Thanks guys :cheers:

StygShore
08-01-2006, 05:27 PM
720 mag?


I must not have paid attention to that story


Styg

mag_lover05
08-01-2006, 05:38 PM
for like 3-5 more grand you could go to college at texas tech for a year......

Pneumagger
08-01-2006, 06:01 PM
we need a picture like the girl in american beauty, only instead of rose petals, she's covered in Atachs Xmags.....who should we get to pose, maybe elisha cuthbert? shannon elizabeth? :bounce:

I couldn't handle myself if this happened!!!

Plus...does it matter what girl you get to model? You know you won't be looking at her.

mobsterboy
08-01-2006, 06:21 PM
I say, this picture says "HELP ME!"

only 998 words to go... :p

txaggie08
08-01-2006, 07:07 PM
for like 3-5 more grand you could go to college at texas tech for a year......


Why the hell would you waste that much money going to Tech? I mean come on, A&M or tu, but not tech..... :dance: :dance:

LinearGoose
08-01-2006, 07:08 PM
Or UTSA. :cheers:

flyingpootang
08-01-2006, 11:14 PM
Thats an understatement. Its probably the nicest collection on paintball guns on the planet. One day I hope to meet him and see them first hand, then roll around on the floor with them all.

(Me) :rofl:
Xmag Xmag Xmag

BigE you forgot to mention being naked while you roll on the floor..... :dance: :dance:

Eric, At least i'm not alone on owning to many markers at one time. Although all of mine are only worth about 3 of your x/sfls. Very very nice Eric. Hats off to a true collector.... :hail: :hail: :hail:

slade
08-03-2006, 07:26 PM
Yes, they all work but the XKitty still has an issue from time to time. :cheers:
well you know, i am always here to take her off your hands...


I Call Dibs On The Hello Kitty One!!!
like hell you do!


for like 3-5 more grand you could go to college at texas tech for a year......
...but would you want to?

dj89
08-03-2006, 09:12 PM
How many actually work?
I know one of them dose as it was mine.

among other mags of yours, the tequila brings tears of joy and amazement to my eyes. :wow: It was a good mag :)

A-Tac-One = Bill Wieman? Or atleast a relative of some sorts?

Bill Wieman - Whords Hemis
A-Tac - Whords X-Mags


If I wasn't so into E-Bodys(4 Challengers and 2 Cudas), I'd probably have more X-Mags than A-Tac :rofl:
I'll trade you my x for a cuda :p :D

Dewok82
08-03-2006, 09:50 PM
That picture now rivals the Brook Burke Playboy as my favorite thing to look at.

What an amazing collection....if you published a calender, I would buy it.

It would be interesting to see a MOTM style poll thread deciding the favorite of the masses. Honestly, I would have to flip a coin between the silver/black fade and the gloss black/red accents. :headbang:

REDRT
08-03-2006, 10:27 PM
That is right. A-tac-one is normal in my book. I'm a collector myself. I'm big on Emags though. That is fine. This way A-tac and I haven't a bidding war or something yet. Although if you want an SFL you had better be quick. Esprit de mag buddy! Someday I'll buy an xmag. Maybe before you own them all. :p

REDRT
08-03-2006, 10:37 PM
That picture now rivals the Brook Burke Playboy as my favorite thing to look at.




:sleeping: ZZZZzzz ha wha what! Brook Burke vs SFLs/Xmags. If you say "mags" your the one needing the intervention! ;)

psychowarden
08-03-2006, 11:08 PM
Maybe before you own them all. :p

I can promise you that wont happen, because there isnt a chance in hell that he is getting mine...although he did get a breach out of me...Egad! Its part of his big plan, to get more and more X-mags piece by piece.

slade
08-04-2006, 03:45 PM
:sleeping: ZZZZzzz ha wha what! Brook Burke vs SFLs/Xmags. If you say "mags" your the one needing the intervention! ;)
ehh, id say the mags, and im not even that much of a mag fan.

Tao
08-05-2006, 09:41 PM
i have been swearing profusely for the last ten minutes since viewing this thread...thats about 10 grand in Xmags alone....

More than that...besides X-kitty is one of them (sure it has been a source of controversy but any 1st production of anything of good quality should be worth a little bit more)

11 Bravo
08-06-2006, 05:14 PM
This intervention is not going too well. He just bought the "720 Xmag" from me a few days ago and should receive it this wednesday.

Sorry to be an enabler. :)