PDA

View Full Version : Holy water paintballs



quasimorte
07-28-2006, 05:43 PM
Scared of Vampires?
Want to bless stuff from a distance?
Just want to make sure your opponents haven't sold their souls for mad skillz?
Want to really hurt those devil spawn agg kiddies?

Then order holy water filled paintballs.
Any frills (fill color, thickness, ect.) can be added and scents are available.
Cross etched in outer shell is extra.
All white, black, black and white split colored shell available.
Order them now before the dark forces shut us down.
Only 6.66 for a pod or 66.60 for a case of 2000

Just remember for all your dark arts protection look no further Quasi's Dark Protections inc. at your service.

We take no responsibility for miss use or failure in any given situation. Use at your own risk, and don’t call us if you suddenly develop an allergy to light and garlic, or horns and hooves. All proceeds donated to the national blood bank. :D

yeahthatsme
07-28-2006, 06:03 PM
woulda been better to post in paintball talk...

Army
07-28-2006, 11:08 PM
woulda been better to post in paintball talk...
...and so it shall be....

Furby#1
07-28-2006, 11:41 PM
can i get little black crosses on them too =P

m-a-r-k-7
07-29-2006, 12:23 AM
Lol, I got a good laugh out of this.

paint magnet
07-29-2006, 11:55 AM
It would certainly take an act of God to make a water-filled paintball.

Army
07-29-2006, 12:57 PM
It would certainly take an act of God to make a water-filled paintball.
Fortunately, God seemed to have directed Tom to invent and make them already.

paint magnet
07-29-2006, 01:22 PM
Ok, I'll be the first one to say it: OWNED!

What's the intended purpose of water-filled paintballs?

Chronobreak
07-29-2006, 01:32 PM
Ok, I'll be the first one to say it: OWNED!

What's the intended purpose of water-filled paintballs?


when did you show up ? :confused:

electriceel125
07-29-2006, 10:15 PM
I need four cases with real silver shells, crosses etched on both halves and garlic scent. We have a real vampire/other weird mythical thingy mabobie doodles in north carolina. :tard:


I forgot the reason behind the water paintballs but they were pretty cool looking.

nate2k191
07-29-2006, 10:19 PM
tom made the water ones to go with the whole police training thing i think. They leave a splat and impact, but dont ruin clothes/surroundings or get them really nasty - good for simulations on airplanes and in buildings.

bentothejam1n
07-29-2006, 10:28 PM
dont forget about the special effects (sp?)

SpitFire1299
07-29-2006, 10:44 PM
Im agg.









:cry:

d4m4don3
07-29-2006, 11:13 PM
Scared of Vampires?
Want to bless stuff from a distance?
Just want to make sure your opponents haven't sold their souls for mad skillz?
Want to really hurt those devil spawn agg kiddies?

Then order holy water filled paintballs.
Any frills (fill color, thickness, ect.) can be added and scents are available.
Cross etched in outer shell is extra.
All white, black, black and white split colored shell available.
Order them now before the dark forces shut us down.
Only 6.66 for a pod or 66.60 for a case of 2000

Just remember for all your dark arts protection look no further Quasi's Dark Protections inc. at your service.

We take no responsibility for miss use or failure in any given situation. Use at your own risk, and don’t call us if you suddenly develop an allergy to light and garlic, or horns and hooves. All proceeds donated to the national blood bank. :D

Hmm water ball....could be a good way to cool off.

Glickman
07-30-2006, 12:35 AM
is there any plan on inscribing "the power of christ compells you!" on them?