Lets post poetry!

[Triangle]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fudge is sweet
Here's some fudge

[geekwarrior]

roses are red
violets are blue
triangle is made of win
and victory too.

[teufelhunden]

roses are red
violets are blue
jagermeister is good
hangover is bad

[A 10Bando]

If I were gone would anyone notice?
I think not,
I was never noticed before,
If I were gone would anyone notice?

Everyone has passed me by,
I wonder why,
I was never inclined to ask,
Everyone has passed me by.

My past was lonely,
It was the way I planned it,
I always knew it would be that way,
My past was lonely.

One day a light stirred me,
Darkness turned into light,
The world changed forever,
One day a light stirred me.

I saw the light and knew,
There they were in the distance,
The light was like a halo,
I saw the light and knew.

They could never be mine,
We never even spoke,
I saw their commitment to another,
They could never be mine.

All poems © Michael Bando 2006

[A 10Bando]

I met The One
They brought me to life
My heart began to beat unlike before
The world around me became unclear
The passion in me became clear

I met The One
They almost passed me by
It was just a fluke
Some might say destiny

The One changed my life
My life was now clear
Aspirations confirmed
Destiny fulfilled

My life was changed forever
If only they knew
If only I had told them
It is too late, they have passed me by

I have moved on
They were my destiny
I was their destiny
We never knew it

It was too late
We were old
Unwilling to risk it
We were The One for each other

All poems © Michael Bando 2006

[A 10Bando]

When planets align
I know I will dine
alone.
The past
reflects the future.
It has not been successful.
The lights have not shined brightly.
When they shine
betrayal ensues.
I wonder why?
Is it my fault?
I fail to see the reasons why.
It never fails.

When planets align
I will be rid of deceit.
It will be the first time.
It never seems to fail.
Lies follow my every move
with little truth.
I feel as if I am cursed.
Am I destined for wrong?
Are others destined to do wrong?
I ask the question,
I only ask myself.
It would be weak to ask others.
It never fails.

When planets align,
I will find peace.
Or
Will I fall to pieces?
Deceit is all I know.
Can I handle the truth
for once?
Only time will tell.
Yet,
I hate to wait.
I yearn for answers.
I fear the results.
It never fails.

All poems © Michael Bando 2006

P.S. I thought 3 was enough for now.

[teufelhunden]

this is not a serious thread



those are serious posts



i did not read them


delete plz

[A 10Bando]

oh I know but I just thought I would spice things up

[teufelhunden]

http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/pics/pictures_cats.jpg

[geekwarrior]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c54/GEEKWARRIOR81/curseyouvillain.jpg
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c54/GEEKWARRIOR81/newfirefox.jpg

[teufelhunden]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k282/diabol1k/0a684eeb-2.jpg
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k282/diabol1k/0a684eeb-1.jpg
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k282/diabol1k/0a684eeb.jpg

[geekwarrior]

http://roflcat.com/images/cats/270913946_efa38ec3d8.jpg

[teufelhunden]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k282/diabol1k/loli.jpg

[NotKai]

This poem is called:

SOUL OF DESPAIR



My soul, it is black.
I no longer relate to the whole of humankind.
I pray only for a way out.

My heart, it is sour.
Why do I go through the motions of 'normalcy.'
I just want to die.

My mind, it is evil.
I embrace the values of the Dark Lord.
He is the way.

My penis, it is hard.
Suicide Girls are the only girls who understand me.
Now I jerk off.

Goodnight, cruel world.


All poems © Ryan Ranney 2006
dont steal plz

[A 10Bando]

what breed of cat is the one furball in the second picture?

I do like the new firefox logo.


Ryan if you are worried about people stealing your stuff you do not have to worry. You have posted it on a forum that the world can see so if by chance some one does use it you have your copyright. The offical way to make everything stick is to send some one an email with all your collective works and its a done deal. BTW, nice poem.

[NotKai]

what breed of cat is the one furball in the second picture?

I do like the new firefox logo.


Ryan if you are worried about people stealing your stuff you do not have to worry. You have posted it on a forum that the world can see so if by chance some one does use it you have your copyright. The offical way to make everything stick is to send some one an email with all your collective works and its a done deal. BTW, nice poem.

Thanks dude, I appreciate the advice and the compliment!

Here's another one:

Particulate Matter!

I feel like a particle.
A particle made up of matter.
What is a particle?
Why do particles matter?
They don't.
I just want to kill myself.
Because God is dead.
And George Bush has failed me.
I am a wailing wall unto myself.
Black thoughts
SHAME.
I hate my life.
I want to die.

All poems © Ryan Ranney
u cant steal them

[Indignant]

LOL, ***

he likes men,
he does teh manseckz,
he shuns teh wimmenzs,
lol, he is faygh

All poems © Michael Bando 2006

[going_home]

Coconut

Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for de lime.

She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she call de doctor, woke 'im up,

Said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
Now lemme get this straight,

You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot'up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you call your doctor, woke 'im up,

Said " Doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"

You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better,
Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up,
Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning."

Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for a lime.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut and called de doctor, woke 'im up.

And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, now lemme get this straight,

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot'up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut. You're such a silly woman.

Put a lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down,
Put the lime in your coconut, and call me in the morning,

Woo--ain't there nothin' you can take?
I say, woo--to relieve your belly ache,
You say, well woo--ain't there nothin' I can take?
I say woo--woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yow--ain't there nothin' I can take,

I say wow--to relieve this belly ache,
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor you're such a silly woman.

Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and you'll feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning.

Yes, you call me in the morning, You call me in the morning,
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do and if you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do.

Harry Nilsson
1971

http://www.last.fm/music/Harry+Nilsson/_/Coconut

[A 10Bando]

Indignant- you son of a... one of these days I will meet you on the grounds of Halo and give you a "beat down" or maybe "stuck" you, lol.

[Triangle]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Daisies... Uh, white?
Dandelions, wait, screw this.

Time for Haikus!


HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER
FOUNDER OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE
I GUARANTEE IT

this thread is made of
win, this thread is made
of win, this thread is.

We are internets
Desensitised and godless
Anonymous horde


IT IS I, OLMEC
FROM LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN
TEMPLE, BEST SHOW EVER.

This thread is epic
There are large amounts of win
Requesting sticky.

Oh, robot roll call;
Cambot, Gypsy, Tom Servo,
Crooooooow.

i had fun today
talked to homeboy candlejack
we talked about com-

[FooTemps]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Daisies... Uh, white?
Dandelions, wait, screw this.

Time for Haikus!

i had fun today
talked to homeboy candlejack
we talked about com-

lol candlejack is a funny guy to han

[Mango]

OMFG those cat pictures are HIIIGH larious!!!1

I'm laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes LOLOLOLolol http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

[Lenny]

My Framed Art

I hang a picture in a frame and I call it art.
I stare at it until it becomes a window
Out of which I can view my own heart.

-Brandon Burdette
(Me! And I KILL plagiarizers!)

[Pzippy]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All your base
Are belong to us

[jenarelJAM]

Wrote this for my last girlfriend...


I close my eyes and look around,
I hear your scent, I smell your sound.
I taste your skin, and feel your lips,
It's the beginning of a kiss.

-Jeremy Erickson

[Triangle]

I didn't realize people would take me serious and post poetry.


Hat's off to you guys for having the balls to put yourslef out there, and post.


'Cept for kai, he's jsut a gay.

[slateman]

I never saw a wild thing
sorry for itself.
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough
without ever having felt sorry for itself.


- D.H. Lawrence

[Triangle]

Lockes of maple brown
Curves of simple perfection
I long for your hand

[jenarelJAM]

I didn't realize people would take me serious and post poetry.

Hat's off to you guys for having the balls to put yourslef out there, and post.


Yeah, but fudge is cool too :P

/cept I don't like chocolate :tard:

[flashgordon]

Bad poetry? Oh Noetry :(

[Triangle]

Bad poetry? Oh Noetry :(
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r223/StealthedBanana/1166419710614.jpg

[flashgordon]

http://www.geocities.com/sotto-voce/pancake_bunny.jpg

[Warwitch]

There once was a man from Nantuckett,
Who's di.......... Oh crap, forgot. Thats a limmerick.

[BigBadBeDDy]

i woke early one morning,

the earth lay cool and still

when suddenly a tiny bird

perched on my window sill,

he sang a song so lovely

so carefree and so gay,

that slowly all my troubles

began to slip away.

he sang of far off places

of laughter and of fun,

it seemed very thrilling,

brought up the morning sun.

i stirred beneath the covers

crept slowly out of bed,

then gently shut the window

and crushed his :cuss: ing head.

i'm NOT a morning person.

[NotKai]

I think I'll take a walk outside,
And see what the Stars have to offer.
What do you have to offer, Stars?

'I offer you a life of depression, rejection, and failure.'

Oh.

Thanks a lot, Stars. You are a jerk.


All poems © Ryan Ranney

[Lenny]

i woke early one morning,

the earth lay cool and still

when suddenly a tiny bird

perched on my window sill,

he sang a song so lovely

so carefree and so gay,

that slowly all my troubles

began to slip away.

he sang of far off places

of laughter and of fun,

it seemed very thrilling,

brought up the morning sun.

i stirred beneath the covers

crept slowly out of bed,

then gently shut the window

and crushed his :cuss: ing head.

i'm NOT a morning person.
That is HILARIOUS!!! I know exactly what you mean!

What's with all the sad poems? And why can't people write them good? Most of 'em sound like bad emo songs. (And we all know emo sucks to begin with!)

[BigBadBeDDy]

That is HILARIOUS!!! I know exactly what you mean!

What's with all the sad poems? And why can't people write them good? Most of 'em sound like bad emo songs. (And we all know emo sucks to begin with!)


haha oh man don't get me started on that whole emo thing....i hate them ever so much :shooting: and i'm not even lieing when i tell you that i honestly have a shirt that says "no emo chicks" its classic seeing as how a quarter of the kids at my school are emo....and i am hated by every single one of them...i wonder why? :cheers:



merry christmas to all!



P.S. i have a pic of the shirt if no beleives it is real.

[NotKai]

I dont believe it is real plz post the pic.

[Indignant]

ya dood i cal teh shenz

[BigBadBeDDy]

i knew no1 would believe me...so here is the pics

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/7854/pict0147cd8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4019/pict0146nz5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


i made it at one of those make your own t-shirt stores...



once again i wish all a very merry Christmas

[Altimas]

I wish my lawn was emo....


So it would cut itself! *ba dum Pish!!!*

[NotKai]

i knew no1 would believe me...so here is the pics

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/7854/pict0147cd8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4019/pict0146nz5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


i made it at one of those make your own t-shirt stores...



once again i wish all a very merry Christmas

That looks like photoshop!

[slade]

That looks like photoshop!
there is a direct correlation in teenagers between emoness and photoshop skills. so either its real, or...

[tbizzle0]

I wish my lawn was emo....


So it would cut itself! *ba dum Pish!!!*

haha, that cracked me up

[BigBadBeDDy]

you guys think everything is photoshopped these days...have a little faith.But if guys really think its photoshopped i'll grab sum pics of me wearing it or something like that. and the blacks dont match up because the girl who was working at the store just started working there and she didn't know how to work the program properly.

[NotKai]

Yes I demand pics of u wearing it or I call shenz.

[Triangle]

Yes I demand pics of u wearing it or I call shenz.

Canada sucks.

[mr.mag218]

roses are red
violets are blue
caturday sucks
and don miguel too

[Triangle]

roses are red
violets are blue
caturday sucks
and don miguel too




watching while you sleep
you sleep with your mouth open
which is convenient

[mr.mag218]

the funny thing is, im not sleeping ;)

[billybob_81067]

the funny thing is, im not sleeping ;)

Oh so you just pretend to sleep with your mouth open for Triangle's convenience... You're really a nice guy!

LOL

[Triangle]

A brown haired girl is but a whisper on the breeze,
one minute she here, and the next she is gone.
I am as distant and as inconsistant as ever,
although you could swear that things are different.
When I am missed, it's not even named.
Are you missing me?
Am I expendable?

--
Of all the things that were, there were mostly remnants.

There was the faint lingering of chocolate in her mouth. Sour sweet patches beneath her tongue, against her gums. And there were the sounds of rufus wainwright's longing voice humming softly against the beating silence of night. "Every kind of love, or at least my kind of love, must be an imaginary love to start with. I guess that can explain the rain.."
The rain could've been sleeping against the windowsils for the lack of noise it made..
for the lack of resistance it forced up out of itself.
Even the wind, which loved to take on leaves and howls, only tugged at the obliging trees half heartedly. Remnants of passion.
Such a serious silence for supple white fingers and clean edged metal. A dance that could've evoked shrieks and moans from any spectator simply skirted itself into performance numbly, quietly. A soft unzipping sound rang as satin gave way to red, shining mercury. plasma lava.
It was a private show of life in strings. There she was, and there were the remnants of her life, hanging in strings of stained velvet. Pools of liquid red iron and black, hollow, nothingness. Secret skins of loves and loathes, sea glass and sour candies, cinema and victorian lace could not save
the remnants of passion.

--
Also: Damnit.

[SCpoloRicker]

Reading the front page made me feel a lot better. Against that heinous background, my crimes were pale and meaningless. I was a relatively respectable citizen — a multiple felon, perhaps, but certainly not dangerous. And when the Great Scorer came to write against my name, that would surely make a difference. Or would it? I turned to the sports page and saw a small item about Muhammad Ali; his case was before the Supreme Court, the final appeal. He'd been sentenced to five years in prison for refusing to kill "slopes." "I ain't got nothin' against them Viet Congs," he said. Five years. Suddenly I felt guilty again.

-HST

[Desega]

This thread is made of old and ancient. http://www.amifobornot.com/images/Cat/Very-Funny-Cat-4.jpg

[SCpoloRicker]

Beer kitty without animation really isn't much of anything.

[Desega]

http://static.flickr.com/70/178042151_e8d5a92cc9_m.jpg
Hitler Kitty?

[Triangle]

http://static.flickr.com/70/178042151_e8d5a92cc9_m.jpg
Hitler Kitty?

No no, not in my threads.
Only in the other ones.

[grEnAlEins]

Roses are red
Plums are plum
And plump and lovely
Just like your bum

Roses are red,
Teals are teal
If I read you poems
Can I cop a feel?

:rofl:

[NotKai]

Rose are Red
I hate Grenaleins.

[Macaroni Feets]

I miss Triangle.

[calebh]

any moron can
write haiku. just stop at the
seventeenth syllab

[Indignant]

poetic

[paintballfiend]

I plays the paintball wif a gun
I makes it to the 50 wif a run
I shoots da bulets at yo face
Paint gets in yo eyes, feel like mace
Pop one bulets on yo pants
Yo team got P0w3d like lil ants
But u wipe cuz you so agg
An say I suk cuz I roc a mag
Then yous get one in teh balls
Cuz that wa we do on AO dog
So next time show a little manners
Because skill and accuracy are all that matters...

[Lenny]

PB Fiend,

Rap < Poetry

Try harder.

[jenarelJAM]

PB Fiend,

Rap < Poetry

Try harder.
Agreed

[paintballfiend]

Can't rappers be poetic?
I mean, there is some dept in songs about rims and hoes. :rofl:

[Lenny]

Can't rappers be poetic?
I mean, there is some dept in songs about rims and hoes. :rofl:
...and bustin' caps, and "grillz"... Oh yeah...

How can someone be a "gangsta" if they don't belong to a gang? I've never understood that.

[iambored]

How can someone be a "gangsta" if they don't belong to a gang? I've never understood that.
SHH! We don't want them to know that! :p

[iambored]

His name was Bob
He wanted a job
But Rob
Said "no" to Bob
And Bob has no job

Bob tried Fast Food
And even Walmart, Too.
But Bob couldn't get a job

Bob got a job
choppin' down logs
with tree-huggers attackin' galore

^^^
That's poetry

[Circle]

His name was Bob
He wanted a job
But Rob
Said "no" to Bob
And Bob has no job

Bob tried Fast Food
And even Walmart, Too.
But Bob couldn't get a job

Bob got a job
choppin' down logs
with tree-huggers attackin' galore

^^^
That's poetry

AWESOME.