Fights

[Kyle.Kimber]

What fights have you guys gotten into. Say how old you were.

I'll start. This kid whose been bugging me all semester decides to just attack me and starts to punch me. I wasn't sure if at first he was trying to mess around, but the third punch was on the ear. I took it for about two seconds and then I grabbed his index and middle finger, got him into a finger lock and then proceeded to twist his arm until he had to hunch over. then I tripped him and he gave up. Yep, I was siked cuz I felt like such a badass.

This happened last week.

If you grab someone by the fingers, is that a finger lock?

[Triangle]

In Before

a. manly men
b. Fake stories
c. big manly men and fake stories
d. Lock

[geekwarrior]

In Before

a. manly men
b. Fake stories
c. big manly men and fake stories
d. Lock


lol...probably...

Never been in an all out fist fight, guess I'm to easy going. Knocked a 16 yr old kid on his butt(in front of his 5 yrish brother) for trying to look over the dressing room walls while my wife was trying on clothes....but thats it

[Kyle.Kimber]

In Before

a. manly men
b. Fake stories
c. big manly men and fake stories
d. Lock

I don't care if you strtch the truth, as long as its remotely believable and enertaining.

[behemoth]

In Before

a. manly men
b. Fake stories
c. big manly men and fake stories
d. Lock

This one time, i took on 4 Guys. Two were pro wrestlers, and the other two were NFL Linebackers.

i whooped em sooo hard. Then i got the cops on me, trying to arrest me, and i beat them too.

IT WAS CRAZY.

[PyRo]

This one time, i took on 4 Guys. Two were pro wrestlers, and the other two were NFL Linebackers.

i whooped em sooo hard. Then i got the cops on me, trying to arrest me, and i beat them too.

IT WAS CRAZY.
Did I ever tell you about the time I defeated the German army?
Really? Because I did it twice.
In my sleep.
Before I was born.
Really.

[Linkwarner]

I once beat a guy with a combat boot... I grabbed it by the laces, and swung it right in his face!

[Triangle]

You know.

I'm not too sure the latter video was AO appropriate.

Ninja Edit: Lots of NSFW Language, and content.

[Triangle]

LOL at Kimbo Slice. He got the tar beat out of him by who was it, Gannon? Some MMA Police Officer

[-Snake-]

I remember one fight at football practice my freshman year, this guy cut in front of the water line right in front of me and I told him to get in the back of the line. He gave me some BS about how linebackers are to get water first, so I got my cup and splashed it right in his face. He got pissed, I got pissed, and I blacked out for a minute when I charged him, he ended giving me a black eye and I got up and walked to the locker room.

I still remember his name, Tyler Shockley. He was one of the "cool" guys and I wasn't. I thought by playing football I could gain some popularity, but I look back now and realize its all superficial. Plus, once I got into paintball, I found something I truly loved, not something that I thought would please people. Thats my story.

[behemoth]

I remember one fight at football practice my freshman year, this guy cut in front of the water line right in front of me and I told him to get in the back of the line. He gave me some BS about how linebackers are to get water first, so I got my cup and splashed it right in his face. He got pissed, I got pissed, and I blacked out for a minute when I charged him, he ended giving me a black eye and I got up and walked to the locker room.

I still remember his name, Tyler Shockley. He was one of the "cool" guys and I wasn't. I thought by playing football I could gain some popularity, but I look back now and realize its all superficial. Plus, once I got into paintball, I found something I truly loved, not something that I thought would please people. Thats my story.

Marry me?

[bentothejam1n]

You know.

I'm not too sure the latter video was AO appropriate.

Ninja Edit: Lots of NSFW Language, and content.
now that i watch it again, youre probably right

[behemoth]

now that i watch it again, youre probably right

I love when he gets his sinus cavity caved in.

nothing says badass like "I CANT BREEEF RIGHT *gurgle*'

What about stabbing a guy in the neck?

[bentothejam1n]

I love when he gets his sinus cavity caved in.

nothing says badass like "I CANT BREEEF RIGHT *gurgle*'

What about stabbing a guy in the neck?
hey man i just want to entertain man... this is my first fight

[behemoth]

hey man i just want to entertain man... this is my first fight

The mexicans know how to get down.

And then jump up, and get down again.

and again

and again.

[Triangle]

The mexicans know how to get down.

And then jump up, and get down again.

and again

and again.



Cyprus hill anyone?

[behemoth]

Cyprus hill anyone?

So you wanna be a rock superstar?

[Triangle]

So you wanna be a rock superstar?

Live large?

[behemoth]

Live large?

you know how we do.

[skife]

so yeah, this one time, i got piss *** drunk and got the snot beat out of me, i had bruises for like 3 weeks, i apparently got hit with a phone book and some other stuff i guess.

good thing all i have to remember it is this picture
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/1713/n51297374477084309vt3.jpg

the guy on top of me is a retired marine, had 2 trips in iraq, and he's lots stronger than me.

[behemoth]

so yeah, this one time, i got piss *** drunk and got the snot beat out of me, i had bruises for like 3 weeks, i apparently got hit with a phone book and some other stuff i guess.

good thing all i have to remember it is this picture
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/1713/n51297374477084309vt3.jpg

the guy on top of me is a retired marine, had 2 trips in iraq, and he's lots stronger than me.

Dude, better take that down.

Gay porn isnt allowed here.

Those hamsters in the back for later?

[skife]

Dude, better take that down.

Gay porn isnt allowed here.

Those hamsters in the back for later?


someone told me i actually got beat with one of those hamster balls.

[behemoth]

someone told me i actually got beat with one of those hamster balls.

I bet you liked it, too.

[bentothejam1n]

someone told me i actually got beat with one of those hamster balls.
beat where? its ok to tell us where he touched you

[personman]

I bet you liked it, too.
I know I would.

[behemoth]

I know I would.

We know you would. We know.

[personman]

We know you would. We know.
OR DO YOU?!?!111

[behemoth]

OR DO YOU?!?!111

Archos?

[Kyle.Kimber]

One time a garage door slammed on my head. I got it back though :shooting: :shooting: :shooting:

[Carbon]

I once shot a man in Reno.


you know...just to watch him die...

[behemoth]

I once shot a man in Reno.


you know...just to watch him die...

True story?

I've fought tougher men, but i really cant remember when. He kicked like a mule, and he bit like a crocodile.

[Kyle.Kimber]

True story?

I've fought tougher men, but i really cant remember when. He kicked like a mule, and he bit like a crocodile.

Are you taliking bout my daddy....uhhh...Sue

[Kyle.Kimber]

I once shot a man in Reno.


you know...just to watch him die...

Yeah, I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot the deputy.

[Kyle.Kimber]

My baby shot me down one time... Which reminds me when I took the entire crazy 88 gang and Oren Ishi Ee in a yellow jumpsuit. It was crazy.

I'M THE KING OF SEGWAYS

[behemoth]

One time a garage door slammed on my head. I got it back though :shooting: :shooting: :shooting:

Did you happen to "get it back" by head butting it?

I mean, that'd make perfect sense.

[Kyle.Kimber]

Did you happen to "get it back" by head butting it?

I mean, that'd make perfect sense.

Noooo, I shot it. I could of sworn I made it perfectly clear when I had done the :shooting: :shooting: :shooting: thing.

Silver bullets; only thing that'll take a garage door down.

[Nick E]

Never gotten in an all out fist fight, I usually end up shutting *****es down verbally before **** like that even starts..Lol, some kid tried to start something last friday, I have a feeling I'm going to have to beat some ***** *** next tuesday...I usually don't even get in fist fights, I kinda like wrestle people into a pin on the ground and they kinda stay there, lol.

[CKY_Alliance]

Never gotten in an all out fist fight, I usually end up shutting *****es down verbally before **** like that even starts..Lol, some kid tried to start something last friday, I have a feeling I'm going to have to beat some ***** *** next tuesday...I usually don't even get in fist fights, I kinda like wrestle people into a pin on the ground and they kinda stay there, lol.

So you like wrestling other guys to the ground do ya....theres no place for your type around this here neck of the woods boy.

[behemoth]

So you like wrestling other guys to the ground do ya....theres no place for your type around this here neck of the woods boy.

Aww, just because you like to be the dominant one dosent mean you cant give him a chance...

[CKY_Alliance]

Aww, just because you like to be the dominant one dosent mean you cant give him a chance...


I like to be "handled" every now and again..but only by you. <3

[behemoth]

I like to be "handled" every now and again..but only by you. <3

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh.,

[CKY_Alliance]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh.,

Oh sorry...I don't want to make anyone jealous..like mobsterboy.

[Pneumagger]

Never gotten in an all out fist fight, I usually end up shutting *****es down verbally before **** like that even starts..Lol, some kid tried to start something last friday, I have a feeling I'm going to have to beat some ***** *** next tuesday...I usually don't even get in fist fights, I kinda like wrestle people into a pin on the ground and then snuggle.
fixed

[Nick E]

Awww damn guys, you figured it out. You know im a softie at heart. But I call the top if we get into "teh buttsecksing"