House broken into.

[Triangle]

AO,


This dude tried to break into my house last night around 2am. I waited patiently for him to climb through while I sat there with a folding chair in hand.

After the got half-way though I went 'Mick Foley' on his head. I thought I had knocked him out, but apparently I've watched too much TV. He got back up, and I gave him 10 more slams or so and called the Police to hand over the twitching body.

The story gets stranger: On his person they found:

- 8 track tape (unlabeled)
- Flashlight (without batteries)
- Half eaten box of Fig Newtons
- Measuring tape
- Instructions to 'Monopoly'


I think I killed MacGyver.

[FA22RaptorF22]

1) that is scary to have some loser break in...

2) you pwned him lol

3) what the heck was he doing with that stuff

4) you should have shot him with your mag :D

5) lol

[personman]

sigh.

[Triangle]

1) that is scary to have some loser break in...

2) you pwned him lol

3) what the heck was he doing with that stuff

4) you should have shot him with your mag :D

5) lol


1) Copypasta

2) Mmhmm'

3) He's Macgyver

4) I dont shoot a mag.

5) lol

[MoeMag]

How bad did you mess him up?

Folding chair! LOL

[SpecialBlend2786]

wtf

[MANN]

There is cell phone coverage on Utube. Honest. It shows him jumping off the top rope, and body slamming him.

[RobOpel]

Best use of a folding chair.


Ever.

[maxama10]

Im assuming a metal folding chair and not the beach type. Im in awe, I wouldve thought for sure that would knock someone out.

[Rudz]

way to go derek!!! whopp that arse!!

[Pneumagger]

Shoulda Shoop'd his arse...

But hey, whatever gets the job done. ;)

/Personally, I woulda pissed my 120lb Rottweiler off in the next room then opened the door once the guy was in.

[Triangle]

This is not copypasta

[gimp]

I would beat someone with a folding chair for some fig newtons.

[neppo1345]

SHENANIGANS

[Desega]

OMG That's awesome! Although personally I would have picked something heavier, like a bust of J. Edgar Hoover. Yah, that'd work

[DSR75]

Trust me, from personal experience, one can withstand several blows from a medal folding chair. I had the worst headache I've ever had in my life and I couldn't see straight for a day and half but I was still swinging standing after 4 shots. Could be I'm 6'7 300 with a head like a brick.

[olinar]

man i wish someone would try to break in.me and my bros would prolly beat him to death.i have a wooden bat i keep next to my bed and my brother has a double sided sword(like a lordof the rings type sword)and a aktana set.i wouldve messed him up.

[geekwarrior]

that is the last time I come over to your house to camp in your backyard and play monopoly.

/my head hurts
//and i even brought you cookies

[bentothejam1n]

man i wish someone would try to break in.me and my bros would prolly beat him to death.i have a wooden bat i keep next to my bed and my brother has a double sided sword(like a lordof the rings type sword)and a aktana set.i wouldve messed him up.
having a sword and using a sword are two different things

[Lenny]

having a sword and using a sword are two different things
QFT.

Here in Ohio, you are allowed to kill (literally) any intruder in your home. Seriously. But once they're outside, it must be in self defense only (even if they're still on your property).

Gotta love Ohio law! :D :cool:
(By the way, I was told this from a detective hanging out at my local PB shop. :ninja: )

[Desega]

man i wish someone would try to break in.me and my bros would prolly beat him to death.i have a wooden bat i keep next to my bed and my brother has a double sided sword(like a lordof the rings type sword)and a aktana set.i wouldve messed him up.

I have a huge collection of swords that would be handy in a break in, but when push comes to shove I keep a Bennelli in my room right by my Walther. :shooting:

[jenarelJAM]

that is the last time I come over to your house to camp in your backyard and play monopoly.

/my head hurts
//and i even brought you cookies
I :rofl: 'd

[olinar]

having a sword and using a sword are two different things


ya your right but i woulda still messed him up with my bat,hopefully he doesnt have a weapon lol.

[warbeak2099]

QFT.

Here in Ohio, you are allowed to kill (literally) any intruder in your home. Seriously. But once they're outside, it must be in self defense only (even if they're still on your property).

Gotta love Ohio law! :D :cool:
(By the way, I was told this from a detective hanging out at my local PB shop. :ninja: )

That's pretty much how it is in most states. Very cool. And logical too!

[Lohman446]

However, while you may be criminally protected you are still civally liable for it.

[Pneumagger]

However, while you may be criminally protected you are still civally liable for it.

Hide the body.

[Desega]

Thats why God made lakes. A lesurly drive to the next town, a qiuck dip in the pond, and home you go.

[Lohman446]

that is the last time I come over to your house to camp in your backyard and play monopoly.

/my head hurts
//and i even brought you cookies


Those aren't cookies, its a fig newton

Jeez, theres a difference... :p

[thecavemankevin]

QFT.

Here in Ohio, you are allowed to kill (literally) any intruder in your home. Seriously. But once they're outside, it must be in self defense only (even if they're still on your property).

Gotta love Ohio law! :D :cool:
(By the way, I was told this from a detective hanging out at my local PB shop. :ninja: )


what if he is half in/half out of your house?


derrek, you should have robbed him...instructions to how teh monopolies works is top secrets. you coulda sold dat on the black market and made bank sun.

[Desega]

He has a point.

[beam]

haha very nice.

Let us know how it turns out.

[SCpoloRicker]

geekwarrior:

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/3251/owllol1fg.jpg

[thecavemankevin]

found next years xmas present for triangle

http://i16.ebayimg.com/04/i/07/0c/ff/94_1_sbl.JPG

[Maggot6]

Anybody else thinking it was Don?

[geekwarrior]

Anybody else thinking it was Don?


lol...i don't think DM could climb through a window.

[billybob_81067]

lol...i don't think DM could climb through a window.

Unless there was a twinky on the other side! :)

[Desega]

http://www.jokejunk.zoomshare.com/album/Funny%20Photos/images/f700d57fe9a6cdafd85eb0721c108558_11352116030/image.jpg