10 Reasons to Date a Paintballer!

[p8ntbal4me]

10 Reasons to Date a Paintballer

10: We're not afraid to get a little messy.
9: Every single one of us has a rep. as a "Ballah"
8: We all have at least 12 inch barrels.
7: We always wear protection.
6: We can work up the middle as well as the corners.
5: We know how to handle our balls.
4: We can "shoot" from ANY angle, in ANY possition. :headbang:
3: It takes us only a matter of seconds to find the sweet spot. :nono:
2: If needed, we will never take our finger off the "trigger". :p
1: We can shoot load after load. :shooting:

I found this online, copied it,.. then changed 1 of the numbers (it was lame).

Enjoy!

[Super_Stalker]

Thats not very school appropiate.

[dave p]

wow, that is quite a bit of wishful thinking right there.

[jenarelJAM]

Lol, this comes up every so often, there's a version with around 20 of them too...

[Lenny]

8: We all have at least 12 inch barrels.

Unless you're using a stock 8" Phantom barrel. :dodgy:

[paintballfiend]

Since when has anyone on this forum been on a date? :rofl:

[snoopay700]

Alas, i only have an 8 inch crown point, although i do have another one that's 12 inches.

[BD_Paintball]

very very old but still funny

[jenarelJAM]

Since when has anyone on this forum been on a date? :rofl:
I believe Pneumagger just got engaged...
:wow:

[trevorjk]

I believe Pneumagger just got engaged...
:wow:

PICS OR SHENS!!!! :p :D

[ahellers]

I was wondering if he ever went through with that.
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[neppo1345]

Top 10 reasons NOT to date a paintballer:

1. Dinner and a Movie? Hell no, I need 60.00 for paint tomorrow morning.

2. Hunny, you want to go to breakfast tomorrow morning? Hell no, I have to ref tomorrow morning.

3. Can we go XX location from spring break? Hell no, I have a tournament that weekend.

4. Can we go XX location on long weekend you don't have a tournament? Whoops, I just spent the 900.00 I had saved on a new gun.

5. Can't tell which ones are welts and which ones are from the other girl.

6. "Happy valentines day hon, here I hope you like it!" She excitedly rips open package "Oh, THANKS hunny, what's a pulse? Oh, you're going to want to 'borrow' this aren't you?"

7. Hon, come sit here and watch this movie with me! -- Sorry, I can't someone posted pictures of the new DM on PbN

9. Come play paintball with me! Come play paintball with me! Come play paintball with me!
Why won't you come play paintball with me?

10. You're going to have to choose, paintball or me? "ummmm, okay. I'll be at the field thinking about it"



THIS IS NOT COPYPASTA

[Prairie]

Top 10 reasons NOT to date a paintballer:

1. Dinner and a Movie? Hell no, I need 60.00 for paint tomorrow morning.

2. Hunny, you want to go to breakfast tomorrow morning? Hell no, I have to ref tomorrow morning.

3. Can we go XX location from spring break? Hell no, I have a tournament that weekend.

4. Can we go XX location on long weekend you don't have a tournament? Whoops, I just spent the 900.00 I had saved on a new gun.

5. Can't tell which ones are welts and which ones are from the other girl.

6. "Happy valentines day hon, here I hope you like it!" She excitedly rips open package "Oh, THANKS hunny, what's a pulse? Oh, you're going to want to 'borrow' this aren't you?"

7. Hon, come sit here and watch this movie with me! -- Sorry, I can't someone posted pictures of the new DM on PbN

9. Come play paintball with me! Come play paintball with me! Come play paintball with me!
Why won't you come play paintball with me?

10. You're going to have to choose, paintball or me? "ummmm, okay. I'll be at the field thinking about it"



THIS IS NOT COPYPASTA

Holy crap. So accurate.

[KillerOfGiants]

10. You're going to have to choose, paintball or me? "ummmm, okay. I'll be at the field thinking about it"

:rofl: :dance: :rofl:

[emumikey]

lets add to the list

11. capable of wiggling two fingers very quickly in small spaces

(not mine)

[Desega]

Unless you're using a stock 8" Phantom barrel. :dodgy:
LOL, I just ordered one of those

[bentothejam1n]

8: We all have at least 12 inch barrels.

i have a three incher guys....

[MANN]

1. We aren’t afraid to get down and dirty
2. We know how to listen to directions
3. We at least have a ten inch barrel
4. We can fire off hundreds of rounds without getting tired.
5. We always wear protection
6. We love to be aggressive, head first into anything
7. We like to push hard, but not TOO hard.
8. We never forget to lube.
9. We always have to have the best **** on the field.
10. If we run out of gas, it takes less than 5 seconds to get us going again!
11. We know how to work any position front, back, and all in between
12. We're good at moving our fingers extremely fast in small places
13. We can move & contort our bodies into weird positions
14. We know how to use a condom
15. We're used to 2 on 1
and 3 on 1 situations
16. Standing, kneeling, laying down... really it doesn’t matter
17. We have great aim
18. We dont mind a little pain
19. We will play any chance we get
20. When we play we look good doing it!'

not mine

[kiltedpainter]

# Paintguns aren't warm and cuddly.
# It is ok if you over lube your girlfriend.
# You laugh when your girlfriend farts.
# Girls basically clean and maintain themselves.
# Changing the appearance of your girlfriend is easier than an anodize and mill job.
# A girl can buy you dinner and take you to the movies.
# When you talk to a girl and call her by name - people don't look at you funny.
# Girls don't have brass nipples.
# Girls don't run out of air.
# Paintguns won't lick your welts.
# You don't mind a "wet barrel" on a girl.
# Even if your "paint" doesnt match the "barrel" - a good girl will tell you it is a good size.
# Stainless steel doesn't stretch.
# A girl doesn't throw anything at you at 300fps.
# You don't need to wear a mask around a girl.
# You never need to retime a girl.
# Girls don't blow (cup) seals.
# Most guys wont look at your girl and tell you it sucks (to your face).
# You can take your girl in public and not have the police harrass you.
# You can leave your girl at home on sunday.
# It is ok to short stroke your girl.
# A girl wont chop your (paint) balls.
# Girls don't have ugly hoppers.
# Paintguns dont give hugs

found it a while back, is a copy/paste.

[Paintchucker]

i have a three incher guys....


I'm not sure I would have told that! ROFLAMO

[kypaintballing13]

very funny

[Niox]

Holmbush used to have a saying...

"Paintballers do it 'till their balls burst"

[AJInABox09]

Since when has anyone on this forum been on a date? :rofl:
everyone but...you? :p

[master_alexander]

everyone but...you? :p

wow, this seems like an approprate time for... http://www.explosm.net/comics/804/

[p8ntbal4me]

wow, this seems like an approprate time for... http://www.explosm.net/comics/804/


LOL! Awesome!

[Spartan X]

Yeah and if you try and use these lines on a girl, they will pretty much turn and run, or at least put you on there mental "do not hang around" list.

[Lohman446]

Yeah and if you try and use these lines on a girl, they will pretty much turn and run, or at least put you on there mental "do not hang around" list.

Some of them might work on my g/f. Though I admit she is not the ideal test subject to see if something works...

[bentothejam1n]

I'm not sure I would have told that! ROFLAMO
i was rounding up....

[REDRT]

Cute, but just shy of 33 I try to be a little more grown up a mature around the ladies.