I need help ...

[turbo chicken]

I need some answers can someone post me a "how to" guide for these so called "internets"

-What are internets?
-How do I acquire these internets?
-How does one redeem his internets?

Thanks for the help ...




Man i can't wait for the answers ... :D lol :rofl:

[AlphaPaintballRef2]

-What are internets?


Its a series of tubes...

[beam]

Its a series of tubes...

Good start alpha...

To continue on: It's a series of tubes invented by Al Gore in the 80's

The US put a quota on all internets in the 90's so if you don't already have some...be prepared to spend a pretty penny...or at least a marginally attractive penny.

It is said in internets lore, that if you can find the end of the rainbow, take the red pill, and determine the correct number licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop, then and only then can you redeem your internets.

Good luck on your quest.

Oh and all this can be found on wikipedia.

[SCpoloRicker]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/3282/goawayimsurfing6ujqd4.jpg

[thecavemankevin]

http://battellemedia.com/images/Blog+Image_thumb_seriesoftubes.jpg

http://www.iozzi.net/images/internets.jpg

http://images.yuku.com/image/jpeg/d5125ab49d9d6cb8b5a8332c3897bffaa69da33.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/o/-/bush_invent_internets.jpg

http://www.house8.com/weblog/archives/andrew/images/internets.jpg

[turbo chicken]

i forget about wiki ... ill look it up tonight ... but still interested in what AO's definition of "internets" is ...

[CKY_Alliance]

First rule of the Internets

Don't ask about the Internets

[turbo chicken]

I made an update to wiki for "internets" ... anyone care to add to my update?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internets