Pick-up lines?

[tech-chan]

Al-right you sexy men on AO I wanna hear your best pick-up lines...

Here's mine:
~Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
~The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
~Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
~If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
~You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

[ntn4502]

If I flip a coin, what are the chances I'll get head?

[SCpoloRicker]

I make lots and lots of money.

[ntn4502]

Excuse me for being blunt, but I would like to have sex with you.

[mag_lover05]

Excuse me for being blunt, but I would like to have sex with you.

:headbang:

:hail:


you win.

[Lenny]

Excuse me, ma'am, but are you trying to smuggle tic-tacs? Or are you just cold?

Speaking of, where's fishy been?

[jenarelJAM]

:lick finger and touch her shirt:

"Lets get you out of those wet clothes..."

[neppo1345]

Nice shoes...

yeah, you know the rest.

[slade]

Excuse me for being blunt, but I would like to have sex with you.
i liked the line from "a beautiful mind" better.


I dont think i have any pickup lines i can release to the AO crowd. such powerful weapons in the hands of don miguel would be devastating.

[slade]

actually, i have one i can release.

hang out with dm.

go up to a girl.

say "take your pick"

[FARMER00]

ok here is the winner, and sadly it has worked on 2 occasions

if you were my sister, incest would be cool

[warpig13]

actually, i have one i can release.

hang out with dm.

go up to a girl.

say "take your pick"

No.
That would just turn a straight chick gay.

Hangin with dm = NO love.

[paintballwannab]

"I wanna touch your belly button..........From the inside"



and yes it works =]

[Jimmykaboots]

I got hungry and couldn't find a fig, mind if I have a date?

[Desega]

"Wanna get a coke and make out?" When they say no or look at you funny say "Alright, forget the coke."
I've got a 16" stiffi in my gear bag.

[bentothejam1n]

you busy?
no
you wanna get busy?

[jenarelJAM]

"Wanna get a coke and make out?" When they say no or look at you funny say "Alright, forget the coke."

I'm trying this one...

[tech-chan]

Those are some nice pants you have, can I try them on for size?

[Altimas]

Is that a Mirror in your pocket? Cause I sure can see myself in your pants!

[tech-chan]

Are those space pants? Cause your buts out of this world!

[turbo chicken]

Excuse me for being blunt, but I would like to have sex with you.
heh ... this worked once for me ... drunken college girls rule!!!

[tech-chan]

screw that.

[Altimas]

screw that.

Well thats the idea...

[turbo chicken]

Excuse me for being blunt, but I would like to have sex with you.
heh ... this worked once for me ... drunken college girls rule!!!

I should have qualified this by saying I was at a small barbeque with a few friends at a park playing volleyball/basketball. We has seen eachother in similar circumstances but not spoken.

and it was more like ... "after everyone starts to leave you want to go to my place and (insert colorful word here)" ... she said nothing ... just smiled and turned around ... i left without looking to see if she was still there ... and about 5 mins after i got home guess who :ninja: knocked on my door !!! :wow: :D

Yeah ... like i said before drunken college girls rule!!! :headbang:

[tech-chan]

This another one of those classic threads, heres another one:
Bond. James Bond.

[tech-chan]

And another one!

Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and address I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing which will win you an all expense paid date with me.

[FooTemps]

My best pick up line that actually works:

"I teach dance."

It's gotten me a few numbers/myspaces/aim SNs ever since the first time I used it at the airport.

[EPIC_Vader]

"excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[FARMER00]

"excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
lol thats a good one



Lets Breed... beautiful

or you could say your a doctor and use the old free mamagram test thingy

[Kyle.Kimber]

Your legs are like butter, I wanna spread em.
Hmmmm. Why does this thread seem familiar...Oh yeah because I posted this same thread a lil while back. I'm not gonna bother finding the link, because their is no point. I know its a good topic for a forum. :rolleyes:

[Lenny]

...or you could say your a doctor and use the old free mamagram test thingy
http://www.weirdnewstoday.com/uploaded_images/free-mammogram-750535.jpg

[tech-chan]

I can't top that.

[paintballfiend]

"What will 20 dollars get me"
Works every time. :rofl:

[jenarelJAM]

"What will 20 dollars get me"
Works every time. :rofl:
probably slapped...

[paintballfiend]

probably slapped...
But I do always end up getting something. :D

[jman511115]

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes...

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!

Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Can I read your T shirt in braille?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you!

[jman511115]

Oh, I forgot my favorite one.

What has 156 teeth and holds back godzilla?





My zipper.

[kosmo]

I dont need pickup lines, my drinking buddies all call me horse"rooster". Works well when one of them goes to get the drinks and yells across the bar "hey horse(rooster), what kind of beer do you want?"

[Jimmykaboots]

What Zodiac are you babe? I'm year of the horse, especially where it counts. Wanna check for me?