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kosmo
04-03-2007, 02:47 PM
So Im sitting here surfing AO, and I managed to fart. Twice. Really, this is a big deal. Ive had a serious case of the runs for the past few days, and the medics thought it could turn into dysentery, and I couldnt fart without leaking. Just thought youd all like to know.

/dont eat Afghan food
geekwarrior
04-03-2007, 02:49 PM
i'm afraid to ask....did it leave skid marks?
kosmo
04-03-2007, 03:17 PM
No, the runs are going away. Thats why Im so happy.
Archangel Kid
04-03-2007, 03:20 PM
I hate you. I've had a stomach virus for the past week and I haven't been able to fart or poop :mad:. It's not a good feeling at all. I wish I could join you in your happiness but I've yet to hit the point where I can fart :p
bornl33t
04-03-2007, 03:28 PM
Man I was in mexico last week. And the day we left we got stuck in Phoenix thanks to a involuntary bump by us airways. I dunno if it was the tons of juice, the water or the raw fish but I woke up in phonix without ANY luggage with the worst case of mudbutt EVER!
Thordic
04-03-2007, 03:33 PM
Did you fart with confidence, or were you just taking a chance you wouldn't soil yourself?
rkjunior303
04-03-2007, 03:34 PM
everyone's slipped one past the goalie at some point in their life.
geekwarrior
04-03-2007, 03:37 PM
everyone's slipped one past the goalie at some point in their life.

hmmm.....I can't say that I've ever experienced a shart.
thecavemankevin
04-03-2007, 03:55 PM
hmmm.....I can't say that I've ever experienced a shart.


i call shenz
geekwarrior
04-03-2007, 04:00 PM
i call shenz


sorry, no butt secks here.... :p
kosmo
04-03-2007, 04:08 PM
Did you fart with confidence, or were you just taking a chance you wouldn't soil yourself?

The first one was reluctantly, but once I realized all was well the second one got all I could give it. I feel sorry for the poor goon on the computer next to me.

Also, its kinda scary being stuck on the toilet during a 6.2 earthquake (http://www.onlinenews.com.pk/details.php?id=110504)
gimp
04-03-2007, 05:57 PM
weird. I had a dream that a I sharted last night.
Lenny
04-04-2007, 12:40 AM
Wow. You all *officially* have no lives.
paintballfiend
04-04-2007, 07:33 PM
I farted in my school's library. I tought it was going to be a small, quiet one. I quickly realized it was gonna be a good one. Needless to say the whole floor looked over in my direction. All I could do was laught my butt off. :rofl:
ahellers
04-05-2007, 11:08 AM
I just farted reading the last post!!! :dance:
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