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FactsOfLife
06-07-2007, 11:14 AM
Where do I go to start the riots?
steiner79
06-07-2007, 11:16 AM
Im with ya let her sit her time
I had too :D
geekwarrior
06-07-2007, 11:18 AM
hey, she has a medical condition. give her a break. :nono:



:spit_take
Warwitch
06-07-2007, 11:19 AM
She should have so spend the remaining 40 days at my house. What she needs is a good spanking :D
SCpoloRicker
06-07-2007, 11:25 AM
Damn LIEburals.
geekwarrior
06-07-2007, 11:26 AM
She should have so spend the remaining 40 days at my house. What she needs is a good spanking :D


I think someone already got to do that...hence the early release.
surfbum
06-07-2007, 11:32 AM
Damn LIEburals.

this has nothing to do with political parties
you = :tard:
SCpoloRicker
06-07-2007, 11:35 AM
this has nothing to do with political parties
you = :tard:

O RLY?
surfbum
06-07-2007, 11:38 AM
RLY!
Warwitch
06-07-2007, 11:45 AM
I think someone already got to do that...hence the early release.


Well aparatly lack the skill to properly change her attitude. I however do not ;)
t0nnn
06-07-2007, 12:23 PM
Did anyone see Sara Silverman making fun of her at the MTV movie awards right in the beginning LOL :rofl:
Carbon
06-07-2007, 03:03 PM
crappy as it seems... sometimes i wish i was rich and stoopid too.
bentothejam1n
06-07-2007, 04:20 PM
this has nothing to do with political parties
you = :tard:
:tard:
SCpoloRicker
06-07-2007, 05:17 PM
:tard:

I think the meter might be broken or something.
Tac-OneFun
06-07-2007, 05:23 PM
hey, she has a medical condition. give her a break. :nono:



:spit_take

I hope you were being sarcastic.

I heard her "Medical condition" was the fact that she refused to eat the food served to her.

She needs to give herself a break. She is the one that causes all these bad things to happen to her.
warpig13
06-07-2007, 05:26 PM
hey, she has a medical condition. give her a break. :nono:



:spit_take

I didnt know stupidity was a condition.
Dark Side
06-07-2007, 05:37 PM
I didnt know stupidity was a condition.

It is a genetic disease passed down to children with wealthy parents.
Carbon
06-07-2007, 06:03 PM
just for the record tho, i would bang Paris h. mercilessly.

i mean...not bad for a mugshot right?

http://www.metimes.com/images/photos/full/20070604-020326-1086.jpg
t0nnn
06-07-2007, 06:07 PM
she's pretty gross
warpig13
06-07-2007, 06:09 PM
You do that.

To me, she is severely unattractive.
t0nnn
06-07-2007, 06:12 PM
lol well put
warpig13
06-07-2007, 06:22 PM
lol well put

Thats my constuctive "shes a dirty slut" criticism
maglover728
06-07-2007, 09:00 PM
Honestly, kill her and end the hype! I want every minute I have been forced to listen to her name or any of her dealings back. Where do I file the claim check?
warpig13
06-07-2007, 09:10 PM
Honestly, kill her and end the hype! I want every minute I have been forced to listen to her name or any of her dealings back. Where do I file the claim check?

No can do.
Did that with Anna Nicole Smith.

We only get one "She deserves to sie" assassination a year. Next year we think were going to axe Brittany Spears.

But Paris is lookin good for '09
Warwitch
06-07-2007, 09:46 PM
Yeah, I would have to rank her uselessness right up there with Rosie O'Donnell. Shes almost as unattractive. Almost, but not quite.
Carbon
06-07-2007, 10:02 PM
ok now, im not saying she is damn hawt now. Shes cute, a potential heir to a billion dollar franchise and slutty. Its not like i would marry her or have a philisophical disscussion about the nations health care system.

If you're buzzed and feelin a bit randy and she came up to ya and wanted to give you the bussiness...
Rudz
06-07-2007, 10:09 PM
honestly, there isnt a straight guy i know who wouldnt give it to her if she wanted it...then again i said straight..i know darn well id give her all of it..but ya better bag it :eek:
warpig13
06-07-2007, 10:12 PM
i know darn well id give her all of it..but ya better bag it :eek:

face or tool?

/both
Warwitch
06-07-2007, 10:19 PM
If you're buzzed and feelin a bit randy and she came up to ya and wanted to give you the bussiness...


:rofl:


and by business I assume you mean night vision worthy lovin not daddy Hiltons empire!
Pneumagger
06-07-2007, 10:55 PM
Yeah, I would have to rank her uselessness right up there with Rosie O'Donnell. Shes almost as unattractive. Almost, but not quite.

Man, now that you put it like that I guess she's super unattractive. No way would I have any future relations with her. :rolleyes:

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g45/jrm33/paris.jpg
FactsOfLife
06-07-2007, 11:25 PM
honestly, there isnt a straight guy i know who wouldnt give it to her if she wanted it...then again i said straight..i know darn well id give her all of it..but ya better bag it :eek:


I'm straight, and I wouldn't touch her with your three inch pole.
trevorjk
06-07-2007, 11:28 PM
I'm straight, and I wouldn't touch her with your three inch pole.

same here!

thank god im JUST over that :p
iambored
06-08-2007, 04:40 AM
So I can crash my car and then get out of jail by not eating the food?
Whoa! That explains everything.
MoeMag
06-08-2007, 01:01 PM
Am I the only one that thinks she has a jawline like a man? That just creeps me out.
Nice body... but the face dont match. I think her sister is better looking.
FactsOfLife
06-08-2007, 01:45 PM
Paris dragged screaming from the courtroom and slapped back in the slammer!

Al Sharpton couldn't be reached for comment at this time....
maxama10
06-08-2007, 02:05 PM
No can do.
Did that with Anna Nicole Smith.

We only get one "She deserves to sie" assassination a year. Next year we think were going to axe Brittany Spears.

But Paris is lookin good for '09

I LOL'd at that, oh man... :p
Warwitch
06-08-2007, 02:10 PM
Man, now that you put it like that I guess she's super unattractive. No way would I have any future relations with her. :rolleyes:


Dont you know, everybody looks perfect when they have been photoshopped to death! Actually I was referring to her personality when I compared her to Rosie. Relations, yes! Conversation, nor friggin way!
beam
06-08-2007, 03:06 PM
Kicking and Screaming (http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070608/D8PKRLLO0.html)
MoeMag
06-08-2007, 03:06 PM
Paris dragged screaming from the courtroom and slapped back in the slammer!

Al Sharpton couldn't be reached for comment at this time....

:rofl:
iambored
06-08-2007, 03:15 PM
Paris needs more than jail time, she needs a reality check.
FactsOfLife
06-08-2007, 06:21 PM
Paris needs more than jail time, she needs a reality check.


may I suggest one of these fine products?

http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/pepper/DPS/images/group1.jpg
iambored
06-08-2007, 06:46 PM
:eek: who needs a tank as large as the one on the left?
FactsOfLife
06-08-2007, 06:48 PM
:eek: who needs a tank as large as the one on the left?


apparently raging hiltons are nothing to trifle with, they'll threaten you with credit cards, and piles of sub-standard caviar....
gimp
06-08-2007, 06:54 PM
I'd hit it. I'd just have to make it as degrading for her as possible. And I wouldn't want to look at her face. Unless she was crying. Which she would be. :argh:
t0nnn
06-08-2007, 06:58 PM
a perfectly executed cleveland steamer would a must..
gimp
06-08-2007, 07:03 PM
I think I'd go get the clap just to give it to her. It would be a double whammy
Dark Side
06-08-2007, 07:14 PM
I'm pretty sure she'll get something from being a prison biatch.
Rudz
06-08-2007, 07:23 PM
Please that chick that pay for anything she wants in jail....she can pay for the biggest bull dikes to tend to her every need.