Its Official!

[ahellers]

As of yesterday I am officially divorced! I went out and had a drink to celebrate the good news. Its amazing how much more cash i seem to have in the bank account these days!

:cheers:

t

[Steelrat]

As of yesterday I am officially divorced! I went out and had a drink to celebrate the good news. Its amazing how much more cash i seem to have in the bank account these days!

:cheers:

t

I'm both happy and sad for you. I remember when you posted about how you hoped to reconcile. I'm sure the future holds great things for you, though. Now, go plow some fields.

[Pneumagger]

As of yesterday I am officially divorced! I went out and had a drink to celebrate the good news. Its amazing how much more cash i seem to have in the bank account these days!

:cheers:

t

I thought divorces made guys poorer? I'm confuzzled. :confused: :tard:

Congrats, I guess. :cheers:
Now Buy a Machine Gun!!!

[ahellers]

I thought divorces made guys poorer? I'm confuzzled. :confused: :tard:

Congrats, I guess. :cheers:
Now Buy a Machine Gun!!!
not when theres no one around to spend all your freaken money for you. Machine gun... might be good for bear protection when im in alaska ;)

t

[Lohman446]

I thought divorces made guys poorer? I'm confuzzled. :confused: :tard:

Congrats, I guess. :cheers:
Now Buy a Machine Gun!!!

Only if there is child support or alimony

[MeÐiCX]

Got that right!! I pay $300 a WEEK in child support :(

[ahellers]

Got that right!! I pay $300 a WEEK in child support :(
and im SURE thats all going right to the kid.... right ;)

t

[Rudz]

remind me of this in case i EVER decide to get married please...

[Pneumagger]

Hey rudz... here is a reason:
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newjersey/ny-bc-nj--childsupport-pate0125jan25,0,6773344.story

[Twistedpsyche]

Hey rudz... here is a reason:
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newjersey/ny-bc-nj--childsupport-pate0125jan25,0,6773344.story

A guy I work with is going through EXACTLY the same thing!!!
The state actually refused to allow for a paternity test. :rolleyes:

[PumpPlayer]

Hey rudz... here is a reason:
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newjersey/ny-bc-nj--childsupport-pate0125jan25,0,6773344.story

That *process of engaging in carnal relations* greedy *promiscuous woman* took that poor *fatherless child* to the cleaners! And the *beast of burden; donkey* judges are letting her get away with it!


That's really sad to see...

[Pneumagger]

A guy I work with is going through EXACTLY the same thing!!!
The state actually refused to allow for a paternity test. :rolleyes:
When It was my "visitation time" for the kid I'd take a trip to the doctor's office and have test run. it's as easy as a cheek swab and no one would be the wiser.
If it wasn't my kid I'd change my name and move to a new state. That _ _ _ _ _ wouldn't get a dime.

I might even make the legal argument, "I hate the kid's mom so much and I dispise the fact I'm supporting a kid that isn't mine so much that it would be in the child's best interest it never sees me again.
I'm unstable, I'm cheap, and I'm a connoisseur of firearms."

[psychowarden]

"I'm unstable, I'm cheap, and I'm a connoisseur of firearms."

That last line made the entire post...

[stompdown]

FIGHT THE POWER (http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/2/8/d283460aa59d3a010658cde9a02e9afe.gif)

[Lohman446]

Rule of equitable parenthood. Someone this applies to financial support more than it should - it should be used to allow for one to estabilish paternity.

Basically if you acted as the parent over a period of time, you are the parent in regards to custody and support, even if it is not biologically true.