Greatest Paintball Quotes?

[tech-chan]

Im looking for some great quotes for some t-shirts... Hit me with the best you got!

P.S. I did'nt put this in the friendly forum because it is on topic, mainly paintball.

[trevorjk]

muppet mower
agg
gat


about sums it up

[B-Pow]

We're not surrounded, it's a target rich enviroment!

*I would link to the shirt from Doc's Machine, but that part of his site is blocked from my cubicle.*

[sandfreestyle]

Blue Balls Suck (pic of a blue paintballs underneath)

I love the bush (pic of a player in the bushes)

[foefumm]

Dang I forgot the name of the guy that said this, but it was in APG magazine a long time ago when they reviewed the F1 Illustrator.
"This is the last gun I will ever need."

[sandfreestyle]

i thought of this one this morning
New Gear: $800
Case of Paint: $60
Field Addmission: $25
Getting Your First Goggle Shot: Priceless

[psychowarden]

We're not surrounded, it's a target rich enviroment!

*I would link to the shirt from Doc's Machine, but that part of his site is blocked from my cubicle.*

Shirts are done selling anyways :P

My favorite paintball quote is:

"Paintball isn't a lifestyle, it's a life, style is optional."

[blizpaintball42]

Wasn't it Evil that had stickers that said "Are those my balls on your face?"

[Pneumagger]

"If there's still clean spots need to try more run throughs." :shooting:

"AGG... hittin guys from the back position every weekend" :spit_take


I once called positions out by geometric shapes because I didn't know the slang.

Me: "He's behind the angular thing"
Behemoth: "the dorito?"
Me: "What!?!, No that's the polyhedron... he's behind the quadrilateral prism thing"
Behemoth: "The aztec?"
Me: "Yeah that's it... and there's another guy behind the semi-cylinder on it's side"
Behemoth: "goddamit joe, that's a carwash"

What ever happened to woodsball and just hiding behing rocks and bushes?

[Warwitch]

"People either have values and character or they do not, there is no middle ground." - Billy Gardner




Oh the irony. :rolleyes:

[TnDeathInc]

Dont worry I cant hit you from here, Mags break paint remember?

[BREAD_DA_PAINTER]

I once called positions out by geometric shapes because I didn't know the slang.

Me: "He's behind the angular thing"
Behemoth: "the dorito?"
Me: "What!?!, No that's the polyhedron... he's behind the quadrilateral prism thing"
Behemoth: "The aztec?"
Me: "Yeah that's it... and there's another guy behind the semi-cylinder on it's side"
Behemoth: "goddamit joe, that's a carwash"

What ever happened to woodsball and just hiding behing rocks and bushes?[/QUOTE]


:rofl: :rofl: :cheers: :spit_take :dance: ....

[tech-chan]

These are the best ones so far:

"Paintball isn't a lifestyle, it's a life, style is optional."

"This is the last gun I will ever need."

[usagi_tetsu]

"People either have values and character or they do not, there is no middle ground." - Billy Gardner

Oh the irony. :rolleyes:


Saw this one in person at an SCA (http://www.sca.org) event: guy comes barrelling into the shieldwall, not taking anyone's shots, and is eventually driven physically to the ground by a superior mass of opposing fighters. On his belt was a favor that said "Death before dishonor". Think he got those backwards.


My favorite paintball quote, especially funny if you say it while thumping your vein like a junky prepping for a shot - "I'm not addicted, I only do it on weekends with friends, I can quit anytime I want..."

[Dewok82]

"Show me an inch and I'll show you the deadbox."

[Red77]

my favorite paintball quote is more of a pump vs. semi quote, here goes:

"pumpers, we put our balls where you can't"

[211]

I hear this every time I go to the field

Tag 'em, Bag 'em, Automag 'em

[ah137]

"I should have shot her in the ovaries"


True quote

[Old School 626]

Saw this one in person at an SCA (http://www.sca.org) event: guy comes barrelling into the shieldwall, not taking anyone's shots, and is eventually driven physically to the ground by a superior mass of opposing fighters. On his belt was a favor that said "Death before dishonor". Think he got those backwards.


My favorite paintball quote, especially funny if you say it while thumping your vein like a junky prepping for a shot - "I'm not addicted, I only do it on weekends with friends, I can quit anytime I want..."


Sidebar on SCA quotes: Tarnish their armor not their reputation

Which Kingdom are you in? If Caid would that have been an Orkney per chance?

[SR_matt]

well its more of an personal thing because this was shouted by a friend at a game but... "SURRENDER........ FAT BOY!"

and then the good old sound you hear in a story when some ones hoper runs out "bap bap bap bap bap bap bap WEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

-matt

[thegrayghost]

hey Joe, is it clear over there? yep! all clear here...lolololo....it may have been clear yesterday, but today its not, SPLATT....

[Chaos_Theory!]

Its already on a shirt by Understood but my personal favorite quote is "Its Like Chess With Guns"

[going_home]

A book has moving parts. They're called pages.

Tom Kaye '08

EDIT: Apparently this is an error and not a Tom Kaye quote, the MCB'er PM'ed me that has it in his sig .

[psychowarden]

A book has moving parts. They're called pages.

Tom Kaye '08

Haha, that was good.

[flyingpootang]

My favorite quote:
Only women's toys needs batteries.

[djellum]

"speedballers kill babies" - someone said it at an event, dont remember them but the quote stuck.

the other two I just thought of to give a few choices.

"Electro's = Compensation"

"To serve as a warning to others is an underrated contribution" - simple stick drawing of a fat kid behind a skinny tree.

[hmudd13]

This is one I spoke with big smile back in '86.
It was one of personal satisfaction.
After crawling behind a guy in a ninja suit for 20 minutes, he turns and says " :ninja: wait....you guys red?"
I said "blue...... red is dead" :shooting: .62 cal. in the butt at 250 fps!!!!!!! :dance:

[THA_RAT]

You can run, but you'll only die tired.

Or

If your run, you'll only die tired.

[OneUp]

A book has moving parts. They're called pages.

Tom Kaye '08

zomg, i never thought of books that way. I guess that's why Tom could come up with the automag :rofl:

Quote that maggers might lol at:

"The increased chamber changes the pop on the ball from a low volume, high pressure pop to a high volume, low pressure pop."
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5254/spboxdtl1fl5.jpg

[trevorjk]

My favorite quote:
Only women's toys needs batteries.

:rofl:

[usagi_tetsu]

Sidebar on SCA quotes: Tarnish their armor not their reputation

Which Kingdom are you in? If Caid would that have been an Orkney per chance?

Nay, I tarnish not their reputation, only tell the truth as I see it. =D

I'm from Calontir, personally, and the story was about an Atenveldter at Estrella the year we named Phaedra's Gate for our Queen.

[OneUp]

A book has moving parts. They're called pages.

Tom Kaye '08

From a PM in mcarterbrown:


oh lordy

the 'Tom Kaye '08' bit is because he is who I am going to vote for this coming November (write in ballot of course) because I can't stand any of the drooling morons currently running for prez


Tom Kaye '08
^^thats who I am voting for this year^^

A book has moving parts. They're called pages.
^^thats something I told my Wife once^^



Discuss.

[SR_matt]

pssssst, you for got to insert the hand motion ^^
-matt

[SummaryJudgement]

"Hey, stick your finger in the breach and see if my LVL10 is working......."

:eek:

[tech-chan]

Holy thread resurection batman!

Anyone got any more good quotes?

[Old School 626]

Here's another that I saw at an SCA event....


Be intolerant, something really are stupid.

[tech-chan]

THATS HOW I ROLL http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m107/tech-chan/TP.gif

[paint magnet]

I always liked the old JT shirts that had a picture of a player with a white splat in the middle of his goggles and the caption:

"Now you know how your girl feels!"

[jade_monkey07]

I always liked the old JT shirts that had a picture of a player with a white splat in the middle of his goggles and the caption:

"Now you know how your girl feels!"

thats my favorite!

[badfish314]

Playing at a CCPL event years ago when I shot a bad guy in the face. I promptly yelled for the reff to "check his face!!!". It has evolved into "check your face", works real well adding insult to injury.

[SR_matt]

Playing at a CCPL event years ago when I shot a bad guy in the face. I promptly yelled for the reff to "check his face!!!". It has evolved into "check your face", works real well adding insult to injury.

similar thing with my friend. he was able to one ball a guy through a small hole in the woods ball bunker he was in right on the lens then yelled "tea bag", he has been able to do it 2 or 3 times

-matt

[chill will]

Here are a couple of oldies but goodies.

First get your self into character.

Your motivation is that you are mad, really mad, I mean throwem up and lets go 2 rounds in a cage mad.

And the ACTION begins!!




1. YOUR GONE!!!!!

and lets not forget

2. CHECK HIM REF!!!!

[rednosepit79]

i read one somewhere,cant remember where though- Jesus wouldn't wipe! with a pic of buddy jesus from dogma in the back ground

[badfish314]

i read one somewhere,cant remember where though- Jesus wouldn't wipe! with a pic of buddy jesus from dogma in the back ground


I have 2 bumper stickers that have that on them. Good Stuff.

[Bang and Breach]

It Happens on a random monday
Coming back late from an event, or late on a sunday night right before you're about to get on the plane and be frisked for the third time
You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in an airport seat with boys from the team.
you're drinking stale coffee trying to stay awake.
you're explaining the fat welt on the side of you're neck to a confused stranger or a best friend.
you're coming back to the other life, the one without paintball, where noone understands why you do it.
you're tired, working off little sleep, and the question creeps up and you try to ignore it.
Why do i do this? why the travel? why the losses? the missed work; the missed school. hours of practice and the complaining girlfriend.
because the lore of living a paintball life is just oo potent.
and the products of the road, the travel, are forever in memories in strange lands with stranger people.
because at tournaments you feel as though you can live as loud as you want.
it's worth all the sacrifices its worth all the bull****.
cause if you work hard enough, a sunday will roll around and you'll be in the huddle screaming, you're hand in, one of ten, playing for the world title.
and suddenly al of those cliche's you've ever heard make sense, and you are defined.
you say it to yourself and it means everything.
"I am a paintball player, and this moment right here is my life."

Matty Marshall

[Josh2Xtremes]

Josh: Hey Robbo, wanna know the quickest way to make a million dollars in paintball?
Robbo: Sure mate!
Josh: Start with 2 million.


Have a nice day.

[Doobie]

Josh: Hey Robbo, wanna know the quickest way to make a million dollars in paintball?
Robbo: Sure mate!
Josh: Start with 2 million.


Have a nice day.

Awesome!

Here's one for the old AO'ers.

"Check his JunK!" Who said it first...and who abused the hell out of it?

[ZEROte]

Awesome!

Here's one for the old AO'ers.

"Check his JunK!" Who said it first...and who abused the hell out of it?

i believe that was from scao day 1 when jon comprado got shot....in the junk.

[TeamJackal37]

Here for the love of the game

[tech-chan]

Your mom can finger that gun better than you can!

[SR_matt]

"put your condom on"

immature, yes. funny, nonetheless

-matt

[tech-chan]

I'm so sorry, I seem to have stepped on your Ion and broke it....

If it'll make you feel better you can stomp on my Mag a few times.

[SR_matt]

ooooooo just remembered one

kid i worked with walked up with an ion

me:fart parts.

kid:smart parts, smart choice

ion: pssssssttttttttt!!!!! ~as it blew out its own selenoid

-matt

[paint magnet]

i believe that was from scao day 1 when jon comprado got shot....in the junk.


I thought it was AGD Jon who shot somebody in the junk?

*edit*

And I was the one standing around for the briefing at SCAO I holding my Autococker when a hose blew off the 3-way. Imagine the harassment.

[Enemy]

i must go stroke my cocker

would you like to polish my 14 in boomstick

same with all american, or pipe

chuff, chuff

my own was you may have 14 in, but i get it done with 8!.... (minimag barrel)

me at tourney, "aww man ref you gotta check my nuts" ref " yeah your gone" me "really cuz im limp, it should have bounced!"

[SCpoloRicker]

My Drinking Team has a Paintball Problem

/geez, I'm the first with this
//also, AFTICA

[xtreme paintball]

Everyone forgot the ever-classic:

Paintballers do it 'till their balls break

[tech-chan]

OMG, thats an epic win.

[koleah]

My favorite quote:
Only women's toys needs batteries.

I'm sorry, but this one is still the best. The this-is-how-your-gf-feels approaches best-ness, but this one still tops it.

:headbang:

&

:hail:

[hardr0ck68]

I was on an AO team once in New Orleans for the MGO, we rocked the first day...day two after the drinking was rough. Load was on that team..

Well x-ball was new, it was right after the big split in the pro world and I was sitting with Rocky on the benches (he had quite the following) Rocky went NPPL, and he was watching Bob long and his boys play x-ball.


Bob was coaching his men and Rocky was screwin with them shotting "he's comming, he's comming for you" when there was no one around. Bobby was getting pi... upset. So bob told Rocky to shut his mouth.

Bob was wearing a **** that said:
intimidator: $999
Revy: $99
Case of paint $65

Head shot: Priceless

Well when bob got back to coaching Rocky shouted, "hey Bob if you paid $99 for a revy, you got screwed"

Well that was it, Bob was so pi.....upset he walked away.

Maybe it was a you had to be there moment...but I still laugh when I think about Bobs fat ol face tellin Rocky to shut up.



As for a simple quote...hot about this (read it in an APG a player shouted it when his men were encircled in a big game) "We have them right where we rant them, surrounded from the inside!!!"

[paint magnet]

I always thought the "no batteries required" stickers were ironic, considering most of the people that had them on their guns used motorized loaders.

[lidocaine]

"We have them right where we rant them, surrounded from the inside!!!"

I lol'd

[tech-chan]

I used to have a life,
Now I play paintball

Save wiping for the bathroom.
Play the game honest.

I'm only wearing this because
my paintball gear's in the wash.

Will bunker for food.



For the refs:

If you don't put your barrel blocker on
I will shoot you where the sun don't shine.

[LK-13]

"THAT ION WILL FIT UP YOUR *** WITH THE PROPER AMOUNT OF FORCE!

THE FRONT:
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u215/LK-13/thefront2.jpg\

THE BACK:
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u215/LK-13/theback2.jpg

[tech-chan]

Amen brother.

[questionful]

This one's from some random guy on the SpecOps forums years ago.

"I got a stiffi from some guy on the internet."

You could add a comment specifying length if you'd like.

[Spider-TW]

I've been asked this in two different scenarios...

"Should we be doing this?"

[tech-chan]

I'll show you how to screw that stiffi into that breech!

:wow:

[one_quick_ta]

the first one on one i played with my girl i shot her from like 5 feet in the upper thigh... first shot hot... she dropped to the ground once i realized where she was actually hit (to my relief) i yelled infront of a few spectators

"I thought I shot off your Vagina"

[trevorjk]

the first one on one i played with my girl i shot her from like 5 feet in the upper thigh... first shot hot... she dropped to the ground once i realized where she was actually hit (to my relief) i yelled infront of a few spectators

"I thought I shot off your Vagina"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

must be a new guy in the workings of a vagina :p silly rabbit vaginas are on the inside :rofl: :ninja:

[SR_matt]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

must be a new guy in the workings of a vagina :p silly rabbit vaginas are on the inside :rofl: :ninja:
well if he had shot her there he would have shot off all rights to it :D

-matt

[Watcher]

Kid: I would have hit him if I had switched hands faster.

Me: So don't switch hands.

Kid (angerly): You have to shoot lefty out the left side of a bunker.

Me (looks at warp feed): ... I don't...

--

Kid: Anybody got a pod?

Tyger: Want 10? (offers tube)

Kid: Anybody? Pod? (slides into nearby bunker)

Tyger: Try to do nice things for people and they run away from you...

--

Unknown: The day you ramp is the day paintball stops being fun.

--

Here's one for a shirt for a woodsballer, kind of:
I throw tourney grenades.

--

Me: What you shootin'?

Kid: An ION. What about you?

Me: An Automag RT.

Kid: Never heard of it.

Me: Let me put it this way. When's your birthday?

Kid: Ugh, 1995...

Me: Yeah, this gun is almost as old as you.

Kid: ...

Me: ... yeah.

[one_quick_ta]

i have been corrected my quote was "i thought i shot your vagina"... not shot it off. she remembers that day too well...

also got another few

Ramping is training wheels for a paintball gun
-me

R etard
A ssistance
M ode
P lease

there is also an old army col that playes at our field... hes awesome, definately a charicter he got into an arguement with some punk kid and the kid put his gun in the Col. face to which the Col. replied

"thats not a 45 its an ego, if you dont get it out of my face im gonna rip it out of your hands, shove the barrell up your a** and use you as a popsicle"

Watched a ref get lit up one time and he was pissed he yelled at the kid...

"Are you dumb or just color blind cant you see im wearing orange!"

For anyone out there that refs you will recognize this woodsball quote

Newbe: Paint check ref!!!
Ref: where
Newbe: behind the tree...

Hey your mom was wrong... last night she told me you couldnt wipe yourself -me

[snoopay700]

Kid: I would have hit him if I had switched hands faster.

Me: So don't switch hands.

Kid (angerly): You have to shoot lefty out the left side of a bunker.

Me (looks at warp feed): ... I don't...
Same here, and i don't use a warp. i never really got why people think that, i've never been hit on my left side while doing that too.

[SR_matt]

Same here, and i don't use a warp. i never really got why people think that, i've never been hit on my left side while doing that too.
3rd it,

heck if you shoot righty out the left side and visa versa and take your other hand and go under your gun instead of around its much tighter any way.

-matt

[Watcher]

I'd always just switch the shoulder the tank is on.

Back when I shot a piranha e-force I tried shooting switch more than a few times and it does work if you can do it fast enough (and that's the key phrase), but I eventually warp'd the piranha and stopped :D

Have since been shooting my warp'd 'mag.


Another saying I love is "CHECK YOUR HOPPER" when it is said over and over, loudly, and while walking toward a newbie and pointing straight armed at them.


I don't know why, but I love being plagued by questions about the warp feed from people who don't know what it is.
It's all mechanics, they ask how it works, why it does what it does, why I wanted it, advantages, disadvantages, etc.
And you always catch the under the breath remarks like "that thing costs like $100, why spend that when you can just get a halo?" or "It looks like it'd really throw off the balance." or even "How can he switch hands?"
Then there is the obvious mockery of me leaning out of corners by others in the dead box that I catch as I walk by and then they pretend that they weren't doing it when I look at them :nono: Then I usually say something like "If you lean out like that you'll be shot before you see who shot you."
It's like playing stock class, if you have to ask... they wouldn't understand anyway :rolleyes:

[snoopay700]

I'd always just switch the shoulder the tank is on.
That's what i do, works for me, and it's quick.

[skife]

most of you newbie's won't remember this

"DOO DOO BROWN!, she's all about consistancy, that and pleasing her master" Rocky cagnoni

[than205]

Searched this thread...
If I missed this one I'm sorry.
The one I keep repeating is... from Tom (or so I think/remember).

"If your not getting hit, you aren't trying hard enough."

[CaptainMorgan13]

Doo Doo Brown, I actually got to hold that angel, before it was auctioned off...

[hostiletek]

:rolleyes:
Or this one woulda been on the first page



"You mean I have to pump this every time I wanna shoot?" :rofl:
When I show them my sniper2

[TeamBob]

-Talent
-Skill
-Life

Some call it a talent
Some call it a skill
I call it a Life (life in bold, my comp wont let me do this)

[2fast2smart]

R etard
A ssistance
M ode
P lease



:rofl:


My favorite.
Back when I had a Cocker, I used to go into my local shop with it a lot, and my line was always:
"I didn't break it, I just fixed it wrong."

[malJohann]

Just thought this up, don't know if it's been used before.

They say my balls taste funny.

[2fast2smart]

Just thought this up, don't know if it's been used before.

They say my balls taste funny.

http://imgs.pbnation.com/smilies/facepalm.gif

[Braxo]

Ref: "Wow, what kind of marker is that?"

Me: "Automag RT ULE."

Ref: "I haven't seen one of those in years, how did you keep it in such great condition?"

Me: "This is actually the first day I am using it, I am liking it so far."

Ref: "Who did you buy it from that kept it in such great condition."

Me: "Umm, Airgun Designs. Just bought it from the factory a few months ago. Finally using it today."

Ref: "They are still making markers?"

Me: :(

[Abizdafuzz]

:rolleyes: "You mean I have to pump this every time I wanna shoot?" :rofl:

I get that one alot, and I have only one response...

Yep, its alot of fun because it requires skill!!!

-they normally just walk away after that.

[rabidchihauhau]

For those who have been playing too long:

Charlie Holton (one of the originals) was suffering through some long-winded diatribe from a clueless newbie about how they ought to go about dealing with a particular field situation.

Charles kept on naysaying the guy, which finally drew a comment, something like -'oh yeah, so how long you been playing that you know so much?' and Charlie, in is inimitable style replied -

"Son, I've got socks that have been playing longer than you."

I think the quotes I've heard the most over the years are:

"Does it hurt?"
"That's expensive!"
"Can you sponsor us?"
and
"We're gonna win this tournament!" (from the guys who have never been to one)

[SR_matt]

:rofl:


My favorite.
Back when I had a Cocker, I used to go into my local shop with it a lot, and my line was always:
"I didn't break it, I just fixed it wrong."
no no no, its just venting for accuracy

-matt

[2fast2smart]

no no no, its just venting for accuracy

-matt
:confused:

[StygShore]

There are no Time-Outs in paintball!!! - me

and yes, I did have a kid call time-out in the middle of a game when he was about to get bunkered and he stuck his barrel in the mud.

[SR_matt]

:confused:
when ever a cocker leaks its not broken in just venting for accuracy

-matt

[2fast2smart]

ahhhhh!
:rofl:

[BigEvil]

"Surrender or Die!" -- Mongoose, before taking a tactical knee, drawing his Tac8, and popping two...of his teammates.

[custar]

The poster says it best:

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z89/dcustar/priceless.jpg


Also:

Paintball is a game of honor; play it that way. (From B's sig on MCB.

custar

[Watcher]

After I finish a partial load and overestimate the capacity of my new Ricochet, I stuff the 20 or so paintballs still in the pod in my pack just as a kid with a 98 flatline'd and cyclone fed runs up.

Kid: Hey, do you have a spare pod?

He'd been hanging around where my friend and I were hole'd up and he was making a difference with his shooting. Not being a jerk I offered what I had.

Almost immediately after poding up he points his marker to the ground and fires off 4 shots.

Me: Don't waste it! We have to hold this corner for 10 more minutes!

Kid: I had to advance the cyclone feed.

Me: That's what the manual assist is for? :(

He just turned his back on me and went to the other corner of the building.

I'm glad I gave him the dregs of that one pod, and not the last full one I had on my back...
I ended up using that pod anyway, so it's good that I kept it.
--

At the chrono range before the games there was a guy having issues with his DM whatever and a few more people with electros and such.

I chrono up and my friend checks his e-mag and after we get them dialed in I let loose a RT string to a helmet in the middle of the range and my friend does the same, none of us missing a shot.
It silenced the shooting and everyone turned and looked at us.

"Ok, sock on, lets hit it up!"

And we didn't hear them resume shooting until we were well away from the range :D

--

Anyways, my favorite quote of the day was from a fellow with an old Piranha Longbarrel in which the feedneck was popped off and he was single loading 1 at a time directly into the chamber.

He rolls out, takes a shot, rolls back in, then while reloading spouts "Check your FACE!!!", rolls out again, takes another shot, rolls back in and is like "Yeah, another gog!"

Later I saw him out in the open trying to get a bunch of noobs to move up. He was with some guy with an autococker and another with an A-5.
He yells back:
"Move up! Move up! They aren't shooting at me so it means the area is safe!"
Just then he gets hit square in the chest from some random shot totally destroying what he just said.
"Well they hit me but they aren't shooting at these other two! So MOVE UP!!!"

:rofl:

[Wicked_Silence]

My sig from MCB

Brand new fully auto gun - $600.00
New outfit to look like the other experienced players - $300.00
Case of paint to spray and pray - $80.00
Getting single shotted by guys with pumps all day long - PRICELESS

Or on the back of a shirt I received that the IAO a few years back, it has a picture of a set of goggles with a ball break where one eye should be. The caption 'Shoot 'em like a porn star'.

[tech-chan]

--

Unknown: The day you ramp is the day paintball stops being fun.



That was me!

[trevorjk]

teammate

"CHECK YOUR FACE!"

other guy plays on...

"IM RON JEREMY B* WANT ANOTHER LOAD?!"


meanwhile im holding down half the other team... i stop shooting to turn to my friend and say "WTF"

i was a little :tard: after i heard that :p

[tech-chan]

I shoot my balls like a pornstar!

[2fast2smart]

I shoot my balls like a pornstar!
http://imgs.pbnation.com/smilies/facepalm.gif

[malJohann]

Nice face paint. :tard: