Dealaman
01-17-2002, 12:22 AM
Funny thing happened the other day. (The reason it's funny is because the guy in the story is so incredibly dumb) Here it is: I was on the bus home from school and someway or another I got to talkin to this guy about paintballing, and this was the conversation: (Starting at the beginning of the funny part.)
Me: "Yeah, I've got an automag and I love it."
Him: "Automags suck. The player matters, the gun doesn't. I have a Spyder Compact and I love it."
Me: "Oh." (Trying unsuccessfully to restrain a laugh)
Him: "Really, I mean, yesterday I was at the range and this guy was at the range and he started talking about how accurate his Angel was. I said that I could sharp shoot just as well as him, so we had a contest. He hit this tree branch twice, and then he missed. Well, I hit it three times in a row!" (Making odd hand movements the whole time)
Me: "What kind of gas do you use?"
Him: "CO2. Compressed air doesn't have enough power and nitro has too much."
Me: "They are exactly the same as far as paintball is concerned. They don't have too much or too little power."
Him: (He now starts talking about guys turning they're velocity up to 700 fps and saying that it leaves a big bruise.)
The funny thing is about this story, it's all true! This guy at my school actually told me all this on the way home today. What a nut. Mags rule!
Carson
Me: "Yeah, I've got an automag and I love it."
Him: "Automags suck. The player matters, the gun doesn't. I have a Spyder Compact and I love it."
Me: "Oh." (Trying unsuccessfully to restrain a laugh)
Him: "Really, I mean, yesterday I was at the range and this guy was at the range and he started talking about how accurate his Angel was. I said that I could sharp shoot just as well as him, so we had a contest. He hit this tree branch twice, and then he missed. Well, I hit it three times in a row!" (Making odd hand movements the whole time)
Me: "What kind of gas do you use?"
Him: "CO2. Compressed air doesn't have enough power and nitro has too much."
Me: "They are exactly the same as far as paintball is concerned. They don't have too much or too little power."
Him: (He now starts talking about guys turning they're velocity up to 700 fps and saying that it leaves a big bruise.)
The funny thing is about this story, it's all true! This guy at my school actually told me all this on the way home today. What a nut. Mags rule!
Carson