Oh, that's our shortstop!

[Bang and Breach]

Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.

[kosmo]

Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.

[Bang and Breach]

I certainly do.

[kosmo]

Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.

[Bang and Breach]

Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.

[kosmo]

You mean funny names?

[Bang and Breach]

Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...

[kosmo]

His brother Daffy.

[Bang and Breach]

Daffy Dean...

[kosmo]

And their French cousin.

[Bang and Breach]

French?

[kosmo]

Goofè.

[Bang and Breach]

Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third....

[kosmo]

That's what I want to find out.

[Bang and Breach]

I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

[kosmo]

Are you the manager?

[Bang and Breach]

Yes.

[kosmo]

You gonna be the coach too?

[Bang and Breach]

Yes..

[kosmo]

And you don't know the fellows names?

[Bang and Breach]

Well I should.

[kosmo]

Well then who's on first?

[Bang and Breach]

Yes. .

[kosmo]

I mean the fellow's name.

[Bang and Breach]

Who.

[kosmo]

The guy on first.

[Bang and Breach]

Who. ewerwer

[kosmo]

The first baseman.

[Bang and Breach]

Who. ffffff

[kosmo]

The guy playing...

[Bang and Breach]

Who is on first!

[kosmo]

I'm asking YOU who's on first.

[Bang and Breach]

That's the man's name.

[kosmo]

That's who's name?

[Bang and Breach]

Yes.

[kosmo]

Well go ahead and tell me.

[Bang and Breach]

That's it.

[kosmo]

That's who?

[Bang and Breach]

Yes. edfgdgsdg

[kosmo]

Look, you gotta first baseman?

[Bang and Breach]

Certainly.

[kosmo]

Who's playing first?

[Bang and Breach]

That's right.

[kosmo]

When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

[Bang and Breach]

Every dollar of it.

[kosmo]

All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.

[Bang and Breach]

Who.

[kosmo]

The guy that gets...

[Bang and Breach]

Thats it. dgasdgasdg

[kosmo]

Who gets the money...

[Bang and Breach]

He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

[kosmo]

Whose wife?

[Bang and Breach]

Yes. rgdfgdfg

[Bang and Breach]

...What's wrong with that?

[kosmo]

Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?

[Bang and Breach]

Who. fsfa

[kosmo]

The guy.

[Bang and Breach]

Who. fsfar

[kosmo]

How does he sign...

[Bang and Breach]

That's how he signs it.

[kosmo]

Who?

[Bang and Breach]

Yes. gsdgsaga

[kosmo]

All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.

[Bang and Breach]

No. What is on second base.

[kosmo]

I'm not asking you who's on second.

[Bang and Breach]

Who's on first. cccc

[kosmo]

One base at a time!

[Bang and Breach]

Well, don't change the players around.

[kosmo]

I'm not changing nobody!

[Bang and Breach]

Take it easy, buddy.

[kosmo]

I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?

[Bang and Breach]

That's right.

[kosmo]

Ok.

I hate you ricker

[Bang and Breach]

All Right.

[kosmo]

What's the guy's name on first base?

[Bang and Breach]

No. What is on second.



questionful, you bonesmoker.

[kosmo]

I'm not asking you who's on second.
IM FREAKING ASKING WHY ALL THESE NORCAL CLOWNS HAVE TO SCREW EVERYTHING UP

[Bang and Breach]

Who's on first.

LOOK AT WHERE HE LIVES KEN. SAN FRANCISCO. H-O-M-O.

[kosmo]

I don't know.
Tru dat, yo

[Bang and Breach]

He's on third, we're not talking about him.

[kosmo]

Now how did I get on third base?

[Bang and Breach]

Why, you mentioned his name.

[kosmo]

If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?

[Bang and Breach]

No. Who's playing first.

[kosmo]

What's on first?

[Bang and Breach]

No. What is on second.

[kosmo]

I don't know.

[Bang and Breach]

He's on third. ffffsss

[kosmo]

There I go, back on third again!

[kosmo]

Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.

[Bang and Breach]

All right, what do you want to know?

[kosmo]

Now who's playing third base?

[Bang and Breach]

Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?

[kosmo]

What am I putting on third.

[Bang and Breach]

No. What is on second.

[kosmo]

You don't want who on second?

[Bang and Breach]

Who is on first. dfdfsdfsdfs

[kosmo]

I don't know.

[Bang and Breach]

Third Base!

[kosmo]

Third Base!

[kosmo]

Look, you gotta outfield?

[Bang and Breach]

Sure.

[kosmo]

The left fielder's name?

[Bang and Breach]

Why.

[kosmo]

I just thought I'd ask you.

[Bang and Breach]

Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.

[kosmo]

Then tell me who's playing left field.

[Bang and Breach]

Who's playing first. fgffffffffffffffff

[kosmo]

I'm not... stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?

[Bang and Breach]

No, What is on second.

[kosmo]

I'm not asking you who's on second.

[Bang and Breach]

Who's on first!

[kosmo]

I don't know.

[Bang and Breach]

Third Base!

[kosmo]

Third Base!

[kosmo]

The left fielder's name? ...

[Bang and Breach]

Why. WHY ARRRRGH

[kosmo]

Because! WE ARE KILLING TEH AO!

[Bang and Breach]

Oh, he's centerfield. PAGE SNYPAAAARH

[kosmo]

Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?

[Bang and Breach]

Sure.

[kosmo]

The pitcher's name?

[Bang and Breach]

Tomorrow.

[kosmo]

You don't want to tell me today?

[Bang and Breach]

I'm telling you now.

[kosmo]

Then go ahead.

[Bang and Breach]

Tomorrow!

[kosmo]

What time?

[Bang and Breach]

What time what?

[kosmo]

What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?

[Bang and Breach]

Now listen. Who is not pitching.

[kosmo]

I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?

[Bang and Breach]

What's on second.

[kosmo]

I don't know.

[kosmo]

Third Base!

[Bang and Breach]

Third Base!

[kosmo]

Gotta a catcher?

[Bang and Breach]

Certainly.

[kosmo]

The catcher's name?

[Bang and Breach]

Today.

[kosmo]

Today, and tomorrow's pitching.

[Bang and Breach]

Now you've got it.

[kosmo]

All we got is a couple of days on the team.

[kosmo]

You know I'm a catcher too.

[Bang and Breach]

So they tell me.

[kosmo]

I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

[Bang and Breach]

Now that's the first thing you've said right.

[kosmo]

I don't even know what I'm talking about!

[Bang and Breach]

That's all you have to do.

[kosmo]

Is to throw the ball to first base.

[Bang and Breach]

Yep!

[kosmo]

Now who's got it?

[Bang and Breach]

Naturally.

[kosmo]

Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?

[Bang and Breach]

Naturally. OH WE'RE ALMOST DONE.

[kosmo]

Who?

[Bang and Breach]

Naturally. I JUST TOLD YOU, RETARD

[kosmo]

Naturally?

[Bang and Breach]

Naturally. IS THERE A FRIK'N ECHO?

[kosmo]

So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally. Its the sound refracting off of your prostate, you gaping butt hole

[Bang and Breach]

No you don't, you throw the ball to Who.

[kosmo]

Naturally.

[Bang and Breach]

That's different.

[kosmo]

That's what I said.

[Bang and Breach]

You're not saying it...

[kosmo]

I throw the ball to Naturally.

[Bang and Breach]

You throw it to Who.

[kosmo]

Naturally. OW MY BRAINS

[Bang and Breach]

That's it.

[kosmo]

That's what I said!

[Bang and Breach]

You ask me. WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?

[kosmo]

I throw the ball to who?

[Bang and Breach]

Naturally. look at me!

[kosmo]

Now you ask me.

[Bang and Breach]

You throw the ball to Who?

[kosmo]

Naturally.

[Bang and Breach]

That's it. HERE IT COMES MOTHER TRUCKERS.

[kosmo]

Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!

[Bang and Breach]

What? PAGE SEVYN SNYPERGH

[kosmo]

I said I don't give a darn!

[Bang and Breach]

Oh, that's our shortstop.


fin.

[questionful]

http://kikidesign.hautetfort.com/files/Applause.gif

[SCpoloRicker]

.

You're doing it wrong.

[devildog]

classic



thread = win

[BobTheCow]

Excellent. Except for the retarded image macros, of course.

[bornl33t]

this topic is 5 pages long an only 2 useres aren't on my ignor list now it's down to one = win

[paintball72]

im still trying to figure out why i spent all that time reading all of that :tard:

funny though

[questionful]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfwRb_XKFvA&NR=1

[BobTheCow]

this topic is 5 pages long an only 2 useres aren't on my ignor list now it's down to one = win
I'll bite, I have to know who... of course, if you never reply to this, it could either mean it's not me, or that you're simply not replying. Oh god what have I done it is a logical black hole. :(

[bofh]

I applaud you, excellent show.