Only Three Words.

[MoeMag]

Keep it going

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only use three words to keep the story going. No back to back posts. No totally random stuff that doesnt do anything for the story.

If you want... leave comments, LOL's, and :dance: down here under some dash marks like I did with this.

GO!

[sgb33f]

like duracell bunnies

[olinar]

into the hole

[Looper]

like a gopher

[Altimas]

who loved Koalas.

[Drachen]

and panda bears

[Warwitch]

with laser beams

[Engus]

attached to their

[Silverback]

pointy little noses

[Bang and Breach]

Hey whats up?

[Looper]

This thread sucks.
Who asked you.

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In keeping with the three work theme.

[Bang and Breach]

Who asked you.

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In keeping with the three work theme.

Whoops too late.

[trevorjk]

9 months later

[Bang and Breach]

9 months later

BABY'S NOT MINE?!

[Engus]

who's is it?

[trevorjk]

definetly not hers

[Silverback]

Got your ears!

[Drachen]

in a blender!

[maxama10]

it's margarita time!

[MoeMag]

hold the salt

[kosmo]

Chocolate unsalty balls?

[Steelrat]

taste so good

[kosmo]

High in fiber!

[Altimas]

High in fiber!

Like my Poop!

[tech-chan]

Ate that yesterday

[MoeMag]

and got worms

[snoopay700]

not in tequila

[paintball72]

i like tequila

[BREAD_DA_PAINTER]

it makes me

[Silverback]

feel so..... illegal :tard:

[snoopay700]

especially in bed

[paintball72]

with my bottle

[kosmo]

of hand lotion

[Swampy]

and my floppy

[BREAD_DA_PAINTER]

blow up doll :eek:

[Drachen]

that has herpes

[Silverback]

with large sores

[snoopay700]

that keep running

[zondo]

but thank God

[snoopay700]

for the taste

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Ugh, you know it's bad when you make yourself cringe.

[questionful]

of the gooey

[MoeMag]

cream filled doughnut

[NU_METAL]

running down the

[snoopay700]

back of my

[kosmo]

boy toy Mann

[questionful]

who, incidentally, was

[kosmo]

in the closet

[questionful]

until the day

[Drachen]

he noticed his

[maxama10]

self liking goatse

[MoeMag]

after getting a

[NU_METAL]

sex change operation :confused:

[snoopay700]

which failed horribly

[kosmo]

because a mouse

[Drachen]

crawled up his

[snoopay700]

urethra which burned

[tech-chan]

even his ancestors

[Swampy]

screamed "bloody murder"

[pmstc]

while they spanked

[snoopay700]

a midget clown

[MoeMag]

with radiator hose

[C_losjoker]

which did no

[snoopay700]

good to stop

[SithSteve]

the horrible noise

[pmstc]

gargling from his

[snoopay700]

foot being stuffed

[questionful]

up a young

[zondo]

girl's lawn mower

[questionful]

. So Mann ran

[pmstc]

far away from

[snoopay700]

the bloated peach

[questionful]

that had consumed

[kosmo]

his only braincell

[questionful]

and caused him

[zondo]

to morph into

[kosmo]

a less retarded

[kruger]

reactor radiation tester

[questionful]

that didn't work

[snoopay700]

and finally blew

[Altimas]

inside his pants.

[pmstc]

This was not

[SithSteve]

the first time

[oneworld]

it was actually

[p8ntbal4me]

the last time

[snoopay700]

for he found

[questionful]

that his pants

[oneworld]

Had caught fire

[kosmo]

but his genitals

[p8ntbal4me]

just got crabs

[kosmo]

and his herpes

[Swampy]

were defeated by

[questionful]

an even worse

[NU_METAL]

three toed midget


:rofl: :rofl: you guys are killing me w/some of these answers :rofl:

[pmstc]

with no eyes

[questionful]

and no feet

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

If he has no feet but three toes. . . be creative ;)

[zondo]

. For Mann's safety

[p8ntbal4me]

was not the

[kosmo]

he shot himself.


So do the rest of you hate that sack of crap too, or is it just playing off my one line still?

[tech-chan]

Your Mom decided

[maxama10]

to lick Mann's




Mann is cool by me

[snoopay700]

mother's toenail to

[zondo]

arouse her quivering

[questionful]

toe-nail parasite that

[snoopay700]

gave him herpes

[zondo]

. For God sakes

[kosmo]

no more herpes

[zondo]

no more herpes




Well done, sir! :cheers:

[Swampy]

no more herpes

or crabs, leave

[tech-chan]

us in confusion?

[Altimas]

Thankfully, Jesus came

[tech-chan]

And danced like:



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcp9WsH5TBg

[zondo]

making us all

[tech-chan]

laugh like hell.

[BREAD_DA_PAINTER]

at the fact

[chafnerjr]

That it's early

[snoopay700]

and also late

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Just finished my pneumag, although it's really ghetto since the milling had to be done with a srill or drememl, and the frame wasn't an AGD frame.

[zondo]

for this thread

[Drachen]

to have herpes!

[tech-chan]

all night long

[Drachen]

they rocked out

[tech-chan]

with three orcs

[Drachen]

and a big

[tech-chan]

mother laying crawfish

[F-Bomber]

who stole a
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holy bejeesus on a flaming wooden stick! where is this going? :eek:

[Silverback]

great big sack

[tech-chan]

of moma's chili

[MoeMag]

and the pot!

[F-Bomber]

So then Momma...

[Nick E]

stuffed it into

[tech-chan]

BigEvil's belly, which

[F-Bomber]

Grew like a

[Drachen]

great big carrot

[F-Bomber]

Discoloring the hair

[tech-chan]

of his pubic

[chafnerjr]

Great!, Now what?

[Drachen]

he said to

[F-Bomber]

the doctor who

[ultralight]

took his pants

[MoeMag]

then bent him

[Drachen]

over to stick

[k.rollin]

a wild boar

[grEnAlEins]

in the oven

[snoopay700]

which is actually

[grEnAlEins]

a large blender.

[tech-chan]

Sex is the

[grEnAlEins]

best when she

[tech-chan]

does the carribean

[Drachen]

Monkey dance with

[tech-chan]

a window cleaner

[snoopay700]

and sprays me

[k.rollin]

with egg whites

[grEnAlEins]

in the place

[Drachen]

poop comes out

[grEnAlEins]

of my macerator

:confused:

[Drachen]

and blew up

[grEnAlEins]

my dog Fido.

[snoopay700]

That reminds me

[grEnAlEins]

of a time

[snoopay700]

when i, y'know

[grEnAlEins]

Warwitched that goat

[Drachen]

like Warwitch himself.

[snoopay700]

Ah, that goat

[grEnAlEins]

was most pleasurable

[k.rollin]

It felt like

[grEnAlEins]

warm apple pie

[snoopay700]

filled with asphalt

[grEnAlEins]

razor blades, and

[snoopay700]

e-coli, and tasted

[grEnAlEins]

like frosted butts

[snoopay700]

with chocolate pudding

[lazebum]

Which I smeared

[snoopay700]

all over its

[grEnAlEins]

crust and filling

[snoopay700]

until it smelled

[grEnAlEins]

like a large

[Drachen]

infected tounge piercing

[snoopay700]

mixed with a

[grEnAlEins]

rotten piece of

[snoopay700]

plastic tupperware which

[grEnAlEins]

was used to

[snoopay700]

give me pleasure.

[grEnAlEins]

I then took

[snoopay700]

hold of its

[Drachen]

big stale fish

[k.rollin]

and threw it

[grEnAlEins]

all the way

[snoopay700]

into the giant's

[ultralight]

infected sinus cavity

[grEnAlEins]

which had syphilis

[snoopay700]

from Tom Sawyer

[k.rollin]

who left Huckleberry

[tech-chan]

and suckled your

[snoopay700]

mom on his

[tech-chan]

monstrous truck humping

[snoopay700]

bronco of a

[lazebum]

Pale Dead Cowboy

[k.rollin]

who died of

[Pneumagger]

(run-on sentence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Run-on_sentence))

[snoopay700]

. Thanks grammar nazi

;)

[lazebum]

Why Do You

[snoopay700]

always feel around

[grEnAlEins]

my loins? Priests

[tech-chan]

like young boys

[k.rollin]

. They should be

[snoopay700]

rewarded with moms

[grEnAlEins]

I'd like to

[snoopay700]

take a taste

[grEnAlEins]

of. I also

[Pneumagger]

like to grab

[snoopay700]

hold of my

[grEnAlEins]

:dance: dancing banana and

[snoopay700]

choke the s.o.b.

[mr.mag218]

until it stops

[grEnAlEins]

acting like a

[k.rollin]

large walking catfish

[grEnAlEins]

. Did you know

[lazebum]

that the voices

[snoopay700]

in my leg

[grEnAlEins]

told me that

[Pneumagger]

my underwear smells

[questionful]

(that's right, SINGULAR)

[k.rollin]

Great, now what?

[snoopay700]

Way to go.

[k.rollin]

Whiskey drinking hamsters

[snoopay700]

that know karate

[k.rollin]

followed me home

[questionful]

and ate my

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k.rollin, you messed it up with #222. :mad:

[grEnAlEins]

sweaty smelly socks

[snoopay700]

and judo chopped

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It could be argued questionful did, but does it really matter?

[k.rollin]

my mother's casserole

[snoopay700]

into oblivion which

[grEnAlEins]

be Davey Jones' :argh:

[snoopay700]

Locker. Avast, ye

[tech-chan]

scallywag of the

[snoopay700]

cursed wench, what

[Pneumagger]

kind of girlish

[questionful]

sailor eats lunch

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My addition was in parentheses! K should have kept it going, knowing that pneumagger has only one pair of underwear! :mad:

[snoopay700]

sailor eats lunch

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My addition was in parentheses! K should have kept it going, knowing that pneumagger has only one pair of underwear! :mad:
on the poop

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Haha, it's ok, i was just kidding around, but still not a big deal.

[grEnAlEins]

deck with the

[snoopay700]

grog in one

[grEnAlEins]

hand, blunderbuss in

[Automagsam]

of his cups

[mr.mag218]

warmin up my

[k.rollin]

scurvy ravaged insides

[Avianrave]

rum rum yarrrrrg

[snoopay700]

. Yar, the rum

[grEnAlEins]

was most delectable

[snoopay700]

for i drank

[k.rollin]

the crew's weight

[questionful]

only to later