Why don't blind guys sky dive??

[danskifish]

...because it scares the hell out of his seeing eye dog

[koleah]

How do blind people know when to stop wiping their butts?

[govnamac]

How do blind people know when to stop wiping their butts?

Wipe and sniff.

[bojangles1983]

How do blind people know when to stop wiping their butts?

When you reach the dogs tail... ?

[danskifish]

I really know a blind skydiver. He was a skydiver before he went blind. With the help of other skydivers and radios he can still jump.

[Will Wood]

Yea, don't they have altimeter released shoots now too?

[Frizzle Fry]

Yea, don't they have altimeter released shoots now too?

3 words: Die Hard 2

[Will Wood]

2 is a number.


and it was more of a rhetorical question anyways. I knew they did.

[Frizzle Fry]

2 is a number.


and it was more of a rhetorical question anyways. I knew they did.

Er... OK... So Die Hard "TWO"?

Either way, reset or modify the altimeter to lower sea level by 100ft like the did in Die Hard Two and suddenly you've got a dead blind parachutist and a fairly mediocre "filler" episode of Monk.