mpsd
02-09-2010, 05:51 AM
I was shopping at the
local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bread
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the
items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing
up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be
single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed
had never found Mr. Right.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about my selections that could have
tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you
are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
Just got that on my e-mail. Had to share with you. LOL!
local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bread
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the
items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing
up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be
single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed
had never found Mr. Right.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about my selections that could have
tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you
are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
Just got that on my e-mail. Had to share with you. LOL!