IF You Email SHE Will Come...........

[AGD]

IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......IF you email SHE will come......





(cryptic post to build the hype and keep you in the dark, start guessing)

AGD (Mr Nasty)

[apache]

I think I've seen this movie but they were in a hotel up in the mountains in that one, not on a paintball forum...

[MantisMag]

hahaha. i'm not gonna say what my first thought was when i read that. (something to do with what the content of that e-mail should be ;) ;) ) mods probably wouldn't like it. is it the new HAL-MAG? as in HAL 9000. Heuristic Algorithmic Learning MAG. although of course you would have to replace HAL's voice from the movie with the voice of a hot sounding chick. for many the debate between paintball and girlfriends would be settled. paintball wins. of course for those of us who still want wetware that means more for us. :p

[Paintballer86]

Tom, is Amy Scherler(sp) comming?!?!?! Ya know the hot girl who is currentley set as my backround with the SFL???!??!?!?!?!

[kilaueakid]

I would guess that it is either the:

1. DYE Emag Extreme

or

2. 4500 flatlines


Just what exactly is SHE. I am guessing something something Emag.

kila

[shartley]

apache
I believe that was “REDRUM” (murder backwards)…. Wrong movie. ;)

“If you build it, they will come” is from “Field of Dreams”. :D

My guess would be the visiting gal thing….

[irbodden]

I say we mail bomb Tom and see what comes, it'll be a lawyer most likely! LOL ;)

[apache]

Shartley, remember the scene where the wife comes and sees the several hundred pages that Nicholson's character has written: "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"... I thought of Tom staying up all night typing with a crazy look in his eyes ;)

[shartley]

apache
Yes, I see what you are saying.. but what is actually closer?

"IF you email SHE will come"
and
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.."

OR

"IF you email SHE will come"
and
"If you build it, they will come."

;)


... I thought of Tom staying up all night typing with a crazy look in his eyes
Now THAT is a given! (J/K) :D

[cphilip]

Toms been sniffin too much paint in the dyno-room again....:D

[Dubstar112]

Hmm, I think hes got somthin special saved up for us...

[the123]

Hmmmm... I have a feeling he is talking about JoAnn ??

[rifleman]

Yeah, I'd say it's the DYE extreme emag, because in a earlier post Tom said, "Email DYE, you have no idea how much it does." :rolleyes:









Adam

[Shaft]

Denise Richards?
Jenna Jameson?
Z-Grip?
2004 F-bodys?
Texas Bikini Team?
E-Mag Extreme?

So many choices. I will email... but who do I email. Heh, I'm going to email the Texas bikini team and see what they know...

[Load SM5]

Well, I'm off to carve a baseball field into my backyard......

[Gambit1106]

Mabey SHE stands for Super Hacked-up E-Mag. I really think Tom is starting to work too many long hours.

Darren

[Chupas2]

Hey Tom,
I think you've finally lost it. But anyway I'm hoping you're talk about that sweet smelling gun we always bug you about. The Butterscotch Yo signature series e-mag.:D :D :D

[mrhooie]

So what's her email? I'll send her one - I'd like to see her.

[shartley]

her@airgun.com ? ;)

[Manuel_FZR]

That reminds me of: evil Tom grins ... ;)
I really hope SHE will come ... (building my own hype ;) ) ... to me! ;)

[thecavemankevin]

I am wondering if SHE is an acronym?

Supper Halo Emag
Suck Hard Eggs
Saucy Hot Easter Bunnies


Can you at least give us a date of when SHE will arrive?

[Temo Vryce]

Hmmm maybe it's Mrs. Tom Kaye.

[Gup44]

Hmmm... Give me the email address so that she may come faster!!

[FaSSt]

Originally posted by AGD
IF you email SHE will come......
(Mr Nasty)

And I though that this was a G-rated forum ;)

[MantisMag]

actually this is a PG-13 forum according to the forum rules posted by webby. still. i think that's a little raunchy for PG-13. ;)

[ProjectMag]

*whisper* "Go the distance"

[deded]

Its the super-accurate-non-elf-utilizing-marker-from-the-gods.

I'm sure of it :D

"I'm sorry dave, I'm afraid you just don't know how to aim"

[MajorDamage]

Originally posted by thecavemankevin
I am wondering if SHE is an anagram?

Supper Halo Emag
Suck Hard Eggs
Saucy Hot Easter Bunnies


Can you at least give us a date of when SHE will arrive?
An anagram is like making an ew word out of letters in another word. Like making itch into tich and stuff. That would be initials ;) and I think its Super Hyped ENDO!

ENDO!

[wyn1370]

if you give us an email address, we will....if you give us an email address, we will....if you give us an email address, we will....if you give us an email address, we will....if you give us an email address, we will....if you give us an email address, we will....if you give us an email address, we will....if you give us an email address, we will....

[shartley]

wyn1370
I don't get it.. what are you trying to say? ;)

[wyn1370]

is that better?
sorry had a brain fart on the last one

[mrhooie]

Originally posted by MajorDamage

An anagram is like making an ew word out of letters in another word. Like making itch into tich and stuff. That would be initials ;) and I think its Super Hyped ENDO!

ENDO!

actually - it's an acronym - like scuba

[ProjectMag]

*whisper* "Ease his pain"

[Johnny Bravo]

Perhaps he's talking about the side feed breaches for the SFL? Probably not, but that's what I'm hopin' for. :D

[Cozmo51]

4500 flatlines or a low pressure emag or new low pressure mag valve. If can come up with something that matches the acronym I'll post.

[xmetal2001]

Yep, definatly an acronym with SHE being capitalized.

who am i supposed to be emailing?

[nutz]

i got money that tom is sittin back at AGD laughing his pants off at us! :D

[personman]

Um.. maby he is giving us valentines day advice? :p

[laysomepaint]

i think its and acronym too....

Super Hyped E-mag....more advertising maybe?

Shocktech Halo E-mag....just a thought...

Superbolt Halo Extreem package.....hmmm....i like this one

my guess is as good as anyone elses....cmon tom...i gotta know

[personman]

what about IF then? I mean if you think SHE is an acronym, then what about IF?
I'll bet he is talking about the extreem.
But I refuse to e-mail!

[shartley]

http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=212216#post212216


Funny how an E-mail them comment is in this one too...

[MajorDamage]

lol, I knew it was something...just couldn't remember what it was called, but I knew someone would yell at me. Better to be part right, than not right at all I suppose! I knew it wasn't an anagram!

ENDO!

[Riot[Z-Grip]]

Ok... I tried the whole sliding the letters the same number of places over in the alphabet thing.... and SHE translates out into the following

SHE RGD QFC PEB ODA NCZ MBY LAX(woohoo, lacrosse!)
KZW JYV (junior varsity?)IXU HWT GVS FUR (????)
ETQ DSP CRO(-me warps?) BQN APM ZOL
YNK XMJ WLI VKH UJG TIF(-fanny, the future AGD ad girl?)

Well as you can see, I came up with nothing!!!! But how about an e-mail addy.. I obviously got nothing better to do...

-Riot

[compadre7]

He said it 17 times... I dunno if that means anything :rolleyes:

IFSHE?
EHSFI?
SHEIF?

Do they stand for something? Somebody? Obviously he wanted to emphasize IF and SHE. Intelli Feed Super Hacked Emag? Ummm... I think the Dye Extreem Emag is possible, but I'm not sure how it fits. Maybe SHE is the name of the gun they would make? Kind of like the Dye Iron Men Angel.

:confused:

[XspyX]

Intelli Feed Secret Halo E-mag

IFSHE

Thats the best I could come up with...I am totally clueless...but for some reason I think Shartley has the inside scoop.... :confused:

[kenshinkandon]

I think that Shartley is in on the who thing with Tom. Because I think they're suggesting that the AO pull together and start up the great hype machine and get Dye to do their version of a E-mag with a modular body.

[thecavemankevin]

hey major damage, i said acronym, just go back and look at my original post :D


Ps. Tom, you sir suck! :)

[justinellery]

I hope the KAPP girl is now the airgun designs girl!!!!! I hope she comes.

[shartley]

Disclaimer:

Shartley is NOT in on the WHO thing. Shartley does not have an inside track on the WHO thing. Shartley and Tom have not teamed up to do a Hype job on AO.

(Shartley wonders who believes this is true, or who thinks it is deception or misdirection. ;))

((Shartley wonders why he is talking about himself in the 3rd person…..))
:rolleyes:

[Kaiser Bob]

Hmmm, field of dreams.... that seems like an important clue. Maybe Tom is starting something up along the lines of a field? Or maybe it has something to do the AGD team idea that was being kicked around? Hey maybe SHE is a new paintball league! (Wishful thinking there)

[Gambit1106]

Originally posted by XspyX
Intelli Feed Secret Halo E-mag

IFSHE

Thats the best I could come up with...

OR Intelli Feed Shocktech Halo Emag

[FooTemps]

Superspeed haveblue EMAG... Hacked in programming heaven and back!

400 modes of fire!
agd c&c x-treme body and grip!
4500psi flatline!
halo!
intellifeed!
new retro valve!
achieves 27 bps NOT DRYFIRED!
I AM DREAMING!!!

[XspyX]

Originally posted by Gambit1106


OR Intelli Feed Shocktech Halo Emag

O, very clever. I shoulda thought of that one...damn :cool:

[Buckwheat]

(I think the long cold winters of Illinois are getting to him, cabin fever is setting in!)

[Jacob]

Could it possibly be... what I've been waiting all this time for... the piece of equipment without which I couldn't justify buying an e-mag... a pump kit for the extreme.

Oh, Rapture

[Mega Man]

Could this possibly be a trick devised by Tom to liven then good people of AO? Or could Tom have lost his mind? Could Tom be using us to create a new name for a new product he has cleverly nicknamed "SHE"? The world may never know.

[Vegeta]

OR! Its an unbreakable one-time-pad code and he will start misleading us with strange, duragatory phrases like "The pizza is in the the house!" and "Take out the trash jungle monkey!"

Is AGD getting a model? Either that, or its an acronym for a secret project, like you all have said.

[brett]

i dont know if this has been said before but maybe SHE is the messed up intelliframes?

[Vegeta]

OR!
look at how how "email" was mentioned in this post about a DYE emag:
http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=212216#post212216

Looks like "SHE" is a DYE Emag. Everyone e-mail Cave Youngblood about 500 times now with DYE EMAG in the subjectline GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!

[SuperOrangeTicTac]

1) what is with the whole mr. nasty thing?
2) I dont think that the IF thing stands for anything
3) maybe SHE stands for something, probably not though, since IF probably doesnt't. It is just emphasized
4) Shocktech Halo Extreem would be my best guess, but that sounds a little far fetched

Super High Elves? :D
Super Hot Elves?


Why did he say Mr. Nasty?

[Vegeta]

I'm all over this. Lets break it down:

IF
you
email
SHE
will
come
....

FIRST WORD: IF
Capitalized. Either part of an acronym or it implying that we must make the move to do soemthing.

SECOND WORD: you
Backing up the second theorem from the fisrt word that we must do somethign to get something/start something/etc.

THIRD WORD: email
This could possible relate to Tom's post here: http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=212216#post212216 about DYE emags. Very cooincidental for the circumstances. Also could imply that we have to suggest somehting to someone.

FOURTH WORD: SHE
She relates to, in this case: 1)An AGD model 2) an new AGD product 3) A new marker, possibly, as stated in the above post, related to a DYE emag, or 4) part of an acronym, could possibly go with "IF".

FIFTH WORD: will
Obviously means that this hasn't happened yet. But he is sugesting that it can happen.

SIXTH WORD: come
Come, again, can mean: 1)come to AGD/AO 2)come to store 3) go on market 4)start development

PHRASE IS FOLLOWED BY: ....
implying that, again, eitehr we have to act on somehting, or that this will continue, possibly giving us more phrases, or parts of the acronyms. I suggest we watch the forums closely, especially in Tom's posts about hte dye emag and in places where we wouldn't expect it.

[kilaueakid]

Maybe they are going to start producing pbjosh's gun he has developed. He calls it the Shiva. I guess we will wait and see.

kila

[FooTemps]

Hm... I just thought about this... Is this the just developed lvl 8 mag? Not the old lvl 8... a new one...

[OldSchoolMag]

Hmm...

is it *bad* when you write "ALL IF AND NO SHE MAKES OSM A DULL BOY" all over your bed room walls? No, I didn't think so either. Crazy mom.

OSM

[Rahman]

Alright Tom, tell us man my brain just can't take it anymore .what are you cooking up over there???

[gimp]

Am I the only person that thought this was gonna be a woman? I was hoping for Keely Watson.

[ubooze]

I don't think I can take this any longer.

I must know.

Tell ME! Tell US!

Jus guve us a clue Tom. I mean that vcan't hurt can it?

I can't wait! I'll get mad soon!

Maybe its some sort of new edition Mag. All carved and colored. Not necessarily a E-Mag.

Everyone...make sure you have enough time to send a couple hundred e-mails each day.:D

[FooTemps]

Hm... Maybe it's an all girl Am A team sponsored by AGD! They're gonna kick butt! lol...

[oneshot]

I half to say that I think that it is a low pressure valve and how they will come with the new extremes , just my guess:D

[MantisMag]

Originally posted by Vegeta
SIXTH WORD: come
Come, again, can mean: 1)come to AGD/AO 2)come to store 3) go on market 4)start development

you left out one interpretation that me, fasst and a few others like. we seem to have tied this to the "mr nasty" which everyone else is ignoring. :rolleyes: bad tom! bad! you shouldn't be starting such dirty threads. i wonder if anyone calls tom mr nasty. ;) i think that whole post was worded rather badly. too many possiblities for evil interpretations. unless of course tom intentionally worded that way. dammit you nasty nasty man.

[Bonx0007]

Tom Tom Tom....
What are you being secret for. It must be something good.
This suprise better be something like a new Dye Extreme or else I will be let down. Well it is obvious that he won't tell us who to e-mail so I personally will start e-mailing DYE and whoever else i can think of to get whatever this is off the ground.

[pntbawlrmz]

Side Hatch Emag?????

[kilaueakid]

It is the new Sam Hartley Emag!!! Custom designed and milled by Shartley himself. It is to make up for all those contests he couldn't enter.

Kila

[marc]

Did any one think that this is another joke or something seeing how we will react, like the crown point barrel discusion. and Tom K did say a few days back or something that the forums were getting slow and in this one he said to make some hype. So this could be a nother prank, but I hope it really means the Super Hot Emag

[FooTemps]

LOL Marc,

You're right but this is what we're hoping for... ;)

[BlackVCG]

This is NOT A JOKE. Trust me. I know all about it and there's no joking involved here or some test to see how you guys will respond.

[Bonx0007]

So Black what do you know????
:confused:

[AGD]

This is NOT a joke or a test or anything like that. This is simply and purely about having fun. By the number of responses I think it is having the right effect.

I'll put up another hint tommorow very late.

AGD (the Fun Master)

[Tunaman]

Well Tom...you have become Quite the Comedian...SPIT IT OUT!:D :D :D

[irbodden]

I'd like to know too :(

[Dubstar112]

ohh. the suspense of waiting what he has in store for us..

[Scooter/Cootie]

You can almost cut the suspense with a knife. Can't wait to see the next clue. I think its about an AGD product but who knows? :confused:

Let the games begin! :D

[Shaft]

Synreal Hexis Emag?

[wyn1370]

Originally posted by AGD
This is NOT a joke or a test or anything like that. This is simply and purely about having fun. By the number of responses I think it is having the right effect.

I'll put up another hint tommorow very late.

AGD (the Fun Master)

don't take this the wrong way but
http://a1.cpimg.com/image/53/0A/8428371-2285-014000F0-.jpg

[mrhooie]

Well, I had to email my sales rep at DYE today to get a new pricelist for their new catalogue....If you haven't seen the 2002 catalogue - WHAT A PIECE OF WORK - very nicely done.

As an added bonus - I slipped in the fact that Tom had mentioned a DYE Emag. So I told Eddie (my rep) that they could do a much better job than the SFL and I'd be interested in carrying them.

Just my 2 cents before the next big clue :)

[AGD]

Before this thing gets out of hand I have to tell you this has nothing to do with DYE or a DYE Emag. Think closer to home, more light hearted etc.

AGD

[virus]

more light hearted......

they figured out how to make an Emag with the Zgrip =D

lol... i can keep dreamin cant i

[Muzikman]

You guys are coming to Skyball after all and will supply all the donuts and beer we can consume? :)

[Manuel_FZR]

I think, it´s the c&c Xtreme, witch is now ready to ship ... ;)

[Gup44]

I like Manuel's idea best!!! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Yahooo!!!:D
As you can tell, I sit sadly and wait in agony for the C&C Xtreme:rolleyes:
It's probably just an inner office joke between Tom and the office gals. I'm sure they're bombarded every day with emails. I know I've sent a few;)

[Butterfingers]

Extremes are out?

[mrhooie]

Ok, well I still emailed Eddie - and I hope they appreciate the compliment on a 'future DYE Emag' :D

As for SHE, and closer to home - well I call my 1964 Pontiac a SHE - she's a lady..

I will now proceed to email the AGD ladies et al. and will make my request :D

mrhooie

[beam]

Well, Tom posted "If you email SHE will come" 17 times in the body of the original post.

Is this SHE 17 years old...or is 17 a significant number?

[Gambit1106]

Actually if you count the subject line it is typed 18 times.

Also you know Tom is loving this. Who knows he might have that darn marketing hat on again.

Darren

[wes]

personally, i think it has something to do with email
or maybe tom just had 1 to many drinks.......... :eek: heh jk jk ;)

[Nitroduck]

Ok........... I think i got it.....

AGD has the Extreme emags , if you mail agd office girl you'll get one ( as long as you're paying for it )

I think that's pretty light hearted and close to home.....If i'm right....but then it could be a psysic message from tom to me to make another inteliframe style flash movie ........ Who knows.

[compadre7]

Originally posted by AGD
Before this thing gets out of hand I have to tell you this has nothing to do with DYE or a DYE Emag. Think closer to home, more light hearted etc.

AGD

It has NOTHING to do with Dye or a Dye Emag, so scratch that. Closer to home? Light hearted?

Let's try just taking it practically! Maybe he was just trying to emphasize IF and SHE. Let's say it has nothing to do with anagrams (or whatever those things are :rolleyes: ) or how many times he said it. Just take it practically. IF (meaning something has to happen) and SHE (a girl? a reference to a gun?). "IF you email SHE will come..."

He did say it was cryptic though! Hmm...

Think closer to home! More light hearted! Mhmm... okay... at this point I don't think I can!

[HoppysMag]

TELL US TOM!!! Its driving me insane!!!!

[Drizit]

well after reading all the posts, I can't think of a thing... i will however be watching this thread, and hitting my head off the wall tring to figure it out.

[shartley]

The Shadow knows...... ;)

[beam]

Originally posted by shartley
The Shadow knows...... ;)

HAHAHAHA :D

LOL!

This thing is just SO funny. This is just what we need...."Patience...you must learn patience!" --Yoda

[Jonno06]

so the hint will come friday night(tonight),or saterday night(tomarrow night)?????

[Whisky]

I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....I emailed will SHE come.....




(cryptic reply to build the hype and keep you in the light..hmm wasn't it dark !!!)

Whisky (Mr NiceTea)

[kilaueakid]

Light hearted and closer to home can only mean one thing.

Think about this.....what is the heart of an emag/RT Pro?

The retro-valve.....now think light...

Could it possibly be that all aluminum retro valves are here? Oh I think I am onto something...

kila

[headcase]

That could be the first sane thing in this thread

[XspyX]

I'm guessing some kind of new grip for the e-mags. Z-Grip, Y-grip....whatever...my guess

[Whisky]

I don't know if it is a contest or something but here is what i found. The post was simple so i tought simple. It says "IF you email SHE will come", so i said to myself why not just emailing SHE .. and i had a reply from.... WEBBY , yep believe it or not. So email her ( or him who knows :D ) at she@automags.org
So i guess now SHE will receive lots of email.
:D ;) :D
Rej "Whisky"

[HoppysMag]

Good job Wiskey!!! I EMAILED!!!

[mrhooie]

Well, Eddie from DYE said the Emag thing is a rumor (which Tom said himself)

And the Office Gals (Marcia) said that they don't know who SHE is..

Just reporting my findings

as for you shartley - the shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men.....nothing about a SHE in there :D

[shartley]

mrhooie

as for you shartley - the shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men.....nothing about a SHE in there :D
Some would disagree with you… some might say that SHE IS the Evil that lurks in the hearts of men. ;)

(Added: But that would depend on what your definition of IS is. :D:D:D)

[PsychoMag]

darn it...i go to sleep and what do i miss??

My guess is the DYE Emag, since he wanted us to email DYE, and those DYE girls....mmmmmmmmm;) :p :D

[mrhooie]

Originally posted by PsychoMag
My guess is the DYE Emag, since he wanted us to email DYE, and those DYE girls....mmmmmmmmm;) :p :D

Well, like i posted, i emailed DYE and they said its a rumour.

As for you shartley - you can twist things around - i like it :D

[Rahman]

THATS IT PEOPLE IT'S TIME TO OVERTHROW THE ORG!!
WE'LL JUST GET THE INFORMATION FOR OUR SELVES,
"VIVA LA REVOLUCION"

[Rahman]

uM....UH,sorry about that I get a little crazy sometimes..:) :D ;) Oh,and Tom I hope we can forget about the "coup de estats" hehe..

----------------------------------------------------
AHHHH....peace&tranquility ahhhhhh....

[MrRottenTreats]

And when I joined here, I thought you were the sane, down to earth ones:rolleyes:

But you all went insane just because of this IF and SHE

I should just go back to the Nation.:rolleyes: At least they don't get all worked up over 5 capitalized letters

Now go get some sleep, or drugs, or sex or something. You all need to calm down and I agree Tom is now getting pretty evil. and I just thought he was mean.(i want my old sig back):mad: :rolleyes:

[nutz]

tom this is only a word of advise :D

[OldSchoolMag]

No DYE E-mag?...

Man, then that huge "DYE" I just mowed in all the neighborhood baseball fields is for naught!

Darnit...

OSM

[pntbawlrmz]

light hearted... a clue, maybe releasing a lighter battery pack?????

[MrRottenTreats]

going with the hype

IF You Email SHE Will Come

IFYESHEWC

IF YES HE WC(world cup)

FYI WE SHEC(???????????)

just playing around with the capitals

oumailillome
you can play with the lowercase:o

[Vegeta]

man i got back today and looked at this.. then realized i spent like 3 hours last night trying to desode that phrase, searching and cross referenceing EVERTHING that had to do with AGD, IF, SHE, IFSHE, IFYESHEWC, etc, etc. I came up with soem interestign theories. cant wait for Toms next clue.

[personman]

Vegeta and all who diddnt see this:
http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25202

[pbjosh]

Hey I might be a greedy bastard, but I want HERS, not just a single SHE.

Like, a cheerleading squad or a something. A bunch of SHE's. OR 17-18 SHE's? A personal cheering squad for the AGD teams? How about just me? come on, if AGD don't do it WDP will!

I know, but I was talking about it with some people, and they liked the idea.

And we have the E- from E-mag, so the SH might be the Syncro Halo, or SHortE-mag with a smaller battery, or even Super Hero E-mag. It is late here, I will let you come up with it.

Josh

[-Jôker-]

i wanna knnnnnoooooww!

[Dodo]

this hole thing is funny