Venom Challenge 2 Prize :D

[BigEvil]

Are you guys ready to man-up? Before I let you guys in on it, I just want everyone to know that I seriously doubt all of this will be done, finished, and back from anno in time. So we appologize in advance, seems like everyone's projects are running behind and it all just wont come together for us when we need it to. So, with that sort of downer, here is what we have in store for the winner.

All in gloss red w/black highlights;

From Mongoose;
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll108/VenomousDesigns/TOXICbodyandrail-1.jpg

and

http://www.venomousdesigns.com/snatch_grip.gif

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A custom cocker threaded brass barrel from Ty Mcneer

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A CCM feedneck and CP Direct mount ASA from SSP-Reaper and Silentstalkerspaintball

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A little something that I have magnus making for me :D
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp97/4The_Family/magnus/E-90-final-design-02.gifhttp://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp97/4The_Family/magnus/E-90-final-design-01.gif
(Will come with a Talon trigger and Luke's custom grip panels)
No you are not seeing things. I commissioned a couple of these E-90s to be specially made for the BEO-Mafia guys. I will have one to spare, so im donating it to the cause. It is in the works on the ***-end of the latest run of Tuna's M90s.

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A Gloss RED Tunavalve, courtesy of Tunaman!


Im sure we can come up with a foregrip for this thing also.

:cheers:

[Ando]

You tards. You should have waited :p

[SSP REAPER]

She's a beauty! Guess we had all better start practicing...

[cougar20th]

If all the contestants die can I have this.

[Smoothice]

Can I compete from California? Or better yet from outside of an emergency room? As I'm sure that will be where most of the contestants end up...

[TwilightG]

:dance:

If I go blind halfway through the Venom Challenge, will anyone hand wings to me?

[SSP REAPER]

:dance:

If I go blind halfway through the Venom Challenge, will anyone hand wings to me?
NO! Every man for himself :p

[BigEvil]

:dance:

If I go blind halfway through the Venom Challenge, will anyone hand wings to me?

I think blindness is going to be the least of everyone's problems.

Maybe we should require safety goggles... just in case.

[Smoothice]

I think blindness is going to be the least of everyone's problems.

Maybe we should require safety goggles... just in case.

You guys better have waivers signed...

[pillage]

Quick everyone start work hardening their rectums. I suggest an enema mixture of metal shavings, broken glass, rock salt, and rubbing alcohol to toughen one's bum up. :cheers:

[mpsd]

Loved the frame! Will certainly get one! It's the same project I had done in my UMF but with better milling.

[Tunaman]

As for the valve...I do believe that I have a gloss red TunaValve to go in that fine specimen. Just wouldn't be right without it. ;) :clap: :cheers:

[Tunaman]

Quick everyone start work hardening their rectums. I suggest an enema mixture of metal shavings, broken glass, rock salt, and rubbing alcohol to toughen one's bum up. :cheers:
Now THAT is some funny stuff right there! :D :D :D

[Mongoose]

As for the valve...I do believe that I have a gloss red TunaValve to go in that fine specimen. Just wouldn't be right without it. ;) :clap: :cheers:

:eek: :headbang: :cheers:

[Mongoose]

You guys better have waivers signed...

waivers will be required...working on them now.

nobody's gonna get hurt....they will only wish they died :D

i will be bottling some, so everyone can play along with their own home edition.

[Ando]

Nice. I got some guys at work who think they're all Mr. Badass when it comes to the pepper. :rofl:

[mag79]

I wasn't there last year, can I get more details on the challenge

[SithSteve]

I wasn't there last year, can I get more details on the challenge

I second this! I think I get the gist, but details would be nice.

[Ando]

LTR other posts :cheers:


UPDATE:

There will be 3 sauces......the "House" sauce from the Restaurant.......they call it Inferno. RD1

Then we will have our very own "RT sauce" this will be RD2

Finally for the few that should remain we have mongoose's revenge from last year........"FULL RETARD" this sauce will make sure no one is left standing. This is RD3


RD1: 3 wings, must finish to continue

RD2: 5 wings, Must finish to continue

RD3: 5 wings, whoever completes the most wings will be the winner.

But what if more then one person eats all 5 wings in RD3 ...then we go to a tiebreaker.

tiebreaker will be another 5 wings...first one to finish them all wins.


RULES:

No alcohol before or during the challenge.
No food or water during the challenge
You puke ...you lose
No swearing
No crying like a girl
IN ORDER TO WIN THE PRIZE YOU MUST COMPLETELY FINISH 1 RD3 WING
No bathroom breaks during the challenge...this is for your safety :eek:
If you are pregnant or think you may be you are not allowed to enter.

Waivers will be given at the challenge

[BigEvil]

Im changing the rules. There will be more wings involved. Mongoose underestimates you all. Last year, he was the one that got burned. Not this time. Those frames are expensive I aint having 6 more made because of a tie ;) :tard:

[mag79]

thanks Ando

So how many entered last year,
who drop out first who was the last man standing

[TwilightG]

thanks Ando

So how many entered last year,
who drop out first who was the last man standing

Last year was a bit different. We only tasted some hot sauce on toothpicks. Mongoose brought two kinds.

Four of us total: SSP, Rudz, Stygshore, and myself. We kept tasting toothpick after toothpick w/ no one bowing out (although I think most of us saw Rudz hiccup something fierce in his mouth)
After that, we all resorted to doing spoonfuls of the stuff.

Mongoose didn't have a chance :(
;)

[mag79]

cool cant wait

[Fred]

Crap i gotta get to b-dubs and start training on the wings+hot sauce...

[Beemer]

I wasn't there last year, can I get more details on the challenge

Rut row refrow. All you need to know is winner gets the prize. ;)

[Beemer]

Im changing the rules. There will be more wings involved. Mongoose underestimates you all. Last year, he was the one that got burned. Not this time. Those frames are expensive I aint having 6 more made because of a tie ;) :tard:

With that prize I am rethinking my entry. Watch out for the old guy in a wheel chair. They tend to be sleepers. ;)

[Fred]

Beemer's going to need an upgrade for his usual Depends... :p

[Enemy]

i want in on this arghh being broke and unable to attend any events!!!! who wants to sponsor me ive eaten raw habanero peppers before!!!! it cant be worse than that though i bet it will be just as bad!!


oh and do contestants get free milk and ice cream after the contest? it would only be civil

[BigEvil]

oh and do contestants get free milk and ice cream after the contest? it would only be civil


Nah, but we are keeping a fire extinguisher nearby :)

[SSP REAPER]

i want in on this arghh being broke and unable to attend any events!!!! who wants to sponsor me ive eaten raw habanero peppers before!!!! it cant be worse than that though i bet it will be just as bad!!


oh and do contestants get free milk and ice cream after the contest? it would only be civil
Raw habanero peppers are for girls and grandmothers. I was growing and eating Bhut Jolikia peppers all summer long :p

[Temo Vryce]

BigEvil, you need to find some of this stuff.

Blair's 16 Million (http://www.extremefood.com/shop/product.php?productid=52&cat=15&page=1)

At 16 Million Scovilles it doesn't get any hotter.

Scoville scale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale) via Wikipedia.

[TwilightG]

oh and do contestants get free milk and ice cream after the contest? it would only be civil

I suggested milkshakes in the TB4 lunch thread. Sounds like a good idea to me :D
Maybe I'll just order one in advance so I'll have it ready for my victory ;)

[Thordic]

BigEvil, you need to find some of this stuff.

Blair's 16 Million (http://www.extremefood.com/shop/product.php?productid=52&cat=15&page=1)

I wouldn't be surprised is that stuff cost close to $1000 a bottle. I know one of their older sauces was $750.

How hot was the stuff last year?

[Thordic]

I suggested milkshakes in the TB4 lunch thread. Sounds like a good idea to me :D
Maybe I'll just order one in advance so I'll have it ready for my victory ;)

Casein is the protein in dairy that relieves the burning. I think soft cheese would probably work best at relieving the burning, but whole milk or buttermilk would probably work too.

I'm betting someone vomits, not everyone signing up knows what they are in for. I've tried some retardedly hot sauces and it's not pleasant by any means. There's a reason pepper spray is so effective :)

[Mongoose]

I wouldn't be surprised is that stuff cost close to $1000 a bottle. I know one of their older sauces was $750.

How hot was the stuff last year?

I have met and talked to them before....that 16 million stuff is pure capsicum....it cant get any hotter....but its not a sauce.

last year i had two sauces....one was around 600,000 and the other around 800,000

this year "Full Retard" is gonna be over 2 million :eek: ....thats roughly five times hotter then eating habanero's straight

[Thordic]

I have met and talked to them before....that 16 million stuff is pure capsicum....it cant get any hotter....but its not a sauce.

last year i had two sauces....one was around 600,000 and the other around 800,000

this year "Full Retard" is gonna be over 2 million :eek: ....thats roughly five times hotter then eating habanero's straight

Yeah, Blair's makes ridiculous stuff.

2 million.. nuts. I've have 1.5 million. I put 5-6 drops on a hot dog, ate half the hot dog, and started crying.

[Mongoose]

Yeah, Blair's makes ridiculous stuff.

2 million.. nuts. I've have 1.5 million. I put 5-6 drops on a hot dog, ate half the hot dog, and started crying.

The night we make the sauces...we are gonna try them out to make sure they are hot enough, im not looking forward to this at all. my goal is to eat one entire full retard wing

[Temo Vryce]

I read an article talking about Blair's 16 Million. The author mentioned that Blair wanted to test the stuff and put a single granule on his tongue. He said it was a week before he could talk.

I've had 500,000 hot sauce and that some pretty good heat. I feel sorry for any one who steps up for this challenge.

[kcombs9]

I wish I could come just to watch the poor saps that try this, and while everyone one is either crying from pain or laughter I'll slip out the back with the prize :ninja:

[Smoothice]

This contest does require video!!!

It would be a considered a failure in my book without such video...

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x57/smoothice15/forum%20pics/uselesswithoutvid.gif

[mag79]

how many people signed up so far?

[BigEvil]

how many people signed up so far?

I think there is 5 or 6 including you but Im not certain.

[Bigwooly1013]

alex if you win you know i get to shoot this setup at the fall AO South game.

[mag79]

alex if you win you know i get to shoot this setup at the fall AO South game.

I dont know... I can eat all kinds of peppers like grapes, but I never had lava before.

Drive up with me and you could have a chance of winning, I have 5 open seats in the minivan:D

[Mongoose]

how many people signed up so far?

i think its closer to ten by now

[Thordic]

I just had a flashback to IAO that year I ate 10 Quaker Steak Suicide Wings (~150k) and was screaming on the bowl when they came out. I remember a few people were in the room laughing at me. That was brutal

[pillage]

Now THAT is some funny stuff right there! :D :D :D
No the funny stuff will be post consumption. When everyone starts getting belly cramps, then runs in a inflamed butt cheek, semi mudbutt clenched-shuffle-fashion to the crapper, only to find it locked. :eek: :rofl:

[BigEvil]

No the funny stuff will be post consumption. When everyone starts getting belly cramps, then runs in a inflamed butt cheek, semi mudbutt clenched-shuffle-fashion to the crapper, only to find it locked. :eek: :rofl:


There is only one stall in the mens room at the Lakeside tavern btw,,, :rofl:

[Fred]

Think it'll burn through that fast?

I'm definitely going to be subscribing to the whole milk chaser strategy I think...

Now I'm starting to get worried!

[BigEvil]

Think it'll burn through that fast?

I'm definitely going to be subscribing to the whole milk chaser strategy I think...

Now I'm starting to get worried!

Cant drink anything
Cant walk away from the table
Cant puke
Cant Cry
Cant pass out
Cant Die.


:)

[SSP REAPER]

Cant drink anything
Cant walk away from the table
Cant puke
Cant Cry
Cant pass out
Cant Die.


:)
It's time to nut up... or shut up :D

One of my favorite quotes from "Zombieland"

[kwood]

wow
i wish i living in the area
i would be all over this, i dont care if i even win
it just sounds like a good time!!!
heres some love from indiana :cheers:

[BigEvil]

wow
i wish i living in the area
i would be all over this, i dont care if i even win
it just sounds like a good time!!!
heres some love from indiana :cheers:


Beemer is driving from Chicago... Indiana, pssst he can do that in a day! :headbang: No excuses! Come on out.

[fishmishin]

I dont know... I can eat all kinds of peppers like grapes, but I never had lava before.

Drive up with me and you could have a chance of winning, I have 5 open seats in the minivan:D


Stop by and pick me up in Virginia. You will have to drive by practically 3 blocks from my house if you get off of 95 at 58 to jump over to 13 . Thats one of my hang ups with going at the moment, and I for the most part know how to get there from here. :D

[mag79]

Stop by and pick me up in Virginia. You will have to drive by practically 3 blocks from my house if you get off of 95 at 58 to jump over to 13 . Thats one of my hang ups with going at the moment, and I for the most part know how to get there from here. :D


Let me know if you're in and you'll have a ride :cheers:

[fishmishin]

WOOOT !! I'm in if I have a ride. Frickin awesome !! Make that 4 seats in the min-van then.

[BigEvil]

Let me know if you're in and you'll have a ride :cheers:

Sweet. Hey Fish, keep your hands to yourself on that ride ;)

[pillage]

Think it'll burn through that fast?

I'm definitely going to be subscribing to the whole milk chaser strategy I think...

Now I'm starting to get worried!
Milk chasers? Pfft more like a milk enema might be on the correct order of needs. :wow:

[fishmishin]

lol, no promises. I so dang happy I'm coming now. I have really been in the dumps about not being able to come. Until now, wanna see me do back flips on youtube, lol.

Put my name down for the challenge. As long as I'll still have a ride home, lol

[Mongoose]

lol, no promises. I so dang happy I'm coming now. I have really been in the dumps about not being able to come. Until now, wanna see me do back flips on youtube, lol.

Put my name down for the challenge. As long as I'll still have a ride home, lol

You got it....glad your coming :cheers:

[Rudz]

I wanna see the challenege on you tube

[TwilightG]

I wanna see the challenege on you tube

So you're not making the trip this year? :(
this would have to be something like our 3rd scheduled kidnapping...

[SSP REAPER]

Clyde is in!

[BigEvil]

Clyde is in!


Is he bringing the ghillie suit? If so, he has to do the contest in it :D

[SSP REAPER]

Is he bringing the ghillie suit? If so, he has to do the contest in it :D
LOL I am sure he is...because the woods of NJ are soooooo thick LOL

[BigEvil]

Look what just arrived (minus the triggers :confused: )

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs505.ash1/29843_1358026643785_1625072661_870832_6769777_n.jp g

[Ando]

TeASe...MOrE PIckS!!!

[Smoothice]

:spit_take

[Dirge]

Nice eye candy! :clap:

[BigEvil]

ITS ALIVE!!

What a pain to wire though...

[Loguzzzzzz]

no Video?. . . . I call Shens! ! !

:D





:ninja:

[Thordic]

Wait, no Rudz this year? WTF?

[Loguzzzzzz]

Wait, no Rudz this year? WTF?That idiot was Flippin' :tard: :tard: :tard: and took the wrong week off from work and the guy that had the week he needed would not trade him.

:rolleyes: :spit_take

[BigEvil]

no Video?. . . . I call Shens! ! !

:D





:ninja:


No video, but here it is all wired up.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs505.ash1/29843_1358581937667_1625072661_872400_5299786_n.jp g

[BigEvil]

And here it is all together with some grips I made this morning.

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs089.snc3/15692_1359255234499_1625072661_873763_8212445_n.jp g

[fishmishin]

Took long enough, now where's the video :D

[Thordic]

That idiot was Flippin' :tard: :tard: :tard: and took the wrong week off from work and the guy that had the week he needed would not trade him.

:rolleyes: :spit_take

Hahaha, not surprised at all. Disappointed but not surprised.

[cougar20th]

Your evil. Making me rethink entering the contest..........Rethought it. Still a simple Hell no.

[Magnus]

And here it is all together with some grips I made this morning.

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs089.snc3/15692_1359255234499_1625072661_873763_8212445_n.jp g


I guess they worked!

[BigEvil]

For Twilight... some of his 'part' of the prize he and Mag79 split.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs322.ash1/28285_1415094870455_1625072661_1006224_3969856_n.j pg

[some hippie]

:wow: this thing is awesome, must have red e90 :hail:

[TwilightG]

:clap: I didn't see you post this until now

Is it going to have the "BEO-Mafia" engraving?

[BigEvil]

:clap: I didn't see you post this until now

Is it going to have the "BEO-Mafia" engraving?


Nope, this one was done without it.