Hint #2 If A then B

[AGD]

A = Email

B = She

C = To be announced

If "A" then "B"

If "B" then "C"

You can't have "B" but you might get "C"

If Tom Kaye gets to "C" he will have WLIPP

This will make Tom happy and hopefully all of you too.

AGD

[AGD]

You guys are being so enthusiastic I went with the hint ahead of time. This is great thanks!!

AGD

[RSUAVE911]

I hate you. :D

[LaW]

AH MY HEAD IS TURNING!!!!!!!!!!!

[LaW]

Originally posted by RSUAVE911
I hate you. :D

I concur :D

[bond1313]

My head hurts just looking at it.

[oneshot]

this is a tough one:D

[rpm07]

Why didn't I just say no when I was younger!
My head realy hurts

[PaInTbALL zAcH]

translation:
If EMAIL then SHE
IF she then C
You can't have "she" but you might get "tba"

If Tom Kaye gets to "tba" he will have WLIPP

This will make Tom happy and hopefully all of you too.

[kilaueakid]

If we email someone, SHE can happen,

If SHE happens, it will be announced,

You can't have SHE, but you could be announced.

If Tom gets announced....he would be WLIPP


you got me stumped...

Are you starting a womens professional paintball team, or finally getting married?

kila

[Potatoboy]

Originally posted by kilaueakid
If we email someone, SHE can happen,

If SHE happens, it will be announced,

You can't have SHE, but you could be announced.

If Tom gets announced....he would be WLIPP


No no no no no....

I think Tom means:

If (we email) then (she will come)

If (she comes) then (blank)

If Tom gets (blank) then he will have WLIPP

[kilaueakid]

I got it.....you are waiting to hear back on a patent!!

That would give you the Worlds Longest International Paintball Patent!! WLIPP

kila

[Whisky]

So like i said in the first thread i tried she@automags.org and it works, i had a reply (from webby). It may not be this but why would AGD have an email adress such as she@automags.org if it was not for this. Just try this first. And we have to figure out what WLIPP means too.

[Potatoboy]

I'm willing to bet that bvfafgadrthgqethgadfg@airgun.com goes to webby too. Most sites have an address that acts as a catch all in case someone just happens to misspell something. But i guess it could be a valid address...

[Shaft]

Originally posted by Whisky
So like i said in the first thread i tried she@automags.org and it works, i had a reply (from webby). It may not be this but why would AGD have an email adress such as she@automags.org if it was not for this. Just try this first. And we have to figure out what WLIPP means too.

I bet you can email to psychopsychoticpaintballfreakydude@airguns.com and you'll get a reply.

[shartley]

Whisky
Are you aware that many systems have a catch-all e-mail account? Those are accounts that get all the mail with misspelled names, or for accounts NOT set up. I use one, and most of the major businesses I work with do as well.

Try sending an e-mail to blah@automags.org or catfish@automags.org or heckjustmakeitup@automags.org and see if you still get through. ;) I sent one to "blah" and did not get a kickback..... :D:D:D

Sorry to bust that theory. ;)

(ADDED: LOL I guess we have some faster folks.. they got to it first. :D)

[PigSweat]

The key to the email thing is....What did Webby say when he replied?

[LaW]

Originally posted by kilaueakid
I got it.....you are waiting to hear back on a patent!!

That would give you the Worlds Longest International Paintball Patent!! WLIPP

kila

I like this :)

[Tunaman]

Originally posted by AGD
You guys are being so enthusiastic I went with the hint ahead of time. This is great thanks!!

AGD Got me...hehe! Silly Man!:D

[Whisky]

Sorry - I cant tell you - you will have to wait like the rest ;o)

take care!

Webmaster

That is his reply


You may be right Shartley i don't know much about this.

[thecavemankevin]

WLIPP...???
What Lost Ignorant Paintball People????

Tom, will you tell us if we get it right?

[LaW]

It's all in your head... :) hey Tom shhh don't clue them in.....

[hitech]

I don't know what WLIPP is, but I'm betting he is talking about the DYE Extreme Emag.

[Cliffio]

hehehe, i know what it is
there has been a leak in the system

if u guys wanna know what tk is talkin about just let me know and ill spill
later

[Whisky]

Potatoboy and shaft you are wrong and right all adresses works on automags.org but not airgun, cause i tried she@airgun.com and i had an undeliverable back message but not on ao's one that is why i tought it was the right thind to do and i was not aware of the catch all adress.

[ubooze]

Dear Mr. Tom Kaye,

[LaW]

wow I can't believe what it is.... :) thanks cliffio :) hahaha you guys are sooooo off

[ubooze]

Dear Mr. Tom Kaye,

What the hell is it?!!! Tell us. Tell me!

Is it some sort of new model of automag(The Ultimate
thing-ama-jiger Mag [Now if it only fit the acronym :rolleyes: ]

Plz...PLZ tells all us poor souls.

ATENTION: I f Tom doesn't tell us withing the next 6 hours I say we all log-off AO and go somewhere else to waste our time :)

[Whisky]

Where did you get this cliffo, i was not close at all.

[rhetor22]

I swear this is going to turn out to be some AGD stamped paperclip or something silly like that.

BUT!

If A, then B, then A^2 + 7a +10=0
then

(a+5)(a+2) therefore its either -2, or -5.

Wait... maybe its

AB^3+4B
___
B
_______
B^4+A+B
____
AB+1

but i don't know the answer to that cuz i don't feel like factoring and crap. I suck at math.

Anyways, i hate Tom Kaye also. :D

[XspyX]

Come on guys, lets all help Tom get some good ol' American nookie!



A = Email

B = She

C = To be announced

If "A" then "B"

If "B" then "C"

You can't have "B" but you might get "C"

If Tom Kaye gets to "C" he will have WLIPP

This will make Tom happy and hopefully all of you too.

AGD

-So if we e-mail, we get HER
-If we get HER, Tom will tell us
-We can't have HER, but Tom can. And he'll tell us about it.

-This makes Tom happy, and we are happy for Tom.

Its all comming together now....Mwahahaha :D

[FDB1]

ummm is tom gettin married or somethin

[wes]

why is tom talking in 3rd person? like your name here is hungry. your name here wants food.

[MantisMag]

i wonder if WLIPP will be something like angel love juice. :D :p ;)

[pumpamatic]

I think She(B) is some significant other in Tom's life. I think TBA(C) is marriage or a proposal(probably by Tom). You can't marry this specific 'she', but you can get married(to some other person). If Tom gets married he will be happy. Tom has a girlfriend right?


I don't know what WLIPP and A mean. Just email as many people as you can.

My second guess is the Dye emag, even though the clues don't fit all that well.

[ChrisRT]

I think Tom is putting together a marketing scheme, like we all have been asking for and "SHe" will be the new Automag model. I bet tom set her email account up as she@automags.org, and we are supposed to email her to pursuade her to be the model, but she has not commited yet, so it is to be announced.

[pntbawlrmz]

AHAHAHAHA I can't believe you guys can't figure this one out, its so easy my sister figured it out........ come on tom please tell us, or at least me. I promise I won't tell anyone else. :D

[Vegeta]

Oh my I just had some really nasty thoughts run through my mind. Hopefulyl I wansn't the only one who saw that in a wrong way.


OK for thsoe who HAVEN'T SEEN IT, tom has announced in the other thread that SHE DOES NOT EQUAL A DYE EXTREME. K just so u know

[ChrisRT]

WLIPP = Worlds Largest Internet Paintball PLayground?
Worlds Longest Intenational Piantball PAtent?
Worlds Largest Internet PAintball Partnership?
Worlds LArgest Internet PAintball Party?

[Vegeta]

And about the girlfriend thing.. it could be. Tom, I beilve (INSIDE INFO COMING UP lol) has a girlfriend. I have heard him mention "girlfriend" in the chat before. I didnt log that night so i can remeber it. And it was on new years eve so its very vauge. I wont say any mroe about what he said cuase, i mean, cmon... if you were tom would you want ppl talking about your personal life? Hell i wouldn't want any of you ppl even CLOSE to my personal life, sorry. :) lol

[HoppysMag]

your killin us MR K!!

[ChrisRT]

Are we going to have a female guest at the next paintball online party? then we would be Worlds Luckiest Internet Paintball Players?

[Rynoboy06]

I think it's time to (A) grab our markers, (B) fly on over to AGD central HQ,(C) surround the place, (D) capture the nefarious and awful personality that is TK at the moment, and then (E) brutally subject him to Backstreet Boys until all information has been divulged. If that doesn't work we'll use Britney Spears, but that may be illegal under the Geneva Convention's cruelty statutes... I'll see you all there in, ohhh, two hours. The attack commences at 10:22 Eastern, SHARP! Don't be late! :D
(You BETTER believe I'm joking, 'cause I am!)
(Even though this is driving me nuts)

[Jonno06]

ok...so when is the"C" to be announced????I hope it is something cool,like a magazine by AGD,or maybe PAINTBALL TV!!!!!!!!!!!!yay,i really hope i got it.Or,it could be the INTELLI-Z grip!!!!!!!!darn im good:D

[Nitroduck]

Sounds like Tom's gettin married or something.

Reason I think this is so is because I emailed the AGD Office Gal and said Tom was overly-happy today......

So......Is that the answer?

WLIPP ........Hmmmmm....Will Live in Paintball Paradise?

[thecavemankevin]

I wonder if AGD is merging with another company? ;)

[HoppysMag]

Tom if your gettin married your gunna invite you favorite Forum right??? Il take the steak. ( Chicken gives me gas)
I know il get you a blender!!! every one likes blenders!!!
We can throw you a bachlors party!!! a nice big cake, with the figurins on the top. Tom , His wife, And his emag!

[ChrisRT]

Worlds Largest Intenatonal Paintball Provider, this will make tom happy because it will make him money?

[Vegeta]

oh crap now we're getting into his personal life. Before long we'll ruin that too.. lol j/k

Couldn't you see it? a Tom Kaye bachelor party! omg.. the paint flying... the bars, the resturants, the beer...

of coasre, the beer comes AFTER the paintball.... no alcohol allowed on the feild!

[HoppysMag]

Vegeta---- your missin one of the most impotant things.... the Chicks !!!!

[RT_Luver]

I'm really confused!I just wish it might possibly be the new Z-Grip,but i doubt it......but heck,always nice to dream

[Vegeta]

....is marriage or a proposal(probably by Tom). ....

who else would propose? Tom's mom? lol.. hhehe..he..uh..uh oh. That better not be a part of it. Although that would be a AO memerable thing... AOers emailing Tom's fiance' all proposing for him. Does that fit the equation? IF we email.. SHE will come. We email her, proposing, and she will come!

That is VERY far off but hey its a shot. Am I right? VERY ROMANTIC TOM!

[sifu01]

Figure this:
If this then that
then if this=that than this
finally this and that or that and this
Got it!....:)

Looks like the only way to figure this out ahead of time is to eat Tom's brain.

Who's with me!!!!

[tazman]

Okay I am really confused Know!! I can't wait to find out what it is ...Almost like a kid waiting for christmas morning to come.

[Hysperion]

I think she is some really hot chick that's gonna 'rock the boat'. I mean what would make Tom more happy then that? And WLIPP was mispelled, he meant wipp so this sounds like it's shaping up to be some hardcore action :D

[pito189]

Maybe its the release of an all aluminum mag, so everyone can mill to their hearts content.

[Gup44]

<i>Originally posted by Tom K</i>
<b>A = Email
B = She
C = To be announced
If "A" then "B"
If "B" then "C"
You can't have "B" but you might get "C"
If Tom Kaye gets to "C" he will have WLIPP
This will make Tom happy and hopefully all of you too.</b>

If "A" then "B", and if "B" then "C" Then wouldn't it be logical to assume that if "A" then "C"? Therefore if we Email, then it will be announced and Everyone will be happy.

I don't think He's talking about a specific email address. Both cryptic messages simply said "email" or "if you email". Do not assume what is not there. Perhaps the interpretation lies in the fact that one HAS email and not that he should email someone. The noun, not the verb. Therefore if you have email she will come.

Try this:
If you have email, then you will get the announcement.
Or: If "A" then "C"
This also works with "If you email, she will come..."

This new hint adds to the message. <b>"If Tom Kaye gets to "C" then he will have WLIPP"</b> which will make Tom happy and should make everyone else happy too.
I haven't found a solution for this part. But if I assume my interpretation of the first part is correct, then I have to assume that WLIPP has something to do the email announcement. Perhaps if Tom gets to announce what he wants to do, then he will throw the Worlds Largest Internet Paintball Party... That would be light hearted and close to home for everybody. ??:rolleyes: I only confuse myself.

Other WLIPP acronyms I came up with:
<i>Weekly List of Important Paintball Products
World's Largest Informative Paintball Place
Wednesday's Letter Involving People in Paintball
World League of International Paintball Players
World's Lowest Inline Peak Pressure</i>

Only more confused... :confused:

[Gambit1106]

SHE could be her and a different version of what she is holding could be "C"

[AngelBoy]

World's Largest Incompasitated Pixelated Paintball:D Its an Online paintball game:):):)

[Paintballer86]

I am going to bed now and I am gonna curl up in a ball and cry :mad: :p I think that it is an electronic grip frame to the automag simiar to the e-mags but cheeper. If I am right I get a free one

[BEEFYSAUSAGE]

ok were known for our sence of humor and we love to support sucess..ok now if its, 1.a new gun, 2.the intellie z,i will be asking to marry him ..(just for the products,well im a gold digger anyway)if its a new modelthatwill head a major launch in to the marker market i will have her(i hope her) as my wall paper(i hope shes good lookin though ..NO FAT CHICKS TOM.)if your talking maybe some free stuff if we have a email(even just a email will do)t_evil_mr_bunny@optusnet.com.au other then that i just want to say that i wish you had people over here that would support airgun designs at tourneys like you do over there it would be soooo nice.
BEEFY.

[kenshinkandon]

OK this is enough

I suck at math and even worse with math with those damn letters as numbers.

And talking about she is getting me weird looks from my girlfriend.

Are you trying to get me in trouble, Is that it? Cause it's working OH wait I'm sure I did something too but I'll blame it on you.

I'm just gonna go out tonight and hopefully forget about SHE and hope that I forget about it for the rest of the weekend.

Good luck to all and I hope SHE is worth it.

[kilaueakid]

No matter what SHE is and what is to be announced,

Tom, you and AGD will always be known as the:

Worlds Leading Innovator of Paintball Products!!

Now that being said, let the cat out of the bag!!

kila

[FooTemps]

I'm gonna have to put someone into the meat grind if you don't hurry!!! OH! Too late!

http://www.5thgenmaximas.com/vbb/images/smilies/new/gore.gif

(I got this off a car forum...)

BUT REALLY...
http://www.5thgenmaximas.com/vbb/images/smilies/new/jump.gif
I wanna know!!!
http://www.5thgenmaximas.com/vbb/images/smilies/new/jump.gif

[mountaindud]

Tom is obviously reffering to a symbolic automag that will fall from the heavens if you spam it with junk mail. Geez its no that hard to figure out.

[laysomepaint]

heres my attempt to solve it.

IF you e-mail SHE will come.

A = Email
B = She
C = To be announced
If "A" then "B"
If "B" then "C"
You can't have "B" but you might get "C"
If Tom Kaye gets to "C" he will have WLIPP
This will make Tom happy and hopefully all of you too.

so, if you e-mail, she will come. and if she comes, then it will be announced, meaning if you e-mail it will be announced. does she and what is to be announced necessarily have to be related? no...and if tom gets to C, he will have WLIPP. and this should make us all happy.

well....heres my thoughts, it has to be paintball related(a hunch), and the she is pointing to women, so- Women's League In Pro Paintball

but going on the idea that SHE has nothing to do with anything, im thinking- World Leauge In Pro Paintball...less likely i think.

in both, you cant have the "SHE" either because SHE is nonexistent, or because you aint lucky enough to have a talented paintballer for a girlfriend.

sooo harrd though

[ubooze]

Its been 5 hours or more already, we better all log off like I said before.....hey! wait a minute, no ones on anyway.....DAMN! :D :D Aww hell wit this.

Come on Tom, tell a fellow Illinoisan(however you spell it)

Tom..don't make me go kamikazee on you!http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/edoom/one_samuria.gif

[Riot[Z-Grip]]

WLIPP

World's Losingest Intermixing of Professional Paintballers
World's Largest Internet Paintball Party
Whole Lot of Invented Paintball Phooey

SHE
Some kind of "Team AGD". Or a combination of a team and other advertising components.

TBA
AGD Jerseys

-Riot

[AGD]

Ok, you guys are really good!

One of you in the previous posts on this thread got the A and B right. Another got the WLIPP right.

Figure it out and we can get to the email part.

AGD

[Bonx0007]

Originally posted by laysomepaint
it has to be paintball related(a hunch), and the she is pointing to women, so- Women's League In Pro Paintball

I think you hit the wlipp on the nose.

[gimp]

I'm confused!! I havn't taken any advanced logic classes yet!!! I'm still hoping it's a hot chick though.

[virus]

hmmm..... so we have what we need now we just have to sort it out....

its 2:45am i worked all day and went to a bar played pool and got a little silly....

now i get to try to piece this 2gether.... my head hurts already...


so either

Tom is getting married... though i dont remember a WLIPP that went along with that....

he has a new patent and /or stuck a big deal on something
so either a new mag design(valve wise) or one heck of a distrabution deal to get around the world.... or we now have an AGD cup series....

i'm going with the new patent and a wlipp of world leader of inovative paintball products....

hopefuly mean i get a new girl to shoot.... i.e. a Zgriped Emag ;)

oh well my head hurts and my throat is dry... now i know why i dont goto bars that often.... time fer bed

[Manuel_FZR]

Oh, it´s really great! I love it to be in this great community.
I have my own thoughts of this issue ... we will see ;)

[GallagherAtWar]

this is WLIPP World's Largest Internet Paintball Party

and this is A and B

heres my attempt to solve it.

IF you e-mail SHE will come.

A = Email
B = She
C = To be announced
If "A" then "B"
If "B" then "C"
You can't have "B" but you might get "C"
If Tom Kaye gets to "C" he will have WLIPP
This will make Tom happy and hopefully all of you too.

so, if you e-mail, she will come. and if she comes, then it will be announced, meaning if you e-mail it will be announced. does she and what is to be announced necessarily have to be related? no...and if tom gets to C, he will have WLIPP. and this should make us all happy.





RIGHT?

[Puddleglum]

So if we e-mail we get the worlds larget internet paintball party?? Who do we e-mail??? I'm confused.

[ChrisRT]

I got it we are supposed to email some women about coming to the Worlds largest Internet Paintball PArty. But who is it that we want to come???

[ChrisRT]

Should we email the femme fatales??

[Riot[Z-Grip]]

Tom is going to sponsor a women's pro "Team AGD" (wlipp), when he gets to the point where he can make C (AGD Jersyes), SHE will be the captain of the team and TK needs help persuading her into taking the role (email)....

Or something along those lines. If someone wants to put this into context with the "If A then B" motif... I suggest you do it... we might get another rise/hint out of TK.

-Riot

[HoppysMag]

I got it we are supposed to email some women about coming to the Worlds largest Internet Paintball PArty. But who is it that we want to come???


Bonnie the jt girl!

[BigFat]

Pretty much if A then C. So maybe if you HAVE e-mail it will be announced. Then we are all happy because we get(said with a Porky Pig accent) a: Wrelly Ity-bity Paintbal Person!!!

[jah871]

Tom is going to sponsor a women's pro "Team AGD" (wlipp), when he gets to the point where he can make C (AGD Jersyes), SHE will be the captain of the team and TK needs help persuading her into taking the role (email)....
heres what i think
A = Email
B = She
C = To be announced
If "A" then "B"
If "B" then "C"
You can't have "B" but you might get "C"
If Tom Kaye gets to "C" he will have WLIPP
This will make Tom happy and hopefully all of you too.

I think, we need email SHE, to persuade her to take the role of being the captain of "Team AGD". If we persuade her and she agrees to be the captain we get "WLIPP"(I'm thing the same as Riot, Worlds Largest Internet Paintball Party). I can think of one person that could possibly be SHE, Amy Low (aka Graycie here on AO). She recently quit the Fallen Angels and maybe Tom wants her to be the captain of "Team AGD" since she isnt playing on a team right now according to the people in the chat room. So if we persuade her, by emaling her, she will come and if she comes we will have "WLPP"(Worlds Largest Interent Paintball Party) and if we get her to come Tom will be happy becuase he will have a captain for "Team AGD". We will also be happy because we will have "WLPP" and a captain for "Team AGD".

Thats all I can think of for now.

[splat11756]

its a web party with that girl in the maxim shirt, woohooo, i hope its it

[HoppysMag]

just alittle late splat11756

[orangejulius]

or tom you can just tell us the email and stop being a bully and not letting us email the poo out of her e mail box I will put a box in it.

[Clare]

hey I want to be on the AGD team..pretty puhleeeassee :D



-clare

[jtk0569]

Maybe its the Womens League of International Professional Paintball... sumthing like that. AGD could be starting a new league...with girls.

[HoppysMag]

dude this was solved a LONG time ago. Its Worlds Largest Internet Paintball Party.

[jtk0569]

oh, well...i diddnt read every post.